/ Language: English / Genre:sf_fantasy / Series: Garrett P.I.

Cruel Zinc Melodies

Glen Cook

Garrett's newest visitors are a pack of lovelies led by his main squeeze Tinnie Tate and her friend, Alyx Weider, the spoiled daughter of the largest brewer in town. Her father needs Garrett'shelp-his workers are being attacked by everything from giant insects to ghosts. Garrett takes the case. After all, working for the Weiders means free beer. But it also means serious danger.

Glen Cook

Cruel Zinc Melodies


One of John Stretch’s pals headed our way. Lugging a beetle as big as a lamb. He didn’t editorialize; he just dropped the monster when I didn’t offer to take it. He headed back to the wars.

Playmate said, ‘‘Hey, Garrett, whack that thing with something. It ain’t dead.’’

It lay on its back. Its legs were twitching. Its wings, ditto. Then it stopped struggling. It seemed to be assessing its situation.


It flipped. It faced me. Big brown jaws clacked.

It charged. . . .


It was a marvelous winter. My personal favorite kind of winter. An ever-lovin’ blue-eyed kind of winter that slunk in early and got bitter frigid before anybody remembered where they stashed their winter coats. Snow came down more often and heavier than even the old folks could remember, and you know how their recollections work. Everything was bigger, better, sharper, steeper, rougher, and tougher in the good old days.

When it didn’t snow there was freezing rain.

The world slowed down.

I favor slow. I like loafing around the house, hard at it doing a whole raft load of nothing. Nothing being what I do best when there are no ladies present.

Dean would maintain that they couldn’t be ladies if they were hanging around with me.

The downside of the weather was, what with snow and ice, it was hard to get a replacement keg in. It was almost as hard to get out to those temples of dissolution where the golden elixir was dispensed.

All good things must end. No good deed goes unpunished. Sooner rather than later. These natural laws underpin my life.

Same as it ever was, the idyll killer was a knock on my front door.

Dean shouted, ‘‘I can’t leave this omelet.’’

Always an excuse.

I climbed out of my chair, snaked out from behind my cluttered desk, crabbed sideways to the hallway door. Whoever built the house probably intended my office to be a walk-in closet. I glanced at Eleanor, central figure in the grim painting hanging behind my desk. She’s running away from a brooding mansion. One weak light burns in a high window. She’s beautiful and frightened. The light is in a different window each time I look.

There used to be the hint of a horrible, menacing presence in the dark background. I can’t find it anymore. But Eleanor keeps running.

I told her, ‘‘You seem gloomy today.’’

True. I couldn’t recall the last time I saw her looking so pessimistic.

Pular Singe popped out of the Dead Man’s room. The ratgirl has converted a quarter of that into her own little office. She manages the business side of our racket. Much better than I ever did.

I asked, ‘‘You expecting somebody?’’ She has a half brother who won’t stay away. Which can be hard on the nerves. He’s a local crime lord. In a time when TunFaire has been suffering from a severe outbreak of law and order.


‘‘Maybe it’s Jerry the beer guy with the new keg.’’ I was whistling past the graveyard. Unexpected visitors never augur well.

I took a peek through the peephole. ‘‘Zippity-do!’’

‘‘What?’’ Singe asked. Instantly suspicious.

‘‘Proof that the gods love men.’’

‘‘It is the beer man, then?’’

‘‘No. Even better.’’ I popped the door open. Revealing a stoop chock-full of male fantasies. The closest was Alyx Weider, naughty blond temptress and daughter of Max Weider, dark overlord of the Weider brewing empire. Max has me on retainer.

‘‘Out of the road, Garrett,’’ Alyx ordered. ‘‘It’s freaking cold out here.’’ She didn’t wait for me to move.

I looked past the flock. They had arrived in a coach. Smoke curled from a slim sheet-metal chimney. The coachman had fled into the cabin already. The vehicle was so big it should have had oars and sails. Six matched chestnuts dragged it around. They looked like they wanted to join the coachman.

Three more honeys shoved past. I wished the weather was a little fairer. They wouldn’t be so thoroughly bundled. There was one each of the primary colors: blonde, brunette, and redhead, plus a moon-faced, raven-haired exotic with skin the hue and smoothness of honey. They put off so much heat that they should’ve been immune to the weather. Grizzled old glaciers would melt when they passed.

Whack! A hand got me across the back of the head.

Singe snickered.

Uh-oh. Tactical error. Drooling over Alyx and the honey girl with the challenging brown eyes left my back exposed to the redhead.

Singe snickered some more. Ominous, that, coming from the unique sound box of a ratperson throat.

‘‘Tinnie. Sweetheart. What are you doing with this crowd?’’

Tinnie Tate, devoutly committed redhead, is my off-and-on main woman. Very main, of late. And possessed of not even the remotest intellectual understanding of my broad appreciation of female folk who are easy on the eyes.

‘‘Making sure your fantasies don’t get past the hallucination stage.’’

Alyx Weider being one of her best friends would factor in. Alyx has been chasing me since she was old enough to get up on her own hind legs.

I asked, ‘‘Singe, is Old Bones snoozing?’’

‘‘Probably. But he does pretend quite well.’’

That he does. If he can’t sleep for a year at a time, he’d just as soon pretend. Some people are just so lazy.

We were talking about my partner. A unique sort of beast, even in TunFaire, where it’s a rare and remarkable day when we don’t see the rare and remarkable.

‘‘Let’s go in there. My office is too intimate.’’ And there wasn’t enough furniture in the small front room. Which we don’t use much. It still smells like the Goddamn Parrot.

Singe headed for the kitchen.

The two unfamiliar women made frightened squeaks when they saw my sidekick.

The Dead Man is a near quarter ton of defunct Loghyr, a species now little known and almost extinct. This one looks like a dwarf mammoth minus the hair and tusks. He went around on his hind legs when he was alive. His trunk-like snoot makes his yellowish gray, wrinkled face uglier than you can imagine. There is no twinkle in his eyes.

Loghyr don’t die like the rest of us. We croak; the part that isn’t meat and bone hustles off to whatever reward is on the schedule. Or sticks around to make life miserable for the living. Usually the same living we made miserable before we assumed room temperature. But Loghyr stick around and haunt their own corpses. For centuries, sometimes.

It’s been four and a half of those since somebody stuck a knife between my partner’s ribs.

I’m double haunted. Eleanor was a ghost when I met her, too.

I told the ladies, ‘‘He’s harmless.’’ Though a huge misogynist. I used to be able to wake him up just by bringing in a female of this caliber.

He’s getting used to me having an occasional companion of the obstinate sex. He gets along with Singe and Tinnie. Most of the time. The redhead remains strictly ‘‘Miss Tate,’’ however.

Though startled and intimidated, the new girls didn’t recognize a Loghyr when they saw one. So they weren’t scared.

‘‘Tinnie, my sweetest sweet, who might your friends be? And why do you turn up now, after weeks and weeks of sticking your tongue out and staying away?’’

Tinnie said, ‘‘Bobbi Wilt and Lindy Zhang.’’ Without indicating which was which. Because I didn’t need to know. ‘‘Guys, this here is six feet three inches of the prettiest ex-Marine you’re ever likely to find underfoot. Look at those big baby blues. Never mind the bad hair, the pockmarks, the scars, and all that stuff. That’s just normal wear and tear.’’

I’d enumerate her physical shortcomings but I haven’t found any yet. Everything is there, in all the right places, with a shine on it. Personality-wise, though, one or two sharp corners could be polished off.

‘‘Definitely a problem,’’ Alyx said. Showing me her tongue between sharp little teeth, a come-hither challenge in her eye. ‘‘You find one still in good shape, he’s too immature to waste time on. You find one like this, that’s all broken in, he’s like this. All broken down.’’

‘‘You aren’t so old I can’t turn you over my knee, Miss Alyx.’’

‘‘Promises, promises.’’

‘‘Alyx!’’ Tinnie was not amused.

I asked, ‘‘So, how come I find myself inundated by beautiful women?’’ Coats were coming off. Being an observer by trade, I was observing. And I was impressed.

I was looking at Tinnie but Alyx answered. ‘‘Because I had to see you. And I thought you might not let me in if it was just me.’’

The honey-tone honey drawled, ‘‘Her father wouldn’t let her come alone. And Tinnie was there when he decided that you’re the answer to our problems.’’ There was a twinkle in her eye. She’d be another one who enjoyed getting a dig in at the expense of her friends.

Alyx said, ‘‘Tinnie’s got you so whipped. She didn’t need to come keep an eye on me.’’

Who knows? I don’t have much backbone around temptations packaged like these. I’d still be telling me what a dumb thing it was to do but be grinning from ear to ear as I went down for the third time.

Tinnie looked grim. Probably because she didn’t like that ‘‘whipped’’ pig wriggling out of its poke. Like it was some kind of secret.

Singe returned. Lugging a tea service. She made three of my four visitors uncomfortable. Well-schooled young ladies, they owned manners potent enough to not be rude in someone else’s house.

‘‘So,’’ I said. Standing. The available chairs being filled. I didn’t go for more. Despite visions of harem girls dancing in my head.

This much glamour doesn’t descend on me without bringing bad, bad news. The kind of news that ends up with me having to go to work.


Now that she was here she didn’t want to talk about her problem.

It happens. People hire me. Then they don’t want to tell me why. Usually because they have to admit having done something incredibly stupid.

Tinnie grinned. That lit up the room. ‘‘What my friend the blond beer bimbo wants to tell you is, her daddy needs to see you. He sent her because he didn’t think you’d open the door to anybody who looked like a wannabe client.’’

Too true. I wasn’t looking for work. I have a regular income from several sources. And work is so much like . . . well, so much like work.

But prospective clients are always bimbos. Er, make that, there’s always a woman involved. As Singe might say, because half of us are female and females are more likely to find themselves in straits nature didn’t equip them to handle.

Singe sucks all the fun out sometimes, being boneheaded, literal, and logical.


‘‘Here’s the story,’’ Alyx said. Never an auspicious beginning. People who start that way usually plan on retailing a fictionalized account.

‘‘I’m all ears.’’

‘‘Not quite, but they are a little ridiculous.’’

Two paragons snickered. The redheaded fourth seized the named appendages from behind. ‘‘But they’re so cute!’’

‘‘Spin me your tall tale, baby Weider girl.’’

‘‘Daddy wants to build his own theater.’’

‘‘Good on Max. Theater is hot right now. He’ll milk it for a ton.’’

‘‘We’re gonna be the stars. Us and Cassie Doap. And Heather Soames, maybe.’’

I gave Alyx the maximum-power raised right eyebrow. The one that makes the nuns renounce their vows. ‘‘No. Not Cassie.’’

Then my mouth got ahead of my brain. ‘‘Girls don’t go onstage.’’ Not good girls. Only girls who have something to market.

‘‘We can if we want!’’ Petulant.

Alyx Weider is as spoiled a kid as ever came up in TunFaire. And that’s all her father’s fault.

Max indulged her not only because she was the baby of the family but because of his failures with her older siblings. Like he thought if he invested enough he could buy one perfect kid.

Why not? He’d been able to buy everything else he’d ever wanted since he’d gotten rich.

Alyx wasn’t half as rotten as she ought to be, the way she’d been raised.

‘‘You’re not being nice!’’

‘‘Alyx, what I am is shutting up and listening.’’ Which I proceeded to do with grand determination and limited success.

‘‘Daddy is building a theater. A big one. He already told us we could be stars. Tinnie knows somebody who can write us a play.’’

I leaned back and turned. My eyebrow query failed to knock Miss Tate down. She must be developing an immunity. ‘‘Jon Salvation,’’ she said.

‘‘The Remora? You’re kidding.’’

‘‘He’s good. He wrote a comedy about the fairy queen Eastern Star.’’

‘‘I was talking!’’ Alyx snapped. ‘‘You told me you’d be quiet and listen.’’

‘‘Being quiet, Alyx. Listening raptly.’’

Miss Weider offered a halfhearted, grotesquely inappropriate head butt that would’ve taken out the lynchpin of my fantasy life if I hadn’t been a trained martial artist-type. Tinnie growled. She cuts Alyx a lot of slack because they’re ancient friends and their families are in business together, but she has her limits.

She snarled, ‘‘Goddamnit, Alyx! Cut the shit! Talk!’’

Bobbi and Lindy were amused—the way bettors around a dogfight pit might be amused by the antics of future combatants.

‘‘Daddy wants to get into the theater business. He has a theater under construction. The World. It’ll put three or four different shows on at the same time.’’

Max the innovator. How would he do that?

Tinnie interjected, ‘‘They’ll have staggered starting times. Each play will show three times a day.’’

‘‘Tinnie, please!’’ Alyx whined.

So Max had found a way to move a lot more Weider beer. I gave Alyx a nudge. ‘‘The problem you need solved is?’’


Tinnie explained, ‘‘It’s actually kind of petty but somebody keeps getting in and breaking things.’’

‘‘Criminals? Trying to shake him down?’’ That’s how the protection racket starts.

Most crooks are smart enough to steer clear. Max Weider is rich. And doesn’t scruple in a fight. He’ll play fair, businesswise, but try strong-arming him and there’s an excellent chance somebody less personable than me will help you get started on an attempt to swim across the river. With granite in your undies.

Not even the Contagues, the emperors of TunFaire crime, would risk making a run at Max Weider. Unless the payoff prospects were beyond my ability to imagine.

Near as I can tell, all hands are happy with the status quo. Possibly excepting the law-and-order extremists at Watch and Guard headquarters in the Al-Khar.

Alyx chewed her lower lip fetchingly. Reluctantly, she said, ‘‘Maybe. But there’s, like, ghosts, too. And bugs.’’

‘‘Ghosts?’’ Just thinking out loud. Ghosts happen, but I hadn’t run into any recently. The residual personality haunting the Eleanor painting being the last. ‘‘It’s the wrong time of year for bugs.’’ Unless you kept your house too warm. Which nobody can afford to do. Other than on the Hill.

Around here we can see our breath in the winter. Except in the kitchen. And in the Dead Man’s room when we have company.

‘‘Tell that to the bugs, big boy.’’


‘‘It’s all hearsay to me. I haven’t been to the site.’’

‘‘Ladies?’’ Bobbi and Lindy were content to sit quietly and elevate the temperature of the room. The Dead Man offered no remarks. Singe sat in the corner with her dim candle, working her books.

Her rat eyes do let us save on lighting costs.

Tinnie took the opportunity to apply a pinch meant to keep me focused.

Alyx admitted, ‘‘What I’m telling you is hearsay to me, too. Daddy won’t let me go to the construction site.’’

Tinnie observed, ‘‘He doesn’t want her associating with the kind of guys who work construction.’’

I snickered. ‘‘That’s because he started out as that kind of guy himself. So. Alyx. What do you want? Other than to indulge in one of your special efforts to get Tinnie mad at me?’’

‘‘Daddy wants to talk to you about what’s going on.’’

Max has been good to me. His retainer, meant to inhibit floor loss and general misconduct at the brewery, has kept me solvent through numerous dry spells.

‘‘Can I catch a ride?’’

‘‘We’re not headed home. We’re going to Tinnie’s. To rehearse.’’

They had a play already?

Tinnie said, ‘‘No, we’re going to the manufactory. There’s more room. And more privacy. The walk will do you good.’’

‘‘I’m so pleased you’re always looking out for me.’’

‘‘You’re very special to me.’’

‘‘What if I slip on a patch of ice?’’ She was right. It had been a long winter and I’d spent most of it avoiding going outside.

‘‘I’ll bring fresh flowers, lover.’’

Dean finally wandered in, armed with refreshments. Two steps into the room he froze. His jaw dropped.

He’s old. Around seventy, I’d guess. He’s skinny, shows a lot of bushy white hair this year, and has dark eyes that can twinkle with mischief. On rare occasions. More often they’re alive with disapproval.

‘‘Damn!’’ I murmured. ‘‘The old goat is human.’’

Tinnie wasn’t his problem. He sees her all the time. And he knows Alyx. He’s never anything but polite when she’s around. But the other two . . .

He pulled it together before he turned into a creepy old man. ‘‘Good afternoon, Miss Tate. Miss Weider. Ladies. Would you care for something sweet?’’

They all said no, they were watching their figures. And doing a fine job, I have to report. I stayed busy helping them do that. As did Dean. His eyes all but bugged out when the ladies started getting back into their cold-weather duds.


Back from the front door, I asked, ‘‘What happened to you, Dean? You looked like you got a sudden case of young man’s fancy.’’

‘‘The one with the marvelous chestnut hair.’’



‘‘Her name is Bobbi. Bobbi Wilt. Tasty, huh?’’

He showed me a scowl but it wasn’t his best. ‘‘It’s remarkable how much she resembles someone I used to know.’’

Someone who’d had a huge impact. Dean was so distracted he was ready to walk into walls.

He has worked for me since I bought the house. In the beginning he lived with one of his brigade of homely nieces. Then it just made sense for him to move into one of the extra rooms upstairs. That kept him from bringing the nieces round, trying to fix them up. He never said much about his olden days. He was in the Cantard the same time as my grandfather. They never met. He knew folks on my mother’s side.

None of which matters now. Dean cooks for me and keeps house. And works hard at filling in for my judgmental mom.

Dean shook like a big old dog that just ambled in out of the rain. ‘‘I guess when you’re my age, everybody looks like somebody you’ve already met.’’

‘‘Who does she remind you of?’’

‘‘A girl I knew. My own Tinnie Tate. An old regret. It doesn’t matter anymore. It was a long time ago.’’

Clever. He got in a dig even there.

‘‘Must have been something special.’’

‘‘She was. She was indeed.’’ He drifted toward the kitchen. ‘‘We’re out of apples again.’’

Pular Singe is addicted to stewed apples. Dean indulges her shamelessly. Despite ingrained prejudice.

Ninety-eight of a hundred TunFairens loathe ratpeople just for existing. They can’t help it.

‘‘I’m not inclined to pay a premium because we’re way off season.’’

‘‘Noted. You aren’t inclined to pay more than the minimum for anything in any season.’’

Sharper than a serpent’s tooth, the ingratitude of a servant confident in the security of his position.

‘‘I hope you have something ready for lunch. I have to go out, soon as I fill up.’’

He paused long enough to benefit me with his full frontal scowl.


In some parts of town they’d given up trying to keep the streets clear. In others they kept after the snow with a dogged fervor. The city fathers had invoked emergency regulations to keep the more critical thoroughfares passable.

Lucky me, it wasn’t my day to help clear my block. Unlucky me, it hadn’t snowed. Today’s crew wouldn’t have much to do.

The sky was a cloudless blue. There was no wind. Light melting had begun in direct sunlight. So ice could form in all the low places once the sun went down.

It’s a couple miles to the Weider brewing complex. Not a tough walk. No hills of consequence. A few historical landmarks I never notice because they’re always there. Furniture of the world.

There were a lot of people out, enjoying.

I was in a good mood myself by the time I got where I was going. Nobody stalked me. Nobody bopped me on the noggin. Nobody even gave me a second glance.

Some days it’s the other way around. Too many days.

The big brewery stinks even in cold weather, because of the fermentation. The employees and neighbors no longer notice.

This was the mother brewery, the heart of the Weider empire. There are several dozen lesser operations around TunFaire, onetime competitors who surrendered their independence to the Dark Lord of the Hops. The lesser breweries concentrate on local and specialty products.

The queen brewery is a Gothic redbrick behemoth. It looks like a folklore hangout for vampires and werewolves. It is festooned with towers and turrets and odd little gables and dormers and lofts that have no connection with producing nature’s holy elixir.

The towers house swarms of bats. Max thinks bats are cool. He enjoys seeing them swarm out on a summer’s evening.

The whole strange place is Max’s imagination given form, weird because Max wanted it weird. And he could afford to build it that way.

A smaller version faces it from across Delor Street. The Weider family shanty.

Max originally meant that to be his brewery. When it went up it was the biggest beer-making operation in all TunFaire. Two years later it was too small to handle demand. And Max’s wife, Hannah, was pregnant for the third time. So he tossed up the monster across the way.

Max and Hannah produced five children: Tad, Tom, Ty, Kittyjo, and Alyx. Alyx was the baby by half a decade. Tragedy stalked the family, maybe punishing Max for his worldly success. Tad died fighting in the Cantard. Tom and Ty survived—with Tom gone mad and Ty condemned to a wheelchair. Kittyjo and I were an item once upon a time but she was too loony for me.

My pal Morley Dotes says the absolute first rule of life is, don’t get involved with a woman crazier than you are. A rule I haven’t always pursued with due diligence. Because of more immediate distractions.

But like I said, tragedy hounds Max Weider. Tom and Kittyjo were murdered. Hannah died that same night, destroyed by the shock.

I climbed the steps to the main brewery entrance. An old, old man sat behind a small table in a cubby just inside. He was a retiree putting in a few hours of part-time. He was almost blind. But he was aware of me because I came in with a creak of hinges and a blast of cold air.

‘‘Can I help you?’’

‘‘It’s Garrett, Gerry. Looking for the boss. He here today?’’

‘‘Garrett? You ain’t been around in a while.’’

‘‘Cold and snow, Gerry. And nothing happening to worry the boss.’’ My function is to stimulate the consciences of the brew crew. So they don’t surrender to temptation. Not too often, in too big a way. ‘‘What about the boss?’’

‘‘If he’s here, he came over underneath. And he don’t do that much no more. Less’en it’s really foul out. So, chances are, he ain’t here. Yet.’’

Max is a hands-on owner who visits the floor every day.

By ‘‘underneath’’ Gerry meant through the caverns below the brewery. Those were the reason Weider chose to build where he did. The beer is stored there till it’s shipped.

‘‘How’s business? Any cutbacks because of the weather?’’

‘‘I hear tell a ten percent drop-off on account of it’s hard to make deliveries. The local brew houses picked up most of the slack. The boss didn’t lay nobody off. He’s got the extra guys harvesting ice. It’s a good year for that.’’

‘‘So I hear.’’ They would be cutting the ice from the river. ‘‘Thanks, Gerry. I’ll head on across.’’

Would he believe I was just looking for the boss? The whole brewery would know I was on the prowl before I found Max. Any villainy would scurry into the shadows to wait the danger out.

Privilege, private law, is vibrantly alive. Max Weider is a comfortable practitioner. He cares for his troops. Most return the favor by limiting their pilferage.

It seemed colder outside. Because it’s always hot inside the brewery. From the fires used to boil water and warm the fermenting vats.

The steps up to the Weider mansion door had received only a half-hearted cleaning since the last snow. I understood. We’d all had enough of that.

I knocked.

The man who answered was new. And a disaster on the hoof. If there was a race that could mix with the human, his ancestors had mixed it up. There had to be a half dozen kinds of human in the blend, too.

He would be five feet tall on his tippy-toes on his best day. His head was huge for his height and almost perfectly round. With a couple saucers smashed onto the sides where his ears belonged. The only hair on him was a huge, drooping black mustache. Its twisted ends hung four inches below his nonexistent chin. His eyes were slits stuffed with chips of coal. His mouth was a lipless gash under a nose fit for an elfin princess. He didn’t look worried about her showing up to claim it.

His body was another globe. His stubby arms sort of stuck out at his sides. How the hell did he dress himself?

He didn’t speak, just stared at me. Filling the doorway. Immovably.

‘‘Name’s Garrett. The boss wants to see me.’’

One bald eyebrow twitched.

‘‘Alyx came by my place. Said the Old Man wanted me to come by.’’

The other naked eyebrow shivered.

‘‘Be that way. I didn’t feel like working today, anyhow.’’

I could go down to the river, see what it looked like frozen over. It wasn’t far past the brewery. I could watch the ice sledges bring the harvest home.

The living art form of ugly did nothing to help me out. He just stood there.

I turned away.

‘‘Hang on, Garrett.’’ Manvil Gilbey, Max’s sidekick, materialized behind the short and wide. ‘‘Come on in. Don’t mind Hector. It’s his job to keep the riffraff out.’’

‘‘Then I’d better start hiking. I’m about as riffy a rack of raff as you’re likely to step in.’’

‘‘Always the charmer.’’

‘‘One hundred and ten proof.’’

‘‘We didn’t expect you this soon. I would’ve told Hector to bring you straight to Max.’’

Gilbey belongs to Dean’s generation. Old as original sin. He and Max have been best friends since their Army days, in a war that began before they were born and continued till their grown children were dead. Until a year ago. Devouring Karentine youth all the while.

Hector stepped aside. I followed Gilbey through the foyer, down into the vast ballroom that takes up half the ground floor.Click-clack across the bare serpentine floor. Then up to the mezzanine on thick, custom carpeting.

I murmured, ‘‘What was that?’’



‘‘Son of a man Max and I soldiered with. A hero himself, Hector was, but he was having a hard time making it. Life is tough if you don’t have pure blood.’’

‘‘Crap,’’ I said. ‘‘We’re not getting into all that human rights bullshit again, are we?’’

In Karenta, in TunFaire especially, ‘‘human rights’’ means the rights of humans to preferential status. The Other Races and artifact peoples get whatever is left.

‘‘No. Our problems are in a new arena now.’’

‘‘Alyx said something about building a theater. That seems out of character.’’

‘‘I’ll let Max explain.’’

I glanced back. Hector was standing by, ready to answer the door. Beside a rack of lethal tools, there in case his immovable object had a showdown with an irresistible force.

‘‘A true exotic. Maybe even a unique.’’ Slang terms for mixed breeds of extreme aspect.

‘‘Would you believe Hector has a wife and five kids?’’

‘‘If you say so. But I don’t want to meet the kind of woman who finds him attractive.’’

‘‘He may have hidden assets and unexpected talents.’’

‘‘He’d have to have, wouldn’t he?’’

‘‘You’ve got a bad attitude, Garrett. People could tag you for some kind of racialist.’’

‘‘I am. The kind that don’t give a shit what you are so long as you leave me alone.’’

It had been a while since I’d seen Max. But when I stepped into his den it seemed I’d been away only minutes.

It was a room twenty people could fill and all be comfortable. A fleet of overstuffed chairs jockeyed for position in front of a big fireplace. A major accessory to that was a lackey whose calling was to feed the flames. The room was sweltering hot. The fireplace end was almost intolerable. But Max was in a chair up close, roasting himself. I guess so he’d make a good-looking corpse when he was done.

Max is not a big man. He stands maybe five feet six when he stands. Which he doesn’t do much, anymore. Since Hannah’s death he spends most of his time by the fire, waiting. Once a day he ambles over to the brewery, mainly to be seen taking an interest.


Max rose as I approached.

Max Weider is a round-faced man with rosy cheeks and a twinkle in his eye even when he’s down so deep he can’t figure out which way is up. He still has hair but his barber isn’t getting rich charging by the hour. The part down the middle is six inches wide.

Max’s mustache was bushier, maybe to balance the weak crop up top. Though it would never threaten the beast lurking under Hector’s nose.

I was startled. There was a definite twinkle in Max’s eye this morning. I asked, ‘‘Manvil, what’s happened?’’

Gilbey understood. This was the surprise he’d promised. ‘‘He’s found a reason to live.’’

Max shoved a beefy hand at me. ‘‘Damned straight. How you doing, Garrett? Enough friggin’ snow for you?’’

Sounded like he had been taste-testing the product. ‘‘I’m filled up on it, yeah. Alyx came by the house. With a covey of—’’

‘‘Felt like a rooster in a henhouse, didn’t you? That Bobbi makes me wish I was forty years younger, I’ll tell you.’’

I glanced at Gilbey. Manvil had a twinkle in his eye, too. ‘‘Have you guys suddenly turned into dirty old men? Suddenly?’’

‘‘No,’’ Max said. ‘‘We’re too far past it even to pretend.’’

‘‘Speak for yourself, Weider,’’ Gilbey snapped. ‘‘This soldier ain’t ready to lie down.’’

‘‘It ain’t the lyin’ down, Bubba. It’s the gettin’ up.’’ Old Man Weider made a wave-off gesture, then indicated a chair close by. ‘‘Park it. Let’s talk.’’

‘‘I can’t take the heat.’’

‘‘I should remember. I’m the lizard. The rest of you are warm-blooded.’’ He compromised. He moved far enough from the fire that I would just sweat, not drip drops of grease.

‘‘So, what’s the story? Alyx was vague.’’

‘‘That girl’s always vague. She ain’t right. I need to find her a husband.’’

‘‘Don’t look at me.’’

‘‘I didn’t think you’d volunteer. One of the reasons I like you. Though never too close to my baby girl.’’

Gilbey asked, ‘‘Want a beer while we talk?’’

‘‘Sure. And you bringing that up makes me wonder if I shouldn’t change my mind.’’


‘‘About marrying. Alyx. I’d have free beer for life.’’

Max chuckled. ‘‘It wouldn’t be a long one, Garrett. That girl has notions about how things oughta be, even if she ain’t figured out where she fits. Still, you talkin’ about marryin’ for the beer instead of the money . . . I like that.’’

Gilbey lugged over three big tankards. He settled. We three made up points of a lopsided triangle.

The professional fire tender left without being invited. Probably part of his job to know when.

I said, ‘‘There was talk about ghosts. And bugs.’’

‘‘At the World, you mean.’’ Gilbey. With foam on his upper lip.

‘‘That’s why I’m here, isn’t it?’’

‘‘Partly,’’ Max admitted.

‘‘Mostly,’’ Gilbey said.

‘‘Mainly.’’ Old Man Weider drained off half a pint.

‘‘There’s something going on over there that ain’t right. I don’t believe it’s ghosts. I think it’s somebody working stunts. With extortion in mind.’’

‘‘There are bugs, though,’’ Gilbey said.

‘‘In the winter?’’

‘‘In the winter. And the World won’t work if the customers have to deal with bugs.’’

I didn’t say so but bugs are a fact of life. In my world, anyway. You have to come to a natural understanding with them, so to speak.

‘‘You’ll see,’’ Gilbey promised.

My skepticism was too obvious.

Gilbey clambered to his feet. I thought he was going for refills. I was wrong. He collected a drawing board, two feet by three. A sheet of fine handmade paper was affixed. Someone had used writing sticks to create excellent drawings of a building.

I have a small financial interest in the manufactory that produces the writing sticks and a dozen other miraculous gimmicks.

Max has a bigger chunk of the same operation. As does Tinnie’s family. They provided the capital. I delivered the inventor.

Max said, ‘‘They call those ‘elevations,’ Garrett. That’s what the World will look like when it’s done.’’

‘‘All right. I’ll take your word. But these two here look more like maps than pictures.’’

Gilbey said, ‘‘They are maps. This is the ground-level layout. The band pits. The stages. The passageways to the center. We thought we could do the vendor work out of there. A carpenter who knows theater told us that was dumb. So that’s where the actors will wait and change and where the ready props will be stored. The vendors will operate from under the second– and first-class seating.’’

‘‘All right.’’ I followed his finger but didn’t really picture it. ‘‘It looks like a pie.’’

‘‘Our clever innovation,’’ Max said. ‘‘There are a lot of theaters these days. Not many get a full house after the first week of a play’s run. So we’ll run three at once. With limited audiences. That will make it harder to get into one of our shows. So, if you do, you’ve got something to brag about. People want to be part of the elite. We manage it right, we’ll have them trying to outdo each other in how many times they’ve been to one of our plays. We’ll use special paper tickets that they can keep and show off.’’

Max has a knack for creating artificial shortages that spark snob appeal.

Gilbey added, ‘‘We’re still a ways from a final plan. We’d like to come up with movable walls so we can change the size of the pie slices.’’

‘‘All right,’’ I said. ‘‘I see the layout. What’s this?’’

‘‘That’s the cellar. Under the floor and stage. So people and stuff can come up from there. And for storage. Prop storage is a big problem for theaters.’’

Max chimed in. ‘‘This will be only the second theater in TunFaire built to be a theater.’’

‘‘And all this is going up now? In the weather we’re having?’’

‘‘Yep. But it isn’t going as fast as it should.’’

I was amazed. TunFaire’s construction people don’t like to work in bad weather. On the other hand, they’re not fond of not eating.

Gilbey said, ‘‘We want to open in time for the spring season.’’

Thatwas ambitious. But Max Weider generally accomplishes what Max Weider sets out to do.

‘‘All right. I know the general plan. What do you want from me?’’

Gilbey told me, ‘‘What you do across the street. Show up unexpectedly. See what’s going on.’’

‘‘Find out who’s sabotaging things,’’ Max said. ‘‘It’s trivial stuff now. Pranks. Petty theft. Vandalism. Nobody’s asked for protection money yet, but it feels like it could turn serious.’’

‘‘Ghosts and bugs aren’t serious?’’

‘‘Nuisances add up.’’

‘‘Finances? In case I need to bring in other people? Assuming you want quick results.’’

‘‘I haven’t caught you robbing me yet. Manvil, give him what he needs. Keep records, Garrett.’’ Not one of my strengths, he knew. ‘‘I’m interested in results.’’

Max is a bottom-line guy. And proof that good things happen when you keep an eye on that end of life’s math.

Gilbey prepared papers. I asked, ‘‘The Old Man really has a new reason to live?’’

‘‘When he forgets Hannah and the kids. The theater excites him.’’

‘‘And you?’’

He lied, ‘‘I’m pretty much past the worst.’’

‘‘And Alyx?’’

‘‘Alyx worries us. Alyx hasn’t faced it yet.’’

‘‘All you can do is watch her and be ready when she needs you.’’

‘‘How are you going to start?’’

‘‘Go look around the construction site.’’

‘‘Use the papers. I’ll have your advance against expenses messengered to your place.’’

‘‘Good. It won’t be my fault if the money evaporates somewhere out there.’’

‘‘No. But Max would take a long, hard look if anything did happen.’’

People don’t have much faith in other people’s honesty anymore.


I didn’t recognize the World first time past. I thought they’d just be getting started, not almost finished.

I expected lots of guards, too. Thieves inevitably appear wherever there’s something burnable. Even in this brave new postwar world, where law and order threatens to become a universal disease.

I was a hundred yards into the Tenderloin before I realized I’d missed. I turned. There it was. Looking just like one of the elevations Gilbey had shown me, not quite complete. How do you walk right on by a round building without noticing?

Max had used the sheer weight of his own fortune, supported by selective gratuities, to gain possession of a grand tract on the edge of the anything-goes part of town. He’d cleared the tenements and whorehouses, the taverns and feeble storefront-branch churches.

I headed back, wondering if there was something about Max that I’d been missing. The World looked like a monument to an aging man’s ego. Gilbey’s elevations had done little to betray the scale of the project. Maybe that’s how you miss a round building. It’s too big to see.

‘‘Where you goin’ there, slick?’’ a bony old man with a peg leg, a ragged white beard, a truncheon, and a wild walleye wanted to know. His other eye was glass and brown instead of a washed-out blue.

‘‘Do you read?’’


‘‘Here’s word from the owner.’’ I produced the paperwork Gilbey had given me. ‘‘I’m a security specialist. The Old Man isn’t happy with the way things are going.’’


‘‘Max Weider. Of the brewery Weiders. The man who pays your salary.’’

‘‘Lego Bunk pays my salary, ace. And he’s one cheap-ass mortar forker.’’

Watching a semiliterate, one-eyed, walleyed man try to read Gilbey’s fancy hand was an adventure. My patience got strained before the old boy nodded. ‘‘All right, chief. Guess you’re real. Mind me asking what you’re supposed to do?’’

‘‘You have a name?’’

‘‘They call me Handsome. I don’t know why.’’

Made no sense to me, either. ‘‘Handsome, the boss is worried about delays. Says people are blaming ghosts and bugs. Says he don’t believe it. He wants some heads busted. In order to encourage the others.’’

Handsome understood. I’d referenced a bad habit of Venageta’s rulers during the recent conflict. If they thought their troops weren’t trying hard enough, they executed a few. In order to encourage the others.

Handsome was a veteran.

The peg leg was a clue.

The war for control of the Cantard and its mines had gone on forever. It defined generations. It bound men together where they had nothing else in common.

‘‘You Corps?’’ I asked.

Handsome grunted an affirmative.

‘‘Me too.’’ He was way older so we had little else in common. But that was enough.

Two minutes after you start boot training they convince you that Marines are a separate and dramatically superior species. And once a Marine, always a Marine. Rah!

Marines are more family than most brothers and sisters. And so forth.

You never get over it, either.

We didn’t swap stories. You don’t do that, except maybe with the guys who were there with you.

Me bringing it up was as good as a secret handshake, though. Handsome became confidential. ‘‘I don’t believe they’s really no ghosts. That’s crap. I never heard no music, neither. An’ I been here since the start. Somebody’s pulling some shit, maybe, trying to fuck up the program. Maybe kids. They’s kids around all the time. One day gang-type kids, the next day kids that look like they run away from the Hill. But they’s plenty a’ fucking bugs, I guaroontee you that. Bugs you ain’t gonna believe till they climb your fucking leg.’’

‘‘Tell me about the bugs.’’

‘‘They’re big. And bold as cats. You go on in there, cap. Prowl around. Won’t be that long afore you see.’’ He stepped aside.

No one else challenged my right to visit the site.

Actually, no one seemed to give a rat’s whisker, one way or another. Everybody but Handsome was trying to get some construction done.

I went inside. It was warm in there. I saw no obvious reason why.

My familiarity with the theater phenomena was limited. I went to a passion play once with a lost girlfriend, way back. Twice recently I’d gone with Tinnie, to a comedy and a tragedy, both historicals based on rulers from Imperial times. Neither play impressed me.

Interior work on the World was just getting started. Most of the planking meant to become ground-level flooring remained to be pegged into place. No seating or stages or walls had gone up yet. A couple of carpenters pegged away. I strolled over. One worked an augur. The other sanded the head of a peg just driven into place. I peered into the lower-level gloom. ‘‘What’s the plan for ventilation down there?’’

The carpenters looked like brothers separated by five years. The elder said, ‘‘I’m a carpenter, chief. You want to know something like that, ask the friggin’ architect.’’

The other said, ‘‘Don’t mind this asshole. He married my sister. She sucked the nice out of him years ago.’’

Not brothers, then. The sister must be a walking disaster zone, she had a brother who talked like that.

The younger continued. ‘‘They’ll be louvered iron windows that can be adjusted from inside. And a stack in the center that’s supposed to draw hot, stale air.’’

‘‘Thank you.’’

Something brown scooted through the lower murk.

Carpenter the Elder failed to object to his companion’s remarks. I assumed the crab-and-grin was a regular act.

Another something moved downstairs. Followed by a bunch of somethings. Rats? ‘‘You guys seen any ghosts?’’

‘‘Say what?’’

‘‘Ghosts. Old Man Weider said you construction guys can’t stay on schedule on account of ghosts and bugs.’’

The crabby carpenter whacked a peg into place with a wooden mallet. ‘‘I heard the same shit, slick. ButI ain’t never seen no spooks. Bugs, though? Shit. Yeah. We got them fuckers out the wazoo. Some a’ them big enough to rape a dog.’’

‘‘Not mosquitoes, I hope.’’ In the islands we’d joked about the skeeters being so big they’d hang you in the trees so they could snack on you later.

‘‘Nah. They’s cock-a-roaches, mainly. I seen some ugly beetles, too. Shit! Lookit! There’s one right over there.’’ He threw his mallet. He missed. The mallet bounced all the way to the wall. Which I noted only in passing. Because I was looking at the biggest goddamned roach that ever lived. And the fastest thing on six feet that I ever saw.

It wasn’t big enough to rape a dog. Not even one of those little yappy fur balls favored by old women on the Hill. ‘‘Holy shit!’’ That son of a bitching bug had to be eight inches long. There wasn’t anything like that native to TunFaire.

I begged, ‘‘Tell me that wasn’t a baby.’’

‘‘Nope.’’ That was the carpenter who wasn’t busy retrieving his mallet. ‘‘That was the biggest one I ever seen. But they keep getting bigger. We kill as many as we can. Old Man Weider needs to get somebody in here that knows what they’re doing.’’

‘‘He got me instead.’’

‘‘Kind of takes the optimism out, don’t it?’’

What the hell? This guy didn’t even know me and he was piling on. ‘‘I’ll be back.’’

‘‘That a threat or a promise, chief?’’

‘‘Pick your poison.’’


I took a meandering route home. A little south of the direct route. I stopped by Playmate’s smithy and stable. Before he could start carping I told him, ‘‘I need to rent a coach. Tomorrow. Big enough for four people and fifty rats. I’ll need a driver, too.’’

‘‘Rent?’’ He sounded skeptical.

‘‘You always get paid.’’

‘‘Thanks to Pular Singe.’’

Playmate skeptical is a vision. Because he’s a big black human house. Three hundred pounds, every ounce muscle. A slow-talking, fierce-looking sweetheart of a guy. So soft he’s squishy on the inside. A religious sort fully stuffed up with homilies about turning cheeks. He oozes unwarranted faith in the innate goodness of mankind.

My experience suggests the opposite. The species is naturally wicked. People just fake it till opportunity crosses their bows. Only rare, twisted souls and random mutations, like Playmate, rise above the muck.

And Playmate is no fanatic. He’ll turn the other one only once. Then he’ll bring the hammer down. If you’re obviously a bad guy, you won’t get the once.

He stared and went right on not understanding. ‘‘You’re volunteering to pay for use of a coach? Up front?’’

‘‘This is unbecoming. How long have we been friends?’’

‘‘I don’t remember. Five minutes, back when we were kids?’’

‘‘Wiseass. That’s the attitude that . . . Like I said, when did I ever not pay you?’’

‘‘Not once,’’ he admitted. ‘‘Since you’ve had Dean Creech and the Dead Man to keep you honest. And Singe to keep your books.’’

‘‘And before that, one time, you had to wait a couple days till I tracked down a client who tried to stiff me.’’

‘‘Let’s forget it. We’re all even now.’’

One thing about Play, lately. His sense of humor is severely diminished. And he isn’t very patient.

I worry that he may be suffering chronic pain, or something.

‘‘I’ve just gotten a major commission from Max Weider. He gave me a free hand. The job should be calm, cool, peaceful, and profitable. I almost feel guilty about getting paid for doing it.’’

Playmate slapped both hands onto his butt. ‘‘Where did I leave my chain-mail underwear?’’

‘‘Come on, man! It’s a walk. There aren’t even any damsels in distress. Just Tinnie Tate, Alyx Weider, and a couple of their friends who’re scared their theater won’t open on time.’’

‘‘That actually makes sense,’’ Play said when I told him what I meant to do. ‘‘It’s not the usual Garrett leap into the middle of things, flailing around till you’re the last one standing.’’

My methods are more sophisticated than that. Sometimes.

‘‘You going over to The Palms now?’’

‘‘Say what?’’

‘‘Your standard routine would be, go sucker Morley next.’’

He was speaking of my good friend, the half dark elf vegetarian restaurateur Morley Dotes. The semiretired bad guy. ‘‘Not this time. John Stretch, Singe, Melondie Kadare, maybe, and a lot of rats. Plus a coach to haul them in. I won’t even bother the Dead Man. It’ll be heroics on a budget.’’

‘‘I don’t believe you for a second. Even if you believe you.’’

‘‘You need to root around in your junk room. See if you can’t find where you left your positive attitude.’’

‘‘You could be right, old buddy. The trouble is, you really are my old buddy. I’ve known you way too long.’’

My friends. My pals. They never let up.


I had planned to visit The Palms. I hadn’t seen Morley in weeks. But Playmate’s attitude made me think it might be more useful to let Dotes lie fallow. I shouldn’t need any high-skill bonebreakers this time.

Whatever else he pretends, running his upscale club, Morley is a serious thug.

I gave The Palms a wide berth. Morley could find some excuse to come see me.

It was a nice day. I was humming as I turned into Macunado Street, betraying the fact that I have less musical talent than a wounded water buffalo.

I headed up the slight slope toward home. I wasn’t alone in suffering the happy. My neighbors were out, enjoying air that lacked the usual heavy flavor.

The long, cold winter had frozen the ugly out.

People who normally ignore me, or watch me like they expect me to turn berserk, nodded, smiled, lifted a hand in feeble greeting. I do provide local entertainment. And safety. And stability.

Some minion of the law is always hanging around, keeping an eye on me.

I spied a Relway Runner. Not bothering to be discreet. I should be grateful, or flattered, that they watch me when all I’m doing is swilling beer and feuding with Tinnie.

Deal Relway, secret police honcho, is determined to catch me doing something. Anything. Now or a hundred years from now.

Singe opened the front door. ‘‘What’s gotten into you?’’

‘‘You just did a contraction, sweetheart. You know that?’’ Ratpeople voice boxes aren’t built for human speech. They have trouble speaking Karentine at all. The man on the street won’t understand one word in ten from your average ratperson. Singe, though, has mastered the vulgate. Almost. Now including contractions.

When first I met Pular Singe she pretended to be deaf. That let her hide her brilliance from Reliance, the then master of the ratpeople underworld. Her half brother eventually replaced Reliance.

‘‘Son of a bitch,’’ she said. ‘‘Next thing you know, it’ll be standing up on its own hind legs.’’

Another contraction. And this the first I’d heard that didn’t involve a sibilant.

‘‘Are you in a bad mood today?’’

‘‘I am in a very good mood, Garrett. While you were away there were deliveries that included two hundredweight of apples, two kegs of beer, and forty-three angels in gold.’’

‘‘Huh? Angels?’’

‘‘A trade coin from the Tamedrow League. A mercantile consortium way up the north coast. These were minted in PeDiart-meng Arl. We do not see their sort often.»

‘‘Huh?’’ More piercing wit.

I’d started to slide off my afternoon high.

Singe can’t help it. She has to go all out when she knows something I don’t. ‘‘Angels are the standard monetary unit for coastal trade as far north as anybody from Karenta ever goes. Somebody must have regular connections up that way.’’

‘‘Pull the other one now. See if it’s got bells on.’’

She is one hundred percent correct.

‘‘You! You’re awake?’’

I am. Today was a tutoring day.

My sidekick and junior partner is mentoring a fifteen-year-old high priestess from a rustic cult. She’s almost a pet. Or intern.

There went a scary notion. Him crafting a small, mobile version of himself. A wicked deed I had no trouble seeing him doing.

‘‘I don’t get it. She used to be scared to death of you.’’

Without cause. While those who should be wary consider themselves immune to enjoying their just deserts.

I told Singe, ‘‘The money is from Max. An advance against expenses.’’

‘‘We have a commission?’’

‘‘Yeah. It looks pretty simple.’’ I explained. And told her what I planned.

The Dead Man tickled the inside of my head.I suggest that you do not discount the matter of the ghosts.

‘‘You see something in my head that I don’t?’’

He has developed a bad habit of assuming my permission to rummage or eavesdrop inside my skull.

No. Yet ghosts figure prominently in several reports. Though everyone seems inclined to discount their reality. And their music.

‘‘Where are you going?’’ I asked Singe. She had finished the bookwork resulting from our receipt of a pot of gold. She’s much too efficient.

‘‘To see John Stretch. You’ll need his help to make your plan work.’’

‘‘I wasn’t feeling fanatical about getting started right this minute.’’

Singe said, ‘‘The pixies are still hibernating. You will not get help from them.’’

A pixie colony lives in the void between the inner and outer brickwork in my front wall. They’re boisterous, obstreperous, obnoxious, unpredictable, and exasperating. And extremely useful. When they’re not doing their damnedest to drive me nuts. Melondie Kadare is queen of the nest. And a dedicated drunk.

‘‘Wave a beer around. They’ll fly in their sleep.’’

Singe made a brief, weird snorting noise. Her excuse for a laugh.

‘‘Go,’’ I told her. ‘‘Once your brother gets here we’ll adapt the plan.’’

‘‘You think he will just drop everything and run to help you?’’

‘‘I have a bottomless war chest. And it’s honest work.’’

Besides being a crime lord, John Stretch is a ratpeople community leader. Successful crooks are the only real leaders the ratpeople ever produce. The broader society won’t tolerate anything more.

Most people, if they think about ratpeople at all, would rather they just went away. Unless they can trick up a way to exploit them.

I throw what work I can to John Stretch. Not that I’m any reformer.

Poor humans have it better. Men can sell their strength and violence. Women can sell their flesh. Not many folks want to boff a ratgirl. And ratmen aren’t long on strength, only on sneak.

Pular Singe is mistress of the one special skill a handful of ratfolk can market. She’s a tracker. The best there is. She can follow a fish underwater. That and her knack for bookkeeping are what she brings to the team.

She went out.

Dean came in. ‘‘Suppertime.’’

‘‘What are we having?’’

‘‘Chicken stew.’’

I gave him the look.

He ignored it. He’s immune.

‘‘Yesterday: fish stew. The day before: rabbit stew. Before that: beef stew. I’m sensing a pattern. What next?’’

‘‘Pigeon? Snake? I’ll come up with something.’’

‘‘How about a new job? Could you come up with that?’’

‘‘Not working the slave’s hours I put in here. I don’t have time to look.’’

Children. Stop squabbling. Pick up your toys and do your chores.


Singe likes having her brother visit. She enjoys socializing but doesn’t have the nerve to meet people on her own.

She came back with John Stretch before I could finish supper, have a cup of tea, and get my ego mildly bruised by my partner, who would not tell me what he had discussed with his student.

John Stretch stands four and a half feet tall. Five when he forces himself as upright as he can get. His real name is Pound Humility. To my human eye, he has only his rat-ness in common with Singe.

They have the same mother but different fathers. Which means nothing in their matrilineal society. The females have little control once they come into season. John Stretch was born in the litter before Singe’s. Unusually for their folk, they get along like brother and sister.

John Stretch was dressed flamboyantly, in bright colors and high sea boots. His shirt was a rusty orange. It had fat, loose sleeves. The laces in front were loose. His trousers were baggy, too. They were black. And patched.

He was trying to keep a low profile, though. The shirt had arrived hidden inside a ragged brown coat so long its hem was wet.

When he’s in public John Stretch swaggers and is loud. At my house, with nobody to impress, he’ll turn mildly intellectual. He’s marginally less smart than Singe. And less driven to learn and excel. Even so, he has a knack for insights into motivation, human and rat.

And he has one incredibly useful extra talent.

He can reach inside the heads of ordinary rats. The way the Dead Man taps into mine. He can read them and, I think, can control them. Thus, he can know what they know, see what they see, and smell what they smell.

I extended a hand. John Stretch shook. He still had trouble with the mechanics. I said, ‘‘Let me guess. Singe went straight to the kitchen.’’

‘‘Yes.’’ His sibilants were harsher than Singe’s. But he was polishing them. He worked on his Karentine almost as fiercely as she did. He’d leave a mark. If he survived. ‘‘She said there is something I can help with.’’

‘‘On a strictly cash for labor basis.’’ I explained what I wanted to do.

‘‘The bugs are how big?’’

‘‘The one I saw up close was about this long.’’ I resisted the temptation to exaggerate.

‘‘Sounds like some good eating. For regular rats,’’ he hastened to add. ‘‘They like roaches.’’

«Then they’re living large in this town. TunFaire has the finest herd of roaches anywhere.’’

I caught a mental sneer from my deceased sidekick. He disagreed. He wasted no time telling me where they were bigger and better, more numerous and tasty, though.

John Stretch disagreed, too, offering as proof testimony from rats off foreign ships. Then Singe arrived with mugs and a pitcher. The mugs came fully charged with proof that mortal men are beloved by the gods. At least, by those gods who favor fermented barley.

Singe and John Stretch are bottomless sumps when it comes to beer.

I asked, ‘‘How much organizing time would you need?’’

‘‘A few minutes,’’ John Stretch said. ‘‘Getting a pack of rats together does not take long if you know where to look.’’

It wouldn’t in this berg. If you had a magic whistle.

‘‘Then I’ll just holler whenever Playmate comes up with a coach.’’

‘‘Sounds good to me.’’

We got serious about the beer. Singe asked me questions about my childhood. ‘‘What’re you, writing a book?’’

‘‘I have one written already. Now I need some stories to put in it.’’

‘‘Huh?’’ Maybe that made sense to her.

«You know that Jon Salvation who follows Winger around?»

‘‘The Remora? The playwright? What about him?’’

‘‘He just finished his second story about her adventures. They are making the first one into a play.’’

‘‘I don’t believe it. Stuff like that doesn’t happen in the real world. Damn! Who’d come knocking at this time of night?’’ I looked at my sidekick.

He didn’t help out.

Singe was wobbly already. She mumbled something about it not really being all that late.

Dean was preoccupied in the kitchen.

I pried myself out of my chair.


I opened up after a look through the peephole, mainly out of habit. ‘‘What the hell are you doing here?’’

Colonel Westman Block stepped forward. I let him come. Because the Dead Man sent,Let him enter if he wishes. He has no ulterior motive.

That I did not buy. Block is head of the City Watch and Civil Guard. Lurking behind him, like shadowy, avenging devils, is the Unpublished Committee for Royal Security. Whatever their handle may be this week.

They change names but never stop being the secret police. And they’re having a huge impact on TunFaire’s darker side.

Block said, ‘‘I’ve been to the Hill. Enjoying a first-class ass-reaming. A certain sorcerer’s overly indulged second son is locked up in the Al-Khar. All he did was rape some foreigner’s four-year-old daughter. Prince Rupert showed up during the chat. I don’t know how he knew what was going on. Maybe Deal. But he told the Windsinger to be grateful that we didn’t cut the little asshole’s pecker and balls off.’’

Prince Rupert had a set of his own.

‘‘So you thought you’d drop by, mooch a beer, and fill me in?’’

‘‘I did want to ask why a known criminal was seen entering your house an hour ago.’’

‘‘So now I’m a known criminal?’’ I failed to steer him away from the Dead Man’s room. Once he invited himself in he had no trouble seeing John Stretch.

‘‘I’m not convinced. Deal has fewer doubts.’’

‘‘Deal thinks everybody but Deal Relway is a crook. And he’s keeping an eye on himself.’’

Block chuckled. ‘‘Letting you run free is more profitable than pulling you in. We’re like gulls behind a ship. We follow you and pick off the fish you turn up in your wake.’’

Took me a second to get it. I had to go back to the islands, us moving from one hellhole to the next aboard troop transports.

Singe left the room as we entered. She returned with a new mug and the pitcher refilled. Block accepted the mug. He didn’t mind it having been touched by a ratperson.

He took a long drink. ‘‘That’s good.’’ He eyed the Dead Man.

‘‘He’s asleep,’’ I lied. That being Old Bones’s preferred state.

‘‘I don’t believe you. But it doesn’t matter. The world is at peace. I hope winter never ends. So, what do you have going?’’ He looked at John Stretch.

I saw no reason not to tell him. He wouldn’t believe me, anyway.

I didn’t betray John Stretch’s secret power. The Crown doesn’t need to know everything. Especially if that might cause feelings of vulnerability.

‘‘Giant bugs? You’re shitting me.’’

‘‘I might be. By accident. I only saw one. But it was huge. I’m more worried about the ghosts.’’

‘‘Why would there be ghosts around there?’’

‘‘I don’t know. An old burial ground?’’

‘‘With the tenants just now getting disgruntled? Be rational. The usual reasons ghosts jump up would’ve brought them out a long time ago.’’

I’d spotted that flaw on my own. ‘‘Weider thinks it might be somebody angling for a payoff.’’

‘‘Villains. Breathing villains. Stupid, breathing villains.’’

We were getting sloppy already.

Possibly with a little subtle assistance.

I closed the door behind the colonel. ‘‘What was that all about, Chuckles?’’

He was passing by. Feeling lonely. Colonel Block will not admit it, especially to himself, but he is a lonely man. He may have created an adversarial relationship here but it is a relationship.

None of which was alive in his surface mind.


Another day, half of it wasted on morning. I wakened early, feeling good, and couldn’t go back to sleep. I ambled down to the kitchen, where I surprised Dean, though he wouldn’t admit it. He just poured tea and started the eggs and sausage. ‘‘This could turn into a habit.’’

‘‘A good one, I’m sure you’ll argue.’’

He wasted no breath responding. ‘‘There was a message from Miss Weider.’’

‘‘Um? What does she want?’’

‘‘To know why you haven’t cleaned up the world.’’ He seemed both amused and puzzled.

‘‘It’s a big place. And I don’t run so fast anymore.’’

‘‘I’m sure that isn’t what she meant.’’

‘‘That kid Penny still running messages?’’

‘‘I wouldn’t be surprised. But I don’t know how to get hold of her.’’


‘‘You need a message carried?’’

‘‘I do. To Playmate.’’

‘‘There’s a new family moved in down by the corner. They have a boy who could do it. Joe Kerr. He seems like a good kid.’’

I gave him the look. ‘‘You’re kidding.’’

‘‘What? How?’’

‘‘Joe Kerr?’’

‘‘Yes? So? There’s a problem with that?’’

‘‘Maybe not. Maybe it’s just me. Is he trustworthy?’’

He shrugged. ‘‘I trust people till they give me reason not to.’’

‘‘I’ve noticed. But see if you can recruit him.’’


‘‘They very one. He knows you. He’d think I’m some pervert trying to pull him in.’’

‘‘I can see how he’d think that. You have that look.’’

I speared a sausage and ignored him, except to say, ‘‘Round him up. As soon as you can.’’

I met the kid on the stoop. He was nine or ten. There was nothing remarkable about him. Wild red hair. Freckles. Big ears and fat front teeth. Gray-green eyes. Ragged clothes. Nervous smile. I gave him two coppers, the message, and instructions on how to get to Playmate’s stable. ‘‘Three more coppers when you bring back an answer.’’

‘‘Yes, sir.’’ Off he went. He acquired an escort of three younger siblings before he got to the intersection with Wizard’s Reach.


Singe wandered into my office. ‘‘Playmate is here.’’

‘‘His own self? Already?’’

‘‘Yes. And yes. I’m off to get John Stretch. Close the door behind me.’’

Instead, I closed the door behind me. Playmate couldn’t leave his coach unattended. A coach that wasn’t his to lose. He has a mildly disreputable penchant for borrowing vehicles left in his care. Sometimes to help me. We’ve been fortunate enough not to destroy one yet. But one time we did forget to take a body out.

Play brought the children back. The message kid met me with both hands out. I paid even though he hadn’t brought a message.

‘‘What’s this?’’ I asked Playmate. Indicating the huge, burr-headed man leaning on the mahogany coachwork. Play hadn’t left the driver’s seat. ‘‘How you doing, Saucerhead? What’re you doing here?’’

‘‘I was over to Play’s when your message come. I didn’t have nothing to do. Any shit involving you usually gets entertaining. So I decided to tag along.’’

Probably hoping to pick up a few loose coins himself.

Saucerhead Tharpe isn’t quite as big as Playmate. And not much smarter than the horses pulling that coach. But he is more social. Than both. And he’s handy to have around.

People don’t argue with Saucerhead. Not for long.

‘‘I’m not hiring,’’ I said. ‘‘Not right now.’’

Tharpe shrugged. His shoulders were mountain ranges heaving. He needed new clothes to cover them. A bath would contribute something positive, too. And a date with a razor would help. ‘‘Don’t matter, Garrett. I’m not working. Not right now.’’

‘‘You’ll be the first to hear when I do need help.’’

‘‘Yeah.’’ He scowled. He knew where I’d turn first. ‘‘Thanks.’’

I throw work his way when I can. He’s a good friend, long on loyalty but short on critical life skills. He never learned how to think about tomorrow.

‘‘Tag along if you want. I’m just gonna shake some bugs out of a place Old Man Weider is building.’’

‘‘You in the extermination racket now?’’

‘‘Not quite. These are special bugs. Here they come.’’ Meaning Singe, John Stretch, and several of Stretch’s associates. Each lugging a clever wicker cage filled with quarrelsome critters. Up close, those were the nastiest rats I ever saw. Pit bull rats. Champion fighting cock rats. I grumbled, ‘‘Did you need to bring the ones that are foaming at the mouth?’’

Singe countered, ‘‘There you go, exaggerating again. Hello, Mr. Tharpe. How is Grosziella?’’

Grosziella? Who would that be?

‘‘We broke up. I . . .’’ Saucerhead launched a tale told many times. The names change but he keeps connecting, and disconnecting, with the same woman. They could wear the same underwear.

John Stretch told me, ‘‘I thought you would want enthusiasm.’’ The last word arrived in a flurry of lisps.

‘‘As long as they save it for the bugs. Everybody set? You bringing all these handlers?’’

‘‘Have to. Too many rats for me to manage alone.’’

Singe said, ‘‘I need to run inside for a minute.’’

I told John Stretch, ‘‘I don’t see how we can get them and the cages all inside the coach.’’ I watched Singe climb the steps. She’s worse than Tinnie, sometimes. And Tinnie must have a bladder the size of a grape.


John Stretch and his crew began unloading cages.

I frowned at the World. Construction had stopped. ‘‘Am I missing a holiday? Did the weekend sneak up on me?’’

I went looking for Handsome. I found a pair of Civil Guards instead. They were all shiny and self-important in the new, pale blue uniforms. They wore red flop hats and brandished tin whistles.

They ambled over. One eyed the rat cages, horrified. The other looked away. ‘‘Who’re you, ace?’’

He tweaked that nerve. ‘‘Deuce Tracy. Who’s asking? And why?’’ I didn’t feel hard-ass enough not to fish out my note from the Boss, though.

The Watchman considered exercising his right to be obnoxious. He accepted the note instead. He looked at it upside down, then passed it to the man who could pretend to read. After surveying Playmate and Saucerhead, the red tops opted for manners. For the moment.

They did have those tin whistles.

Playmate and Saucerhead are intimidating just standing around picking their noses. Especially Tharpe. He looks exactly like what he is, a professional bonebreaker of considerable skill. One who wouldn’t scruple about busting the skull of a tin whistle if the mood took him.

The second Watchman said, ‘‘It do look like he’s got business here, Git. This is from Weider himself.’’

I use Watch and Civil Guard interchangeably. There is a distinction, mainly of importance to Colonel Westman Block. The Civil Guard is supposed to be the new order of honest lawmen. The old Watch is supposed to wither away. When the new order gets as corrupt as the old, they’ll hire some new thugs and change the name again.

Git rumbled, ‘‘Just trying to do the job, Bank.’’

‘‘Sure. So. Mr. Chief Security Adviser. We still need to ask you a few.’’

‘‘Fine by me. Right after you answer me just one. What’re you doing here? John, you guys go ahead. Get after it.’’

Git answered for his partner. ‘‘There was a murder. We’re supposed to find something out. If there’s anything to be found.’’

That startled me. ‘‘A murder? Here?’’

Bank said, ‘‘An old man named Brent Talanta. Usually called Handsome. You knew him?’’

‘‘I met him yesterday. I came over after getting the assignment from Weider.’’


‘‘You read it in the pass. He thinks there’s sabotage. I’m supposed to make it stop. What happened to Handsome?’’

The Watchmen eyeballed Playmate and Tharpe. Not recognizing them, except as seriously dangerous.

Git said, ‘‘He got dead.’’

Bank added, ‘‘Messily. How ain’t clear. Something tried to eat him.’’

I lost my inclination to be disagreeable.

We watched the ratmen take cages into the World. I said, ‘‘That puts us on the same team. Did feral dogs get him?’’

‘‘That mean wild?’’ Git asked.


Feral dogs are a problem. They’ll hit a corpse but I’ve never heard of them killing anybody.

‘‘Definitely not dogs,’’ Bank said. ‘‘And what tried to eat him ain’t what killed him. There wasn’t no sign of a fight. But what tried to eat him could be in cahoots with what killed him. If he didn’t die in his sleep. Or commit suicide.’’

We swapped questions for a while. Then Bank quizzed me on the financial side of being a freelancer. Grousing, ‘‘This racket ain’t what it was in my father’s day.’’

I couldn’t help myself. ‘‘And that’s the point of all the reform.’’

Neither Git nor Bank liked that. Which told me they were holdovers from the old regime. It also told me they must be reasonably honest guys or they’d be out looking for work in a bad postwar job market.

‘‘Handsome dying the reason nobody’s working?’’

Bank said, ‘‘You’d have to ask the people who didn’t show up.’’

Which made sense. I’d get an employee roster if the case dragged on.

It shouldn’t. Though Handsome’s death could be a complication.

Time passed. We talked about the war. Git had done his five in the Corps, too. He hadn’t heard of me there—or here, either—but he’d heard of my outfit.

I did remember to ask what became of Handsome’s remains. In case I wanted a look later. They had him over at the Al-Khar, for now.

Saucerhead grunted, ‘‘Singe is coming.’’

Playmate added, ‘‘She don’t look happy, Garrett.’’

She didn’t. Sufficient unto the moment the ferocity thereof. I said, ‘‘Over there on that pillar by where they found the dead guy. There’s a mark the tin whistles missed. Take a look and tell me what you think.’’


‘‘What’s up?’’ I asked Singe.

‘‘We need more rats.’’

‘‘Huh? They must’ve brought a hundred.’’

‘‘But not enough, John says. Not nearly enough. He needs some boxes, too.’’

‘‘We can handle that. I saw some around here yesterday. What for?’’

‘‘To put the evidence in. So you will believe him when he tells you what he has found.’’

‘‘All right. Let’s see if those boxes are still where I saw them.’’ Or if somebody creative had snagged them.

Saucerhead said, ‘‘Hang on, Garrett. You was right. Good eye. It’s a gang symbol. I don’t know what one. Whoever made it musta done it with a really dull knife. That had blood on it. You can see little specks where it dried. Come here.’’

I went. Playmate was down on his knees studying the pavement stones. Tharpe showed me the blood. I asked Singe, ‘‘What’s your nose have to tell us?’’

She sniffed for a few seconds. ‘‘Fear. I think they probably beat him before they stabbed him. There were several of them. Maybe as many as ten. Very unclean. But almost nothing more can be told because of the smell left by the bugs who came to eat him.’’

‘‘You wouldn’t be able to track the killers?’’

‘‘No. Because there are too many smells.’’

Often a problem for her in this city. ‘‘Head, Play, how about you guys tell the tin whistles while Singe and I get the boxes for John Stretch?’’

We weren’t twenty steps away when Singe murmured, ‘‘They are talking about you.’’ She meant my pals and the red tops.

‘‘I’m sure they’re deciding what a right guy I am for not holding back what we found. Around behind these pillars. There were six or eight boxes that building stuff came in. They were probably saving them to put other stuff in.’’

They were there, no longer neatly piled. ‘‘We might not . . . What is it?’’ Singe had stopped. Her whiskers were twitching.

‘‘Call those Guards.’’

I got it. ‘‘Bank. Git. Come here. We’ve got another one.’’ They arrived. Bank asked, ‘‘What?’’

‘‘Singe is a tracker. A pro. She smells something under those boxes.’’

Behind was where it lay. A corpse. ‘‘Careful. Don’t bust the boxes. We need them.’’

‘‘You want them, you get them out of here.’’

I got in and got, passing the boxes back to Singe.

Git said, ‘‘This one’s been here a while.’’

‘‘Lucky it ain’t summer,’’ Bank said. ‘‘You. Garrett. Take a look. See if you know this guy.’’

I looked. Could’ve been anybody. The clothing was what every squatter in TunFaire wore. Rags.

It was not clear, even, that the corpse was male.

Half the flesh was missing. Chunks hadn’t been carved out or torn off. It was more like bits the size of gravel had been snipped away. Thousands of bits. ‘‘Here.’’ Git pushed something with his toe, out where we could all see.

A dead beetle. The little sister of the bug from the day before. Five inches long, black, with a horn and pincers on the business end.

‘‘Holy shit,’’ Saucerhead said from behind me, in soft awe. ‘‘Lookit the size of that sucker.’’

‘‘Yeah. Wow,’’ Playmate added.

‘‘There are lots more inside,’’ Singe told us. ‘‘That is why John wants the boxes.’’

‘‘Yeah,’’ Tharpe said. ‘‘You guys hand a couple of them back here. Me an’ Play will carry them in.’’

I didn’t talk him out of volunteering, but I did say, ‘‘When you’re done with that, help Git and Bank look for gang sign. Though this don’t look like what Handsome’s thing was.’’ Then I said, ‘‘I’ve seen something like this before.’’ As Git and Bank dragged the body into the open. ‘‘In the islands. Soldier ants did it.’’

The Guards kicked more dead bugs around. Git said, ‘‘This guy was alive when they got him. He fought.’’

Bank grunted. ‘‘He crawled in here to get out of the weather. They hit him when he was sleeping.’’

I edged closer. Old Bones would want every detail. Including the stink. ‘‘Where’s all the blood?’’ There should have been blood everywhere.

‘‘Down some bug’s gullet,’’ Git said. ‘‘Bugs got gullets? How do they work?’’

‘‘Got me,’’ Bank said. ‘‘Gonna need some big boots to squish these bastards.’’

Singe said, ‘‘Garrett, you need to come inside.’’

Saucerhead and Playmate had boxes and were waiting. I grabbed one myself, toddled after the band.

The ratmen had gathered about where I’d talked to the carpenters before. Wicker cages surrounded them. John Stretch’s henchrats were scared. My dull human nose could smell it.

John Stretch said, ‘‘This is bigger than it looks, Garrett.’’ Producing some odor himself. ‘‘We need many more rats than we brought.’’

‘‘Why’s that?’’

‘‘Because there are so many bugs. And because they are fighting back. No. That is not right. They do not think. Less so, even, than the beasts I am using to kill them. But they are not afraid. They are eating my rats. And each other, when the rats dispatch them.’’

Good word choice, Pound Humility. ‘‘Dispatch.’’ Very neutral.

‘‘There are a lot of bugs, then.’’

‘‘Thousands. And the ones that have surfaced are the smallest.’’

‘‘Ouch! That’s not good.’’

‘‘Very much not good. I would like to withdraw now, see what I can learn from the surviving rats, and develop a more definitive strategy.’’

And renegotiate, no doubt. After flinging around a few more big words borrowed from Singe.

Saucerhead squeaked, jumped, snarled, ‘‘Holy fucking camel snot!’’

A bull rat who looked like the undisputed heavyweight champion barbarian hero of all ratkind had just dropped a gift at our feet, then collapsed from exhaustion.

The bug was some kind of tropical exotic beetle, all shimmering oily shine on a deep background of dark green, indigo, and black. A foot long. Still twitching. But it had been conquered by the hero.

Other rats began to arrive. Each brought a prize. John Stretch’s buddies tossed bugs into boxes and pushed rats into cages. Even the heavyweight hero seemed happy to be locked up safe. All his savagery had been spent.

I said, ‘‘I’ll see Old Man Weider before we take any next step. Singe. John Stretch. Go back to my place. Fill the Dead Man in. If he hasn’t fallen asleep. Saucerhead. You’re on the payroll. Retainer rate for now. Play. Keep a coach handy. It may take an even bigger . . .’’

I looked to John Stretch. ‘‘You sort of know what the critters found down there. Right?’’


‘‘Is this method workable?’’

‘‘Probably. But it will be a strain. It will require many more rats. They burn out. Most of these will refuse to go down again.’’

‘‘Singe. I smell a business opportunity.’’

‘‘Again? I still have not worked out how to exploit the last one.’’ She meant taking advantage of ratfolks’ high tolerance for boredom by using them to copy books. Most had trouble developing the necessary fine motor skills. ‘‘What is it?’’

‘‘We could get ratpeople work clearing the rats out of places. Ratters are expensive.’’

She and John Stretch looked fiercely uncomfortable.

‘‘I say something wrong?’’

Singe shrugged. ‘‘John Stretch is the only one who can command the rats. And they have to be willing to listen.’’

I shrugged in turn. ‘‘If it can’t be done, it can’t. You guys get going.’’

I went back to where Git and Bank were managing the removal of the body. I dug a usable gunnysack out of the mess the dead man had used as bedding. Nobody found any gang sign. Nor any evidence that the derelict had suffered any violence other than the attack of the bugs.


Hector wasn’t excited by my return. But he did let me in. ‘‘Wait here.’’ He had a voice like a bucket of rocks being shaken. He went to announce my petition for an audience.

People from the back stairs popped out to get a look while I waited. Remarkable things had happened back there a while ago, with me deeply involved. These folks would have been hired since.

I suppressed my theatrical urge. I didn’t do a buck and wing.

Manvil Gilbey came. ‘‘So you’ve done your usual marvelous job and have it wrapped up already?’’

‘‘Not quite. Actually, just the opposite.’’

‘‘Ah. So. Your usual marvelous job.’’

‘‘And you’re gonna love it.’’

A minute later I dumped the gunnysack in front of Max and Gilbey. I was forthright about what I’d done. I even mentioned John Stretch’s special talent without naming his name. ‘‘Also, we got a murder of a security guard, with gang sign. The way those things work, that’ll be the source of your vandalism and theft. Setting you up for protection payoffs.’’

Max considered the bug corpses. He considered me. He said, ‘‘They told me they were big bugs. I was thinking woods roaches. Those flying cockroaches the size of your finger. Not something the size of your mutant feet.’’

‘‘Even bigger ones down below, Boss. So I’m told.’’

‘‘This ratman can command the rodents? He could get rich calling the rats out of places like the brewery.’’

‘‘I suggested that. He wasn’t interested.’’

«He’d see the problems better than we could. So what do you need?»

‘‘I just want you to be aware. Ghosts may not be a real problem. Nobody I talked to admitted seeing any. There was some muttering about weird music. They all seemed to think somebody was faking in order to force a slowdown. Maybe as part of the coming shakedown.’’

‘‘Not a surprise. What about the murder?’’

‘‘We actually found two bodies. The guard was an old guy called Handsome. The other was a squatter. It looked like he was attacked in his sleep by bugs. Bugs chewed Handsome up pretty bad, too. Singe couldn’t get a track on the bad guys but he was definitely murdered.’’

‘‘Not good, that. Did Handsome work for me?’’

‘‘He told me his boss was Lego Bunk when I saw him yesterday.’’

‘‘Bunk works for me. He used to, anyway. He’ll be looking for work after this. Find out what you can about Handsome. If he has people we’ll have to do something for them. Take care of his funeral arrangements, for sure. Now that Lego Bunk is gone, what’re you going to do about taking care of the World?’’

He wasn’t that interested, though. He’d delegated the work. His direct involvement ended there. Unless I screwed up and had to go the way of Lego Bunk.

‘‘Escalate. Bring in more rats. A lot more, if my ratman is right. Do the stuff for Handsome that you said. And let the tin whistles take care of the murder. The killers really want to work protection, they’ll turn up.’’

‘‘Do what you have to,’’ Max growled. ‘‘Don’t come back here bothering me unless you get grief from somebody who thinks they’re more important than they really are.’’

Never before had he so blatantly admitted how loudly wealth talks.

When you’re the god of beer in a city the size of TunFaire, you’ve got more money than the King himself.

‘‘Then I’m free to do whatever needs doing? And you’ll back me up? I want to be clear on this.’’

‘‘I’ll back you one hundred percent as long as you keep your hot ham hands off the rest of my daughters.’’

I’d broken Morley’s First Commandment, about messing with crazy women, and had a fling with Kittyjo Weider. She was marginally crazy then. She’d become a howling lunatic by the time she was murdered.

‘‘No problem.’’

‘‘I do believe in your good intentions. And I know Tinnie. But I know Alyx, too. She gets an idea in her head, she gets as damned single-minded as her old man.’’

‘‘I’ve managed so far. She’s all talk, anyway. She just wants the reaction. From you and me both.’’

That should give Max a chance to relax. And it might even be true.

Maybe I ought to call her bluff.

Only, Tinnie would slice off some of my favorite limbs.

And Alyx would callmy bluff. Guaranteed.

Then Max would hear.

‘‘Manpower,’’ I said.

‘‘Excuse me?’’

‘‘If ratpower isn’t enough to solve the trouble at the World . . . Never mind. I have resources.’’ If I needed twenty swinging dicks to clear the World, I could round them up in a couple hours.

‘‘Come back when they’re after you for killing somebody.’’

Gilbey hadn’t said anything for a while. He spoke up now. ‘‘Or when you find yourself in some demonstrable fiscal difficulty.’’

He was the practical one.

Max suggested, ‘‘How about you have something interesting to report next time you come around?’’

I exchanged glances with Gilbey. Manvil said, ‘‘Some days Max isn’t so enthusiastic about the new challenges. Even dead bodies don’t fire him up.’’

It’s nice to have the kind of friendship that lets you talk about your pal that way right in front of him.


Playmate’s stable was quiet when I went by. I didn’t stop in. His brother-in-law was covering for him while he was away. I’d only met the man once. That was once more than I’d needed.

Play was turning the other one like a self-flagellation machine with that villain. But he loves his baby sister.

We tolerate crap from family that we’d butcher strangers over.

I couldn’t resist taking a turn past The Palms. I didn’t drop in, though. I stayed across the street. Morley’s henchman, Sarge, came out to dump a bucket of filthy water. He scowled my way. I waved and kept going. Sarge scowled a whole lot more.

Morley didn’t run after me. Not that I expected he would. Sarge probably didn’t mention that he’d seen me.

No problem. No pain. I’d decided to continue giving Morley Dotes a rest.

Then I saw Playmate, heading home from my place. He waved but didn’t stop. His business and life were at the mercy of a brother-in-law who should’ve been drowned at birth.

The people of TunFaire were still out enjoying the weather. Several stopped me and wanted to talk, usually about something I couldn’t have found less interesting.

We all have our quirks and special passions. Mine are beer and beautiful women. Lately, beer and beautiful woman, redheaded and blessed with a surfeit of attitude.

One of whom was waiting in ambush. She overran me when I got home.

When I got a chance to come up for air, I gasped, ‘‘Hunh! Hunh! Hunh!’’ When my heart slowed down and the rest of me stopped shaking, I just had to check the gift horse’s teeth. ‘‘What’re you doing here?’’

‘‘I thought I made that obvious.’’

‘‘You know how my head works. If it looks too good to be true, I figure it is.’’

‘‘Should I be flattered or offended?’’ Tinnie asked.

‘‘You’ll decide that no matter what I say. I’m in the camp that figures you’re too good to be true.’’

‘‘Ah. You sweet talker. Too bad you have all these other people around here.’’

Singe could not stay away. She turned up to ask, ‘‘What did the principal have to say?’’

‘‘He said do the job. Stop coming round getting underfoot. Come back when it’s done. Go have a beer. I’m busy here.’’

‘‘You have a room. You do not have to mate in the hallway.’’

Tinnie snickered into my neck.

The woman is shameless when it suits her.

My partner amazed me by favoring discretion. I heard nothing from him.

Dean did appear to offer us an evening meal.

Singe saw the lay of the land. Sullen, she went back to one of her private projects.

‘‘What’s her problem?’’ Tinnie asked. ‘‘She trying to seduce you again?’’

‘‘That was just a phase. Adolescent fantasy. She got over it. Now she thinks she’s a storyteller. She says she’s written a book about me. And now she needs some interesting stories to put in it.’’

‘‘I should get together with her. I could tell her about you before you met.’’

‘‘I’m sure you could. And I’m just as sure that she don’t need any more ideas than what she’s got.’’

A faint fragrance of amusement tainted the psychic air momentarily. Old Bones no doubt conceiving a wicked notion that could find life only at my expense.

There was no one in the hallway but Tinnie and me now. And she was having no trouble with the invisible eye that’s always there when the Dead Man is awake.

It didn’t take her long to make me forget, either.

She’s got skills, that girl.


The brain trust had gathered. Singe. Playmate. Saucerhead. John Stretch. With Old Bones in the background, ready to kibitz. Tinnie was in the doorway. She leaned against its frame in an indifferent, sluttish pose wasted on everybody. Me included. She wasn’t happy about that.

Would you care to direct your thoughts in a less prurientdirection?

I said, ‘‘We need to brainstorm the situation at the World. Our efforts yesterday may not have done much more than stir up the bugs.’’

Saucerhead observed, ‘‘It’s freaking hard to get the bugs out of anywhere. Mice and rats, same thing. You wipe out the mess you got, another one moves in.’’

It is notoriously difficult to remove vermin and keep them removed. This instance will be no exception. But it should prove less difficult than the sort of general debugging you would find familiar. There will be a finite number of these mutant insects. Though that could be a large number. A sustained effort should destroy them faster than they can breed.

He was giving this more thought than he pretended.

You are correct, Garrett. Though not in the way you think.

I glimpsed something I didn’t have the mental capacity to grasp. A three-dimensional mind map of the universe in the earth around and under the World. Developed, with John Stretch’s help, from the minds of rats that had gone down there and had brought back memories of sights and smells. Especially smells.

John Stretch assures me that regular rats count on their sense of smell more than dogs do. Thus the thing inside the Dead Man’s mind was a visualized translation of information collected mainly by rat snoots.

Rats are crafty. But rats aren’t much smarter than a sack of hammers. I wasn’t ready to bet my life, fortune, and sacred honor on what my sidekick could put together from their mad, crippled rodent memories.

I said, ‘‘We could handle this whole thing fast if we could dump a million gallons of water into the warrens under the World.’’

Flooding the bug tunnels was an obvious move. Figuring out how to deliver the flood was not.

‘‘How about poison gas?’’ Playmate asked. ‘‘Some kinds would sink down into the bug warrens the way water would.’’


‘‘Fumes from burning sulfur.’’

John Stretch said, ‘‘I would like to try rats again. Using more of them.’’

The Dead Man touched me privately.Allow John Stretch the effort. Insisting on a much larger effort. Ten thousand rats if that is what is needed. Test the strength of this absurdconjunction.


There must be sorcery involved. To explain the size of the bugs. The absurdity arises in the mix of insects that have mutated.

Someone was doing to bugs what had been done to rats in the last century?

You are unlikely to lose much money betting that way.

I announced, ‘‘Guys, this may be a worse problem than I thought.’’

Engage brain before opening mouth, the Dead Man snapped.Think before you pop off.


You are getting ahead of yourself. It is possible the problemcan be solved by application of a large number of rats. If it cannot, thenyou have your worse problem.

So I said, ‘‘Never mind. John Stretch. By all means, take another crack. But go for overwhelming numbers. All the rats you can round up. If you can’t run them all at the same time, fine. Use them in shifts.’’

I need to know the outer bounds of the insect infestation. In all dimensions.

He didn’t say it but I understood. He wanted to isolate the point of origin of the giant bugs.

That would be handy to know. We could toss one fire-bomb in there. . . .

Garrett. The most obvious and direct approach may not be the best.

‘‘For who?’’

All concerned. You have to know what is going on before you blow things up and burn things down. You cannot approachall problems with the methods espoused by Mr. Dotes. It is possible that the bugs are an unfortunate by-blow of something positive happening in that area. The creator of the bugs may be unaware of the effect of his work on the insect population.

‘‘Evil spirits and psychotic demons are more likely.’’

No doubt. Nevertheless, it is important to examine and eliminate other possibilities. Unless you trip over some villaincasting spells on cockroaches.

‘‘While practicing his evil laugh. Yeah.’’

The rest of the crowd watched like they expected to be entertained any minute now. Except that fiscal traitoress, Pular Singe, who toddled in with fermented barley soup for all hands. On good old Garrett.

I wouldn’t earn any kudos dancing with the truth. They’d just accuse me of being a skinflint. Again.

It’s so easy to spend the other guy’s dough.


The weather continued favorable. The surviving city trees were about to bud. To their sorrow. The snow and ice would return.

Word was out. Garrett had a case. He had money. The street out front looked like I was gathering a wagon train for avolkswanderung . All six wagons boasted human drivers. Which said that John Stretch’s reach had gotten pretty long, pretty fast.

Playmate had brought the same coach round, too.

There were ratpeople everywhere, all of them armed with cages or baskets full of regular rats. The neighbors were out in force, being nosy. Among them would be tin whistles in disguise.

I had a mild hangover. Singe and her brother did, too. But Saucerhead and Playmate were bright and cheerful, ambling around with acres of teeth exposed to the breeze. Early birds. Let ’em eat worms.

What the hell became of all my old pals in the seize-the-night crowd?

The only positive was, Tinnie was there beside me. A morning person. A lightning rod for all those bleak disappointments that haunt the world before noon.

Saucerhead told me, ‘‘We need us some horse guys in tin suits with flags on their spears. And some halberdiers.’’

‘‘How’s your bugling? You could sound the charge.’’

‘‘That’s up to the rat king. This being all about him and his critters.’’

Saucerhead can be as literal as a hunk of granite.

John Stretch was thinking like my imagination-challenged friend. ‘‘We are ready, Garrett.’’

‘‘I are ready, too. Just waiting on Singe.’’ She’d had to duck inside. As usual.

The watching tin whistles were restless. This big a show by ratpeople made them nervous.

They will not interfere. Unless you fail to stop dithering long enough for me to fall asleep again.

The reason for his impatience was in plain sight.

Tinnie spotted her, too. ‘‘Hey. There’s Penny. I’m going to—’’

‘‘No. She don’t want anything to do with us anymore. Except for His Nibs. And Dean, because she can mooch a meal off him.’’

Tinnie didn’t believe me. But she didn’t argue. She’d had a premonition that Alyx would turn up during festivities at the World. She wasn’t going to let her main guy go into danger that fierce without moral backup. The word ‘‘danger’’ being spelled ‘‘temptation.’’

My backup was about to get her back up. But Singe breezed out and helped herself to the next to last seat in Playmate’s coach. It took my favorite redhead a hundredth of a second to assess the situation and make sure that the last seat didn’t go to waste.

This early worm was going to get some unwanted exercise. ‘‘Story of my life,’’ I grumbled.

Tinnie gave me a dark look, followed by one of her blinding smiles.

Lucky for me, the wagons didn’t roll fast.

Unlucky for everyone else, the wagons didn’t roll fast. We had time to acquire a patina of curious urchins. Saucerhead, trudging along beside me, grumbled, ‘‘You’d think we were some kind of circus, or something.’’

Or something. ‘‘Been a long winter.’’

Our entertainment value faded once we got to the World. The ratfolk took their cages and baskets and went inside. Then nothing happened.

An hour later, Singe reported, ‘‘It seems to be working.’’

It might be, but before I left the house I’d seen Joe Kerr and had gotten a backup plan running. Here it came now, in the form of a goat cart pulled by a pygmy troll named Rocky. Rocky’s family were all midgets, the tallest not going more than six feet. They’re unobtrusive, rock-solid, foundation-type royal subjects who specialize in chemical supplies for sorcerers, physicians, apothecaries, and anyone else whose coin has a shine on it. He was delivering twenty pounds of powdered sulfur that I meant to fire up as soon as John Stretch was done for the day.

Rocky presented a flour sack leaking whiffs of fine yellow powder. I gave him several pieces of silver. He grunted, ‘‘Good,’’ in a voice so deep it seemed like part of an earthquake. He started moving again. Slowly.

Trolls don’t need to hurry. They don’t have to run away, they don’t have to catch, they have no need to get anywhere right now.

Earlier during the wait I’d taken a turn around the World site. I hadn’t seen a soul, workman or watchman, nor the city employees who had been there yesterday. No place ought to be that deserted. TunFaire abhors a vacuum. If no one else was around, thieves should’ve been trying to find something worth carting off.

Saucerhead had noticed. ‘‘They’s something weird going on here, Garrett.’’

‘‘No shit.’’ I set the sack of sulfur down out of traffic.

‘‘You hear music?’’


‘‘I thought I heard music a minute ago.’’

One of John Stretch’s pals headed our way. Lugging a beetle as big as a lamb. He didn’t editorialize; he just dropped the monster when I didn’t offer to take it. He headed back to the wars.

Most of the gallery had wandered away. A few kids still hung around in hopes of finding a pocket to pick. But when that bug hit the cobblestones you could feel the shock start to radiate at the speed of rumor.

TunFaire would be in a panic before sunset.

‘‘Yeah, right,’’ Saucerhead said when I started to worry out loud. ‘‘Like the time you got into it with that clutch of weird gods. All anybody cared about was the snow.’’

He had a point. Strange stuff happens. People shrug it off unless it happens to them.

Rather than panicking, my fellow subjects would likely come bury the World in bodies, hoping to see something novel.

Playmate said, ‘‘Hey, Garrett, whack that thing with something. It ain’t dead.’’

It lay on its back. Its legs were twitching. Its wings, ditto. Then it stopped struggling. It seemed to be assessing its situation.


It flipped. It faced me. Big brown jaw things clacked.

It charged.

I delivered a masterful spinning kick. After which I deposited the opposite side of my lap on the cobblestones. A snicker came from the coach, where my sweetie was evading the weather.

The bug smacked into the coach’s big back wheel. The hub did some damage. The bug fell, shuddered, and expired.

‘‘Maybe less dangerous than they look.’’

I’m not big on reasoning this stuff out, but I figure bugs naturally come the size that’s best for them. Which meant the normal vermin crop are exactly the right size.

So, back to the mad sorcerer notion.


‘‘Mr. Garrett?’’

A kid had come up behind me. ‘‘Kip Prose! How are you?’’ I hadn’t seen him for a while. He’d grown, though he was still barely a mouse breath more than five feet. His blond hair was longer and wilder, his eyes bluer and crazier. His waist was more substantial. His freckles were more numerous. He did a better job of holding still, but broke into sudden, brief fits of scratching and twitching. Wealth hadn’t changed him inside.

Cypres Prose is the strangest kid I ever met. He has three redeeming qualities. Two any man can see at a glance. A gorgeous mother, Kayne Prose. And an older sister, Cassie Doap, who makes Mom look dowdy. The third quality is less obvious: the boy is a screaming genius. Of no special ambition, but with ideas that could make a lot of people rich. Maybe including me.

I have that small interest in the manufactory producing three-wheels, writing sticks, and other innovations sprung from Kip Prose’s twisted brain. I have the points because I found the genius, kept him alive, and put him together with people who have the money and space to create a manufacturing concern. The Weiders and the Tates.

‘‘I’m doing quite well, Mr. Garrett. And yourself?’’

I was suspicious immediately. Be abidingly suspicious of any teenage male who is mannerly, respectful, and absent attitude.

That kid is up to something. Guaranteed.

Kip wasn’t alone. Two friends, of a similarly weird appearance, had stayed across the street. They pretended no interest in what was going on.

Definitely suspicious.

Tinnie is a clever judge of people. When she bothers. Usually she deploys her skills against me alone. She made an exception here. ‘‘And how is your mother? And your sister, Cassie?’’ She turned on the flaming redheaded heat, guaranteed to send Kip into cardiac arrest, turn him to gelatin, and make him speak in tongues with vocabularies of one syllable.

Kip chirped like a frog. Once.

Tinnie got very close to him.

Kip knew who she was. One of those black widow fantasy women from the Tate tribe. He’d seen her around the manufactory. No doubt she’d imprinted herself on his libidinous consciousness.

It’s bad enough when that wicked wench turns it on to an old jade like me. It’s fish in a barrel, targeting a repressed boy Cypres Prose’s age.

‘‘Oh, that’s good,’’ I said. ‘‘You fried his brain. How do I get anything out of him now?’’ Kip’s friends, I noted, were not pleased, either.

‘‘What do you want to know? Maybe I’ll ask.’’

‘‘All right. But afterward I’m going to drive a stake through your heart.’’

‘‘That’s a straight line I could play with for . . . a minute or two.’’

‘‘Promises, promises.’’

Kip resumed breathing.

Tinnie told me, ‘‘You don’t want to know about his mother or sister. When I snap my fingers you will forget he has a mother or sister.’’Snap!

‘‘Yes, master. I have no interest in the welfare of absent beautiful women. But now I know how you cast your spell on me.’’

That earned me a nasty look. I survived it and worse consequences because Kip’s eyes rolled back down. He began speaking actual words.

I asked, ‘‘What the hell are you doing down here, Kip?’’

I could guess. He was a teenage boy. With the financial means to indulge a teenage boy’s fantasies. The Tenderloin was a stone’s throw on down the street.

Not smart. You could get dead. A dozen different ways. Not all of them sudden.

Clever lad, he avoided answering by responding to what I’d asked earlier. ‘‘Mom is fine. Kind of doesn’t know what to do with herself now that she doesn’t have to work all the time.’’

He has a significant interest in the manufacturing concern. Between them, he, his mother, and sister control the biggest chunk. He’d insisted.

‘‘You get her that house?’’

‘‘The one where she always lived. It’s all hers, free and clear, now.’’

‘‘That’s good. What are you doing down here? Not wasting yourself in the Tenderloin, I hope.’’

Kip turned bright red. Brighter than when Tinnie worked her witchcraft. He sputtered. Then choked out, ‘‘I’m just hanging out with my friends.’’ He indicated the impatient boys across the street. He and those two looked like one socially challenged pod. The friends were tense and irritated and eager to distance themselves from the World. ‘‘I just saw you and decided to say hi. What’re you doing?’’

‘‘Killing bugs.’’ I pointed at the beetle by the wheel of Playmate’s coach.

Kip’s eyes got big. ‘‘Wow! Well, I got to go.’’

‘‘Good seeing you again,’’ Tinnie told him.

He gurgled, waggled a hand feebly, and headed out. Tinnie blew him a kiss, just to amuse his sidekicks. Who started in on him as soon as they could without having me hear what they said.

‘‘Having fun with the cruel and unusual, woman?’’

‘‘You ever make that mistake when you were a kid?’’

‘‘I didn’t know any beautiful redheads then.’’

‘‘Cute. Try again.’’

‘‘What mistake?’’

‘‘Trying to distract an adult’s curiosity with a preemptive move.’’

‘‘I don’t follow.’’

‘‘And you a skilled detective. He was going by. He didn’t want you wondering why he was down here. So he decided to establish his innocence ahead of time. Neither of us would’ve noticed him if he hadn’t pointed himself out. But now you have noticed. And now you’re curious.’’

‘‘Got you. Yeah. I made that mistake a few times.’’

‘‘Never worked, did it?’’

‘‘Nope. Turned around and bit me every time. I’m going to find Singe.’’

Kip and his friends left quickly, all talking at the same time, all of them angry.

The ratpeople inside the World weren’t pleased to see me. They figured I was there to micromanage. Like Max, though, I’d rather tell somebody what needs doing, then get the hell out of the way. Most of the time. ‘‘Singe. I need you outside.’’

As we headed for the coach, she asked, ‘‘That’s the same boy who was involved with the silver elves?’’

‘‘The same.’’ She’d tracked Kip before.

‘‘What do I need to do?’’

‘‘Find out where he goes. And what he’s up to, if you can do that without getting caught.’’

‘‘You aren’t coming?’’

‘‘You aren’t ready to operate on your own?’’

‘‘I am ready.’’ Proudly.


She picked up the trail right away.

Tinnie asked, ‘‘Is that smart? Sending her off by herself?’’

‘‘The kid has to grow up someday. She manages ordinary household business on her own.’’

‘‘I suppose.’’

‘‘What happened to Saucerhead and Playmate?’’

‘‘They went down that alley over there. To check with a man about a mule.’’

Together? That was a girlie thing to do.

‘‘You heard from Alyx? Or the others?’’

‘‘Not lately. Why?’’ Eyes all narrow.

‘‘You and Max should form a club. He’s also sure Alyx is in dire peril from the dread Garrett beast.’’

‘‘The beast isn’t that bad. But it better not get caught fondling any blondes. Of any kind.’’

Kip’s mother and sister were blondes, last time I saw them. ‘‘Pretty draconian, wouldn’t you say? What?’’

Her face had drained. Even the freckles had gone.

She was staring over my shoulder.

Before I ever turned, I told her, ‘‘Get in the coach. Lock any locks you find. And don’t come out till Play and Saucerhead get back. No matter what.’’


There were seven of them. Teens, with the youngest just over the border but a decade older in his empty heart. The tallest was maybe five feet six. They were all pale brown, black of hair, empty of eye, the sons of refugees. And stupid.

They were up to no good. Obviously. In broad daylight. In an area that attracted Watchmen, though none were evident at the moment. They didn’t know who they meant to mess with and they weren’t carrying weapons. Not openly.

The leader announced himself with a short guy swagger. We locked gazes. He was dead cold inside, this boy. How do they get that way so young?

‘‘Help you with something?’’

‘‘You ready to come across with the insurance now?’’

‘‘I’ll be damned.’’ I couldn’t help laughing. ‘‘There just ain’t no limit to stupid in this burg.’’

That didn’t sit well. ‘‘You calling us stupid?’’

‘‘Yeah. Do the math, kid. Did you bother to find out who you’re messing with? Or where you’re doing the messing? You’re going to try to run a protection scam on the richest man in TunFaire? He can afford to pay a thousand dorks just like you to scatter pieces of you from the north side all the way down to the delta. And he will, just to make sure word gets out not to fuck with him.’’

The baby of the crew sneered. ‘‘This is Stompers’ turf now, old man. Nobody does nothin’ here without they get our permission first.’’

‘‘This is the Tenderloin, baby boy. Combine territory. Folks a lot less forgiving than Max Weider. You boys go home to mama. Before you give her a reason to cry.’’

These kids weren’t used to having somebody not melt in terror. Their particular combination of ferocity, ignorance, and don’t care if I see tomorrow could only mean they were children of the Bustee, TunFaire’s foulest and most dangerous slum.

The kid gangs of the Bustee all have names like ‘‘The Stompers.’’

The seven spread out. Their captain was disappointed by my attitude. He planned to show me why they’d chosen their name.

Saucerhead and Playmate, back from haggling over a mule, came round the coach. Tharpe read the situation in a blink, snapped up two boys, and smacked them together so hard I heard a bone break before one started wailing. He threw the lighter kid up on top of the coach. Where the boy failed to stick. He fell back down, landing in a way that had to dislocate his shoulder.

Tharpe selected another victim.

Playmate, saddled as he is with a conscience, took time to assess the situation before he stepped in. His score was just one knockdown, plus dishing a second serving to one of the ones I put down when the kid tried to get back up.

Tin whistles tooted.

The leader of the pack was the only one who produced a weapon, a rusty kitchen knife probably stolen from home. He didn’t know how to use it. Yet.

He would, someday. If he survived.

The first Watchman arrived after the action. Four boys were hurt too bad to run. Two tried but had no luck. The littlest was the only one nimble enough to get away, crying as he went.

The leader’s knife hand was all crippled up. Somebody stomped it. He didn’t whine. His eyes didn’t get any less cold.

The first tin whistle to show was a guy I knew, Ingram Grahm. ‘‘What happened, Garrett?’’

I told it. Tinnie backed me up. Ingram considered arresting me for having a disproportionately beautiful companion. Playmate and Saucerhead told what they knew. Ingram echoed my own thinking. ‘‘There’s no bottom to the reservoir of stupid, is there? These guys the reason you’re down here?’’

‘‘Maybe. Somebody’s been messing with Old Man Weider’s construction crew. He told me to make it stop.’’

‘‘Yeah? Take care. There’s probably a shitload more of these little peckerneckers. Their mobs run in the hundreds, sometimes.’’

He didn’t want the hassle of having to deal with a bunch of kid gangsters. He’d probably want to give them a lecture they wouldn’t hear, then tell them to drag their sorry asses home. In the pre-Relway era style of dealing with juvenile crime.

I said, ‘‘We’ve had two bodies turn up here in the last two days. You know Git and Bank?’’

‘‘Sure. This’s their beat. Today’s their day off.’’

‘‘They’re the ones dealing with that.’’

‘‘Kind of turns things around, don’t it?’’ Ingram eyeballed the teens hard.

I said, ‘‘Take a check of the back of that left hand. Somebody scratched that same tattoo into that pillar over there. Where the security guy’s body turned up. Whoever did it used a bloody knife. That kid there had him a knife. It’s around here somewhere.’’

Saucerhead held it up and waggled it.

The gang leader showed the slightest strain. He knew enough about current events to understand that he didn’t want to catch the eye of the Civil Guard when murder was involved. You for sure didn’t want them thinking you was the one who done it.

I’d bet all my shiny new angels there was a nasty murder lurking in Deal Relway’s early memories. Something that galled his sense of justice. Potential murderers don’t fare well in Relway’s keeping. Even thugs who swim deep in the reservoir of stupid are catching on. Bad shit is waiting on the other side of what might seem like a good idea at the time.

Tin whistles continued to arrive. Ingram said, ‘‘I’ll take that knife, Tharpe. We got a new forensic sorcerer who’ll match it up if it’s the blade that killed the guard. Garrett. Any chance we could borrow a wagon? Some of these little bastards are too busted up to walk.’’

‘‘They aren’t mine to loan. You need to ask the teamsters.’’

Playmate said, ‘‘Let the living carry the dead,’’ quoting scripture. Then rounded up a pliant teamster who didn’t mind hauling casualties to the Al-Khar. For a suitable tip.

‘‘You do lead an interesting life, don’t you?’’ Tinnie said as we watched the city employees clear off. I was about to get a dose of stop this nonsense and get a real job.

‘‘As long as you’re in it.’’

‘‘Do you think those boys murdered the dead men?’’

‘‘Handsome, yeah. Not the other one. Relway will get them to confess everything they’ve ever gotten into. Then he’ll fix it so they never hurt anybody again.’’

‘‘Doesn’t that bother you?’’

‘‘Less than it would if they hadn’t planned to stomp the snot out of me.’’

‘‘You think they would’ve tried?’’

‘‘Absolutely. And they would’ve done. There were too many of them. And at that age they don’t know when to stop.’’ Handsome had been stomped before he was murdered.

‘‘Guess that wraps the job up, then. Doesn’t it?’’

‘‘One angle. There’s still the bugs and the ghosts and the mysterious music, none of which those shitheads were bright enough to fake.’’

‘‘Here comes your first wife.’’


‘‘I’m not so smart. But I’m cute.’’

Oh yeah.


Singe approached slowly. She sniffed the air and looked around nervously. ‘‘Are you all right?’’

‘‘They never laid a hand on me. Thanks to good timing.’’ I indicated Saucerhead and Playmate. I told it. That being the easiest way to calm her. Once she knew she wouldn’t lose her meal ticket, I asked, ‘‘What did you come up with?’’

‘‘They went to a house about a block past the theater. Down to that first corner, then turn left. It looks abandoned. Only we know there aren’t any abandoned buildings in TunFaire.»

The contractions came fast and furious today.

It isn’t strictly true that there are no abandoned buildings. But a place has to be nasty beyond belief not to accumulate squatters. ‘‘Same as what keeps them from sneaking into the World at night?’’

‘‘Could be.’’

‘‘Something you’re not telling me?’’

‘‘Only that I think there is a connection. The same smell is coming out there. But stronger.’’

‘‘You didn’t go inside?’’

‘‘Of course not. I am not that brave. The smell is that strong.’’

‘‘Bug smell?’’

‘‘Yes. But something else, too. Powerful and frightening.’’

‘‘Let me think about this.’’

Three teenage boys. On the brink of the Tenderloin. But interested in a derelict building instead.

If the others were like Kip, that might mean something. Due to the overwhelming weight of shyness and fear of failure in front of friends.

On the other hand, if they were like Kip, they’d all be mad geniuses. Who didn’t have a clue.

Kip would be seventeen or eighteen now. And still desperately in need of Mom’s help to make himself presentable in public. He could come up with amazing things—like the three-wheel, the folding knife you carry in your pocket, and the drawing compass—but he hadn’t yet caught on how to deal with real, live people. Especially those special, real, live people who come equipped with soft curves.

Singe said, ‘‘I remember what that smell is. We smelled it that time with the shape changers.’’

‘‘I didn’t want to hear that.’’ That had been a rough time, chock-full of horrors, wonders, and amazements. Max had lost his wife and several children. I’d met Singe. The Dead Man had left the house for the first, last, and only time. And we’d all learned how nasty shape shifters could be. And how hard it is to kill them.

‘‘Not the monsters. The smell around them. That yeasty, beer-making smell.’’ She preened.

Tinnie observed in silence. Her having no opinion became distracting. Tinnie Tate always has an opinion. Whether she knows anything or not. All Tates come that way.

‘‘Max makes good stuff at reasonable prices. So why would those boys try to make it when they can buy it ready made, cheaper? Boys their age think work is a curse word.’’

‘‘I did not say they were brewing beer,’’ Singe growled. ‘‘I said the smell suggests fermentation.’’

‘‘There you go again.’’

‘‘Can I ask a question?’’ Tinnie said.

‘‘As long as you understand that I might not give you an honest answer.’’

‘‘Why fuss about that creepy kid making beer when your mission is to make sure the World Theater is finished on time, in budget, so Alyx and Bobbi and me have a place to show ourselves off?’’

I grinned.

‘‘Oh gods!’’ she burbled. ‘‘Don’t you dare even think what you’re thinking.’’

I kept grinning. ‘‘But, darling! Light of my life. Why not be generous and give you my second floor to strut your stuff?’’

‘‘Garrett.’’ That was Playmate, distracting me by pointing out another bunch of teenagers. Unfortunately for them, the tin whistles were lurking. The little thugs got rounded up before they knew what hit them.

For Relway’s mob probable cause can be as improbable as they like.

Impatient, Singe asked, ‘‘Do you plan to do anything but crack wise and take up space?’’

Tinnie chimed in, ‘‘Here comes something about sharp snake’s teeth, hen’s teeth, frog fur, or some other folksy observation about how unfair we all are.’’

So. Once again it was teak on Tommie Tucker season with Mama Garrett’s baby boy starring as poor, sad Tommie. The damned horses pulling Playmate’s coach were ready to join in.

Horses are all out to get me. Some just fake innocence better than others.

Singe said, ‘‘Response please. Take up space? Crack-wise? Or?’’

‘‘All right. Show me the damned house.’’


‘‘Damned’’ wasn’t far off the mark.

The place Singe showed me was one spring storm shy of collapse. Its upper-story windows were empty eyes. The wooden parts of its stoop were gone, taken for firewood. Bricks had begun falling off. There was no door in the doorway.

But the structure remained upright, for now, fifteen feet wide and three stories tall. A squatter’s delight. But there was none of the trash or stench found where outsiders put down roots. There were no filthy toddlers underfoot.

‘‘Sorcery,’’ Saucerhead opined. Having tagged along uninvited, accompanied by Tinnie and Playmate.

‘‘You could be right. I already think sorcery is the root of the bug problem.’’

‘‘You smell it?’’ Singe asked.

‘‘No. I’m human, sweetheart.’’ I climbed the stone steps to the doorway. They wobbled underfoot. Why hadn’t they been carried off? And the brickwork, too. Bricks are valuable.

There was an obvious line beyond which scavengers had not dared venture. Chips of decomposing brick lay on one side, close in. Nothing lay farther out.

Even small chips of brick are salable at the brickworks. The brick makers crush them and add them as tempering when they make new bricks.

I walked inside the line.

‘‘Place looks empty,’’ I said. I reached in with the tip of my left foot, testing the flooring. It creaked. But it was still there. Not yet plundered. Mostly. Without squatters to explain its preservation.

‘‘Sorcery,’’ I whispered to myself. In case myself had missed that point before.

Of my companions, only the natural-born coward, the ratgirl, joined me on the stoop.

‘‘I smell something now,’’ I told her. ‘‘Not fermenting beer, though.’’

‘‘There are several odors. Combined. The wort smell is the loudest. The others are unfamiliar.’’

Something clattered down below. It sounded like a thin board falling onto a hard floor. Someone cursed, in a ‘‘He done a dumb thing’’ mode instead of ‘‘Damn it, I just hurt myself!’’ I waved Singe back, retreated myself, watched from a respectful distance.

Singe asked, ‘‘Why did we run away?’’

‘‘I don’t know. Maybe me thinking about that dead line. Why didn’t scavengers pick up chips on the other side?’’

‘‘Somebody took the wood from the stoop. And the door. And the door frame and the windows are all gone, too.’’

Maybe I was thinking at it the wrong way.

Singe said, ‘‘I saw three boys go in. The Prose boy would be the most dangerous. Right?’’

I took her meaning. ‘‘I’m scaring myself, here.’’

Tinnie suggested, ‘‘There must be more to it than that. A few minutes ago you were all babbling about sorcery.’’

‘‘That’s the answer,’’ I announced. ‘‘There’s some kind of enchantment designed to scare people away.’’ You could buy those over the counter. Install the fetish where you needed protection, then pull the pin. It would work on anybody who didn’t carry a counterfetish.

Crooked hedge wizards would put some of those aside to sell to the people you bought the fetish to keep out. So you, knowing that and being clever, would subscribe to a countercharm antidote.

‘‘That’s the answer,’’ I said again. ‘‘Nothing to fear but fear itself. Here I go. Once more into the breach.’’

Playmate asked, ‘‘Your feet stuck to the ground?’’

‘‘You want to take a look over there? In the doorway?’’

A praying mantis had appeared. A dull lime green, it stood three feet tall. It looked around vaguely, as though blinded by the light.

Saucerhead rumbled, ‘‘Damn! That’s uglier than Winger’s mother.’’

Tinnie said, ‘‘It’s got a rat in its hands.’’

They weren’t hands but she was right. It bit off a chunk as it looked around.

I asked, ‘‘What do you think?’’

Saucerhead said, ‘‘I think I should’ve worn my big boy stomping boots.’’

A more thoughtful Playmate said, ‘‘You wasted your money on that sulfur. If the bugs can just pop out another hole.’’

Singe resigned her membership in the stand-around committee. She headed for the bug. She had, I noticed, produced a weighted oaken head thumper like the one I carry myself. She wore more clothing than her brother, less color-fully. She favored browns. She had places to hide stuff.

She was much more forceful and determined than I’d ever seen. Monster bugs didn’t intimidate her.

‘‘You might want to back her up,’’ Tinnie said. ‘‘Just in case.’’

‘‘Yeah.’’ I hustled after Singe.

The wort stench had grown stronger. I caught it thirty feet from the derelict house.

Earlier there’d been just a handful of people keeping an eye on us. Adding that giant bug had a magical effect. The gallery cooked up into a crowd in two shakes.

Singe climbed the wobbly steps. The mantis ignored her till she took a swipe at its big ugly head.

It leaped straight forward. Singe missed. It tried to fly but didn’t have wings enough for the job. They carried it only a few extra feet. It landed badly, smacked its ugly face into the cobblestones.

Singe jumped after it. Now she had a knife in her other hand. She severed the bug’s neck. Stuff came out. I danced to keep from getting squirted.

A kid ran up to Singe. ‘‘Wow! Cool! Can I have that?’’ He wanted the head. The mantis’s jaw things kept clicking and clacking.

‘‘Oh no! What did you do?’’

‘‘I think I killed a tall bug.’’

Singe spoke to me but the question had come from behind me. From a kid in the doorway of the derelict house. I gawked at his mustache, the saddest display of thin, prickly lip hair I’d seen in ages.

He was a pear-shaped boy Kip Prose’s age, or younger, as pale as a vampire. He wore posh but badly matched clothing. He didn’t look like he could survive a quarter mile sprint. He wasn’t one of the boys who’d been with Kip earlier.

He looked like he’d just watched his favorite puppy get murdered.

Playmate murmured, ‘‘Be careful, Garrett. If that’s the guy who made the big bugs . . .’’

Pear-shaped boy was young to be messing with sorceries nasty enough to give us giant killer bugs. But I haven’t stayed aboveground by taking people at face value. They fool you all the time. Sometimes deliberately.

Saucerhead and Playmate sort of organically drifted away from me and Tinnie and Singe. Pear-shaped boy would be surrounded if he did anything dumb.

The crowd began to buzz.

A giant bug had appeared in an empty second-floor window. It had exotic beetles in its lineage. Scarlet and yellow made a bold statement.

It made noises like tin sheets rubbing, spread its wings. It flew. In a sixty-degree glide. It hit the cobblestones with enthusiasm enough to break limbs and antennae and cause leaking cracks in its body.

Saucerhead waxed philosophical. ‘‘Big ain’t everything, seems like.’’ That from a man for whom big is a way of life.

Pear-shaped boy burst into tears. He started down the steps. Then he noticed the crowd for the first time. Seventy witnesses. He froze.

Another boy appeared. This one had been with Kip. He saw the mob. His eyes got big. He started to shake. He was a stunted beanpole with a fashion sense worse than pear-shaped boy. Sputtering, he grabbed the first kid and started dragging him back.

Seconds later a dozen bugs came out, none nearly as big as the first two. Several were Luna moths with wingspans like peregrine falcons. The world outside overwhelmed them quickly. The onlookers climbed over each other, trying to grab a giant bug for personal use.

Tinnie beckoned me closer.


‘‘There’s a man watching us,’’ my sweetums reported.

‘‘More like about a hundred.’’ Half of them more interested in her than monster bugs.

‘‘I’m not talking about these morons. Over there, in the breezeway between the brown brick wreck and the yellow brick one.’’

Those colors were only vague approximations.

It took me a moment to spot him even knowing where to look. The redhead has sharp eyes.

He was a matte maple furniture shade, made to blend into shadows. I didn’t see much of him. His face gave the impression of being wrinkled and leathery. The feel I got for the rest was that he was put together like something more accustomed to living in trees, being mostly long, skinny arms and legs.

‘‘Hey, Head. You see the guy Tinnie is talking about?’’

‘‘Yeah, I got him. He must really be rattled to give himself away like this.’’

‘‘What say? You know him?’’

‘‘I don’t know him. Nobody does. I know of him. Them kids are gone now. You want to go in after them?’’

‘‘No. I want to know who that guy is who’s watching us.’’

‘‘He ain’t watching you. You don’t count for enough.’’


‘‘That’s Lurking Felhske, man.The Lurking Felhske.’’

I sighed. The people you have to work with sometimes! ‘‘The Lurking Felhske? What the hell isany Lurking Felhske?’’

‘‘You don’t know? Man, you got to start getting out of the house more.’’

Something about the derelict house had changed. The folks in the street weren’t intimidated anymore. The young and the bold had begun testing the wobbly steps.

Singe had a clutch of fans. Kids more interested in the mantis head than her, though.

‘‘Felhske is his name. His surname. His real first name might be Tribune. He’s called Lurking Felhske because that’s what he does. Better than anybody who isn’t a shape changer or has them one a’ them magic cloaks or rings that make them invisible.’’

‘‘He’s a spy?’’

‘‘Private contractor. Only works for the biggest bigs. Up on the Hill. Him being interested here worries me.’’

‘‘How come?’’

‘‘Because it means one of the top hands up there must be interested in what’s going on around here.’’

‘‘Interested in giant-ass bugs? Who woulda thunk? What’s this Lurking Felhske do, then?’’

‘‘I just told you. He watches. Then he reports back.’’

‘‘That’s it? He doesn’t actually do anything?’’

‘‘That’s all. Something needs doing, they send another specialist.’’


Tinnie asked, ‘‘Are we going to go in there and nose around?’’

‘‘No. There’s a crowd.’’ People were pouring into the empty building. ‘‘Their weight might knock the place down. Plus, we don’t want to get caught in the stampede.’’

‘‘Stampede? What stampede?’’

The small gods heard me. They cracked the whip of coincidence.

The whole neighborhood shook. A bright light appeared inside the derelict house. Jets of dust or smoke blasted out, initially glowing an almost blinding salmon. There was a great surge of sound that sounded almost like a demonic orchestra tuning up.

People screamed and trampled each other getting out. Folks in the street yelled and ran in circles.

When the noise subsided, Tinnie demanded, ‘‘How did you know that would happen?’’

‘‘I didn’t. But those kids were up to something they shouldn’t be. Stands to reason they’d want to cover their tracks.’’

Chunks continued falling. Including sizable chunks of bug. People helped one another stagger out of the building. Amazingly, there were no fatalities.

‘‘Where did Singe go?’’ Tinnie asked.

‘‘She headed over that way,’’ Playmate said.

Saucerhead opined, ‘‘Less’en you got some awful good reason to hang on around here, we ought to get moving. It’s gonna be raining red tops in a few minutes.’’

‘‘Singe . . . Never mind.’’ She was headed our way. Still armed with her trophy. Which wasn’t moving anymore.

She said, ‘‘I checked the watcher’s scent. So I’d recognize him if we run into him again. He was not watching us. He had been there a long time. For days, off and on.’’

I marveled. She was really thinking. I asked, ‘‘Why do you keep carrying that head around?’’

‘‘Maybe the Dead Man can get something out of it. If we get it there before it goes bad.’’

Man, she was thinking. That hadn’t occurred to me.

It was getting scary, being around TunFaire’s first genius rat.

Saucerhead was right. If the Civil Guards found me anywhere near something that blew up, they’d ask me dumb questions into the middle of next week.

Back to the World. Hi-ho.

And just in time.


One of the teamsters told me, ‘‘The red tops all headed out. There was an explosion somewhere up that way.’’ Red tops being another slang term for tin whistles. Because of the red flop hats the uniformed ones favor.

‘‘We heard it. It’s why we hurried back. I didn’t want to spend time entertaining the Watch. Anything happen here?’’ Max wasn’t exactly getting his money’s worth out of these teamsters.

‘‘That head rat’s been looking for you.’’

Singe put her trophy into a rat basket and headed inside. I followed. Tinnie started after me but changed her mind. She wasn’t eager to find herself hip deep in big bugs. Or even regular rats.

I glanced at the sky before I went in. We might be in for a change of weather. Back to what we’d been enjoying.

I found John Stretch leaning against a pillar, exhausted. ‘‘You all right?’’

‘‘I will sleep well tonight. I do not look forward to doing this again.’’

‘‘I do appreciate—’’

‘‘We are being paid well. And this, surely, will win our people a great deal of respect.’’

I nodded, though I wasn’t sure. Some people wouldn’t like it much once they figured out that there had to be a psychic connection between John Stretch and the everyday vermin.

We’d have to create some tall tale to cover that.

I said, ‘‘The guys outside said you were looking for me.’’

‘‘I wanted to tell you that something has changed down below. Suddenly. And big.’’

‘‘Maybe twenty minutes ago?’’


I told what we’d witnessed. Singe did a lot of nodding.

John Stretch said, ‘‘I am afraid the bugs that are left are about to get loose.’’

I tried my famous lifted eyebrow trick, ordinarily reserved for beautiful women. The ratman took it to be a request for more information.

He said, ‘‘Sudden as a slap in the face, the bugs just ran.’’ That was one for the Dead Man. ‘‘That mean the job is done?’’

Too bad ratpeople can’t laugh. John Stretch was in a mood for it. ‘‘Close, maybe. But you have not dealt with the ghost issue.’’

‘‘Ghosts wouldn’t be your problem. You’re the bug man.’’

‘‘The bug man might have to deal with ghosts in order to get his bug killers to the bugs.’’

‘‘You had ghost trouble?’’

‘‘No. But I hear ghosts are why there are no workers here today.’’

‘‘Uh . . . let’s take that up after we get moving. We’re done here. We need to get gone before the Watch comes back.’’ And they would. That’s the kind of guys they are.

They knew Mrs. Garrett’s boy had been seen within a mile of some excitement. It would be his fault, somehow. Or he knew whose fault it was but he was likely to hold out on the good guys.

Given word that it was time, John Stretch and his gang scooted like scalded rats. I noted a definite lack of enthusiasm for rounding up and removing their hunting cousins. But none had failed to appropriate at least one big bug corpse.

‘‘Those will be some good eating,’’ Singe explained.

I’d crunched a few tropical bugs in my day, just to get by. It wasn’t a gourmet experience. But tastes differ. Especially for different races. There are even species that think people are tasty.

‘‘If we could find some grubs, that would be really fine.’’



I heaved a sigh of relief when Playmate pulled up in front of my house. He didn’t stick around. He dumped us and headed out. Probably terrified of what he’d find when he got back home.

Or maybe somebody told him that Old Bones was awake and he didn’t want it known that he’d been lusting in his heart. Or something.

People are strange.

Singe, Tinnie, Saucerhead, and I headed inside. John Stretch tagged along. He didn’t want to but figured he needed to get the work part over with while the information was still fresh in his head.

Saucerhead had hopes of cadging a meal.

I’d begun to suspect that things weren’t going well for Mr. Tharpe. But he’d never admit it.

Two minutes later there was no sign that my place was occupied, let alone the hub of intrigues designed to offend people whom the king’s little brother Rupert wanted to afflict with a law-and-order geas.

I shut and bolted the door. I was confident that one of the roomers at Mrs. Cardonlos’s house, up the street, had taken notes.

I did hurry it. Because there had been a buzz inside the wall, beside the door.

‘‘What?’’ Tinnie asked.

‘‘The pixies might be waking up.’’ Then I wasted breath asking, ‘‘Anybody hungry?’’

Singe had reached the kitchen already. Checking to see what Dean was cooking. Because there were food odors in the air. The Dead Man had alerted the old man to our approach. Dean had a tray with mugs and a pitcher ready. Singe brought that to the Dead Man’s room. She reported, ‘‘Ten minutes, soup is on.’’

Which turned out to be true. Almost. It was a bisque, which Dean explained is a soup made with cream instead of water.

John Stretch and the Dead Man communed. The king of the ratmen downed a second mug, then went home.

Even Singe was surprised to see him walk away from more free beer.

‘‘What’s the story?’’ I asked, working hard to avoid taking notice of Saucerhead being disappointed by the bisque.

He suffered a great deal of stress today. And, being clever, he suspects that more unhappiness lies ahead.

‘‘Say what?’’ Tinnie, I noted, didn’t appreciate the bisque much more than Saucerhead did. Dean would be heartbroken.

The Dead Man ushered me into the reality he had found inside John Stretch’s mind. The dimensions of the world beneath the World, and all that neighborhood, were clearer this evening—as seen through the one ratman able to read the tiny minds of unmodified rats who did not experience reality through the same mix of senses as us allegedly intelligent upright apes.

Old Bones couldn’t translate the information into anything my feeble human mind could grasp.

‘‘So, where are we?’’ I asked the air. Off to the side, muttering to himself, Saucerhead finished another mug. It looked like he had no plans to go home. Had he lost his place? Was he about to start mooching sleeping space off his acquaintances?

Tinnie took the bowls and spoons to the kitchen. And didn’t return. I was too worn down to work out if that was a hint or just her being too damned tired to stay up drinking and thinking.

Lurking Felhske. The spy. From what I find in Mr. Tharpe’s mind it seems highly unlikely that anyone would enlist his skills in an effort to keep track of your doings.

I sighed. More disrespect. But true, if Singe was right. ‘‘It would be the kids Kip Prose is running with. Somebody on the Hill wants to keep track. Giant bugs, after all. That could turn out as important as the creation of ratpeople.’’

That I doubt. I cannot imagine an insect being made intelligent.You are correct. Felhske must be in the employ of someone interested in the sorcery involved in modifying the insects. So. We have reached the point where your best next step is to round up the Prose boy and bring him here.

‘‘I don’t see him volunteering. But I have to visit the manufactory soon, anyway.’’ I hadn’t made a security check all winter.

Try to restrain your business and social observations when you do.

Yeah. That. Sometimes a problem. ‘‘What about the World?’’

Poll the tradesmen and contractors. Get their stories about why they are not working. If, indeed, they are not. After today’s events. Then you might return to that abandoned house and see what is to be seen down below.

‘‘I can tell you right now, it has a cellar that’s hooked into the underground world.’’

The Tenderloin has been in place for ages. And the kind of people who engage in the sorts of services provided there tend to have things to hide and a natural desire to have a secret way out ahead of angry competitors, customers, or the law. There are tunnels all over.

Tunnels and secret underground chambers are common in most neighborhoods, though. Hardly anybody trusts anybody very much.

Quite likely a safe prediction. With an edge of sarcasm.

He does know the city. In a historical context. Inasmuch as he’s been here for most of its history. He won’t be too clear on what it’s like at any given moment, though. He doesn’t get out much anymore.

Dean wandered in, looked around, shrugged fatalistically, collected the empty pitcher, and departed. He returned with the pitcher filled. ‘‘I’m turning in early tonight. I have a family obligation in the morning.’’

‘‘Really?’’ That did not come up often.


He didn’t want to talk about it.

The Dead Man didn’t clue me in.

Must not be any of my business.


Dean was long gone when Tinnie and I drifted downstairs. He’d left breakfast on the stove. Singe was hard at something bookish in her corner of the Dead Man’s room. Saucerhead hadn’t stopped snoring.

Tharpe had dedicated himself to getting outside all the free beer he could.

The Dead Man was awake but in a contemplative mood. He wasn’t inclined to be social.

I told Singe, ‘‘When you have time, see what we need to do to turn the small front room into workspace for you. The smell is almost gone. And we ought to keep it cooler in here.’’

That brightened her morning.

I told the brightness in mine, ‘‘I’ll walk you home. Then I’ll duck over to the manufactory to see if I can lay hands on Kip Prose. Or get a line on where I can lay hands on him.’’


‘‘No, what?’’

‘‘No, you don’t want to do that. If he’s there he’ll duck out when he hears you showed up.’’

Probably true. ‘‘But won’t he be a little nervous about you? I figure he knows you know me.’’ Me smirking. But her being literal.

‘‘Of course he does. It won’t be me that sets him up.’’

‘‘Then who?’’

‘‘Leave me in charge of the vamping.’’

‘‘I generally do.’’

There was a hint of amusement in the air. His Nibs enjoying himself at my expense. I told him, ‘‘I’m not as dim as you think.’’

He didn’t respond but he held a contrary opinion. Though if he peeked inside my head he knew I suspected that Tinnie wanted to keep me away from the manufactory.

They really don’t want an untamed conscience roaming around over there. That just isn’t best business practices.

Breakfast done, I readied myself for the world. Tinnie did the same. She needed to go home. She needed a change of clothing. Which observation you couldn’t have tortured out of me. Nor could slivers under my nails get me to suggest she keep a change or two at my place. Not because she’d think I was hinting at some deeper commitment but because she’d consider me presumptuous, assuming there was more going on than she was ready to admit.

And we’re both grown-ups.

Be careful out there.

‘‘Always.’’ I thought he meant to beware the weather, which had turned unpleasant during the night. Tinnie and I retreated to find winter coats, she helping herself to my best while I made do with a jacket I should’ve passed on to the street people early in the last century. My sweetie told me, ‘‘I’ll give it back as soon as we get to the house.’’

Grumble, grumble.

We hit the street, headed west on Macunado, uphill. We made it as far as the Cardonlos homestead before the darkness closed in.

I told Tinnie, ‘‘Now you see why I’d rather not get up before the crack of noon.’’

Four men had appeared, boxing us in. They looked spiffy in the latest Civil Guard apparel. And altogether businesslike. Which meant they had checked their senses of humor and humanity when they got to work.

The guy in charge was an old acquaintance. ‘‘Mr. Scithe. You moved in with the Widow Cardonlos now?’’

‘‘My wife likes it that way. She said tell you thanks for getting her moved up the waiting list, next time I saw you. So, thanks.’’

‘‘I promised. I delivered.’’

‘‘Miss Tate. Haven’t you outgrown this artifact yet?’’

«It’s a disease. Won’t go away. Is that an officer’s pip on your cap?»

‘‘Yeah. I did too good a job back when your addiction was trying to engineer the downfall of Karentine civilization. So they gave me a fancier hat and made me work longer hours. Garrett. The Director wants to see you.’’

‘‘Am I under arrest?’’

‘‘If you insist. If you don’t come, we get to hit you with sticks, hog-tie you, and drag you through the slush.’’

I decided not to call his bluff. ‘‘All right. But one of your guys has to see Miss Tate home.’’

Scithe betrayed a momentary longing. And who could blame him? To know her is to yearn.

Scithe said, ‘‘Mistry. Accompany Miss Tate to the Tate compound.’’ Making sure the Watchman knew which family claimed this flaming glory.

‘‘Yes, sir.’’ Not even a little disgruntled about being handed this tough assignment.

‘‘The Al-Khar?’’ I asked. ‘‘Or am I lucky enough to find him hanging out with Ma Cardonlos?’’

‘‘You wish.’’ Scithe glanced at the remaining two men. They’d positioned themselves so as to foil any escape attempt by the infamous desperado, Garrett. Scithe whispered, ‘‘He never leaves the Al-Khar anymore.’’

He lied. I know Deal Relway. He’s a slinking weasel who’s always somewhere in the shadows, watching. He’s no desk-bound bureaucrat.

‘‘This going to take long?’’ After giving Tinnie a quick parting kiss that left every guy in sight hating me for being so lucky. ‘‘I’m not dressed for the weather.’’

He was kind enough not to ask whose fault that was. ‘‘I don’t know. Way I see it, that depends on you. If you’re your normal self, weather might not be something you need to worry your pretty little head about. Much.’’

I sighed. Nobody in the law-and-order racket appreciates my wit.

I miss the old days. The original Watch was completely corrupt and totally incompetent. Efficiency was a word that hadn’t yet been imported into TunFairen Karentine.

‘‘I suppose we should get on with getting on, then, Brother Scithe.’’ I glanced up the street. Tinnie had Mistry totally subverted already.

We talked about the weather as we walked. Scithe wasn’t a big fan of winter. ‘‘On the other hand, summer is worse,’’ he opined. ‘‘I spent my war in the deep desert of the Cantard. You went out in the sun in the afternoon there, your weapons started to melt.’’

Army types.

My war had been all that, with bugs, snakes, crocodiles, and incredible humidity. And command stupidity. I didn’t one-up him. He’d just come back with scorpions, jumping spiders, more snakes, bigger snakes, and command authority fuckups so awful they’ll be remembered throughout the ages. Those Army guys are like that. I just said, ‘‘Winter, you can always put something else on. Including another log on the fire.’’

‘‘That’s the way I see it.’’

‘‘Can I ask a question? Professional courtesy kind of thing?’’

He was alert and suspicious instantly. ‘‘Yeah?’’

‘‘Ever heard of a character called Lurking Felhske?’’

He appeared to give that an honest think. After being startled because I hadn’t asked something weightier. ‘‘Can’t say that I have. No. Put the question to the Director. There aren’t many actors in this burg he doesn’t know.’’

I filed that usage of actor in my mental dictionary.

The Civil Guard had evolved to the point where it was deploying its own inside language.

‘‘I’ll do that. If I can get a word in edgewise.’’

‘‘You’ve talked to him before.’’

‘‘Listened. Several times.’’

‘‘All right. Here’s one for you. The people building that theater down there. The World. I hear they plan to put together a whole chain of theaters.’’

‘‘Sure. Max Weider is behind it. He’s thinking if he goes a little down-market compared to other theaters, and he’s got a bunch of theaters, he’s got him a fresh way to move a lot more of his product.’’

Scithe went off on a rant about how that was typical of Weider’s class. I reminded him, ‘‘You don’t like that kind of people, you shouldn’t make deals with me. I should let natural forces work on your wife’s place on the three-wheel waiting list.’’

What I’d said sounded weird. But Scithe sometimes spouts strange nonsense about class and social standing. He thought we all ought to be absolute equals because we’re all born or hatched out naked.

One of Scithe’s men said, ‘‘It’s all envy. The subaltern forgets that some folks pick better parents than some others. And some people were behind the door drooling instead of being in line when the brains were passed out. And some people got talents when some others don’t. And some got ambition when some others don’t.’’

‘‘That’ll be enough, Teagarden!’’ Scithe snapped. He admitted, ‘‘I loathe myself for working the system so Vinga could get a better number.’’

‘‘And she’s getting close to the top.’’ I didn’t observe that he hadn’t been reluctant when we made the deal. I didn’t mention his having accepted a job where he was in charge of other men—and obviously proud that somebody thought well enough of him to put him there. I just nodded when Teagarden said, ‘‘Only way you’re gonna have a world with universal equality is if you got one where there’s only one guy left standing.’’

That is so blazingly obvious that I’ve never understood how some people can’t see it.

Every nut notion that ever was is floating around TunFaire somewhere, keeping itself alive inside at least one human head. Most are like diseases. The benign ones spread slowly. The deadly ones spread fast. The more virulent they are, the more quickly they consume their carriers.

I’m no thinker. I never cared about much as long as there was beer and a pretty girl somewhere handy. Though I do have a hyperactive sense of right and wrong. Which irks my business associates. And sometimes makes me slap on the rusty armor to go tilt at windmills.

The Al-Khar isn’t far outside my neighborhood. We got there before the discussion could get much deeper.

‘‘The place hasn’t gotten any prettier, I see.’’ Which wasn’t entirely true. Prisoners get exercise cleaning it some now.

The city prison is ancient. It is built of a soft, yellowish sandstone that absorbs dirt and flakes away with changes in the weather. It won’t last another two hundred years— even assuming responsible upkeep and the absence of civil unrest or war.

Scithe admitted, ‘‘Thisis the house where Ugly was born.’’


It’s another world inside the Al-Khar. Someone who hasn’t been there can’t begin to imagine it.

First, the place is a cathedral dedicated to the religion of bureaucracy. And always has been. Deal Relway and Westman Block have ground away, but even after sustained, relentless attention from Prince Rupert’s hounds, whole departments still suck up funding in order to monitor the performance of departments devoted to keeping an eye on departments tasked to keep an eye on. Here and there, like a blind pilgrim caught in a maze, is somebody actually trying to accomplish something. And having big trouble getting there because of the friction of the Al-Khar culture.

Scithe turned me over to a Linton Suggs. Suggs is a dangerous little man. He could be standing right next to you and you’d never notice. He looks like nobody’s idea of a tin whistle. He has a shock of wild hair mostly gone gray, watery gray eyes, a big red nose and sagging jowls. He’d attract attention nowhere but in a girls’ public bath. He accepted my handshake politely. ‘‘Glad you could make it. Follow me,’’ in a tone that belied his words.

He didn’t care that I’d shown up, one way or another. I was a body in need of moving from hither to yon.

Following, I noted that Suggs was even shorter than he’d seemed when facing me. And heavier around the hips.

Short is common on Deal Relway’s side of the law-and-order industry.

Partly, that’s because people aren’t as wary of short.

Suggs walked me a long, long way, up and down, right and left, through numerous cell blocks. There wasn’t much room at the inn. I was supposed to be intimidated. And too confused to find my way to the Director’s hideout on my own.

Scithe might be right about Relway turning into a recluse.

Suggs handed me off to an anonymous little man he didn’t introduce. This one had less hair, slimmer hips, and wasn’t interested in small talk. He didn’t bother with the maze. We passed through only one cell block. I saw faces I recognized. They belonged to men who had been overly passionate in denouncing the selfless labors of the new police forces. Or overly loud as racialist enthusiasts.

Anonymous Small Man planted me on a hard wooden chair inside what used to be a cell. He had no reason to suspect it, but I knew where I was. I’d been there before. One weak clay lamp beat back the gloom. There was nothing to do but sit. Unless I was in a mood to practice my soft-shoe routine. He told me, ‘‘Wait here.’’

This was supposed to give me time to start sweating. My dance routine had all the polish it needed. And I hadn’t forgotten other skills, picked up during wartime.

I went to sleep.

The small man poked me. He was upset. He’d gone to a lot of trouble to make me uncomfortable.

And I was. I was thoroughly miserable just being there with him. But he didn’t need to know. I asked, ‘‘You done fiddle-farting around?’’

‘‘The Director will see you now.’’

‘‘Oh, goodie! This will be the high point of my young life. Better than shaking hands with the Crown Prince when he welcomed my company back from the Cantard.’’

He did not fail to take note of my sarcasm.

A big black checkmark was about to go into a ledger with my name on it.

Relway was two cells away from where I’d waited. He had removed the bars between two cells. The larger space was his living and work space.

Guys who don’t need more than that scare me more than do the totally corrupt.

I’d visited him here before. I didn’t remind him. Nor did I criticize the gamesmanship. This was like a visit to a physician. I’d do what it took to get it over with fast.

The Director felt no need to put his stamp on the space. It was no more colorful than it had been as a cage for bad people. An unmade cot, rather than a reed mat on a cold stone floor, was his concession to luxury. Dirty or discarded clothing lay in one corner.

Relway was absolutely profligate with the lighting. He had four lamps burning.

Deal Relway is a small man of mixed ancestry, ugly as original sin. Rumor says a dwarf might have swung through his family tree a couple of generations back. He started out as a volunteer informant and vigilante helping track and control the virulent human rights movement. Superiors liked his dedication. Especially Colonel Block, who gave the little man a job as soon as he was able to hire people. Now he’s the number-two man.

‘‘Still working the smart-ass angle, eh?’’ Relway asked. He had one of our writing sticks clutched in his crabbed little fingers. He used that to point, indicating a chair. This one had a thin pad, thus pretending to be more comfortable than the one down the corridor.

I planted myself. ‘‘A man does what a man needs to do.’’

He cut slack. ‘‘I understand.’’

I became doubly paranoid. Slack he offered was sure to get tossed over a handy tree branch. Better keep an eye out for the hangman’s knot.

Relway grinned. He could guess my thoughts. He said, ‘‘I asked the boys to bring you by because I want to consult you. Professionally.’’

My eyes must have bugged.

‘‘Really.’’ He grinned again. His teeth were not attractive. ‘‘There’s something afoot. You seem to have dipped your toe in it already. The reports say you’ve been reasonably cooperative for the last year or so.’’

‘‘Couldn’t tell that by the way your troops talk.’’

Yet another snaggled-tooth grin. ‘‘They have a manual to follow. How to deal with guys like you. And you don’t make it easy for them to give you a break. You just keep on trying to poke them in the eye with a stick.’’

I didn’t see it that way. But I’d heard something similar so often that it might be worth some thought. ‘‘I have challenged social skills.’’

‘‘Don’t we all? Some folks take the trouble to learn to fake it, though. But none of that is why I want to see you. Tell me about what you’re involved in now.’’

I’d thought it out. There was no need to hold much back. He’d know most of it, anyway. I started at the beginning and told it to date, editing only enough to cover John Stretch and Kip Prose.

‘‘No significant deviation from what’s been reported. How do the ratmen manage those rats?’’

‘‘I don’t think they do. They just trap them and let them get hungry. They took them to the World and turned them loose. I could be wrong, though. I just have business arrangements with them, not a social relationship. My sidekick is as baffled as I am.’’

‘‘The Dead Man can’t read them?’’

‘‘He can. But all he gets is confused. That’s not unusual, though. It’s way less easy for him to read somebody than he pretends,’’ I lied.

‘‘Interesting. I suppose you haven’t heard. There’s been a development.’’


‘‘Big bugs. All over, down there. In the Tenderloin, especially. Not a real problem, the way I see. People are having a good time trying to catch them. And the weather ought to finish any of them that get away.’’

‘‘Um?’’ A leading question, this time.

‘‘The numbers are surprising, considering how many rats you used. But your real problem may come up on the dark side of the legal divide.’’


‘‘Meaning the bug problem has scared off folks who like to off-load their excess cash in the Tenderloin. Business was way down last night.’’

I shrugged. He needed to take that up with somebody who cared. Though I amused myself with thoughts of the local underbosses putting the button on giant bugs.

‘‘We’ve had a discreet inquiry from the Hill. As to why a certain freelance agent was seen in a certain location before a certain blowup. There was an implication that stolen sorcery may have been involved. And, possibly, some illegal research. You know anything about that?’’

I knew that about the only person likely to have mentioned me to a denizen of the Hill would be the mysterious Lurking Felhske. I showed the Director my famous eyebrow trick. ‘‘Illegal? How? Those people decide what’s legal.’’

‘‘Exactly. If they agree something is too dangerous, anybody who goes ahead is making a rogue play. Then the rest come down like the proverbial ton. Wearing their hobnail boots.’’

‘‘You don’t sound distressed by the possibility.’’

‘‘It’s attractive on an intellectual level. Practically, I have to consider potential collateral damage. But that doesn’t matter now. I’m just interested in hearing more from someone who was there.’’

And if I swallowed that whole he’d be around later with a bargain offer on a gold mine in a swamp somewhere.

He flashed his dirty teeth. ‘‘How about the spooks?’’

‘‘What spooks?’’

‘‘I hear part of your job is to work on some ghosts that are bothering the builders.’’

‘‘I didn’t see any. I didn’t find anybody who admitted seeing any. I’m beginning to think somebody just heard the big bugs scratching around in the walls.’’

‘‘That could be.’’ He did not sound convinced.

He knew something I didn’t.

It would be a waste of time to press.

Instead, I asked, ‘‘There some special reason you’re interested in a construction project?’’

‘‘Only because illegal behaviors are going on around there. Those kid gangsters. Not going to be a problem anymore. No more theft or vandalism.’’

He did not explain. They must have connected that rusty knife to Handsome. I didn’t want to know what next. It was sure to be harsh.

He did say, ‘‘I’m interested mostly because of a sudden interest on the Hill in what’s happening in that neighborhood. Particularly because somebody wants to go low profile. When Block can’t . . .’’ He stopped. It was against his religion to volunteer anything.

The problem would be Kip’s friends. Some had to be from the high Hill country. Doing what kids do. Helping themselves to their parents’ stuff when the old folks weren’t watching. I did it with Mom’s brandy. And got caught every time. Hard to cover up when you pass out with the bottle in your lap.

‘‘Any names I know trying for the down low?’’

Snaggled teeth again. I wouldn’t get Deal Relway that easy.

‘‘And you get all over me for holding back, even when I don’t.’’

‘‘And if you’re not, even this time, I’m the world’s first nine-foot-tall dwarf.’’

I zagged when I hoped he expected a zig. ‘‘What can you tell me about somebody they call Lurking Felhske?’’

He started, then faded into neutral mode. Turning off anything that might be a tell. ‘‘Felhske?’’

‘‘Lurking Felhske. Actual first name possibly Tribune.’’

‘‘Why? What do you know about Felhske?’’

‘‘Interesting. There something special about him?’’

‘‘What do you know about him?’’

‘‘What do you know?’’

‘‘I know you’re sitting in my cell way down here in the heart of the Al-Khar. And it’s a long way to the front door. What do you know about Lurking Felhske?’’

He’d gone from friendly to neutral to hard-ass in seconds. ‘‘There was somebody watching us over at the World. Saucerhead Tharpe said he thought it might be somebody called Lurking Felhske.’’

‘‘Tharpe knows Felhske?’’

‘‘No. Knew of him. I never heard of him before.’’

‘‘Tell it.’’

I did so.

‘‘Run that description again.’’

I did that.

‘‘I might want to borrow your tracker.’’

‘‘Excuse me?’’ I hadn’t mentioned Singe getting a sniff of Felhske.

‘‘We have a strong interest in arranging a direct interview with the Felhske person.’’ Naturally, he didn’t explain why. ‘‘You’ve given me more than I’ve been able to put together before.’’

‘‘I can’t tell Singe to do it. She probably would, though, in the interest of good relations. And making a little money. But you’d have to give her something to start with.’’

‘‘Um?’’ He figured I was handing him a ration.

‘‘She’s the best damned tracker in town but you can’t just tell her to go find somebody. She’s got to have a place to start, the right scent, reasonable weather, and has to get started pretty soon after the subject leaves the starting point. This burg has got a lot of stinks.’’

‘‘And stinkers.’’

‘‘Of which I’m one?’’

‘‘If the shoe fits. Listen. I’mvery interested in having a conversation with Mr. Felhske. Who sounds like an orangutan in clothing. I’d be appreciative of anyone who made that conversation possible.’’

‘‘Drop by the house, talk to Singe. She’s always looking for ways to ingratiate herself.’’

The Director’s tiny smile told me I’d find myself running between the flop drops of a swarm of flying pigs before he visited my house again.

He was one of those paranoids who was dead on the mark when he thought somebody was out to get him.

Old Bones would love to prowl the labyrinth of his lethal little mind.

He muttered, ‘‘This might change things. I need to . . . I appreciate you coming in, Garrett. I may want to see you again. Hell, it’s a lead pipe cinch you’ll make me want to see you again.’’

There were questions I wanted to ask. I got no chance. This wasn’t about me and my wants. He yelled. A little man with some gnome in him materialized. ‘‘Cut him loose.’’

‘‘Sir?’’ Spoken to me. ‘‘If you’ll come with me?’’

I’d been dismissed. I’d need to throw firebombs to get Relway’s attention again. ‘‘Lead on, Studly.’’

No point telling them I could find my way out. I might want to surprise them someday.


It was only afternoon but it had gotten dark. Snow fell in big, soggy chunks that could knock you down if you weren’t careful. I’d need to beware ambushes. It was great snowball snow. Every kid in TunFaire would be balling up and waiting for victims.

Ten steps from the Al-Khar doorway one wide load of a human slid into my path. I was about to break out my head thumper when I recognized him. ‘‘What’s up, Sarge?’’

‘‘Morley was worried about you. Sent me ta fine out what the laws was doin’ wit’ you. Good timin’, you. I jist got here. Now I don’t got ta freeze my ass off all day.’’

That would take a long arctic winter. Which observation I reserved. ‘‘Yeah? How’d he know they picked me up?’’

‘‘Dat frail a’ yours. Sent somebody over. On account of she was worried about you.’’ He shook his head in disbelief. ‘‘I don’ get dat. Somebody like you wit’ her.’’

‘‘Makes me wonder, too, Sarge. But I don’t look too close at its teeth.’’

‘‘I don’t get it.’’ When there were treasures like him to be had.

‘‘The gods work in mysterious ways, I reckon. Tell Morley they turned me loose. Give him all my love for caring.’’

‘‘Maybe you might oughta go tank him your own self, slick.’’

Maybe. Hell, why not? My day was shot. Too much time inside the second most terrible Crown structure in TunFaire. And The Palms was closer than home. Meaning a chance to get warm again that much sooner.

‘‘Why not?’’ I told Sarge. ‘‘I don’t even remember what I’m supposed to be doing.’’

‘‘Dey can do dat ta you, dem guys in dere.’’

‘‘You know about that?’’

‘‘Been dere, ace. Every mont’ or so, dey pull me in. Dey git somebody from da crew most ever week.’’

I didn’t know that. Morley never mentioned it.

Maybe it was something new. I hadn’t gotten together with Dotes for a while.

I’d turned into a real stay-at-home. They’d probably held wakes for me at my old habitual hangouts.

I said, ‘‘Must be tough, trying to run a business when you can’t count on your people coming in.’’

We were trudging along with the snowflakes bashing us from behind. Sarge stopped. He looked at me like he was trying to figure out something. Which he was, of course.

Puddle, Sarge, the rest of Morley’s crew, they never did connect fully with my sense of humor.

Morley Dotes, well-known half-breed dark elf, runs a toney watering hole that used to be a dive. And something worse before that. As had he.

We’ve been friends so long that I don’t recall how we became blood brothers. So long that there’s never any question anymore about turning out to offer a helping paw.

Dotes had his troops assembled for inspection when Sarge and I entered The Palms. He told them, ‘‘This snow will keep the punters away. Again. I don’t want to lay anybody off. But if I don’t have money coming in, I can’t pay wages.’’

The faces were familiar, though I couldn’t put a name to several. None looked like the kinds of guys who consider food service their life’s calling.

Sarge told me, ‘‘Sit your ass down somewhere an’ keep your friggin’ mout’ shut. He’ll get to you.’’

‘‘I could be down to the World counting giant bugs.’’

Sarge gave me the boggled frown often shown when I talk to him.

He isn’t the brightest member of Morley’s crew.

Sometimes I think Morley picks his associates with an eye to shining sunny amongst them.

Dotes finished haranguing his troops. ‘‘Sarge, get that coat out of the kitchen.’’ He settled across the table from me.

I observed, ‘‘You look worn down.’’

‘‘I am. Business sucks. I’m dying, trying to keep my suppliers paid and my people employed.’’

‘‘You got through last winter.’’

‘‘Last winter The Palms was still fashionable. The place to see and be seen. The place to make a connection.’’

That would be one of the more honest things he’d ever said. Admitting that his place was more than just a feeding trough for swells.

‘‘Maybe it’s time to move on to the next format.’’

‘‘No can do. The only option now is a fallback to something like the Safety Zone. I don’t want that. I’ve had a taste of the high life.’’

In one prior incarnation The Palms was the Safety Zone, which was basically a place where denizens of the dark side, of all races, could gather and do business without fear of assassination or other inconvenience. The Safety Zone had been great when I was starting out. I could hang out, listen, make contacts, find out who was who.

Then I met Tinnie.

‘‘Then change up just enough to make them want to come see what’s new. Serve something besides eggplant, parsnips, and rutabaga wine.’’

‘‘Thank you, Sarge,’’ Morley said. ‘‘Your coat, Mr. Garrett. Your redheaded friend sent it over with word that you’d been dragged off to the Al-Khar.’’ He eyed me expectantly. I paid no attention to the coat.

How do you lie to your best friend? ‘‘Relway wanted to enlist me as a consultant. About what, or why, he never made clear. But he’s interested in something involving kids off the Hill.’’

‘‘Word is, you’re working for Max Weider. Something to do with oversize bugs.’’

‘‘Yes. I’ve taken care of that. I hope. I’ll go make sure after I leave here.’’

‘‘There’re lots of big bugs around, scaring the marks in the Tenderloin. You’re not popular down there right now.’’

‘‘Me? I’m not? I need that explained.’’

‘‘You loosed the bugs.’’

‘‘I did not.’’ Stupid is more pervasive than air. Inability to reason comes in right behind. ‘‘I was down there to suppress them. And did a damned good job, thank you.’’

Morley just smiled.

I may have mentioned it. Apologies if I have. Mr. Dotes is poisonously handsome and overloaded on animal magnetism. If you’re a father or a husband, he’s the guy who haunts your nightmares.

He’s keyed into fashion, always dressed to the pointy ears in the latest. Even here, working, with no one to impress, after a harsh winter, he was overdressed and preening, showing an embarrassing quantity of pastel lace.

Puddle, who could be Sarge’s ugly twin, brought a tea service. Morley poured. I sipped and relaxed in the warmth. The usual stress around the place was absent. I thanked Puddle, asked Morley, ‘‘What’s really going on?’’

‘‘Nothing. Tinnie was worried. I made moves to find out how bad off you were. Lucky you, they cut you loose. Sarge brought you here so you could get your coat. Once you got here, I amused myself by giving you a hard time about your bugs.’’

‘‘Not my bugs. Kids off the Hill. Tell me about Lurking Felhske.’’

His good mood vaporized. He stopped lounging. Stiffly erect in his chair, he snapped, ‘‘What do you know about him?’’

‘‘Two things. First, nothing. Which is why I asked. I never heard of him before yesterday. Second, every time I mention him, people get the stone face and, instead of answering me, they start trying to get me to turn him up. Why the hell is that?’’

‘‘Are you for real? You never heard of Lurking Felhske? In your racket?’’

‘‘Morley. Look at me. I’m getting exasperated here. My friend. I told you. I have no flipping idea who Lurking Felhske is. I never heard of him before Saucerhead said something. I’m pretty sure there might be three, maybe even four other people out there who’ve never heard of him, either. There might even be people who’ve never heard of you. So cut the crap.’’

Sarge was back, examining the coat he’d brought. He told Morley, ‘‘His adventure in da Al-Khar drove him mad.’’

‘‘Certainly made him cranky.’’

Sarge told me, ‘‘Dere’s maybe a problem here, Garrett. Couple of da guys in back, dey t’ought dis coat was left behin’ by some customer. Dey got in a squabble over it. Kinda tore it some.’’

‘‘Ssss!’’ I hissed, making descending wiggle fingers. ‘‘I’m a lightning rod for petty disaster. Crap. What makes me real cranky is friends who won’t believe me. Who think it’s funny to play games when all I need is a splash of honest information.’’

Morley tickled his ghost of a mustache. ‘‘I’ll pretend you’re really as dim and ignorant as you want me to believe. In the interest of getting on with getting on.’’

‘‘How gracious.’’

‘‘Isn’t it? Considering the bad things that have happened this year.’’ Feral smile. He was still irked about me getting him back for saddling me with a talking parrot who could make a sailor blush.

‘‘All the hills don’t go up. Some have a down on the other side.’’

‘‘You’ve been hanging around with the old folks again.’’

‘‘Lurking Felhske.’’

‘‘Yes. Lurking Felhske. A legend. The spy’s spy. A man almost as unpopular as gumshoe Garrett. A man so good at sneaking and eavesdropping most of his targets never know. So good, in fact, that most people have never heard of him.’’

‘‘Including the aforementioned gumshoe Garrett. What the hell is a gumshoe, anyhow?’’

‘‘It’s a kind of soft sole for people who spend all their time on their feet. Check with your friends on the Guard. Meantime, take it from me, those who have suffered because of Lurking Felhske would love to have a sit-down with him.’’

I couldn’t see Relway being upset about being exposed by this character. I could see him smelling a chance to find out where a lot of bodies were buried. ‘‘You got something to hide and it gets out, you can’t hardly claim you being in trouble is somebody else’s fault.’’

‘‘Of course you can. Most people do. Don’t be naive, Garrett.’’

‘‘I understand that most people are too self-centered to blame themselves for their own troubles. That’s human nature at work. Come on. Lurking Felhske. Give.’’

‘‘Felhske. The wonder. I told you. Legendary sneak. The man you hire when you want to find out what somebody else doesn’t want found.’’

‘‘Damn! I thought that was Mama Garrett’s ever-lovin’ blue-eyed baby boy. How?’’

‘‘Uh . . . you got me, Garrett. How what?’’

‘‘How do you hire a Lurking Felhske if he’s so legendary that nobody knows what he looks like or where to find him? I’ve always wondered about that when it comes to legendary assassins and professional thieves.’’


‘‘The ones who steal the holy gem eyes or fangs out of demon idols or ancient grimoires from heavyweight sorcerers. You want that kind of people to do a job for you, how do you get hold of them? You can’t hardly hang a sign out. And neither can they. Especially neither can they. Here’s this poor Felhske clown, got people hunting him and all he does is watch people.’’

‘‘But then he goes and tells somebody what he saw. That’s what makes people mad.’’

‘‘That’s all you know?’’

‘‘That’s all I know, Garrett. That and I could solve my financial problems if I had a Lurking Felhske to auction off.’’

I made a face, repelled.

Morley smiled. He’d gotten me. Again. ‘‘How much influence do you have on the three-wheel business?’’

‘‘Five percent. And I can have my own guy check the books. So far, nobody’s screwed me. I put it all back in. Eventually, I’ll own more of the company. Singe has the math worked out. Why?’’

‘‘I have a cousin who thinks it would be dandy to have her own three-wheel.’’

I was suspicious immediately. I’ve only ever met one family member of his. A nephew. Who should’ve been drowned at birth.

Morley said, ‘‘Don’t give me that fish-eye, Garrett. I was thinking about buying her a spot near the head of the list.’’

What about those financial problems? ‘‘Does this cousin live in the city?’’ He might want a three-wheel to ship out where feral elves could get busy building knockoffs. Though that is more a dwarfish-style stunt.

It’s company policy never to sell to dwarves.

We’d have to design a special dwarf model, anyway. They couldn’t get their stubby legs down to the pedals on a normal three-wheel.

Dotes shrugged. ‘‘Forget about it. Five percent isn’t juice enough. How long do you think the fad will last?’’

‘‘A long time if the Tates are as clever at promoting three-wheels as they were combat boots back when Tate shoes became the thing for the in-crowd.’’ They’d been supposed to make those boots exclusively for the Army.

‘‘Snob appeal.’’

‘‘The worst you ever saw.’’

I took a moment to enjoy The Palms. Good smells wafted in from the kitchen. My long affair with an omnivorous diet prevented my saying so. My best pal is a born-again vegetarian.

‘‘An interesting notion,’’ Dotes mused, mind a hundred yards away. ‘‘Change the menu. Come up with something the punters won’t get anywhere else. Then get out the word about how exclusive it is. You’re not as dumb as you let on, Garrett.’’

‘‘A thought for the ages.’’ And, ‘‘Thanks for caring enough to send Sarge out. I’d better get moving. There was a bunch of stuff I was supposed to do today. I haven’t done any of it yet. And I’m hungry.’’

There was a lot of garlic in the air. I do like a dish with ample garlic flavoring the meat.

‘‘Don’t forget your coat.’’ Dotes ignored my gratitude. In his world, doing for friends wasn’t something you talked about.

It was a real men thing.

I held the coat at arm’s length. ‘‘This was my best coat.’’

I didn’t hear an offer to make good, or even an apology for the damage. I didn’t challenge Dotes. The clever little villain would turn it around to make the damage my fault because I’d been dumb enough to loan my best coat to a redheaded woman.

I dragged the remnants on over top of the tattered beast I wore already.


The snow had eased up. What had fallen was too wet to drift. The wind had weakened, too. Excellent, considering the state of my winter apparel.

I hit the World. Men were working. I approached the carpenter in-laws. ‘‘Any trouble today?’’

‘‘Nope.’’ The surly one wasn’t, this time. He pointed. ‘‘There’s your only bug today. That sulfur brought them up good.’’

A dead roach, lacking a couple legs, lay fifteen feet away. Interesting. ‘‘I didn’t think it would do any good. But I paid for the stuff so I used it. So. I heard there were all kinds of bugs last night.’’

‘‘Right after you burned that sulfur, eh?’’

Yikes! It really was my fault the Tenderloin had gone into a recession? ‘‘The other thing. Ghosts. My boss says I got to ask about ghosts.’’

The in-laws traded glances. Their faces went blank. Formerly Sullen said, ‘‘I don’t know where that came from. Except them bugs could make enough noise to get your imagination going. And this place gets plenty spooky if you’re in here by yourself.’’

I gave him the hard fish-eye. No way he was being straight. But he didn’t smell like a guy being maliciously evasive, either. There was something these guys didn’t want to talk about. Like it might be embarrassing, not some heinous crime.

The carpenter who had done no talking got a sudden case of the big eyes. I turned around. The foreman was headed our way, past what looked like a momentary heat shimmer. Could have been. It was hot in there.

The foreman, Luther something, wanted to know if there wasn’t some way I could do my job without keeping his people from doing theirs. ‘‘I got six guys showed up today. Outta thirty-two. I’m falling behind fast.’’

So I talked to him. Being management, he had nothing constructive to do.

He hadn’t seen any ghosts. It was his considered opinion that the ghost stuff was all bullshit from workmen who wanted an excuse to lie out for a day or two. There were no days off on this project.

The weather continued to improve. I was almost comfortable walking over to the ruin where those kids had made their bugs.

The structure remained uninhabited. I’d thought its notoriety would draw squatters.

I climbed the wobbly steps. I went through the doorless doorway, triggering spells meant to discourage trespassers. The first was subtle but powerful. It made me think that I was about to lose control of my bowels. I didn’t, but they churned. Another sliding step on the creaky floor and I started seeing shapes move in the corners of my eyes. Were the ghosts at the World a spillover? If ghosts indeed there were?

There were other spells, all with a similar feel. Meaning they’d been set by the same caster, someone powerful but not polished. A professional would have been less obvious. I shouldn’t have noticed that I was being manipulated.

I strolled on. Carefully. That floor was treacherous.

The spells worsened. When had they been cast? Anything there the day before yesterday should have broken down when the mob rushed in.

The floor creaked and sank. Likewise, the steep stair down into a fresh set of discouragement spells, one of which added violent wind to my tummy troubles. Looked like the point was to make an intruder flee his own exhaust.

I discover a less rickety stair to a cellar below the cellar. The floor down there was wooden but camouflaged by dirt so it would be taken as the bottom level. I knew better. I hadn’t seen anything interesting yet.

Not much natural light made it down there. There had to be a handy source. Those kids wouldn’t have come down blind.

It was easy. They trusted their spells too much. But Kip would be the only one of the crew who had ever stood chin to chin with somebody really bad.

I felt around till I got hold of something like cold cobwebs. I shuddered. Something wentker-chunk! A tiny flame, from a tiny lamp, fixed to a reservoir that would keep it burning for weeks, came alive in a little eye-high alcove. Its weak light revealed an iron ring only partly hidden in the dirt at my feet.

There were more cellars, three in all, below that. The lowest had to be below river level but was no more damp than those above it. It was a place where mildew would feel at home.

Curious. Not once did I see evidence of any actual explosion. Had that been an illusion? Or something that happened on the same psychic level as the Dead Man’s communications? Or just some very clever fireworks, meant to scare off potential invaders?

Lighting was always the same, a weak little lamp fixed in an alcove. Enough once your eyes adapted but you wouldn’t be reading many books.

So. No more down. The last steep stair ended in the middle of a stone floor. The overhead was just high enough that I didn’t have to stoop. The whole was eight feet to a side. The weeping walls were stone. Each had a wooden door in the middle, none of those showing more use than the others. None of them looked new.

Everything seen so far had been there a long time. Excepting the spells.

How had the kids found the place?

When in doubt, trust your right hand. I went to the door to my right as I left the stair. It wasn’t locked. The darkness beyond fled when I stepped forward.

A dozen lamps came alive. An interesting bit of witchcraft. Which could have lots of commercial applications.

The lamplight revealed a square room twenty feet to a side and just like what I’d expect a rich kids’ hideout to look like. There was furniture, nice but slightly worn. There were carpets. There were games, a couple in progress. There were books. There were toys. There was a three-wheel in a corner. I got the serial number. Overall, the evidence suggested that there were more kids in the group than I’d thought.

There was even a keg of beer from one of those snooty boutiques that serve only the lords on the Hill. I’d never tasted it. I gave it a try.

I’ll spare Max. But it was better than Weider Dark Select. I was tempted to enjoy another. And another. But dedicated operative Garrett resisted temptation.

Beer reminded me that Singe had mentioned a strong wort odor. I’d caught the edge of that myself. There was none of that now. Basic cellar smells, fairly light, and something remote that had a touch of animal den to it. But no birth of the beer.

I found a hand-painted bamboo fan. I snapped it open. Well. Kip Prose might not be wasting time and money in the Tenderloin, but somebody was. That fan had been shoplifted from one of the sporting houses.

In the best houses management leaves the fans where the marks can swipe them for souvenirs. A form of advertisement. And a cute gimmick since a guy—or occasional gal—who brings in ten fans not only gets amnesty for the thefts; he wins a free visit.

Free enterprise at its fiercest.

A detailed look round turned up more fans, no two from the same house. Each came from a high-end establishment.

Somebody had money to throw in the river.

The search for fans turned up the fact that the furnishings all came from the same source. Mungero Farkas. I knew the name, vaguely. Farkas was a secondhand man. An honest one, not a fence, specializing in quality merchandise. I’d seen the Farkas shop in passing. It was about a quarter mile away, in the better part of the Tenderloin.

Nothing else interesting turned up. But I did begin to get a creepy feeling. Like I wasn’t alone and the person I couldn’t see was distinctly unfriendly.

I figured I’d tripped another spell.

Back to the foot of the stair. The door behind the stair looked intriguing. I opened it and stepped inside. A single lamp came to life.

The room was six feet by eight. It featured an unmade bed and a nightstand. Its purpose was obvious. The door could be locked from inside.

So. A little something going on between members of the group.

The feeling that I was being watched grew stronger. The air felt damper and heavier.

I tried the door facing the foot of the stair, expecting another small chamber like the trysting room. It might have been. Or it might have been the antechamber to infinite space. I wasn’t about to go find out. The darkness in there was absolute and alive.

I slammed the door. My heart hammered. I panted like I’d run a mile.

One more door.

I stalled. Behind this one would be the place where the bugs had been created.

The feeling of presence was so strong I couldn’t help looking over my shoulder. Must be some sort of scare spell that kept getting stronger if you ignored it. Definitely clever work.

I found the wort smell when I opened up. It wasn’t strong. I didn’t charge ahead. I didn’t get the chance. A half dozen very large bugs raced past me, headed for the light. As something that felt like a dead, wet hand caressed the back of my neck.

My next clear thought came with me leaning against a wall across the street from the ruin, hacking and gasping as I fought for air. A handful of big bugs stumbled out behind me, into the chill world of their doom. I was pretty sure they were the last adult insects.

I caught my breath. I wouldn’t be bragging about this one any time soon.

Garrett don’t panic. Garrett don’t run away from things he can’t even see.

Four blocks to the Mungero Farkas establishment. I could get my courage back by bullying the secondhand man.

I caught a whiff of body odor from the spot where Tinnie had spied Lurking Felhske. Felhske wasn’t there now, lurking or otherwise. But somebody had been, recently. Today’s snow had been trampled.

Watching me? Or watching the place?

I seemed unlikely. But news of me visiting the place might be of interest. To someone.

Mungero Farkas was open. I got the impression he meant to stay open till the evening crowd faded from the Tenderloin. Business did not appear to be good.

Farkas was a basic, ordinary middle-aged white guy who spent way too much money on professional grooming. A human Morley twenty-five years down the road. He was cooperative. He wanted company.

He recalled every item I mentioned. ‘‘That was a good several days. I moved a lot of stuff.’’ But he had sold it in a half dozen lots over four days, two lots to a young couple who seemed to be just starting out and the rest to a man he could not describe other than to say he looked like he belonged in servant’s livery. ‘‘I really don’t even remember the color of his hair.’’

‘‘He did have hair?’’

Frown. ‘‘Oh. I get it. Yes. A full head. Graying around the temples, now I think about it. So it must have been dark. I got the feeling his employer would be someone whose fortunes were in decline. He was a little evasive but his money was good. I thought it deserved a home with me. Oh. And that guy? He had one droopy eye.’’ Farkas pulled the corner of his right eye down and sideways. ‘‘Like this.’’

I thanked him. I took a few minutes to examine his inventory. He had some intriguing pieces but I didn’t need anything.

I considered backtracking the fans I’d found. But where was the point? The people from whom they had been collected wouldn’t remember anything. And wouldn’t tell me if they did.

Time to go home.


‘‘Oh, is it getting treacherous out,’’ I told Singe when she let me in.

‘‘What happened to your coat?’’

‘‘Tinnie’s good intentions. Dean back yet?’’

‘‘No. We’re on our own for supper.’’

That meant Garrett would boil some sausages. He might even get experimental and toss in a couple potatoes.

She asked, ‘‘So how was your day?’’

‘‘Damn, we’re getting domestic. I spent most of it in the Al-Khar. Then I got dragged over to The Palms, where Morley had a seizure when I mentioned Lurking Felhske. That after Director Relway nearly volunteered me for the rack when I mentioned the same name.’’

‘‘That strange-smelling man who was watching us yesterday?’’

‘‘He was watching. But the consensus is, not us. The very one, though. Apparently unpopular with a lot of people.’’

We were in the kitchen, banging the pots and pans. Singe drew us a couple of beers.

‘‘No wonder, stinking that way,’’ she said.

‘‘You didn’t mention an unusual odor before.’’

‘‘It is not unusual. It is just potent. Body odor.’’

In a city where most people consider bathing unhealthy or an effete affectation, full-bodied personal auras aren’t exactly rare.

Singe said, ‘‘It is more than failure to bathe. It is unusual diet. Or disease.’’

Not uncommon, especially amongst old folks. But what disease leaves a man looking like an orangutan?

I told her about the rest of my day, including the whiff I’d caught heading over to see Farkas.

Singe refilled our mugs. ‘‘You must have just missed him. Odor wouldn’t stay around strong enough for a human nose in weather this windy.’’

The pot was hot enough. I filled it with smoked sausages and two large potatoes, quartered. ‘‘How the hell did I survive before I bought this place and hired Dean?’’

‘‘You ate out.’’

‘‘Pretty much. Yeah. I didn’t amount to much then.’’

‘‘You are fortunate that Dean is not here to hear you admit that.’’

‘‘He’d get in a shot. Yeah. What’s with Himself? I haven’t heard a peep.’’ Though I was sure he’d helped himself to my day’s adventures already.

‘‘That child priestess was here. She brought some puzzles. He has been playing with those.’’

‘‘Grrr! Even when Dean’s away. How much did she eat? What did she steal?’’

‘‘You are too young to be a cranky old man.’’ She refilled our mugs. ‘‘Maybe you should go visit your uncle Medford. Remind yourself how pleasant it is to be around crabby old men.’’

Medford Shale is my only living relative. He’s a miserable grouch. ‘‘No, thank you, thank you. Swear to all the gods, these potatoes are going to take forever.’’

‘‘You want to get that, then?’’

I took a long drink of beer, set my mug down where she could top it off. ‘‘Get what?’’

‘‘The door. Someone is knocking.’’

It would behoove you to move swiftly, Garrett. The glamouron the boy’s mind is fraying.

With no idea what that meant, I headed up front, muttering, ‘‘Go behoove yourself.’’ Brew in hand, I used the peephole.

An uncomfortable Cypres Prose, well decorated with giant snowflakes, shared my stoop with a lethal creature from the Tate clan, Kyra, a sixteen-year-old uncut version of Tinnie.

Sometime tonight, Garrett.

‘‘Why don’t you grab him by the brain and drag him on in there?’’ I didn’t ask. Not out loud.

He didn’t respond. Meaning he had a whole lot of head tied up doing something else.

I popped the door open.

Both kids jumped like they’d gotten caught doing something they shouldn’t. Kip had some definite thoughts obvious on his face, too.

You couldn’t blame the boy. Kyra Tate was Tinnie in the raw, before she’d gotten it under control. Tinnie without polish or restraint. But maybe she’d started to understand. She looked guilty about something.

How had she manipulated Kip to get him here?

‘‘Kip. Kyra. Welcome. Singe. Find some refreshments.’’ I led the young folks into the Dead Man’s room.

Old Butterbutt had enough mind space free to be amused.

Kyra apparently found Kip interesting—despite himself.

There is new meaning to my existence, Old Bones sent me. Privately.I will not leave this sorry vale before this plays out.

I couldn’t ask because he was intent on convincing the kids that he was asleep.

But visitors in the knowalways assume he’s awake and prying.

Kyra’s freckled cheeks seemed redder than could be explained by the cold outside. And she couldn’t keep her eyes off Kip.

That was as weird as having bugs the size of tomcats underfoot.

Kip was for sure a catch, in the ‘‘someday he’s gonna be filthy rich’’ sense. He wasn’t the guy girls get involved with for the adventure. That guy goes by the name of Morley Dotes and has enjoyed a career of making me whine in envy.

The Dead Man read me as I speculated, observed, and felt sorry for myself. His amusement grew.

I helped them with their coats, hats, and whatnot. And asked Kip, ‘‘What happened to your hair?’’ There seemed to be about twice as much as there had been in front of the World and it was flying away everywhere.

Kyra said, ‘‘I like it that way. It gives him a rebel look.’’

There you go. Good enough.

Singe brought the tea service, along with my beer mug, filled, and my share of the sausage and potatoes. I relaxed. I didn’t have to be entertaining to teenagers. I was too busy eating. They relaxed, too, building and working their cups of tea.

Singe had found a cache of Dean’s sugar cookies. He can’t hide anything from her magic nose for long. He keeps trying, though. He doesn’t want to believe in her kind of magic.

‘‘Here we go, kids,’’ around a big bite of sausage. ‘‘I need you to explain some things.’’


‘‘You know where you are, Kip. There’s no point trying to fudge. You and some other boys have been doing something weird and probably illegal under that empty house down on the edge of the Tenderloin. I was down there because the Weiders have been having trouble with giant bugs at their construction site. And, lo! Right off I find you and your pals and some big boy bugs all snuggled up.’’

He is concerned that his mother will find out what he has been doing.


Indeed. But reserve the fact that you have been into that house.

‘‘I’m not looking to hassle you guys. I just want my client to be able to build his theater. So his daughter and Kyra’s aunt have a venue to show off their acting skills. Or lack thereof. But somebody’s been breaking some Hill-type rules. I’ve got the Guard on me because they’re getting grief from somebody on the Hill. What’s going on?’’

Kip gnawed a cookie, slurped tea, and avoided my gaze. Kyra lapsed into the traditional pout of a Tate woman who suspects she may be off the bull’s-eye when it comes to being the center of attention.

‘‘It’s a club, Mr. Garrett. Kind of a gang.The Gang. Or, usually, the Faction. It’s for kids smart enough to spell their own names. There were six of us down there when you were there. You saw Kevans and Slump with me. Both seriously weird.’’

Wow. If Kip Prose thought you were weird, it might be time to move yourself into the howling hall psycho ward at the Bledsoe.

‘‘Berbach and Berbain weren’t there. They’re twins. They’ve been kind of fading out. Their mother is a Stormwarden. She never wanted kids in the first place. Zardoz is the one who loves bugs. Him and Teddy. I think they’re icky. But the rule is, we help each other with whatever excites our passion. Because nobody else will.’’

Old Bones damned near laughed out loud. And him in his condition.

I said, ‘‘I can’t imagine why anybody would want to make giant bugs. And it does got to stop. It wasn’t just the Guard who had me in today. It was Director Relway himself. Not only is somebody on the Hill ragging him; somebody is curious enough to hire people to follow you around. If you kids don’t want your lives getting painfully complicated, find some new hobbies.’’

‘‘It’s just kids helping each other work things out, Mr. Garrett. We aren’t hurting anybody.’’

I talked about the economic disruption already caused by giant bugs interfering with construction and scaring people away from the Tenderloin. ‘‘And that’s making some people cranky enough to crack skulls.’’

Kip just sort of gaped.

I said, ‘‘It’s what they call the law of unintended consequences. Unexpected things that happen because of something you do.’’

Kip stared at the floor, which wanted sweeping and mop-ping. Which reminded me that it had been bare earth when I bought the place.

Kip said, ‘‘I really should think about that. Shouldn’t I? I’ve been through this before.’’

There were differences. The principle beneath was the same. ‘‘Yep. Do your pals know you’rethat Cypres Prose?’’

Kyra took hold of Kip’s right hand when he started his mea culpa. Even Singe was startled.


Something else going on here.

Kip said, ‘‘Yeah. They know. But it don’t mean anything to them. That’s ancient history.’’

‘‘They’re not intrigued by those smoking-hot sky elf women?’’

Kip’s cheeks reddened. Kyra gave his hand a reassuring squeeze.

Something remarkably weird was going on. Which thought of mine stirred the Dead Man’s amusement yet again.

I tossed an inquiring thought his way. Was there really any need to hold the boy? The old lump had had plenty of time to paw through the clutter inside Kip’s head.

No need to keep him. But it might be useful to gather his friends here.

‘‘All right, kids. I’ve heard what I needed to hear. Kip, really, you need to think about the impact of the stuff you do. You really didn’t realize that there’d be a big-ass stink if a hundred thousand giant bugs got loose?’’

Singe said, ‘‘Stop that, Garrett. You’re not his father.’’

That startled me. Then, ‘‘You’re right. And he is almost grown. He should be learning from his mistakes. And should see new ones coming.’’

The slump started to go out of the boy’s shoulders.

We couldn’t let that happen. ‘‘But he hasn’t shown us he’s able to do that. Kip. The only thing else I’ll say is, if this gets as hairy as it did with the sky elves, I’ll ask your mother to keep you in a cage.’’

‘‘Garrett!’’ Singe said. ‘‘Stop that.’’

‘‘Yes, ma’am. Go on, guys. Kyra, take him back where you found him. And be nice.’’


I shut the door behind the young people, not yet sure what we’d accomplished. I expected Old Bones would clue me in.

I settled into my chair. ‘‘Singe, you ready to take notes?’’

She lowered her mug long enough to say, ‘‘I don’ think I can write so good right now.’’

‘‘Well, damn! What good are you, then?’’ I got back up to collect writing materials for myself.

‘‘I have a cute tail. Dollar Dan Justice told me so.’’

‘‘Huh? Who’s Dollar Dan Justice?’’

‘‘One of John Stretch’s henchrats.’’

‘‘Oh. Listen to your father. Don’t trust him. They’re all out—’’

‘‘I trust him implicitly, Garrett. To be your basic standard-issue ratman. All dim-witted and wrong-headed, with bad attitude for spice.’’

The Dead Man indulged in the psychic equivalent of a cough for attention.Those few minutes with the young peoplerestored my faith in the nature of the human species.

‘‘Two kids just sitting here?’’

You saw only the obvious lack of confidence of the boy. And the brash mask of the female. Inside, both are confused, frightened, and hopeful. In different ways and for different reasons.

I was a teenager once. Back when thunder lizards walked the earth. Which they still do, just not in weather like what we’d been having lately. I vaguely recollect those days. Especially what it was like trying not to turn into a drooling idiot in front of a beautiful girl. Whose slightest frown could devastate me worse than the most ferocious natural disaster.

‘‘I get you. Sort of. Maybe.’’

Not at all.

‘‘All . . . right, then. Show me where I’m wrong.’’

Miss Kyra turned on the heat to baffle, confuse, and controlthe young man. By which means she got him here.

‘‘That’s what they do. A tiger is gonna be a tiger. And a girl like Kyra is gonna be a girl like Kyra.’’

Of course. She will lead Cypres Prose around like she has a ring in his nose. But Cypres Prose is Cypres Prose, too, and will be the Cypres Prose who invents things.

You can’t tell tone in Himself’s communications, generally. There was enough overburden on this, though, to suggest that he thought he’d made an important point.

Yes, Kip invents things. Three-wheels. One-wheels. Writing sticks. Priers. All because those sky elves did something to his head, back when.

‘‘I’m all ears.’’

Singe’s are bigger than mine but she was shutting down. She must have put away a lot of beer when I wasn’t looking. All she had to say was, ‘‘How come he was wearin’ a wig?’’ Which question she couldn’t or wouldn’t explain.

No time for straight lines tonight.

Kip and his friends, the Faction, came together accidentally,accreting through the gravitational force of common inadequacy.

They are all bright, talented children with limited social skills. And, in several cases, have no interest in acquiring them. The boy who loves insects is obsessedwith insects. He cares about nothingelse.

‘‘The point you’re dawdling toward is what?’’

A question. What interests the normal teenage boy? Stipulatingthat normal is a set with extended boundaries. What are all boys interested in, whatever else grabs their fancy?

‘‘In my case it was teenage girls.’’

Right neighborhood. Defined by your own youthful inadequacies.


Most boys are less selective than you were. For the majority,it is enough that the female be breathing.

An exaggeration, perhaps, but he got the spirit of the thing. ‘‘And?’’

So Cypres Prose, being Cypres Prose, assumed therewould be a technical answer to his shortcomings. Assisted by the rest of the Faction’s boy geniuses, he has created a means by which it is possible to determine, then improve, a woman’s level of interest. So to speak.

‘‘Oh my! Really? He’s invented a make-horny device?’’

More or less. With help from the rest of the Faction.

‘‘Oh, heavens! You know what that would mean if he could mass-produce it? Besides making everybody who has anything to do with it richer than . . . Hell, I don’t know. There isn’t anything to compare richer than.’’

Wealth untold, yes. But there is a fly in the ointment.

‘‘There’d have to be, wouldn’t there? Something like that . . . it could shake things up worse than peace breaking out did.’’

The boys of the Faction have discovered that while their magical device works, it does nothing to make them less inept or undesirable.

‘‘Ha! Meaning they retain the power to quench the hottest fire by sheer force of personality.’’


‘‘They could still make millions. Hell, we’ve got a thousand god shouters raking in gelt by the hundredweight selling amulets, pendants, rosaries, statues, whatever, that nobody ever actually sees work. How much more useful is something like this? If it gave you an edge even part of the time?’’

Shelve your residual youth, Garrett. Be content. For you, now, it is as good as it will ever get.

Right. Tinnie isn’t a gift horse only when I’m talking to guys like Scithe. After one giddy moment, I conceded the point.

Bloody hell! Had I turned into a grown-up when I wasn’t looking?

‘‘I hate it when you’re so right.’’

Singe began to snore.

The Faction are not the sort who give up after one setback. Nor are all of them as all for one and one for all as Cypres Prose. Naive boy.


The boy has seen signs, which he refuses to recognize, that the twins are distancing themselves in order to go into business for themselves.

‘‘They mean to steal his idea?’’


‘‘But, knowing Kip, he has a better idea.’’

Essentially. From the consumer point of view.

‘‘And that would be?’’

A means of combining scents drawn from several insects— partially explaining the interest there, along with upsizing in order to produce larger quantities of the scent—sounds beyondordinary hearing, and some small-time mind-fogging sorcery, all accompanied by advice to the consumer to avoid being his normal self.

‘‘He was working it here tonight. With Kyra.’’

Amusement.He was. As a field experiment. Testing the latest version. I doubt anything will come of it. He remains Cypres Prose.

Meaning he couldn’t help messing himself up.

The beer was taking its toll even though I’d slowed down before Singe had.

‘‘So them having a secret hideout near the World, where they were doing their experiments, was why I ended up down there.’’

Probably. I would guess there will be no more insect problem.In that area. Work can resume. Probably.

‘‘Probably? Why only probably?’’

You have not yet dealt with the ghosts.

‘‘The ghosts? What ghosts? I couldn’t find anybody who said he’d seen one. I think it’s all urban legend stuff that can be explained by big bugs sneaking around making weird noises.’’

Possibly. If you have not made sure, you have not fulfilled your commitment to the Weiders. Additionally, I would like to meet the rest of the Faction as soon as you can arrange that.

‘‘Kyra has probably suffered as much of those types as she can stand.’’

We have other resources.

With that he subsided into his reveries. I went back to the kitchen, drew myself a fresh mug. Singe continued snoring. I snuffed the lamps but left the bug candle burning. I went across to the small front room to get an idea what we would need to make it over for Singe to use.

She’d been in there already, scrubbing and polishing. Good old lye soap had been deployed liberally. Furnishings that hadn’t vanished had gotten shoved into the corner farthest from where the Goddamn Parrot’s perch used to stand.

The stench of that little monster was gone, leaving me nothing but sour memories.


Someone pounded on the front door. Dean must be too damned lazy to use his key. I went to answer.

There was no light in the hall so I wouldn’t give myself away by blocking it when I used the peephole.

There wasn’t much light outside, either, but there was enough. I didn’t know the man but I knew the type. All muscle, no brain. And this one had hair like a wild man. There must be a nest where they turn them out like a queen ant turns out workers. This one did what they all do when they don’t know about my partner.

He decided to let himself in. He hurled his right shoulder against the door.

He had a solid work ethic. He put everything into the effort. Twice.

The door is made to withstand a mature bull troll. It endured this bruno’s best without creaking.

He said, ‘‘Ah, shit!’’ after the second impact. I heard him distinctly. He staggered back, slipped on the slick surface, hit the porch rail, went on over. He landed on his back and slid into a pool of slush. His luck was in. The cold water wakened him before he drowned. It made a nasty mess in all that hair, where it started to freeze.

Bring him inside before the Guard’s watchers send collectorsafter him.

So. Chuckles wasn’t completely out of it. ‘‘How come?’’

He may know something interesting. But his mind is too well shielded for casual exploration while he is being manhandledby the Guard.

«He might object.»

Which, I assume, is why you maintain a store of lead-weightedoaken arguments.

Well, maybe.

I keep a ‘‘store’’ because I lose them, forget where I left them, or have them taken away from me.

Trusting Old Bones to help, I took the headknocker hanging behind the door, opened up, went down after the man with the muscles. It had turned damned cold again. I really needed a new coat. As soon as it got warm enough to go looking. But then I wouldn’t need one anymore, so where was the point? ‘‘Let’s go, big boy. Somebody wants to see you.’’

The big man got his feet under him. He reached out for support, wincing because his shoulder hurt. He didn’t grasp the actuality of his situation.

The Dead Man can do that to you.

Big Bruno and I were at the door when Dean’s voice asked, ‘‘What in the world?’’

‘‘You’re finally home?’’

‘‘I am. What’s this?’’

‘‘There have been developments. How was your day?’’

‘‘Marginally unpleasant. I spent it at a wake with relatives I loathe. But it could have been worse. This gentleman looks like a professional thug. Why are you fishing him out of a wet gutter?’’

‘‘He fell in after he bounced off the front door.’’

‘‘One of those.’’ With no excitement.

Some days it rains those guys around our place.

‘‘One of those. With the added spice of being difficult for His Nibs to read.’’

Dean must have sucked down some smart brew at that wake. He landed on it with both feet just as I got there myself. ‘‘Which would make him the running dog of someone on the Hill.’’

‘‘Look at you, getting all tooled up and working things out.’’

‘‘Nobody appreciates a smart-ass.’’ He held the door while I guided the failed door mauler inside. Wondering if Director Relway’s serfs had noted the occasion.

The thug was still dripping when we seated him in the Dead Man’s room. I left him in his street apparel. He had begun to melt.

Tomorrow I need you to find Mr. Tharpe. I should not have let him get away today.

‘‘Easier said than done.’’

Dean headed to the kitchen for a mop.

You are a professional of substance. Finding people is what you do.

Sarcastic old lump.

Your ambition deficit begins to concern me, Garrett.

He should talk.

Dean yelped in outrage. I heard him all the way from the kitchen. ‘‘What’s his problem?’’

Did you and Singe clean up after yourselves?

Not me. I was busy answering doors and wrangling teenagers.

‘‘What did she do?’’ Any problem couldn’t be my fault.

Do you suppose you can focus on something more significant?

‘‘You’re not that attractive. Neither is Bruno, here.’’ But he has a beautiful mind. Once you penetrate the ugly surface.

I thought he was bantering, playing the snaps. But he was serious.

Indeed. This Barate Algarda is a mixture of contrasts.

‘‘He’s big. He’s ugly. Instead of one or the other.’’ If it barks like a dog and bites like a dog, I’m gonna say ‘‘Woof!’’ when I talk to it. Even if it plays the violin while it rips my leg off.

He is nearer being two people in one body than any I have yet seen.

That would be significant. We’re all two-faced, or more, and Chuckles has peeked behind a lot of masks. Still, he was amusing himself by trying to make me whine for details. ‘‘How about passing along a little substance?’’

His already overstuffed ego puffed up like a bullfrog fixing to sing.Barate Algarda is a fixer, in your vernacular. By dint of circumstance rather than choice. Circumstance sometimes compels us to choose options we would otherwisedisdain.

There had to be some subtle shot in that.

He is employed by the Windwalker, Furious Tide of Light.

‘‘That’s a new one.’’

To maintain the cosmic balance, I would suspect she has not heard of you, either. Or, sadder still, even of me. Yet.

All that is likely to change.

Again, no clear tone, but I got the impression he was uncomfortable.

The Windwalker is newly elevated. And young for one of her kind. Nor is she the sort usually found on the Hill. Barate Algarda is more than her operative. He is also her father.

‘‘Whoa! Hang on a minute, Chuckles.’’

You understood right, first time. This is an unusual family. Yet this is not an evil man. Nor stupid. He loves his children. He will do anything necessary to protect them.

‘‘Does that include busting my door down in a snowstorm in the middle of the night? To protect them from somebody who never heard of them?’’

Including that, and then doing you bodily harm with considerableenthusiasm once the door is out of the way. It is confusing. Several whys are missing or inaccessible.

‘‘You said children. Since I’ve never hear of Furious Tide of Light, it would have to be someone else. Have I come into contact with another Algarda?’’ I’ve stopped being surprised that people I never heard of want to pound on me.

There is a name that seems to be Kevans. It is hard to reach.

‘‘You’ll find a way to get to it, though. Right?’’

He has protection. It does not appear to have been put into place against me. So yes. I will get to it.

No tone? That was smug. With a reek.

He does have a high opinion of himself.

The sour truth, though, is that it’s justified.

Like they say, it ain’t bragging if you can do it.

You begin to acquire wisdom. At long last.

I kept my opinion behind my lips. Though there wasn’t much point. ‘‘Tell me more about this Bruno who’s two guys in one corpse.’’

He intended to make you discover in your charitable heart a need to leave his daughter alone. If it wasn’t for him being dead he’d fall down howling at his own stand-up routine.

‘‘Do I even want to know what that’s all about?’’ Of course I did. If I wanted to make even a little sense of this late night raid.

The Windwalker is out to protect her son. Who is really a daughter that she has always pretended is a son.

‘‘And you figured this out how?’’ It made less sense the more he explained. And, to speak true, he sounded puzzled himself.

The Windwalker failed to deceive her father.

‘‘Uh . . .’’ You run into weird stuff all the time. In my racket, weird becomes the routine.

Nothing gets weirder than just plain human beings.

Strange, yes. Exceedingly, to a neutral observer looking in from outside.

Barate Algarda knows that his daughter has a daughter herself instead of the son she has always pretended the child to be. Details are difficult to ferret out. The man’s protection is firstrate. It is reactive. The more vigorously I probe, the harder the surface around his thoughts becomes. In sum, though, it is my estimate that the Windwalker’s child is one of the Faction and your work at the World has put those children at risk, from the public, from the Guard, and, most especially, from the kind of Hill predators who would love to have command of giant bugs. Or of the sorcery necessary to create them.

After recovering from being struck numb and dumb, I said, ‘‘I’ve faced vampires and zombies. Man-eating unicorns. Insane gods. And crazier priests. Plus platoons of professional killers and career loonies. Hell, I’ve survived Tinnie Tate and Belinda Contague almost forever. So I don’t get what’s going on here. It seems like there ought to be more to it. Something really weird.’’

Families are all weird, from outside. But one common feature, often found in even the most dysfunctional versions, is an overpowering need to protect offspring. In this case, perhaps, there has been an overreaction. There are layers of reasoning and motivation that I am not yet able to reach.

His response to that seemed surprised and frustrated. Most thinking creatures are open books. Those with secrets keep them by staying away.

I considered Barate Algarda. He sat there like a big, numb zombie wannabe.

A loving father. And a thug. A bonebreaker for his child. Out to protect a grandchild strange enough to be one of Kip Prose’s crew. ‘‘There is something missing, Old Bones. I have a feeling our easy job is about to get a whole lot darker.’’ Until Algarda I had seen a light edge to everything. Giant bugs were sort of . . .

Those insects ate people, Garrett. There is nothing light about that. And I share with you the sense that there is a darkness gathering. But I cannot identify it. And if it exists in the mind of this man, it is hidden or disguised beyond my capacity to capture.

That had to hurt. Admitting failure was something he did not do.

In retrospective the both of us would feel like fools. We had everything we needed to define the darkness and failed to see it. Because even a trained detective will fail to see what he deems impossible. The Dead Man was blind, too.

There was sorcery and a sorcerer in the thing. Therefore, we decided, it must all revolve around the sorcery.

But we kept after it. I got blisters banging my head against the wall.

‘‘All right. How about we start over? What did Algarda want here?’’

We have determined that. He wanted to make you stop interfering with the Faction. By whatever means necessary. Because that is what the Windwalker wants.

‘‘Why?’’ That was nuts. ‘‘That doesn’t make sense.’’ But in my life nuts turns up all the time.

I cannot extract that and relate it to you in any way that you will understand. This man lives in a universe defined by laws created within his own mind and those close off every avenue I find to get past his protection.

‘‘He’s mad?’’

No. But he lives in his own reality, by his own code. We all do, but this one even more so than you.

He was recovering. He had the needle out.

‘‘I get it. It’s sad. Instead of dealing with the child’s behavior he wants to silence the child’s critics. The child being incapable of doing wrong.’’

I do not think so. Not this time.

That kind of thinking is common on the Hill. And elsewhere, with other powerful families. Algarda’s grandkid could be killing and eating ordinary folks, but the old folks would make excuses, cover up, and commit crimes to make her problems go away.

‘‘I’ve got some more general questions. Like, what’s a Windwalker? I know what a Windsinger is. Kind of a Stormwarden. I saw one call up a baby tornado one time. But I’ve never heard of a Windwalker.’’

A Windwalker uses the wind to carry himself—or herself—through the air. Swiftly. To the point where she would employ her other talents.

‘‘They are real people? Not demons? Not godlings? Not sky elves?’’

Nor even talking parrots.

‘‘And the girl pretending to be a boy business?’’

Based on my long acquaintance with your tribe, this would be a form of hiding from herself. Just for spice, BarateAlgarda believes that at least one of the girls running with the Faction is a boy who wishes he had been born a girl. And dresses accordingly.

‘‘And why not?’’

Be not judgmental.

‘‘What? You’re all right with all that?’’

I am not involved. It is not my place to judge. Nor are you involved, except insofar as the concerned individuals may be involved in what you are supposed to untangle. And we do know that they are inasmuch as they are the creators of the oversize insects.

Not judging. A stand we’d all do well to embrace—where adults are involved. There is nobody more obnoxious than the guy who tells you how to live your life. At sword’s point if you persist in your inappropriate behavior.

There is no need for you to stay awake and torture yourselffor answers, Old Bones sent.I will entertain Mr. Algarda.And he will entertain me. He cannot keep everything from me indefinitely. And, being a lifelong resident of the Hill, he knows where some of the bodies are buried.

‘‘You’re sure?’’ I didn’t want to hit the sheets just yet. There was a fresh keg in the kitchen and I had an arm that needed some exercise.


Barate Algarda was gone in the morning. Sent away with memories adjusted. He should no longer see me as a threat. The Dead Man was surly. His romance with Algarda hadn’t gone the way he wanted.

Old Bones filled me in during the interlude between breakfast and the start of my workday. He’d gotten some interesting stuff.

The harder I worked the more difficult it became to get anything out of that man. I am compelled to express admirationfor whoever prepared him.

‘‘So somebody did know what he would run into here.’’

No. I do not believe that was the case.

«But …»

He was hiding from someone else. Yet he did know your name. I got that much. At some point this evening he heard you mentioned in the context of trespassing in that ruined building. He may have been spying on Lurking Felhske’s employer when Felhske reported.

‘‘But . . .»

That someone appears to have become upset when your name turned up. Which upset Algarda in turn, though he did not know anything about you.

‘‘That makes no sense. I haven’t bothered anyone on the Hill for ages.’’ But Relway did say there was a Hill interest. I don’t think Max has enemies up there who would scuttle his theater. So that would have to be about the bugs.

They consulted oracles and augurs. They were not pleased with the results. Using ‘‘They’’ as the indeterminate pronoun. You have the potential to cause considerable embarrassment.

In normal circumstances there isn’t much embarrassment left over once I’ve dealt me my own share.

True. Time will tell us if there is any rational foundation for their dread. Answer the door.

‘‘I didn’t hear anything.’’

You will.

He was right.

A peek through the peephole showed me a choice selection of the female species. Alyx Weider, Tinnie Tate, and friends, including a peppery blonde I’d never before seen.

Be polite.

‘‘You’re kidding, right?’’ Me, be impolite to beautiful women?

He meant that the new woman was somebody I shouldn’t offend.

You would disappoint Manvil Gilbey if you did. And Gilbey, in his sly, quiet way, is as ferocious as Max Weider if you pop up on his shady side.

You are maturing.

Alyx came in huffing and puffing and spoiling for a fight. She shoved me aside. Heading up the hallway, she snarled, ‘‘What the hell am I paying you for, Garrett?’’

‘‘Zip, last time I checked.’’ I winked at Tinnie. The redhead seemed subdued this morning. There was something on her mind.

‘‘Huh? What?’’

‘‘Zilch. Zero. Nothing. Your daddy is paying me. And I’ve been doing pretty good. The theft and vandalism are over.’’

‘‘You leave that crusted old son of a bitch out of this!’’ I eyeballed the new woman. She had a few years on the others but carried them as though they were just another plus. ‘‘Manners, girl child. And respect for the man who keeps a roof over your head.’’

‘‘I’ll show that son of a bitch some respect!’’

Alyx’s companions got busy tutting and patting and generally trying to calm her down. Except Tinnie. Tinnie had witnessed Alyx’s histrionics for most of Alyx’s life. Tinnie worked her fish-eye on me because I’d dared eyeball the new woman.

I said, ‘‘Don’t waste your time, ladies. Alyx is just practicing her acting.’’ Overacting.

I’d been around Alyx before, too.

I flashed her my disarming boyish grin, then sealed the deal with my raised eyebrow trick.

‘‘You bastard.’’ With most of the energy gone.

‘‘So you were in the neighborhood. And you just decided to stop by and complain. About what?’’

‘‘Our theater, Garrett. You were supposed to clean it up. So the tradesmen could finish their work.’’

‘‘And? You might want to consult Director Relway. Who hasn’t been that happy about me cleaning up those bugs. Likewise, the Outfit in the Tenderloin, because their business has been affected. And, especially, the parents of the kids who created the bugs.’’

‘‘Screw the bugs, Garrett. Get rid of the ghosts. The ghosts are why the workmen won’t work.’’

‘‘Really? What ghosts would those be, Alyx? I didn’t find anybody who said he’d seen a ghost. All I got was guesses that what somebody thought were ghosts was really the bugs making noise in the walls.’’

Alyx wasn’t listening. ‘‘Ghosts, Garrett! Listen to me! There are ghosts! And the workmen are staying away because of them. I want them dealt with.’’

I made a couple of lazy warding signs, then asked the rest of the covey, ‘‘Did she have too much to drink last night? Or did she just get out on the wrong side of the bed this morning?’’

Alyx sputtered. Fetchingly.

She’s one of those women who can’t do anything that doesn’t instantly chunk my mind into a man’s main track. I have to confess, I’ve been heroic in my struggle to maintain my good behavior.

All those witnesses helped, right then. Especially the quiet one.


And that witness, almost as much as the one with the copper hair.

The lovelies restrained themselves. Though it was clear that Bobbi and the new woman had reservations about Alyx’s histrionics.

‘‘Anyone like tea? Or a beer? Got some Arctic Moposko….»

Alyx sputtered again.

The new woman said, ‘‘Alyx, the Moposkos went out of business before you were born. Control yourself.’’ Her calm, emotionless voice reminded me of long-service NCOs in the Corps. And had the same effect.

The blond brat stopped her tantrum.


Keep talking.

‘‘Alyx, sweetie, you need to give me information, not attitude. Why doyou think there’s a ghost problem when nobody else down at the World does?’’ The Dead Man would dig around inside her head while I distracted her. If there was anything in there, he’d find it. Which could be a straight line leading to a crack about a long search.

Unkind thought, Garrett. I do not believe that Max Weider considers his youngest child empty-headed. Overindulged, certainly, however. A weakness on his part. He cannot help himself after all that happened to the rest of his children.

Dean materialized. His appearance had a magical effect. The women turned convivial instantly, Alyx included. The geezer sped me a smug look. Unaware that Old Bones had taken the opportunity to indulge in a little emotional expurgation. Not to mention shameless snooping.

I remember when he bragged about never going where he wasn’t invited. I remember believing him.

I said, ‘‘I’d really like to hear what you have to say, Alyx.’’

The newcomer said, ‘‘She’s upset because the project is behind schedule.’’

Tinnie nodded. As though the contention needed special support.

‘‘I understand that. But why ghosts? And you are? Since none of these fine ladies have bothered with an introduction? Me Garrett.’’

‘‘Me Heather Soames. Manvil Gilbey’s favorite niece.’’

Alyx snickered. Tinnie’s face darkened. Niece must be a euphemism. Which gave me a whole new appreciation for Max’s best pal.

Heather Soames stilled Alyx with a glance. She paid no attention to Tinnie. Tinnie was playing ghost here, herself. «I’m set to become TunFaire’s first female theater manager.»


‘‘Yes. It’ll be tough. But not as tough as if I didn’t have Manvil and Max behind me.’’

No doubt. Not many folks buck Max Weider.

‘‘You’re honest. I like that.’’

‘‘Don’t go getting all droolly, Garrett. She’s taken.’’

‘‘So am I, Alyx.’’ I didn’t look but I hoped that played well. ‘‘Heather. You talk to me about ghosts.’’

‘‘I haven’t seen one. But something is going on. Most of the workmen refused to come in again this morning. And they know the bug problem has been solved.’’

I have enough.

Two minutes later, all looking like they couldn’t remember why they had come by my place, Alyx and her henchwomen—the beautiful Miss Tate included—slipped back out into the weather. Which had improved during their visit. Macunado Street was busy.


When I got back to the Dead Man’s room, I said, ‘‘You want to take a feel around the neighborhood? See if you can spot anything that might be a Lurking Felhske?’’ I’d caught something from the corner of my eye.

A moment later,In the shadow of the stoop, across the street in the downhill direction. Where they always hide when they want to watch this house without being seen themselves.

‘‘That’s the one.’’ The one the neighbors all watch because a lurker means good family entertainment might be about to happen.

There’s a chaotic shimmering. I cannot penetrate it. But that is of minor import. You need to move forward. Find Mr. Tharpe.

‘‘How come?’’

We must take full charge of the security function at the World. Using people we trust.

‘‘Ah. I see.’’ Not really. He isn’t a managerial type. He wants to unravel puzzles, not to get tangled up in mundanity. ‘‘This based on what you learned from the ladies? And what was Tinnie’s problem?’’ If she’d been any more remote, she’d have been invisible.

Women talk about relationships. How they are working. How they are not. Miss Tate has been the butt of considerablepessimistic speculation concerning her most significant relationship.

Uh-oh. Something more to worry about.

I understand that the complications are as much her creationas yours. She recognizes that herself. But she cannot blame herself in front of her friends. They would say she is enabling you by making excuses for your bad behavior.

Definitely not something I wanted nagging me right now. ‘‘Back to the subject. You learned things.’’

Principally from Heather Soames. She has an organized, scholarly mind. She is slightly insane, as well. Miss Weider, on the other hand, is as empty-headed as she appears. Yes, I know. She has her positive attributes. From a young man’s point of view. But you, as you declared earlier, are taken.

‘‘Taken. But not dead. Or blind.’’

The other women, including Miss Tate, have no particular knowledge concerning the World’s troubles. Only Miss Soames and Miss Weider do. Miss Soames is interested in the opportunity the World offers. Miss Weider despairs of it ever coming to fruition.

‘‘She isn’t sabotaging things, is she?’’ I’d seen stranger things.

No. But there seemed to be substance to her ghost story.

‘‘How could she be the only one who . . . ?’’

There have been others. Few with the regular sightings she has experienced, however. It would seem the sightings are of considerable emotional impact. Denying them might be easierthan discussing them.

‘‘Hang on. How would Alyx see them? Max wouldn’t let her go near the World.’’

Max Weider knows only what Max Weider sees. And what Manvil Gilbey chooses to tell him.

‘‘Like that, eh? So. A targeted ghost?’’ In TunFaire most anything can happen. And eventually does.

Based on anomalies in Miss Weider’s memories, it could be that she was hypnotized and told that she saw ghosts. But that seems unlikely.

‘‘That would mean someone close to the Weiders, or who can get close, wants to sabotage the World. I’d agree. Improbable.’’

That is all I can give you. Nothing inside her head looked like a thread begging to be tugged.

‘‘And Heather Soames?’’

Miss Soames is, truly, an interesting mix. Very nearly two people in one body.

‘‘Another one? Let’s fix her up with Barate Algarda. They could be their own extended family.’’

You find me in a charitable mood. I have been handed several worthy puzzles. So I will exercise my benevolenceand stipulate that your observation included amusing elements.

‘‘Score one for Garrett. All right. Give me the gory details on Heather.’’

Miss Soames is determined to develop the soul of a serpent.But she cannot get shot of a soft spot for Manvil Gilbey.Whom she seems to have met the week she started tricking, at a tender age. Who has always treated her with respect, as an equal, not as what she was determined to be.

‘‘So Gilbey is a good guy.’’ No earth-rocking secret wriggling out of the sack, there. ‘‘And, hard as she tries, she can’t help liking him. And can’t make herself work evil on him.’’

In essence.

Because she needed one anchor in the world outside. She had to have somebody out there to care about. And who she could let care about her.

Been there. On the anchor end. For Belinda Contague, psychotic queen of TunFaire’s underworld.

He understands. He is clever in the ways he manipulates Miss Soames. Refusing to let her slide under by placing less destructive alternatives in her path. In such a manner that she cannot refuse without worsening her own concept of who she is.

‘‘I’ve known Gilbey a long time. He wouldn’t waste the time if he didn’t see something worth saving.’’

Just so. And try as she may to trip herself into falling down the well of perdition, the thing Gilbey sees betrays the destructive urge. It compels the other Heather to respond and produce. She has found a passion for the idea of the World. She could be the finest theater manager working— if she steps off the road to hell long enough to give it an honest effort.

Heather Soames would not be the first or even tenth person I’d met who came with a wounded personality, fitting a similar mold. There are droves of them. The cleverest and strongest have learned to hide it. ‘‘Why do so many people get that way?’’

In your species the most common cause is what the child must endure. Especially from their own families.

‘‘Huh?’’ More of that wit on the razor’s edge.

It is the cruelest secret of your race, Garrett. I have seen dozens of generations of your people. I have seen the bleaknessand darkness and despair haunting ten thousand human minds. It would amaze and horrify you to discover how many of your young are maltreated, how often, and how terribly.

‘I’m not sure I can be amazed by human evil.’’ He was right, though. The exploitation of children isn’t uncommon. Nor is it illegal, except in the churchly, moral sense. For some faiths.

I have no direct experience but I’ve known plenty who do. And suspect there are more who just can’t talk about it.

That is true. You see only the surface reality. Exploitation is so common that your people shrug it off as part of growingup. Assuming the victims will forget. And many do, becauseso little is made of what was done to them. But the internal influence never ends.

Now I was uncomfortable. I felt a crusader zeal beginning to bubble down deep inside him. And that was not a crusade I wanted to take on. The cure for that lay in the hands of fanatics like Deal Relway. People who saw in black and white exclusively and would act on what they saw. Change doesn’t come through persuasion. Not in a single lifetime.

I could imagine numerous commonlaw and customary exceptions to any do-gooder law the Crown might hand down. Including the inarguable fact that before your thirteenth birthday you’re legally the property of your parents. Unless you have the stones to run away.

There’s a timeless conflict between what’s right and what’s legal. Laws, most times, get handed down with good intentions. And immediately become cobblestones in the highway to hell. The instant the grand good purpose thuds down, unintended consequences start bubbling up around the edges.

You are a cynical beast.

‘‘It’s the company I keep.’’


Amazing how much sarcasm can be loaded into one supposedly neutral message.

The perverse foibles of your species need not concern younow. Unless the children of the Faction turn out to be productsof abuse. Which could well explain their penchant for sneaking around. Ah! Interesting.

‘‘What now?’’

Another of the company you keep is about to pass across the stage.

‘‘Huh?’’ Master of witty repartee. That’s Mom Garrett’s ever-lovin’ blue-eyed baby boy. ‘‘Tinnie came back?’’ I was in a mood for that. In a mood, lately, for having the redhead underfoot most of the time.

Pular Singe, in damp street clothes, stuck her snoot through the doorway briefly. She didn’t say anything. She wore a chagrined look, near as a ratperson can. She went on, not in silence, raising an angry racket climbing the stairs.

‘‘Did I miss something?’’

No doubt. That is another of your master-level skills.

At least he was awake at a time when his minds might come in handy.

She spent last night away from home.

‘‘Ouch!’’ I turned into a worried father in two seconds flat.

Again, you need not be concerned. She did nothing to worry you. She did nothing but disappoint herself. And be forcefully reminded that she is not human. And, therefore, less prone to be victimized by the vagaries of romance.

‘‘I’ll take your word.’’ Provisionally. But that world out there is overrun with guys just like I used to be. Some might even be ratmen.

Lucky for Singe, ratmen aren’t interested unless they’re close to a ratwoman in season. And a determined ratwoman can avoid that through judicious use of pharmaceuticals.

Of course, a ratman of a mind also has the option of injudicious use of pharmaceuticals.

Me and my baby girl maybe ought to have a talk about the kind of guys she’s going to run into now that she’s almost growed.

Old Bones was over there trying not to laugh out loud.

‘‘I’m not ready to be daddy to a litter of ratpeople pups, Chuckles. Not to mention, Dean would quit on us if we had ratbrats underfoot.’’

But he does not mind cats.

‘‘No. The racialist. Well, species-ist, I guess.’’

I could feel him regretting being too dead to break out in belly-busting laughter.

I went to have a look outside. Sourly.

The weather had gone the direction opposite my mood.

Good. I wouldn’t freeze completely once I got out there.


First stop I visited Mr. Jan. My family have bought clothing from him for generations. Half each of two different generations, anyway. Mr. Jan might fix me up with a new coat.

I took my time getting there. People were watching. I didn’t want to add any excitement to their days.

Mr. Jan had been issued to the tailoring trade from its First Chief Directorate of Stereotypes. He was a skinny little old guy whose war service must have happened in the first half of the last century. He shone on top, had bushy white on the sides, white mustaches but no beard. And a persistent accent that made me wonder if he might not have avoided the war altogether. Age hadn’t blunted his mind. He recognized me although I hadn’t been in since my move to Macunado Street.

He asked what I’d been doing while he laid out choices in coat styles. I gave him the high points, none of which sent an eyebrow up a fraction of an inch. Nothing outside Mr. Jan’s world could be as dramatic as the tribulations of the tailoring trade. He did manage an occasional well-timed, unenthusiastic grunt to let me know he was listening.

I wasn’t focused on old adventures, either. I was trying to figure out how to make my tails collide so I could watch the fur fly.

Seeing me underwhelmed by the choices, Mr. Jan said, ‘‘You’re the man for a new kind of all-weather coat we’re thinking about doing. My son Brande brought back a sample from a trading trip he made with friends from the war.’’ The old man cast furtive glances around. Brande and his Army buddies must have had the good fortune to have a few tons of surplus weaponry fall into the hold of a ship that they then quickly took beyond the reach of Karentine law. Where they could enjoy the benefit of a profit margin with a tiny underside.

There’s a lot of that going around. The markup between wholesale and retail is just too seductive.

Mr. Jan told me, ‘‘This example will be tight on a man with your shoulders. But you’ll get the idea.’’ The coat he brought out looked like light brown tent canvas. ‘‘This would be the summer weight. Waterproof. There’s a button-in winter lining. They wear these in Kharй, where it rains all the time.’’

I recalled the name. Vaguely. From a long time ago. Stories about rain and fog.

He was right about the fit. But I liked the coat after I saw it in a mirror. ‘‘You’ve sold me, Mr. Jan. When you make it, pretend I’m some kind of street magician.’’

‘‘You want hidden pockets?’’

‘‘Lots. Big and small. Put some in the liner, too.’’

‘‘How long do you want it to hang? To the knee is the style in Kharй, but their weather isn’t as fierce as ours.’’

‘‘Mr. Jan, you’re the coat maker. Use your own judgment.’’

‘‘I’ll need to take measurements.’’

‘‘Do your worst, foul fiend. Oh, I need something temporary, too.’’

‘‘I expect I’ll have something used that will do,’’ he said. Ignoring my jest. After numerous measurements, carefully noted on reusable vellum, he asked, ‘‘How is your mother?’’ In a cautious, tentative way. My answer meant more than he wanted me to guess.

‘‘She’s gone, Mr. Jan. Some time ago. She had no will to go on after Mikey died.’’

The war with Venageta had been on for generations. People just assumed they would lose some of their male kinsmen. My mother lost her father, her husband, and two brothers. And remained unbroken. But she gave up after Mikey went down.

That hurt. Secretly. I’ve never convinced myself that my death would have triggered as intense a response.

‘‘Sorry I brought it up.’’

‘‘You didn’t know.’’

‘‘Goes to show how long it’s been.’’

‘‘You make this coat as good as the last one . . .’’ I stopped. I didn’t want to suggest that I expected his product to outlive him.

‘‘I won’t see you again after you pick it up. I understand the commercial implications. There are coats out there that my grandfather made. And Jan trousers even older. We’re less about fashion than value and durability. There. That should do it.’’

‘‘How’s business been since the war ended?’’

‘‘We never depended on military sales. We have plenty of work.’’

‘‘Good. Good. How long till the coat is ready?’’

‘‘Ten days? Probably sooner. Check in after the weekend.’’ He went into the back, then brought out a hideous, multicolored rag I wouldn’t have been caught dead in if it weren’t for the weather. ‘‘This is the only thing I’ve got that’s big enough. Try to bring it back in one piece.’’

‘‘Every crook in town will want to take it away from me.’’

Mr. Jan just stared. The First Chief Directorate doesn’t issue them with a sense of humor.

‘‘Look, once I leave you’ll likely be visited by somebody who wants to know what I wanted. Whatever they want to know, go ahead and tell them.’’

That made the old man frown. Had we been out of touch so long that he didn’t know what I do?

He’d get the idea soon enough.

I left a generous deposit.


My whole life I’ve suffered from a compulsion to tug the king’s beard. The temptation has gotten to me more times than I care to recall.

Natty as all hell, I left Mr. Jan’s place fighting an impulse to go throw an arm across the shoulder of one of the guys following me. Just to mess with him. And with any other watchers.

I resisted. This time.

I moved out slowly so everybody could keep up. I headed for The Palms. Which would amaze no one.

I did not receive the usual hostile reception. I was suspicious immediately.

Sarge seated me in a comfortable chair. Puddle brought tea. Quickly. In a silver tea service. My suspicions deepened. ‘‘What’s going on, Puddle?’’ It wasn’t like them to ignore such a stylish coat.

‘‘I told ’em your head wouldn’t be turned by no tea.’’

‘‘Nor by manners. That just makes me wonder where they’ve been for the last ten years.’’

Sarge said, ‘‘I don’t know about Morley, Garrett. But I ain’t known you dat long.’’

‘‘The question stands. How come you’re being nice?’’


‘‘I know Morley isn’t suffering a conscience attack over the way you guys usually act. So what’s the story?’’ I had a notion. Any time somebody is slimy nice to me it’s because they want a name moved up the waiting list for the three-wheels.

‘‘Da boss has got him a new girlfriend.’’

‘‘Earthshaking news. What’s it been, days and days since the last one?’’

‘‘A while, actually. Ever’ time you turn around, here came another one a’ dem sky elf women, wantin’ some a’ his special.’’

‘‘They aren’t bothering him anymore? That would be disappointing.’’

Sarge looked a little shifty. ‘‘Don’t you figure you about got even by now?’’

‘‘Hey. You’ve had the Goddamn Parrot here all winter. What do you think? Is a hundred years long enough to get even for that?’’

The big slob just laughed. ‘‘Dere ya go, overreactin’ agin. You oughta sign up wit’ one a’ dem actin’ companies. Ye’re so big on da drama.’’

So I’ve heard from a few folks. Who are just fooling themselves.

Morley appeared. He had a big smile pasted on. Which just revealed the sharpness of his teeth.

‘‘Gee! You guys must want something real bad.’’

‘‘Garrett, you have to be the most cynical human being I know.’’

‘‘The key phrase being human being, of course. I can think of a whole list of folks more cynical and manipulative than me. But they’ve all got a little nonhuman in them somewhere.’’

He did not stop smiling. ‘‘What did you want?’’ Implying that I wouldn’t be seen around The Palms unless I wanted something.

‘‘Just putting you on the spot with the guys following me around.’’

His smile vanished. ‘‘We could put a sign out. Invite them in. Help build the business.’’

‘‘So we’ve pranced around. Now what?’’

‘‘You go first. What do you want?’’

‘‘Just to put my dogs up. On the way down to the World. To find out why Alyx Weider insists it’s haunted when nobody else sees any ghosts.’’

‘‘Going to bullshit a master bullshitter?’’

‘‘How’s this, then? I want to leave a message for Saucerhead. He’s never home anymore. You’re likely to see him before I do.’’ I don’t know what it is with Tharpe. He’s no born-again vegetarian but he likes The Palms. ‘‘The Dead Man has work for him. He’s having trouble recalling who the senior partner is again.’’


‘‘Where can I find me a gypsy necromancer? I could settle the ghost business in a minute with a professional.’’

‘‘Now we’re getting somewhere.’’

‘‘I thought that up on the spot. I was telling the truth about wanting to put my feet up. I haven’t been getting enough exercise.’’

‘‘You never did.’’

‘‘Your turn. How come the nice show? Give it to me straight. I can take it.’’

‘‘It isn’t that big a thing.’’

It was that big a thing.

‘‘We want to borrow Singe. For a tracking job.’’

Aha. ‘‘Singe is a free agent. Go over to the house and ask if she wants the work.’’

‘‘We were hoping you could intercede on our behalf.’’

‘‘Of course you were.’’

‘‘You know she won’t lift a paw if you don’t give her the go-ahead.’’

‘‘Then when you go see her be sure to tell her I said it’s all right by me.’’ I struggled to keep a straight face.

Morley gave me the fish-eye. Wondering if I realized that he didn’t want to talk to Singe where the Dead Man might take a gander at the circus inside his head. He decided I was smart enough to see it.

I said, ‘‘Of course I am. It’s my only joy in life.’’


‘‘I’m a major pain.’’

‘‘You got that right.’’

‘‘You thought of a gypsy necromancer?’’ He knows everybody on the underbelly of society. I know a few myself but am intellectually allergic to the region of the beast’s belly where the parasites practice the sorcery trades.

‘‘Belle Chimes.’’

I managed a credible impression of a bass out of water. Mouth moving but producing no sound till, ‘‘You’re kidding.’’

‘‘Probably not a real name.’’

‘‘You think?’’

‘‘I’ve never met the guy. He’s way on the down low. He has a reputation like yours. Straight arrow in a sleazy racket. Better dressed, though.’’

‘‘Thank you. I think. The coat’s a loaner.’’

‘‘Of course it is. You’re Mr. Style.’’

‘‘You saw what your guys did to my good coat.’’

He couldn’t argue with that. He said, ‘‘Go to a tavern called the Busted Dick.’’ He offered an approximate location in the Tenderloin. ‘‘Buy yourself a beer. Talk to a barkeep named Horace. Tell him you need to talk to Bill about last week’s D’Guni tournament. Buy yourself another beer. If they decide you don’t look like a bonebreaker from the Hill or a ringer on the Director’s payroll, they might hook you up.’’

‘‘I’m not looking for a vampire.’’

‘‘A vampire might be an easier find. They don’t have Hill folks wanting to exterminate them.’’

‘‘I’m out of here, then.’’ Getting up and getting gone before he could nag me about Singe again.

If he was desperate enough he’d turn up at the house, Dead Man or no.


Manvil Gilbey was outside the World when I got there. ‘‘Don’t see you roaming around much anymore.’’

His frown wasn’t encouraging. ‘‘Your efforts haven’t gotten things moving again.’’

‘‘Bugs shouldn’t be a problem anymore. Goofy teenagers, I don’t know. I’m working on the ghosts nobody but Alyx believes in as we speak. How about you? Seen any? No? Hey, I met your niece, Heather. Seems to have a good head for business.’’

That didn’t improve his mood.

‘‘No worries. I’m a one-woman man these days.’’

‘‘Getting ready to settle down?’’

He meant to be sarcastic.

‘‘Maybe. Not sure the other half of the equation is, though.’’

‘‘And you’ll never know if you don’t come up with the guts to ask.’’

‘‘Voice of experience?’’

‘‘Lots. Long time.’’

‘‘So. Again. What’s your take on the ghost business?’’

‘‘I think they’re there. I think somebody besides Alyx has seen them. But they don’t want to admit it. No telling why. I think ghosts are why the workmen have been staying away. In this town it could all be just business. Somebody who wants to keep us out of the theater game maybe hired a sorcerer. Because once we’re serving our beers in our theaters we’ll have a huge competitive advantage.’’

Meaning that the Weider brewing empire wouldn’t supply competing theaters. And Weider is the main source of liquid refreshment in commercial quantities.

I didn’t dismiss that, silly as it sounded when it plunked down in the light of day. Raw capitalism goes on all the time.

‘‘There was anybody whose head had that kink, I’m sure you’d know his name, rank, and pay number.’’

‘‘Guess what, Garrett? You got rung in because Max and Ican’t put a face on that somebody.’’

‘‘I’ll figure it out,’’ I promised. ‘‘One way or another.’’

‘‘Or die trying?’’

‘‘I don’t love you guys that much. You found out anything useful here?’’

‘‘That it’s possible the workmen are scared of something nastier than ghosts. Something about spooky music. Nobody wants to talk about that, either.’’

‘‘Smells like a protection racket trying to move in. But I dealt with that already.’’

‘‘And nobody is asking for anything. The purpose of a protection scheme is to extort money. Isn’t it?’’

‘‘You’d think. You going to be around? I’ve got something to do. But I’ll be right back.’’

‘‘I’ll be here. Though all I can do is look for proof that somebody lied.’’

‘‘Whatdid they tell you?’’ I hadn’t yet seen anybody who looked like a workman.

‘‘The ones who did show up are staying out of sight. They don’t want to be seen.’’

‘‘Gilbey, you, me, Max, and every idiot on the payroll here survived the war. That should’ve taught them how to deal with fear.’’

‘‘These are construction guys, Garrett. They did their time in construction companies. If they got into fights it was because the combat battalions didn’t do their job.’’

‘‘Fire some of the people who aren’t showing up. I’ll find replacements. They might not be as skilled but they won’t run away. Hire the real guys back later, after they’ve gotten intimate with the terrors of unemployment. For now, I’m going looking for a specialist who can help us with the ghost business.’’

I headed into the Tenderloin, pursuing Morley’s instructions. I assumed I was being followed despite a lack of evidence.

I was concerned about Morley. He has a gambling problem. He’d had it controlled for a while. I hoped he still did. It isn’t pretty when he weakens. The debts pile up, triggering ticks and irrational behaviors as he tries to get out from under.

He’d shown that style of anxiety during my visit. And was way too friendly.

Being a natural born paranoid cynic, I feared my best pal was betting on the water spider races again.


The Busted Dick wasn’t hard to find. Though the sign out front didn’t help. In timeworn paint it showed dice, domino tiles, and a tumble of noodles or sticks.

The tumble turned out to represent a game in which skinny sticks with writing on them are shaken in a jar, then tossed onto a tabletop. Not a game common in Karenta.

There’s a kind of fortune-telling that uses little sticks. I’d never seen that, either.

I went inside. It was your standard low-end dive. Six small tables, each attended by several rickety chairs, lined the right-hand wall. None were occupied. The bar was to the left, with ten wobbly stools. It had been something special in an earlier century. Two stools were occupied. Three empties stood between them. Neither professional drinker seemed aware of the other. Both, however, took a moment to glance at me and be impressed by my borrowed coat.

I invited myself aboard the center of the ’tween stools. It had been polished by thousands of dissolute heinies. ‘‘Beer.’’ I laid down a small silver piece. That would keep the cold barley soup coming. ‘‘Good beer.’’

They would have a special keg reserved.

A generous mug materialized. Its contents were drinkable.

My change reflected the quality of my purchase.

The Busted Dick must get a few up-class drop-ins, using it as a way station when sneaking toward or away from the Tenderloin.

I pushed a copper back to the barman. He nodded his appreciation. I doubt my companions ever tipped. I relaxed, enjoyed the barley nectar.

No local barman made anything that fine in a thirty-gallon tub in a room in back. The small guys don’t have the patience to do the water right. They don’t boil it long enough; then they don’t fine all the chunks out. They don’t have time. They can’t store and age their product. They’ve got to turn it over.

I raised my mug. ‘‘I need a refill.’’ Like a serious drinker.

My flanking competitors hadn’t raised their mugs twice between them while I drained mine.

Having delivered the new trooper, made change, and pocketed his tip, the barman failed to go back to cleaning mugs, which seems compulsory whenever they’re not separating a customer from his cash.

He leaned back and waited for my pitch.

It was obvious that I wasn’t some derelict who had wandered in looking to build a quick buzz. My coat gave me away.

I enjoyed half my second mug before I asked, ‘‘You know Horace?’’

‘‘Why do you want to know?’’

‘‘Because I need to talk to a guy named Horace who works at the Busted Dick. A name I’d like explained almost as much as I’d like to connect with Horace.’’

‘‘A busted dick is the worst possible throw of the sticks in the game of points. Like snake-eyes, shooting craps. Only worse. I take it you’re not a points player.’’

‘‘I never heard of it. From context, I’d guess it’s a gambling game.’’

‘‘You catch on quick. It came from Venageta. Prisoners of war brought it back. I’ve never figured it all out. The rules go on and on. There’re thirty-six sticks. They have symbols on all four sides and the ends are colored. None of them are the same. You shake them in a jar, then dump them out. There’s a million ways they can fall. Come in some night, there’ll be games at every table. Used to be dominoes. Them that gets into the game get into itseriously . The only reason they aren’t at it now is, we don’t let them in till nighttime. On account of, everybody’s got to get some sleep sometime.’’


‘‘There a reason?’’

‘‘Yeah. He can put me in touch with my old Army buddy, Belle Chimes.’’

The barman’s eyes narrowed. He glanced past me, toward the door. He was caught in the forked stick of the underground economy. You’re there, you need customers. But you can’t know for sure who they are when they come round jingling silver. Sometimes not until it’s too late.

I could be some guy sent out from the Al-Khar to fish for people looking to cut costs and corners by hiring uncertified specialists.

Same trap is right there waiting for the consumer.

‘‘I can probably get you in touch with Horace. What would you want with this Bill?’’

‘‘Weider Brewing is building a theater a little ways from here. Some of the workmen say the site is haunted. I hear tell Belle can maybe help me find out if that’s true.’’

The barman stared over my shoulder.

I finished my beer. ‘‘I could use a refill.’’

That stirred him. He took my mug to the quarter keg filled with the good stuff. He brought it back full. So distracted that he forgot to take my money. He said, ‘‘The loo? Back there. Through that door. Take your beer with you. Unless you want it to disappear while you’re gone.’’

He did take my money then.

So much for him being rattled.

I took my beer.

The loo wasn’t. As I’d expected. For places like the Busted Dick the jakes is just the alley out back.

The barman joined me. ‘‘Be quick. Those two will drain the taps.’’ He kept a foot inside so the door wouldn’t close all the way. He could duck back in and leave me holding my own if he wanted. Or he could see his clients if an impulse toward larceny brought them back to life.

‘‘I told it. I’ve got a purported ghost problem. I need an expert without conflicting motives to check it out. To tell me if it’s true. And how to cope with it if it is. And to tell me why people think it’s true if it isn’t. I’ll pay a reasonable fee for the service.’’

I was impatient. But I knew the romance was necessary.

You don’t find independently operating sorcerers hanging out on street corners. Folks on the Hill have no qualms about getting lethal while enforcing their monopoly. But they won’t come out to back up your everyday kind of guy. Somebody like Mom Garrett’s blue-eyed baby boy. For a freelance you have to find a winner in the birth lottery who got a load of talent but no ability whatsoever to play well with others.

I exaggerate, but we all know those people. Reeking with genius. Dripping talent. And completely incapable of sustaining a personal relationship. With almost as much trouble keeping a job.

Careful, Garrett. Sounds a little autobiographical.

‘‘This ghost problem. Where would it be again?’’

‘‘Hop, skip, and a jump. The World. The theater the Weider Brewery is building.’’

‘‘It’s farther than that. But not much. Let’s go back inside. You buy another beer. I’ll ask my dad if he knows somebody who can help you.’’ He pulled on the door.

We got back to the bar in time to save one of the professional drunks from suffering a severe moral lapse. He was just fixing to slide behind the bar, empty mug dreaming of a refill. Caught, he faked a stumble, then headed on back to the jakes.

The barman filled me up. ‘‘I’ll be right back. Keep them honest.’’ He hit what looked like a skinny pantry door at the back end of the bar. An equally narrow stairway lay behind that. He had to go up with his shoulders turned slightly sideways.

The width of the stairs dated the structure. There’d been a time, a hundred fifty years back, when TunFaire’s dwarf and ogre populations were very restless. Neither species would be narrow enough to climb that stair.

I’d have real trouble myself.

If the barman ditched me by sneaking out a back way, I’d serve beer on the house.

A little old man pushed through the stairway door. He was maybe five feet tall. He’d been taller in the long ago, but the weight of time had bent him over and had shrunk him. He had what the old folks call a widow’s hump. He was a shiny chestnut color. I saw nothing to suggest any actual kinship with the barman, who came out the stairway door a moment later.

The little old man shuffled over. ‘‘Who you looking for?’’

‘‘Belle Chimes. Friend of mine says he can give me advice about D’Guni racing.’’

He frowned. ‘‘Here’s some, now. Don’t do it.’’ Hard to tell about that frown, though, looking downhill into that nest of wrinkles. ‘‘Who told you to see him about the bug races?’’

I didn’t want to give Morley up. But his name might be the password.

A freelance sorcerer might have a different name for every shill he had referring trade. ‘‘Morley Dotes. I don’t know where he got the name.’’

‘‘Who was you supposed to talk to when you got here?’’ I told him what Morley told me.

The old man took a deep breath, stuck one shaky old hand back over the bar. The barman brought a brown briar walking stick up from somewhere down below. The old man took it. ‘‘Let’s walk, boy.’’

‘‘All right.’’ I held the door for him, going out to the street.

The old man got more spry as soon as the door closed. He headed for the World. Not exactly smoking fast, but without the shuffle. ‘‘Talk to me about money, boy.’’

‘‘Some could end up coming your way.’’

‘‘No shit. I’ll retire to my own vineyard on the slopes of Mount Kramas.’’ He referenced the mythical mountain where the grapes are so perfect only the gods themselves are allowed to drink what comes of letting their juice rot.

My doubts about the man’s credentials as a sorcerer faded before we got to the World. When we arrived he was twenty years younger and four inches taller. And moved with corresponding ease and grace. And was miffed because I didn’t ooh and aah over his transformation.

I’d run into masters of illusion before. Hell, I’m halfway engaged to one particular redheaded mistress of illusion.

Tinnie got into the mix because she and Alyx Weider’s girl gang had turned up while I was off recruiting. Alyx and Heather were harassing poor Manvil Gilbey.

My new friend became ten years younger, fast, while making little purring sounds of appreciation. ‘‘There might be a perk or two here, after all.’’

‘‘Just stay away from the redhead.’’


‘‘And taken.’’


I told Gilbey, ‘‘There’re some ragged potato sacks over there. One of the dead guys was using them to keep warm.’’

‘‘Figuring on swapping them out for that coat? Where did you get that thing?’’

‘‘No. I thought you might help me stuff Alyx into one.’’

‘‘I’m about ready.’’ Gilbey was out of patience with Alyx.

I couldn’t figure what her problem was. She was a long step past the usual. Maybe she was trying to impress old Belle. Now insisting on being called Bill.

Poor Alyx. Bill wrote her off two minutes after they met. Beauty can take a girl just so far—especially if she’s only one of a posse of smoking-hot females and the rest all come equipped with manners.

Bill went to work. Or so he said. He ambled on inside the World.

I cut my sweetie out of the pack. ‘‘How come you guys are down here? And how come you’re all the time running with this bunch instead of being over at the manufactory busting that sweet patootie to make me rich?’’

‘‘Why, Mr. Garrett! I do declare! You say the most romantical things. You in your fancy coat. You who could be over there making your own self rich.’’

‘‘I just can’t help being romantic when I’m around you. My brain turns to mush. I drool. And the most absurd things—’’

‘‘Quit while you’re ahead, Malsquando.’’ Referring to a legendary lover of ages past. He’d even seduced the queen. And her daughter. And her son, according to some. The king hadn’t been pleased. It’s not a good idea to piss off the king if you haven’t seduced him, too.

‘‘I quit.’’ I’m no fast learner with some of this stuff. But pain is a fine teaching tool. Tinnie has been plying that one for a long time. She’s almost got me broken in.

‘‘Come here, Malsquando.’’

Good little doggie, I heeled and trotted after.

She turned on me as soon as we were safe from eyewitnesses.

I didn’t even have to apologize for something I didn’t know I did.

I came up for air about ten years later, panting and speaking in tongues. But feeling a certain pride of workmanship. My favorite redhead was thoroughly disheveled and fighting for breath herself. She gasped, ‘‘So where have you been lately?’’

I’m so smart. I have skills I haven’t even used yet. I made dead sure nothing left my mouth that even remotely sounded like words. Words are treacherous. They could clump together to offer some silly notion about me having been in exile because of the quirks of somebody who wore her hair big, long, and criminally red.

When you’re the guy in the couple that includes one of those women, you’re right there at the end of the rainbow. But you pay for it. You’re always in the wrong.

‘‘Will you kids quit snogging long enough to get something accomplished, here?’’

Manvil Gilbey had found us. And was not happy to see us preoccupied by trivia.

Heather Soames was right behind Gilbey. And looked like she envied us our distraction.

Manvil told me, ‘‘If you can drag yourself away, Bill is back. He says he needs to talk to you. He seems rattled.’’

Uh-oh. That didn’t sound like anything I wanted to hear.

Bill had reacquired most of the years he’d shed coming over from the Busted Dick. He radiated grim seriousness. He reached up and took me by the elbow, eased me away from the crowd. I steeled myself for a sales pitch.

‘‘What’s the story, Bill? And how much is it going to cost me?’’

Naturally suspicious right down to my brittle little toe-nails, I even wondered if Bill might not be the one haunting the World. Just to provide himself some employment. Which wasn’t rational thinking.

He said, ‘‘My profession brings out the cynic in clients like no other. They come crawling, desperate because they don’t know where to turn. But then they can’t trust me to do what they need to have done.’’

Had he been following me around, making notes?

‘‘So, tell me the horrid news, Bill. How much special equipment and how many specialist sorcerers from the underground economy am I gonna need to deal with this?’’

‘‘Your cynicism spring is wound too tight, boy. Hear me out before you decide you’re being scammed.’’

I have been known to accept good advice when I hear it. ‘‘My lips are sealed. For the moment.’’

‘‘Excellent. Here goes. There’s something down there.’’ He wagged a finger. ‘‘Uh-uh. You’ll learn more with your mouth shut.’’

More good advice. Given me on a regular basis by various associates. Especially the big guy at home. I’ll get it someday. ‘‘Go.’’

‘‘Excellent. Again. There’s something down there. It’s big. It’s alien. And it’s ugly. It’s still a long way from being wide awake. It considers the world its nightmare. Your bug makers disturbed it. The bugs are still disturbing it. Bugs that it may have helped dream. Yes. There are a lot of bugs down there. Thousands. Still. Probably feeding on the thing. Something beyond my knowledge. Or maybe anyone else’s.’’

Oh no! Hang on! This time was supposed to be simple. Deal with some bugs. Stop some sabotage. A couple days of easy work for a bucketful of gold.

‘‘How would that tie into ghosts?’’

‘‘Susceptible minds might think they saw ghosts if their obsessions reflected off the dreams of the thing down below.’’

I grasped what he meant because I live with a dead Loghyr. I didn’t like it. Nor did he convince me, really. ‘‘Any idea what it is?’’

‘‘No. But there’s precedent for ancient horrors wakening.’’

‘‘Of course. Suggestions?’’

‘‘Keep people away. Find experts. Do research. Look through ancient records.’’

I sighed as vistas of work expanded before me.

I beckoned Gilbey. ‘‘Come on over here. You need to hear this.’’ I told Bill, ‘‘He does. He’s the money.’’ I told Gilbey, ‘‘You’ll love this.’’

Gilbey listened. He didn’t interrupt. Bill expanded on what he’d told me. Gilbey said, ‘‘First step, identify the threat. Determine the extent and magnitude.’’


Gilbey looked at me. ‘‘I blame you for this.’’


‘‘If we’d sent anybody but you, it would’ve been over after those Bustee kids got rounded up.’’

He was joking. I didn’t feel it. It did seem like this stuff happened to me all the time. ‘‘Yeah. Well, I did take care of them. I can follow up with the Guard and the Outfit, if you want.’’

‘‘The Outfit?’’

‘‘The Chodo family enterprise. The Combine. The Syndicate.’’

‘‘I know who you mean. Why bring them up?’’

‘‘They’re very territorial. The World is at the edge of their territory. It ought to spin off a demand for secondary entertainment. Which would be why you haven’t heard from them. Chodo and Belinda understand business better than most people.’’

‘‘We’re going to help them get better, too?’’

‘‘A fair dinkum, I’d bet. Anyway, they don’t allow competition. And no freelancing on their patch. You’re safer down here than you’d be anywhere but the Dream Quarter.’’

Gilbey grunted. ‘‘So there are several things going on.’’

‘‘Yeah.’’ Seems to be my fate. ‘‘Like this. Looks like. You decided to build a theater. To anchor a chain. But you picked a spot where something ancient and unpleasant is buried way down deep. The enterprise attracted wannabe gangsters from the Bustee.’’

‘‘And the bugs?’’

‘‘Teenagers. Psychotically brilliant kids, mostly off the Hill. They found a secret place to indulge some strange hobbies. The bugs they made got loose. Besides getting up here to the surface, they went down and irritated whatever it is that’s buried down there.’’

I was cooking. Who needed the Dead Man to work this stuff out?

Gilbey asked a trick question. It wasn’tthe trick question but it was a good one. At that point I had only a glimmer of the key question myself. ‘‘What are you going to do about it?’’

‘‘That’s the big one. It’ll take some thought. Right now, recruit a gang of thugs and take complete control here. Then find out why the workmen won’t show up when jobs are so scarce. Maybe go down under to look around. If the sulfur I left burning hasn’t made the air unbreathable down there.’’

‘‘That’ll take time.’’

‘‘Everything takes time. Even taking time. The impossible especially takes a little longer. Here’s what you can do. Tell your construction foremen I want their men here tomorrow. Or they can kiss their jobs good-bye.’’

‘‘We don’t operate that way, Garrett.’’

‘‘Why not?’’

‘‘We’d rather look out for our people.’’

‘‘They know that. Right? So, you talk this way, they know you’re serious. Bill. Suggestions?’’

Belle—Bill—was looking a little younger. ‘‘Before anything else, you need to tell me what you want to accomplish.’’

‘‘We’re building a theater. Shooting for an early spring opening date. We’ve had problems. Vandalism. Theft. Giant bugs. And the haunting I brought you over to check out. The theft and vandalism have been dealt with. I used to think we had the bug problem licked, too.’’

Using a slick redhead’s slide, Tinnie eased in close, inside my left arm, while I was talking to Bill and Gilbey. ‘‘You were way too optimistic about that, Malsquando.’’ She pointed.

Up where the roof sheathing should start going on soon, a brace of foot-long blue beetles decorated the World, glistening in the afternoon sun. Something the size of a small terrier perched up top, between naked rafters, wearing big antennae. It sparkled in the sunlight, too. I couldn’t make out the color. Black or dark brown, and very shiny. ‘‘All right. I got way ahead of myself.’’

The neighborhood had been quiet. Today. Enough for me to make out the chatter of a sizable group headed my way.

That turned out to consist of Morley Dotes, Singe, Saucerhead, and several of Morley’s troops. I’d asked Morley to find Tharpe. I told Manvil and Bill, ‘‘Let me talk to these guys.’’ Noting the wench pack starting to size Morley up already.

How does he do that? Get them breathing faster just by showing up.

‘‘Saucerhead. Great. I need you to run security here. Round yourself up five guys you trust, then keep everybody who don’t belong here out of the place.’’

Tharpe’s mouth opened and closed several times before he asked, ‘‘How will I know who belongs?’’

‘‘We’ll work that out after you pull a crew together.’’ He knew where to find the right kind of people.


‘‘I’ve got the brewery behind me. As long as people drink beer we’ll get paid.’’

Saucerhead glanced around. He recognized Gilbey. That made my case. ‘‘That’ll do.’’ He headed out without another word.

I faced Singe. ‘‘And what are you up to?’’

‘‘Freelancing. For Mr. Dotes.’’

‘‘I see.’’ I glanced at the sky. ‘‘Are you dressed warm enough?’’ I had a notion what was up. That might take a good, long time. If Singe could find a track at all after the weather we’d been having.

She gave me the kind of look an adolescent does after that kind of question. And added a big rat sneer at my coat.

‘‘All right. You’re a big girl.’’ I told Morley, ‘‘Don’t get her into any tight places.’’ And strained hard not to start moralizing about bounty-hunting somebody who’d never done anything to him personally.

‘‘More bugs,’’ Gilbey said. He pointed. A huge walking stick had appeared up top. It was big enough for me to make out its head rolling right and left, checking the blue beetles. It decided they looked tasty. It charged. Something I’d never, in my limited experience, seen a normal walking stick do. They usually move slow, or just wait for dinner to come to them.

The beetles scooted. One lost its grip on the wall. Down it went. The walking stick fell right behind it. The beetle pounded the air desperately with inadequate wings. It survived its collision with cobblestone. The walking stick did not.

Morley and Gilbey alike hustled over for a closer look. I said, ‘‘They just keep on hatching out. I should head over to the Tenderloin, find out if—’’

Miss Tinnie Tate has mastered the secret of bilocation. She was beside me, gouging me in the ribs, before I could finish my thought. Belle gawked, amazed. Though he seemed more taken with Lindy Zhang. Whenever he looked at her he sloughed a half dozen years.

The years came back the moment he looked somewhere else. Somewhere behind me. I turned but didn’t see what had turned him gray at the gills. He pretended nothing had happened. But he looked around some more, marking lines of retreat.

Morley returned. ‘‘You have an interesting one here, Garrett. Not as lethal as usual, but interesting. Good luck. Singe. Time to go.’’

Gilbey approached. He wore a weak smile. ‘‘Ditto, what your friend said. I understand why it’s taking so long. Alyx! Let’s go.’’

‘‘Hang on. I need to talk to her. Alyx! Come here. Godsdamnit, Tinnie, turn it off for two minutes.’’ There are rare moments when enough Tate is just about enough.

‘‘What?’’ Alyx was pouting now.

‘‘Cut the crap. Give me some straight answers. Why do you keep insisting on ghosts here when nobody else sees them?’’

‘‘I see them!’’

‘‘Seen any today?’’


‘‘Where do you see them when you do?’’

She waved a hand behind her, indicating the World. ‘‘Inside.’’

‘‘So. You’ve been coming down here despite your dad’s instructions.’’

She stared at the pavements, for once unready to squabble.

‘‘You have. Bad Alyx.’’

‘‘I just wanted to see how things were going. I talked Daddy into building all this.’’

‘‘The ghosts. You keep insisting.’’

‘‘Damn it, Garrett! I saw them! Every time I ever went down into the part that’s going to be under the stage. That’s where everybody else saw them, too. And sometimes even up on the ground floor.’’

‘‘Who else saw them? I can’t find anybody.’’

‘‘They all quit. Or lie because they don’t want to talk about it.’’

I didn’t get that. Ghosts aren’t common but so much weird stuff happens around this burg that I couldn’t see anybody getting rattled over a spook or two. Unless . . . ‘‘What did you see?’’

‘‘I don’t know. It was just there. All kind of formless. And there was, like, music. Or something. Really faint.’’

Had I not had Bill’s report I would’ve discounted everything Alyx said. As it was, I couldn’t get anything more useful than her stubborn insistence that shehad seen ghosts.

‘‘All right. Go on home with Gilbey. Take the ladies with you.’’ Bill, I noted, had managed to spark a conversation with Lindy. Which he was using to cover his moving continuously to survey the neighborhood.

I had a distinct feeling that Bill had seen a ghost of his own. One that made him extremely nervous. Which just added on to the pile.

I invited myself to interrupt. ‘‘Bill, talk to me some more about what’s going on down there. I really don’t understand.’’


‘‘What now, Malsquando?’’ She was going to beat that dog hairless.

We were alone now. We had the World to ourselves. Discounting the presence of several Relway Runners driven by a need to keep an eye on what was happening. Tinnie had refused to leave with the other women. She insisted that she was smitten by my borrowed coat.

‘‘You don’t want to wear that Malsquando thing out the day you invented it.’’ It irked me for no reason I could pin down.

‘‘Why aren’t you wearing your regular coat?’’

Though she’d stared some, this was the first she’d commented. ‘‘The guys at Morley’s place tore it up fighting over it.’’


‘‘They thought somebody left it behind. It looked halfway decent and didn’t smell too bad.’’

‘‘A found treasure. I meant well, Mal . . . All right. It’s gotten really quiet, hasn’t it?’’

Yes. There was no one else in sight. Except Relway’s guys, at rare moments.

‘‘Why aren’t we up to our ears in gawkers and opportunists?’’

‘‘You want to go inside and poke around?’’

‘‘When reinforcements arrive.’’

‘‘You’d get a better look at everything in there.’’

And there wasn’t much anyone could take from the outside. Not without prying pieces off.

Some word had to be out. Something to the effect that whoever messed with the World could expect to come up missing useful bits.

Itwas the edge of the Tenderloin, where freelancing is seriously discouraged.

Seconds after we got inside I received proof that my redheaded friend was way too subtle for me. She had a good reason for getting in out of the weather.

I should have run for it. But I couldn’t.

Tinnie said, ‘‘I’m getting a lot of pressure from the old folks, Garrett.’’ She paced and twitched, her voice taut and pitched higher than usual.

This wasn’t the Tinnie I was used to. That Tinnie is the personification of self-confidence. I’m the one who panics when personal talk gets personal.

I had a premonition. Here came a time to panic. ‘‘Oh? Yeah?’’ I squeaked, too.

‘‘I’m out of excuses. For everybody. Including me.’’ Her voice kept going higher.

‘‘So . . . Uh . . . What do you think?’’ I shoved my hands into the back of my pants. She didn’t need to see them shaking.

‘‘Uh . . . I think . . .’’ Her voice was up there in mouse talk range. ‘‘We’re grown-ups.’’

‘‘So we ought to be able to act like grown-ups.’’

That didn’t come out smoothly.


‘‘Grown-ups manage this stuff all the time.’’

‘‘Every day.’’

Both of us could hear dozens of absent voices muttering that our behavior was worse than juvenile.

Tinnie went on. ‘‘And we are grown-ups. Aren’t we?’’

‘‘Have been for years and years. Though some would argue.’’

‘‘People years younger than us manage perfectly well.’’

‘‘They do, don’t they? And we’re professionals. We’ve dealt with tough people and tougher situations.’’

Talking all around the central issue. Not getting to the heart but relaxing the defenses a little, here and there.

It went on. The consensus was, we couldn’t just keep on keeping on. There were people in our lives. Something had to give. But the risks were huge.

‘‘Am I interrupting?’’

‘‘Bill! I thought you went back to the tavern.’’

‘‘I did. Then I had a thought. On the house. Because about a dozen of those giant bugs are running around out there, even in this weather. Which means the problem could get really awful when the weather turns warm. If everything isn’t straightened out by then.’’

Tinnie seemed more relieved than aggravated by the interruption. Though the subject still had to be addressed. Soon.

I said, ‘‘You could give me more information about what’s going on down there, then.’’

‘‘I could. If I had anything. I can’t without going down there to look.’’

I could arrange that. I didn’t tell him out loud.

He might have read my mind. ‘‘Find yourself a real, legal expert. Not a necromancer, either.’’

I didn’t press. I knew where to find Bill. He was thinking that, too. And regretting it, maybe.

He said, ‘‘That’s what I wanted to tell you. That whatever is down there, it’s so ugly that you need to get a really big stick onto it. Fast. Before it really wakes up.’’

He regretted having come back. But something wouldn’t let him just cut me loose.

He wasn’t shaking now. He had been when he’d first come back outside, earlier.

It might be a good idea to take the evidence to the self-proclaimed experts after all.

I glanced at Tinnie.

I could use some expert help over there, too.

Back to Bill. I got the impression there was more on his mind. A lot more. Some of it personal. His twitchiness seemed to be the sort that comes when you think somebody is stalking you. Then, too, there must be something he thought I ought to know but couldn’t bring himself to say.

I said, ‘‘The brewery will send a nice fee along to the Busted Dick. With a retainer. So we can call on your expertise again.’’


‘‘A fee you get for keeping yourself available. The brewery has several specialists on retainer. Me among them.’’ My heels clicked hollowly on the floor planking. I heard scratching sounds. ‘‘There’s what’s been spooking our troops.’’ I glanced behind me, past Tinnie, expecting to see a big-ass bug looking for a way to escape the underworld.

I saw a ghost instead, and very, very faintly heard some kind of music.

No other way to put it. I didn’t want it to be, but that was a ghost. Someone I knew was dead. Someone who had been dead for a long time. Swaying to the music.

That was a ghost I’d seen before. As a ghost.

‘‘Garrett? What is it?’’



‘‘See? There? The woman in white?’’ Becoming more real by the second. Smiling. ‘‘The one in the magic painting in my office.’’ The music grew louder by the second, too. And less melodic.

Tinnie wasn’t happy. She didn’t know the whole story about Eleanor, though. Lucky for me. She hadn’t had as much claim on me then.

I was amazed and dismayed that so much emotion still lurked within me. That so much hurt still surrounded that beautiful dead lady.

She smiled as she came toward me, glad to see me, reaching with one delicate, pale hand. Backed by vague music that was turning into half-heard clanking.

‘‘I don’t see anything, Garrett.’’ Just a little put out. Then, ‘‘Oh! Oh, gods! It’s Denny!’’

Bill said, ‘‘You’re both seeing people who had a powerful emotional impact in the past.’’

Tinnie said, ‘‘Uncle Lester.’’

Two more females began to form behind Eleanor. For a moment I thought one was my mother. But she was too young. Kayanne Kronk. My first love, so long ago. The other was Maya, a street gang girl who had grown up to become a serious entanglement—till I ran her off by being the same way with her that I’ve always been with Tinnie. But Kayanne and Maya were both still alive, insofar as I knew. And they didn’t go around accompanied by bad music so soft you had to strain to be irked by it.

Both women faded as soon as I thought that.

Tinnie was distraught. Bill grabbed hold and hustled her out of the theater. I stumbled along behind, ten percent of me clinging desperately to present reality. My brother Mikey had begun to materialize behind Eleanor. Who looked real enough to bite now.

I saw Tinnie’s ghosts, too, but they had no form to my eye.

The light outside helped. ‘‘Bill, that was all inside our heads, wasn’t it?’’ I suspected that because of my long exposure to the Dead Man.

He shrugged. ‘‘You’d think. But I bet if you faced your ghosts long enough they’d come alive on their own.’’

I told Tinnie, ‘‘I begin to see why Alyx was upset. Her ghosts must’ve been her brother and sister. Maybe even her mother.’’ All people whose deaths she’d have no trouble blaming on herself.

Tinnie had nothing to say. She’d gone missing inside herself.


Safely away from Eleanor and Mikey, I thought I understood why people refused to talk about the ghosts. Mine hadn’t been awful. And I see weird all the time. But what would the impact be on people for whom ghosts were the hardware of scary stories? People who had skeletons or heavy guilt in their closets? Which so many do. ‘‘Hey, Bill. Did you see anything in there?’’

‘‘Not this time. I did before. It was hairy. And there was some kind of ghastly music in the distance.’’

‘‘Garrett!’’ Tinnie was as pale as death. She pointed. I expected to see a street full of ghosts.

‘‘Cypres Prose! Get your young ass over here! Now! Your friends, too.’’

Kip Prose had been sneaking along in the shadows on the other side of the street, between two of his Faction friends. One was the chunky kid from the abandoned house. The lover of bugs, Zardoz. The other had been with Kip last time he came past the World.

The youngsters hadn’t expected anybody to come busting out of the theater. Especially not that fierce defender of order and propriety, Mama Garrett’s boy.

All three kids thought about running. Kip decided there was no point. I’d tell his mother. He wouldn’t like what came of that.

Kip came over staring at the ground a yard in front of his feet. His cronies tagged along. The thinner kid was a ringer for Barate Algarda, only younger.

‘‘Kevans and Zardoz, I presume.’’

They weren’t startled. Except Kip, who knew he hadn’t given me information enough to give Kevans away.

‘‘Kip. Why are you down here this time?’’

He wouldn’t meet my eye. ‘‘We left some stuff.’’

‘‘Of course you did.’’ Bugs still wandered around on the outside of the World. ‘‘Kip, I don’t get it. You’ve got stuff to do at the manufactory that ought to keep you busy twenty hours a day.’’ He had a million inventions inside his head. His job was to get them out and explained in a way the rest of us could understand. ‘‘So why the hell are you down here rooting around under a slum with a bunch of goofballs?’’

The redhead jabbed me in the ribs. Just reminding me that I wasn’t Kip’s father.

And wasn’t being smart, disrespecting his friends.

He stopped staring at the pavements. ‘‘What are you doing down here? You could have a real job at the manufactoryor the Weider Brewery. But you’re down here chasing insects and harassing kids.’’

Tinnie chuckled.

Wow. Up on his hind legs and barking back. Which left me speechless.

I do what I do because I don’t want to be a wage slave. I’m doing what I want to do. Usually reluctantly. I’ve got a lot of dog in me. Like most hounds, I don’t want to do anything more than the minimum needed to get by. I’m good at that.

I’m sure my mom and dad are spinning in their graves. Maybe Kip could come up with a clever way to tap that rotational energy.

I could hear my only surviving relative, antique Medford Shale, telling me my main problem is, I’ve never been hungry. If I’d ever been truly hungry, I wouldn’t have all these pussy, wimp-out excuses for not nailing me down a real job.

‘‘You score a couple points. But you’re not exactly following your passion by helping social and emotional cripples off the Hill hammer society by creating a plague.’’ I felt like an idiot as soon as I said that. It wasn’t what I’d meant to say.

‘‘And I’m nothing like them, am I, Mr. Garrett?’’

‘‘All right. I apologize. I was getting emotional. There was no need for that. Stipulated. Your friends aren’t likely to be weirder than Cypres Prose. On the other hand, Cypres Prose doesn’t have family on the Hill who want to get involved in my life. Or who hire people to follow you around.’’


‘‘Tinnie. Can you keep these two entertained while I show Kip what’s going on inside the World?’’

The redhead sneered. Two teenage boys? She’d turn them to jelly, then set them howling at the moon like werewolves lamenting the change.

She didn’t know about Kevans.

I didn’t plan on exposing Kip to the ghosts of the World. I just wanted to shed the audience so I could give him the word about Lurking Felhske. I’d forgotten how sensitive he was, back when we’d been involved with the sky elves who’d helped spark his mechanical genius.

I told him, ‘‘Most of your friends are from the Hill. Some have big personal problems. You’ve got a girl who pretends she’s a boy. You’ve got a boy who wants to be a girl. You’ve got somebody who’s so interested in you that they’ve hired the slickest assassin in TunFaire to follow you around.’’ All right. I exaggerated. Lurking Felhske might not be a high-powered lifetaker. But I’d dealt with Kip before. You have to get his attention. ‘‘You’ve got somebody who’s so interested in what you’re doing that they’ve even tried leaning on Colonel Block. Any idea who that might be?’’

He had none. Nor did he believe me.

He did show more than sullen interest, though. ‘‘I know about Kevans and Mutter.’’ He shrugged. ‘‘We all do. Mutt is just a freak. But Kevans has got real problems. You’d understand if you knew her family.’’

‘‘I do. Barate Algarda came by my house. He wanted to pound me till I changed my attitude toward you guys. He didn’t have much luck, though.’’

‘‘Your smugness tells me you didn’t get much out of him, though. You won’t. Not him. Not even with a Loghyr to paw through his head. He’s a tough old man.’’ I saw him wondering about his own brief visit to a Loghyr with Kyra. ‘‘You know about the compliance device?’’

I confessed that I had no clue. ‘‘Unless you mean that thing that’s supposed to get a woman ferociously interested.’’

The light was weak but Kip’s blush was visible. ‘‘Actually, Kevans invented that. With help from Mutt. And that’s not what it does.’’

‘‘What, then?’’

‘‘It’s pretty simple. You take some common, off-the-shelf spells and braid them so they have a heterodyning effect. The device isn’t anything special. A spool wound with silver threads that anchor and store the spells. The spool is mounted in a wooden frame. You rotate till you get the right frequency and relative strength. That gives you an idea what somebody’s chemistry is. Doesn’t matter what sex they are. It’s just more likely that males will use it to look at females. That’s the way the culture is stacked.’’

‘‘I’ll take your word. Even if I don’t know what the word means.’’ I felt like I’d just sat through a lecture by somebody ten times smarter than me, who had tried to dumb it down. I did agree that guys would be more likely to deploy the gimmick. If it did what I thought. ‘‘Why would Kevans want to know if somebody was interested or aroused, or could be engineered into it?’’

‘‘Sometimes girls want to know the odds, too, Mr. Garrett.’’

I smelled the reek coming off that. ‘‘And being able to manipulate the other party?’’

‘‘Uh . . . The influence part was serendipity, Mr. Garrett. It wasn’t planned that way. Not so guys can improve their chances. It doesn’t do that very good, anyway. Kevans wanted to find a way to read people’s emotions and intentions. The rest of us all went in on it because we thought we could use it to help us not do the usual inappropriate stuff that scares people off. You’ve seen me go around with a foot in my mouth like a hunchback goes around with his hump. And then you saw me with Kyra.Kyra Tate! ’’

‘‘I was curious. But not too much. I didn’t want to jinx myself with Tinnie.’’

‘‘Yeah. Well, listen. I’m the gleaming social butterfly of the Faction. I’m the master of slick in that crew.’’

‘‘All right. I won’t disagree, based on what I’ve seen so far.’’

‘‘Really, honestly, the compliance device was only supposed to warn us when we were doing dumb stuff. So we’d stop. Plus, Kevans hoped it would help her get along better at home. But we couldn’t ever get the damned thing to do what we wanted it to do. It just let us figure out if somebody was in the mood. If you knew that, you could fiddle the spool a little and kind of tune them in.’’

Then he made a little squeaky noise. His eyes bugged. And I faced off with another invocation of the law of unintended consequences.

‘‘Power up its ability to influence. Figure out how to mass-produce it. You’ll get richer than Max Weider in a week. Call it the Shortcut. Something like that.’’

There might be holes in my reasoning but I knew I’d fingered the soul of it. I was sure, too, that even a superpower compliance device wouldn’t make irresistible studs of the Faction.

I was sure because I was them when I was that age.

Still, these baby blues had actually seen Kyra Tate tagging along after Cypres Prose, apparently liking it.

Did any of the Faction have the slightest notion how disruptive a workable compliance device would be? Socially?

We might be about to find out. The device might be the reason these kids were in the sights of somebody who could deploy a Lurking Felhske.

Staring into infinity, Kip said, ‘‘Oh my God! Ohmigod! Ohmigod!’’ Over and over, faster and faster.

Some wisps of mist over yonder had him seeing the unfortunate dead from back when first we’d met.

My own ghosts began to form. The same as before. I was armored with a powerful cynicism. They troubled me not. I heard no music, either.

Still, Kayanne and Maya did achieve a reality that surpassed the phantom stage. I didn’t doubt that I’d find them warm to the touch if I went over and fondled.

Eleanor did bother me. I still had issues there.

I dragged Kip toward the exit. Once out, I slapped his cheeks. It took three shots to shake him loose.

His eyes focused. He remained confused. ‘‘Listen!’’ I told him. ‘‘What happened in there did because of what your bunch have been doing. There’s something ancient and dreadful way down below here. Your bugs disturbed it. It’s trying to wake up.’’

Kip had no defiance left. ‘‘I don’t understand, Mr. Garrett.’’

‘‘I don’t, either.’’ I had a notion Bill Chimes couldn’t make it any clearer. Bill Chimes who had gone missing again. ‘‘All I can tell you is what I just did. That’s all I’ve been told myself.’’

His eyes glazed over. But he wasn’t going back to where he’d just been. He was doing what always boggles me when I witness it in a kid. He was thinking.

‘‘It would have to be something that operates in a mental realm like the one your partner occupies.’’

My partner. It could be time to drop everything and hustle my sweet self back to Chuckles. ‘‘It might be useful to have the whole Faction sit down with him. He’d make connections none of the rest of us can.’’

‘‘That won’t happen, Mr. Garrett. Nobody wants somebody digging around inside their head.’’

‘‘I understand that. I don’t like it myself. But he won’t do anything you don’t let him do. He isn’t some barbarian raider. Consider, though. He does have multiple minds. He can look at things from several viewpoints at once.’’

‘‘I know. I’ve suffered him before. It isn’t me you have to sell. Right now, despite everything you’ve told me, the Faction wouldn’t see a problem that needs solving.’’

I could have argued on but where was the point? Pushing kids in a direction they don’t want to go just makes them stubborn. Unless you’ve got a really big stick and don’t mind using it.

Better to be more clever.

‘‘I can’t force you. But you’ve had a taste. You know there’s something bad crawling out of the darkness.’’

‘‘Bad? I don’t—’’

‘‘Think about it, Kip. What do you know about ghosts? Why would the ghosts you saw wait for you here? Did any of them come anywhere near here when they were alive?’’

‘‘I’m young, Mr. Garrett. Not stupid. I see the implications.’’

Kip had had enough. He took off toward Tinnie and his friends. He and the friends headed out. Fast. I didn’t hear what they said. Kevans glanced back once; then the three rounded a dirty gray brick building, headed toward the Tenderloin. Headed for their hidey-hole.


Tinnie said, ‘‘So you did your Mr. Sensitive, bull thunder-lizard in Aeleya’s teagarden routine. And, lo! The kid didn’t knuckle under.’’

‘‘A gross exaggeration.’’

‘‘I’m sure. Here comes Saucerhead. Give him the true facts and ask what he thinks you could’ve done better.’’

‘‘I’m telling you this, Red. You keep picking and chipping . . . What the hell is she doing, tagging after Head?’’

‘‘She’’ would be Winger, stacked blonde slapped together on an epic scale. As tall as me. My friend, theoretically. But not a friend I want turning up anywhere where I’m the guy who’ll be held accountable.

Winger is a female Saucerhead Tharpe. With more flexible ethics. You don’t trust her around the family silver. Or anything else of value.

She does try. But she just can’t resist temptation.

Distracted by the approach of big, beautiful blond trouble, I didn’t immediately notice that she wasn’t Tharpe’s only companion.

He’d brought six people along. Well, five. The Remora, Jon Salvation, is just an extension of Winger, these days. He’s not really a person.

The rest were serious thugs. I recognized three of them. They’d be men a man I trusted could trust.

Saucerhead’s knack for selection was perfection in all particulars, excepting only family deserter Winger.

I cut Tharpe out of the crowd. ‘‘You’re gonna be the guy, here, Head. Your job is, keep everybody out unless they bring you a pass signed by me. No exceptions. Not even Winger. There are some hungry ghosts in there.’’

Saucerhead stared with eyes grown large. He didn’t want to believe me. But he couldn’t shove aside the fact that he’d been there with me so many times when the weirdness squared itself on the freaky scale.


‘‘Something that looks like ghosts. It might be something else a whole lot worse. I’m hoping the Dead Man can figure it out.’’

He saw me give Winger the fish-eye. Again. ‘‘Don’t worry about her, Garrett. The Remora hanging around has straightened her up. She’s awed by the written word. It don’t change, no matter how much you bluster and threaten and try to make it.’’

That was one long-winded homily for Saucerhead Tharpe. ‘‘I’ll take your word. From what I hear tell, though, Jon Salvation isn’t exactly an impartial observer.’’

‘‘You think? Him mooning after her like she’s the born-again avatar of Romassa?’’


‘‘Goddess of physical love. For one a’ them tribes we worked with down in the Cantard. The Avatar was even bigger than Winger.’’ He did cupped hands in front of his chest. ‘‘Her job was to teach the young men coming up about doing it.’’

‘‘She was a real person?’’

‘‘Sure. She was the Avatar. Not the goddess herself but her stand-in. It was a big honor to be picked.’’

You hear everything at least once. After you’ve heard it all, you check out.

‘‘Lot of happy boys around there, I guess.’’

‘‘The Avatar smiled a lot, too.’’

Tinnie had been eavesdropping, off and on. Showing no happiness about the strange ways they have in far-off lands. ‘‘I should’ve gone with Alyx in the coach. Now I have to walk all the way back to midtown.’’

Saucerhead leaned in like he was about to pass along a juicy punch line about how they did things in the Cantard. ‘‘So, what’s with the goofy coat?’’


Tinnie Tate was short of temper by the time we got to my house. I kept my opinion of her choice of footwear closely guarded. No need to tempt the lightning.

I was digging for my key when the door opened.

Pular Singe stood there staring at me, sort of befuddled.

‘‘What?’’ I asked.

‘‘I could not track him.’’


‘‘That Lurking Felhske. That Mr. Dotes wanted to find. I could not track him.’’ She was thoroughly unhappy. ‘‘That never happens.’’

‘‘I’m sorry. Don’t get all suicidal about it.’’

Tinnie punched me from behind. And I just knew that if Singe was a human girl she would’ve burst into tears right then.

‘‘All right. How did he kill his back trail?’’ That would take it out of the realm of being her fault.

‘‘How did you . . . ?’’ She looked back to the doorway to the Dead Man’s room, inclined to blame him for giving her away before crediting me with the ability to work something out. ‘‘He went through areas where the stink overpowered every other smell. Even body odor as bad as his.’’

‘‘He always came out somewhere besides where he went in. Right?’’ I’ve worked both sides of that gambit.

‘‘Possibly. I think.’’


‘‘Sorry. I am not feeling good about myself right now.’’

‘‘I understand. I’ve been there. Couldn’t you circle the bad smell till you found where his spoor came out?’’

‘‘In theory. But not really. The bad smells were so strong my nose went dead. And everybody coming out of there carried the stench with them.’’ She had to be talking about the tannery district. There is nothing quite like that when it comes to overpowering smells. ‘‘I can only pick out individuals if they wear something like that awful stink-pretty Saucerhead Tharpe soaks in when he is feeling especially single.’’

The girl is an amazement. I couldn’t restrain a guffaw. She had Tharpe nailed. When he works himself up to go on the prowl he splashes that stuff on like . . . There is no adequate simile. Nothing compares. He’ll never get lost. Singe will find him underwater. Sometimes the stench is unbearable. And its results are entirely predictable. No score, unless he runs into a woman totally blind and deaf in the nose with no discernible sense of taste. Or one of those gals who has the same bad perfume habit. There are squadrons of those, though most are a tad long in the tooth for Mr. Tharpe.


‘‘And that answers the big question. Himself is awake. Now, if Dean happened to be hard at work womping up a supper, in quantities adequate to fill me and my sweet patootie, life could be reclassified as perfect.’’

Tinnie growled, ‘‘Don’t you ever turn it off?’’

‘‘Tight shoes,’’ I told Singe. ‘‘And no lunch.’’

‘‘Next time I come down here I’ll wear my winter boots.’’

‘‘Not the pretty ones. Bring the work ones.’’

‘‘The midthigh tops? With a shovel?’’

I disengaged from further discussion of shoes. ‘‘Singe, something that came up today got me wondering about the differences between ratpeople and humans.’’

‘‘Yes?’’ Instantly defensive.

‘‘We saw ghosts. All of us. Some of us heard music.’’ I told her about it. I didn’t scrimp on details. Old Bones was listening, too. ‘‘But you and your brother, and his guys, never saw anything.’’

Singe managed a facial tick that resembled a puzzled look. ‘‘I’ll take your word for that.’’

Damn! It would be ridiculous if she started managing human facial expressions, too.

I’d have to head that off, for sure. She’d end up burned at the stake.

‘‘Come help us mull it over with the Dead Man.’’ Or whatever you call the situation where His Nibs picks the brains of mere mortals, to help us discover the meaning of life.

Your cynicism has migrated from the realm of the mildly amusing to the uglier principality of the irritating.

‘‘Oh, good. You’re still awake.’’

So we communed, brainstormed, and schemed. The sad truth, though, was, we needed more information. My sidekick knew no more than I did about ancient, dramatically powerful things buried under TunFaire. He recalled no legends, fairy tales, or religious fancies that accounted for what was stirring.

The Tenderloin is a storied moral sink. It’s been the bad part of town since the first nomad families pitched their tents on a hospitable riverbank and never got around to moving on.

I was particularly pleased. My sweetie, once she had some food in her, dropped the attitude and focused on the problem at hand.

We ate while we worked. And Dean’s effort made the wait worthwhile.

Amazing what that old man can do with a capon, wine, mushrooms, and a few tubers that aren’t supposed to be in season. All washed down by a fine, potent Weider winter wheat lager.


Tinnie went to bed. Likewise, Singe. And Dean beat them all to the friendly sheets. I stayed where I was, enjoying my beer. And persevering.

Old Bones had let me know he wanted a word in private. Whatever that meant to somebody who could carry on multiple silent, isolated conversations at once.

I permitted myself a presumption this morning, once you were on your way. Penny came for a lesson. I hired her to check into a few things.

Brilliant me, intellect puffed by the Weider brew, I asked, ‘‘Like what?’’

The histories of the properties involved in the World constructionsite. The background of the man you knew as Handsome, for Mr. Weider and Mr. Gilbey, because you have not found time for that. I also asked her to see what she could find out about members of the Faction for whom we have names. And about their families. And I tasked her to find out what she could about the history and ownership of the property the Faction turned into their clubhouse.

‘‘And I thought you made ridiculous demands on me. A grown man.’’


‘‘All right. All right. Whatever you’ve got, go ahead and crow.’’

Some things you learn just being around him long enough. Like his need to show off how good he is. Or how good his protйgй can be.

The experience was humiliating. During a single day Penny Dreadful, totally marginal teenage person who would play no other role in the case, had, as a favor to her pal the Dead Man, dug out almost all the information he wanted checked.

History of the ground where the World was going up? Bland. Nondescript. Nothing interesting had happened there as far back as available records went. The first several slumlords who sold to Max were convinced that they had hornswoggled the beer baron. The procession of ownership started with an uprising two hundred eighty years gone that had destroyed every older record.

Who owned the ruined property? Fellow name of Barate Algarda. He bought it off the wife of a once-famous smuggler who got put out of business permanently by Chodo Contague’s predecessor, thirty years ago. Algarda’s daughter had used it for a playhouse, growing up. It had had a reputation as a deadly place, back then. Old hands still steered clear.

Brent Talanta, also known as Handsome? No children. Wife deceased. Survived only by his mother. Handsome was her only source of support. A forensic sorcerer had connected the knife found in the hand of a Stomper known as Funboy to Handsome’s wounds. Likewise, the shoes of several gang members to bruises on the corpse. Handsome’s remains had been sent on for cremation at a contract crematorium. Funboy’s body had been sold to a resurrection man. The rest of the Stompers were headed for a labor camp.

I told Old Bones, ‘‘I have to admit that I forgot all about Handsome. Even though I promised Max.’’

Miss Pular wrote the report. Joe Kerr will take it to Mr. Weider in the morning. Mr. Weider will do the right thing. Now. For someone who keeps telling himself how amazed he is by his advancing maturity, you do seem to work with a solid teenage mind-set most of the time.

Ouch. Possibly true. But doubly hurtful since the harvester of so much marvelous information barely qualified as a teen herself.

But wait! There is more!

There would be, wouldn’t there?

The keg I’d found down under the ruin had been purchased from the Goteborg Enterprise by Riata Dungarth. Riata Dungarth was the personal servant of Elmet Starbottle, a member of the Faction known to his crew as Slump, who was a cousin of the twins, Berbach and Berbain, who seemed to have walked away from the Faction. The keg had been delivered to the ruin, wrestled downstairs, and installed by Idris Brithgaern, who made all the deliveries for the Goteborg Enterprise brewery. Mr. Brithgaern delivered a new keg the first day of each week, always prepaid by Riata Dungarth. The ruin was outside Brithgaern’s normal range, but he did not mind. He got to keep the beer in the old keg. Sometimes that had not been touched. He could sell that beer, legally, off the back of his wagon. But, mostly, he took it home and enjoyed it himself. It was a beer that deserved a man with a discerning palate.

By this point I was ready to whimper. The little tramp obviously vamped. . . . I had a couple smart-ass questions in inventory but reserved them because I was afraid the little witch had reported what color socks Idris Brithgaern wore.

Mismatched. Gray to the left, brown on the right.


I jest. But there is a lesson in all this.

‘‘Yeah. And I don’t need help from you figuring out what it is, Laughing Boy.’’ Simply, Penny Dreadful had no trouble with the concept of hard work. Given a task, she whapped it in the schnoz with both fists and pounded it into instant submission.

I could fake that kind of youthful enthusiasm. For a few minutes. Sometimes. ‘‘So, who does this Brithgaern creature work for?’’

The Goteborg Enterprise craft brewery.

‘‘All right. My mistake. Let me get focused.’’ Weider Dark Select might not match up with Goteborg, but it’s pretty damned good. ‘‘Make that Riata Dungarth. Who’s he work for?’’

Elmet Starbottle. Where Elmet Starbottle would seem to be a name chosen by the person wearing it. There are no Starbottle families amongst the elites in this city.

I could have told him that. Silly-ass name. Starbottle. Ha. ‘‘What you’re doing now is prancing around the fact that you don’t know which one of the Faction uses the name Starbottle.’’

Pretty much, there. Yes. Pretty much. Unless it might be the boy they call Slump, as I might have mentioned earlier.

He’s so smug.

I expect all that will be cleared up for sure next time I see Penny.

‘‘You mean next time she decides to mooch a meal?’’

I believe she has earned a few.

And I did feel petty even before he chastised me. So I punished myself by draining another mug of beer. Then I trundled on upstairs, clambered into bed behind my favorite gal in the whole wide world, and fell asleep in about seven seconds.


Tinnie didn’t put away as much holy elixir as her favorite man. But she had less experience handling it. She woke up with a pounding head an hour before the early birds took wing. She turned into the beautiful woman who never heard of mercy.

‘‘Rise and shine, Malsquando. For the first time in your life you’re going to do an honest day’s work.’’

‘‘Ow!’’ Not good news. Not good news at all. I’m no Morley Dotes but I am acquainted with the comfort of a dishonest day’s work. A day with as little real work in it as I can arrange.

I was over last night already.

‘‘This may be why we can’t get to a grown-up solution to our grown-up problems,’’ I grumbled. ‘‘Here you come, six hours too early for even thinking, let alone working.’’

No argument. No snide commentary. Just another stiff finger and sharp nail between a couple of my favorite ribs.

I almost said something I couldn’t take back. Lucky me, though. I have a resident guardian angel.

Do not! open your idiot mouth!

I clung to that advice for the dozen seconds my sweetie needed to lose focus and fall asleep again.

I went back to sleep, too. Wondering, for the first time, about the discrepancies between my partner’s report on the compliance device and Kip’s. Kip isn’t real good about making up plausible stories.

Next time I woke up it was time to set the beer free. That took a while. Then I poured a little in to replace what had gone away. Tinnie snorted and snored worse than Saucerhead or Playmate, both true champions. The racket didn’t bother me. I climbed back into bed and, after a few random thoughts, got down to business making it through to the crack of noon.

Old Bones—or maybe the gods themselves—did something to the redhead while she slept. She woke up in a sunny mood. Unfortunately still convinced that Ma Garrett’s boy ought to haul out and become an important ingredient in her wonderful day. ‘‘Don’t you got some books to balance? Or maybe some bribe sheets to update?’’

Tinnie has some big generational differences with the elder Tates. But none having to do with milking maximum cash from folks interested in our manufactory’s products. Her number-one mission is to maintain the waiting list of three-wheel buyers.

Bribes paid to move names on the waiting list generate more cash flow than sales of the units themselves.

Every entrepreneur and financier in this burg hates us.

I don’t get it, myself. I really don’t. People are nuts over the three-wheels. I’ve ridden them. They’re fun. They make getting around a little faster. But not much. Not when you have to deal with everyday traffic in twisty, narrow streets. And, more especially, not when you have to deal with the upsides of hills. Not to overlook the ride on cobblestones. And the even harder pull where there are no pavements at all.

And then there are thieves. Though my senior partners had been smart about that.

Every three-wheel has a unique signature spell applied, traceable by the company Charmstalker. Should your three-wheel be commandeered by a freelance socialist, it can be located, and justice can be delivered, with dramatic quickness. It happens often enough to discourage all but the terminally stupid.

If only there were some way to deal with those people before they breed.

Deal Relway may be on to something. He’s clearing the raging idiots out of the criminal class.

There are people out there in definite need of disappearing. Problem is, once you start, how do you confine yourself to the ‘‘right’’ bad guys? And do we want our only surviving criminals to be people too smart to get caught?

Garrett. It is past time you dragged your self-deluded posteriorout of bed.

Everybody has an opinion. And, as my old platoon sergeant explained, they all reek like the waste sphincter everyone also has.


The sending was gentle. Like the soft voice of your father just before he lets you have it upside the head.

Old Bones wasn’t in a patient mood.

Truth on a silver tray. Get dressed. Eat. Then get in here.

While I endured attitude from my sidekick, my favorite redhead vanished. She dressed, headed downstairs, ate, and was gone before I tied into my own sausages with biscuits and gravy. A country-style breakfast Dean uses as a hammer when he thinks I need reminding that I’m not nobility.

‘‘You’re losing it, old man. Or maybe you’ve just gone loony.’’

He was ahead of me. Knowing I’d think the menu was a statement. ‘‘The thing in there expects you to work a long day. What little is left. I wanted you to eat something that will stay with you.’’

‘‘Dean, you need to test the job market. See what’s available for a man your age, with your skills. After that, come give me another ration of shit.’’

Oh. I was feeling it now. My head throbbed. My patience was short. I couldn’t work up a good goddamn’s worth of care about anything. Faced with the worst atrocity in all history—or its all-time best moment—my response would have been an indifferent, ‘‘Ain’t that some shit?’’ While I felt around for my beer mug.

‘‘I hope your attitude improves before you have to deal with people who might not suffer in silence.’’

I grumbled some. Fortified by breakfast and armed with a fresh round of honeyed tea, I trudged off to play dueling sullens with my business partner.


Singe came out of the Dead Man’s room. She glowed like fresh-minted sunshine. Her arms were full. I didn’t volunteer to help. She chirped a bright greeting. It’s hard to be nasty toward Singe, however bleak I feel. The guilt afterward is poisonous.

She explained, ‘‘I’m moving my business stuff. The furnishings are supposed to come today.’’

Even a mention of frittering my money didn’t set me off. I grumbled politely. Though not politely enough to suit. She got huffy.

I settled into my chair. I drank tea. As he sometimes does, Dean had spiked the pot with something to ease my headache and stomach.

The biscuits and greasy gravy were lying heavy already.

I said, ‘‘I never learn. Is it possible that I can’t?’’

His Nibs was feeling less confrontational.That is not quite the case. Your people, despite their gifts of memory and senses of history and mortality, despite their being able to foresee the consequences of actions taken, seldom bother.


You people cannot shed your animalistic tendency to live life in the moment. Even the most brilliant of you ignore tomorrow’s certain pain in order to enjoy today’s fleeting pleasure. The hangover is Nature’s perfect metaphor.

‘‘All right.’’

He did have that right. Dumb as it sounds when you have your reason kicked in. You tipple of an evening, you don’t think about how you’ll feel in the morning. No matter how often you’ve been disinclined to wake up and suffer the consequences.

And you for damned sure do not want anyone to remindyou.


Singe was back. She made a startled squeak.

‘‘Sorry. I was barking at him, not you.’’

She loaded up, went away.

Are you ready? There is work to do.

He seemed eager. That was disturbing. He is more allergic to real productivity than I am.

We face a mighty challenge! You cannot imagine how much I am enjoying myself, winkling out the hidden meaningsof everything going on with all that you have stumbled into or over.

He was going to be cheerful? Sickening. Just sickening.

‘‘I do hope you enjoy yourself. Big time. Because it just occurred to me that my boy genius, Cypres Prose, on whose freaky brain the company depends for product ideas, is a serious candidate for Mr. Deal Relway’s special justice.’’

Pursuant to his bad habits, which keep getting badder, Old Bones took a look inside my head without asking.

Oh my! That had not occurred to me, either.

Two bodies had been found at the World, both mutilated by bugs. One was still breathing when the vermin started chewing. The law could lay that death on whoever created the bugs.

Kip Prose might be facing a manslaughter rap. Him and the Faction.

I regained confidence quickly. Kip’s pals came off the Hill. Their mommies and daddies would cover them. They’d cover Kip. And my cut of the ingenious ideas would keep right on coming.

After his moment of self-disgust—he was supposed to see things I didn’t, and had lapsed several times lately— Old Bones moved on.None of that is germane at this point. We are being paid to end the problems at the World. Anythingelse would be incidental and serendipitous. Not so?

‘‘So.’’ He was right. He always is about business responsibility.

But it is all still a hugely exciting puzzle.

What the hell was he thinking? I was getting worried.

We are going to do two things immediately. And a few things more once the right people have passed through my sphere of influence.

Naturally, he did not explain his thinking.

You are too easily distracted. Though, admittedly, less so now that your involvement with Miss Tate is progressing beyond the adolescent.

That involvement ought to concern him. If it gets much more serious, him and Dean and Singe will have to find new digs.

Diffuse amusement. Cause not explained.

Your immediate task is to visit the Royal Library. See if you can find anything that sheds light on our situation.

‘‘And then what?’’ Because I wouldn’t be at the library long. They weren’t going to let me in. I was in deep, bad odor with my friend there because of all my hanging out with Tinnie. I hadn’t been round to see Lindalee in ages. And Lindalee’s boss has me on her all-time shit list.

Bad memories. Last time I went to the library I’d been ambushed by a guy who was mostly troll or ogre. I wasn’t sure which. I was too busy getting away.

Fond recollections of Lindalee, though. Fond recollections.

Stop that.

‘‘Sorry. Didn’t mean to kick your prude-sparking trip wire.’’

You are wasting time. You must visit the library. You must see Mr. Tharpe at the World. You must organize an expedition into the hidden places beneath that abandoned house. We need more information.

‘‘Hey! There are only so many hours . . .’’

And you have wasted a significant fraction lying in bed. You continue to waste it on argument. The truth you refuse to acknowledge is that neither wickedness nor good fortune willingly conform to your preferred schedule.

Ouch! How do you come back hard once you’ve been slapped in the chops with a brass-bound Truth? ‘‘When I’m King of the World—’’

Go to the library. Now. I do wish Miss Winger were available.I could use her literate shadow. We could get a great deal more accomplished much more quickly.

Were he among the breathing I would’ve wondered what he was chewing.

Get going. Patience exhausted. Cranky again.

Nagged unto death, I donned my loaner coat and went. A Singe all thrilled because she had her own office now, bigger than mine, all to herself alone, shut the door behind me.

I saw all kinds of unhappy truths during my descent to the pavements of Macunado Street. Inthat direction Little Miss High Priestess in Exile, Penny Dreadful, waited for me to disappear so she could cadge a meal and, probably, make me look even badder. Inthis direction lurked a guy I couldn’t see who radiated a cosmically bad odor.Yonder , a clutch of nonchalant loiterers in mufti, with tin whistles under their shirts, looked forward to getting some exercise trudging around TunFaire behind the city’s most lovable former Marine.

Barate Algarda was in the gallery, too. Lurking with less success than Felhske. Could I lure him close enough for the Dead Man to snap up?

Head east. Turn south on Wizard’s Reach. Then take the alley. Try not to frighten Penny.

A pear-shaped, bug-loving teen sat on the steps to Mrs. Cardonlos’ establishment, uphill. He had fallen asleep. Thereby failing to note the magnitude of his folly. The Relway Runners avoided disturbing him as they came and went. I wondered what the hell he was doing but did not want to put him on the spot by stopping to ask.

I followed the Dead Man’s suggestion. Except for the part about not scaring Penny Dreadful. I couldn’t resist.

Round the block I went, in a direction I seldom travel. And came back into Macunado nose to nose with the Cardonlos place. I was tempted to drop in unannounced. Or maybe play a game of wild goose with the widow’s houseguests, leading them around till the spring thaw came.

I would have done it, too. A few years ago. Deal Relway be damned.

That old devil maturity had a hold on me.

Absent Barate Algarda, I toddled onward, onward, into TunFaire’s black bureaucratic heart. To the Chancellery, where I took time to enjoy the ranting of the hardy lunatics spouting paranoid conspiracy theories and political absurdities on the building’s steps. A last taste while I could get it. This tradition wouldn’t last. Some raving conspiracy theorists lack the sense to leave Deal Relway out of their formulae.

A sizable percentage of the city’s population waited impatiently while I indulged. All those potential witnesses wanted me to get on along and do something interesting.

In ages past, in the long ago, when I’d wanted to get into the Royal Library—which isnot for the use of any hairy Tom Dick who claims he’s Karentine—I’d shown up at a particular side door. A small cash transfer blinded the guard there. The unstated rule being, I’d start no fires and wouldn’t pee in the corners while I was inside.

No tip, however, ever sheltered me from the wrath of sweet Lindalee’s superiors. Who were sure thumbscrews and branding irons were too good for someone who actually wanted to look inside their books. Or maybe wanted to get close to a particular young librarian.

No reasonable man expected exemption from betrayal under the circumstances obtaining at the Royal Library. A smart man handled his business fast.

And here, now, with the weak half of an army tracking me, where was the point of expecting privacy?


I went to my special side door. No way a lowlife like me could walk in through the front. There are maybe fifteen Royals who enjoy that privilege.

Snootiness doesn’t keep us lesser beings out. If we’re armed with the silver key.

The old soldier watching the door was new. He didn’t know me, either. But he liked my coat. I could tell. And he was old pals with the dead king on the chunk of silver I passed him. He didn’t even speak. He just closed his eyes as a stray gust whiffed into the library. Probably planning an outing with his old pal, King Whoever.

I headed for the rare books, not sneaking. Hardly anyone visited them, though Lindalee always enjoyed their company.

For a moment I feared I might feel guilty about how I’d treated Lindalee. Maybe even about how I’d treat her now, considering I was fenced in by Tinnie.

Curses! This was worse than the hives. I was breaking out all over in abad case of growing up. And wasn’t worried about finding a cure.

I took a wrong turn. In the sense that I rounded a stack and buried my beautiful honker in the brown sweater armoring the belly of a familiar ogre. Wool on an ogre? Yes. This big boy looked like the male equivalent of the librarian stereotype. He even wore reading glasses, which are expensive. Even when their lens don’t have to be custom-ground.

The ogre didn’t move. There was no way around him. He had an acre of foot at the end of each tree trunk of a leg. The outsides of those lapped against the bases of the stacks to either hand.

In the real world ogre expressions are easily read. There is snarling while they sleep. And there’s snarling as they try to rip bits off of you. They don’t stand around looking at you like the unexpected rat dropping that just surfaced in the porridge.

That’s what this one did. He stared. Then he stared some more, upper lip rising in a sneer. He did nothing else but breathe. And take up space.

I apologized for my clumsiness and stepped back.

With my nose in brown wool I was too close to handle easily. I did him a favor by opening the range. He took advantage, latching on to various limbs. In seconds I was back in the weather, floundering in nasty slush, my spiffy borrowed coat all wet, filthy, and torn. Poindexter the literary ogre was back inside. Through the open doorway I heard him suffer harpy shrieks because he had been too gentle.

That wasn’t Lindalee being shrill. That was her boss. A lovable spinster—for whom they invented the word ‘‘harridan’’ because nothing already out of the forge was harsh enough to fit. She never did like me.

The man I’d reunited with his dead pal stuck his head outside, curious to see how far I had flown before splash-down. He looked guilty round the edges. Like he might have operated some kind of silent alarm.

So much for a cerebral line of investigation.

What now?


The Dead Man opened with an oblique, snide observation about pigeons coming home to roost. Singe helped me out of my wet things. She hustled the loaner coat into the kitchen for a drying session. Meanwhile, I nearly panicked, thinking Old Bones had found him a way to get the Goddamn Parrot back.

He was just being a pain.

We will access the library another way. Do we know a respected member of the community who owes us a favor?

‘‘And can read? No. People like that try to stay away from people like us.’’

Unless they go into business with us. Surely, there are those who might be induced. He offered suggestions, including Max Weider, Manvil Gilbey, even Tinnie Tate.

‘‘Tinnie? You looking to start a war?’’

I doubt there would be problems. What competition there may have been is over. I expect Miss Tate and the other woman would spend an afternoon amusing themselves by trading war stories. Or horror stories, as the mood demanded.

That was worth being nervous about.

Go to the World. See what Mr. Tharpe has to report. Ask Miss Winger to come see me.

‘‘What do you want with her?’’

Nothing. As I mentioned recently, I can use her shadow. Who will not come if he knows he is the object of my interest.

‘‘The Remora?’’ I’d thought he was just making mental bathroom noises. Jon Salvation was a standout among the dozen most useless human beings I’d ever met.


I shook my head. No more questions. He might give me answers I didn’t want to hear.

I will want Cypres Prose, too.

Had he mentioned that before? Maybe when I was more focused on beer? My mind wasn’t at peak today.

Or most any other day, inasmuch as you refuse to exerciseit.

‘‘Use it or lose it.’’ See. Mind at half speed. Handing him a straight line like that.

Of late, he’s made a habit of ignoring these opportunities. Leaving me to stew in my own humiliation.

I did not mention Kip Prose before. Perhaps your undermindis engaged even while the rest lies fallow.

It could happen. ‘‘If I run into him. If he’s willing to come back.’’ I reminded him, ‘‘He has been here before.’’

Yes. And I may have missed something important.

Oh, it pained him to confess. Especially when I observed, ‘‘Hubris.’’


He was irked with himself. He had gotten sloppy. Too full of himself, and sloppy.


Though you could not have pried it out of him with a giant’s crowbar.

I heard the front door open and shut. ‘‘Where is Singe going?’’

Miss Pular is on a mission.

‘‘And Penny Dreadful? I saw her hanging around out there.’’

She had a report. And hoped I would have more work for her. Likewise, Joe Kerr and his countless siblings.

Uh-oh. It’s not good when he starts playing general and king spider tugging strings from the heart of his web. He has too much fun. And I get scared. And too soon penniless.

Web-spinners are, generally, female. And the brewery is underwriting expenses.

‘‘There are limits, even for Max Weider. Who has a nose for financial bullshit better than Singe’s for a track. What about Barate Algarda? Did you get anything out of him?’’

Embarrassed pause.No. I was unable to gain control. His protection was stronger than before.

‘‘That’s kind of scary.’’ I told him about seeing the pear-shaped boy asleep on the steps of the Cardonlos mansion.

That is odd.

‘‘For a while I was thinking he might be on Relway’s payroll. But that wouldn’t make sense. If he was he wouldn’t be out where people could see him. So I figure he didn’t know where he was when he sat down.’’

Dean appeared. He brought a fine meal. I know that because Dean cooked it. But I was too distracted to enjoy it. I don’t recall what it was. He told me, ‘‘I’ve packed something for you to take along. Since you’ll be out late. Your coat is almost dry.’’

I suffered a fleeting inclination to visit my old-time haunts. Get a take on the pulse of the city today. Very fleeting. I ate. I listened to the Dead Man wax eloquent on the possibilities inherent in a rumor that Dean had stumbled over during a shopping run he hade made while I was off enjoying a lesson in humility.

Glory Mooncalled may be back.

That would have nothing to do with what we were into today. That was excitement from the past. Interesting to the fans of Glory Mooncalled, but, no way. ‘‘Anyone who claims he’s Glory Mooncalled is an impostor.’’

You think so? Is he really gone? He is a folk hero. A lovable rogue. The man who steals from everybody and gives to himself, but the poor and weak just see him thumbinghis nose at the rich and powerful.

‘‘Dean’s imagination is overwrought. I’ll believe it when I see it. Whatever the story is. What does it have to do with what we’re into?’’

Nothing. As you reflected, just a bit of news that might someday prove interesting to his many aficionados.

Not just women but whole societies sometimes love the bad boys.


It was getting on toward evening. Despite the chill nothing was coming down, chunk-style or liquid. People were out enjoying themselves, without fear. I watched excited young people take turns ferociously racing three-wheels. Not once did I see one of those once common, sinister characters who had a stretch of his side of the street all to himself.

The why was plain. Wherever you looked you saw a guy in blue, sporting a red flop hat. Where was Colonel Block getting the money to pay them? He poor-mouthed constantly whenever I saw him.

When you thought about it, though, the Crown could use money it once spent making war. Were it so inclined. Cynical me, I couldn’t see the Royal crowd giving a rat’s ass. Excepting Prince Rupert.

The prince is a special nut. A Deal Relway fan at the highest altitude.

People followed me. Not so many as before. They had decided I wasn’t going to do anything interesting.

I hoped. I’d had about enough interesting times.

I found Saucerhead in a state of excitement, roaming around the outside of the World. Some work had gotten done today. A brace of roofers were still on the job.

Gilbey had taken my advice about offering discharges.

Tharpe practically exploded. ‘‘Sekmat on a broomstick, Garrett! What the hell is wrong with this place?’’

‘‘Excuse me?’’ And, ‘‘What the hell is that?’’

I did know what ‘‘that’’ was, not being blind. It was a flying thunder lizard. There are a dozen species out in the wilds of Karenta. Here in town they’re usually small and pick on pigeons. But we don’t see them during the cold winter.

The beast that had snatched a cat-size beetle off the unfinished roof had a ten-foot wingspan. The roofers saw that as God’s way of telling them it was time to knock off for the day.

Tharpe said, ‘‘That kinda shit’s been going on all day. Along with ghosts roaming around inside, and weird music playing. Two of my toughest guys quit. Couldn’t take it. The ones that stuck, none a’ them will go inside no more. What did you get me into, Garrett?’’

‘‘You wanted a job.’’

‘‘Yeah, but . . .’’

‘‘I don’t know what’s going on. Finding out and making it stop is why we’re here. Here’s a fact for you, though. Only one guy has gotten hurt so far. A drunk who passed out behind those pillars. The bugs got him.’’

‘‘Oh. That helps. When the carpenters say it’s way spookier now than it was before they walked out.’’

‘‘What happened?’’

‘‘Besides what I done told you?’’

‘‘Yes. Besides the exciting stuff.’’ A pair of flying thunder lizards banked overhead.

‘‘Some guys—eight, altogether—showed up for work. Two tried inside. Four went up on the roof. One did some base coat painting by that far doorway. The last guy went around yelling at all the rest. Reminding me why I got a such hard time holding that kind a job. I keep thumping guys like him. Anyways, he said more guys will show up tomorrow. And he’d sincerely appreciate it ifsomebody would dosomething about the goddamnbugs .’’

The flyers up top tipped over, one after the other. They streaked down at the roof of a nearby building. And climbed away with wiggling giant bugs in claw. ‘‘Looks like that problem could solve itself.’’

‘‘I find myself sympathetic to the foreman’s viewpoint.’’ Which wasn’t something Saucerhead Tharpe would normally say.

‘‘Where did you hear that?’’


‘‘What you just said.’’

‘‘About sympathy? This old-timer came by this afternoon. Bill something. Said he works for you, too. He said that about sympathy on account of, the foreman couldn’t stop whining about the bugs.’’

Bill, eh? What was he up to? Looking to profit from the situation, no doubt. Any red-blooded Karentine would. It’s the nature of the beast.

‘‘Where’s Winger? Old Bones has got a mission for her.’’

Tharpe was suspicious immediately.

‘‘I was against it. He wouldn’t listen. Just said there’re some jobs for which Winger is ideal.’’

‘‘She’s over yonder. Hanging out. Not getting too much underfoot. Since she ain’t getting paid. The Remora’s been bitching all afternoon. He’s delicate. He don’t like the cold. And he can’t work on his new play if he’s out here.’’ Tharpe grinned yellow and green. A sight to behold. I can’t figure out why his teeth haven’t rotted down to the bone. He pinched the sleeve of my loaner coat. ‘‘I can see where you ain’t never gonna be cold again.’’

‘‘Blame Tinnie. That way?’’

He grunted.

‘‘I’ll be back.’’


I found Winger in an alcove fifty feet away, snuggled up with Jon Salvation, smoking a pipe. ‘‘Gods, woman! What are you incinerating in that thing?’’

She passed the pipe to her biographer. ‘‘What’s up, G?’’


‘‘Whatever. You’re cool running. What’s the beef?’’

Must have picked up a new dialect. ‘‘Looking for work? Old Bones has something for you. He wouldn’t tell me what.’’

A winged lizard whiffed overhead. Winger observed, ‘‘I hope them bastards never figure out how to shit on the fly. Get up, little man. I found us a job.’’

The stuff in the pipe had worked its magic on Jon Salvation. He was limp. Winger hoisted him with one hand.

‘‘Whatever he has you do, try not to kill anybody. And don’t do anything to make the brewery look bad.’’

‘‘Yeah. Yeah. I know the drill. Hey. You got some weird shit going on around here, Garrett. I been thinking about it.’’

‘‘There’s a scary notion.’’ Really. Winger gets to thinking, she comes up with ideas.

‘‘Smart-ass. Everybody that goes in there, they see ghosts. Right?’’

‘‘Seems like. Sooner or later.’’

‘‘Sooner and sooner, the way them carpenters tell. Only two of them had the stones to go inside and work.’’

‘‘And? So?’’

‘‘They seen stuff. But they didn’t let it scare them.’’

‘‘Got a point?’’

‘‘Yeah. Them two was breeds. But not very. They was brothers with maybe one half-breed grandparent between them. So I was thinking maybe some of the Other Races wouldn’t react the same as people do.’’

An interesting notion. The ratmen hadn’t had much ghost trouble. I’d have to experiment. Exercising great caution. Because the human rights thugs would be all over me if I replaced a cowardly workforce with nonhumans.

Winger said, ‘‘See you in the morning, sweetheart.’’

I told Saucerhead, ‘‘I officially declare Winger only half as dumb as she acts.’’

‘‘How come?’’ Tharpe stared at the entrance to the World like a mouse watching a snake it hopes will overlook it.

‘‘She came up with what might be a useful idea. What’re you watching for?’’


‘‘Just remember that they’re not real. Whatever you see, it’s really all inside your head.’’

‘‘And I declare you officially batshit, Garrett. Officially a walking, talking blivit.’’

‘‘I’ve been in there. I’ve seen my own ghosts.’’

‘‘Yeah? Like who?’’

‘‘Maya. You remember Maya.’’

‘‘Yeah. And that girl ain’t dead. I seen her last week. Her an’ her old man. That guy’s even older than you. But she definitely married up, ’stead of down.’’

Meaning me, of course. Maya used to insist she was going to marry me. ‘‘Good for her.’’ Through clenched teeth.

One problem for me had been our age difference. Maya was a decade younger. Physically. It was the other way round on the maturity scale.

‘‘Who else?’’ Tharpe asked.

‘‘Kayanne. Eleanor. And my brother Mikey.’’

‘‘All right. I’ll cut you a cubit of slack. Your ghosts don’t count much. Excepting your brother. Did they sing? I hear tell some a’them sing.’’

‘‘I’m grateful. No. No songs. Who did you see?’’

‘‘Not gonna talk about that.’’ Absolute. Final.

Other people seemed to see ghosts connected with guilt. I never feel guilty. Much. Despite my mama’s effort to raise me in the faith. Other people feel guilty about all kinds of crap, all the time.

‘‘I have the perfect experiment,’’ I said. ‘‘You guys will be fine as long as you don’t go inside.’’

‘‘It gets a lot hairier after dark, Garrett. And we don’t got no place to get in out of the weather. Not to mention, no food.’’

‘‘It’s not so bad out here.’’

‘‘You spend the night with us, then.’’

‘‘I’ll get some kind of guard shack put up. Tomorrow. Look. I got to go. I need to see Morley.’’

‘‘Tell him we need some takeout. This is hungry work. And ain’t none of us seen the color of no money yet.’’

I was getting so trusting of the Civil Guard I actually had money in my pocket. I handed it over. ‘‘Sorry, brother. I should’ve thought about that.’’ I made a mental note to let Gilbey know there was no place to get a meal anywhere near the World.

Hold on.

Did I know anybody in the restaurant racket? Somebody maybe having business difficulties but who was skilled at mingling with punters from all up and down the social scale?

Sure I did.

‘‘Garrett, you got that starry look. You just figure things out?’’

‘‘No. I just got a great idea. A new business opportunity.’’

‘‘I hope it’s better than the ones Singe says you been coming up with.’’

‘‘Ha! What does she know?’’

‘‘From what I hear, enough to keep you from going down for the third time, financially.’’

‘‘Humbug. I’d be rich if it wasn’t for her, Dean, and the Dead Man spending all my money. Look. I’ll get some food headed your way. I promise.’’

I headed out without looking the World over any more closely. I nearly jogged.

The Dead Man would be irritated.


There’s a rule in heaven called Garrett’s Law. It says things can’t go simple and straightforward for me. If I decide to walk from the World to The Palms as night falls, the interesting times have got to be stirred up.

I slowed down after a few eager blocks. Huffing and puffing. I really had to consider getting back into shape. Fat and slow aren’t healthy in my line.

That reminded me that a true survivor has to be engaged with his surroundings. All the time. I’ve suffered more than a few knocks because I got too busy thinking to notice somebody sneaking up.

The thought surfaced at exactly the right moment. As interesting times were about to commence in the form of young folks that Director Relway had assured me would be no problem ever again.

Stompers. A whole school of the little pustules. With the crying runt leading the way, pointing and yelling, ‘‘That’s him! That’s the one!’’

Not good. My future had fallen into the mitts of folks who had no interest in seeing me enjoy one.

Where were the red tops when I needed them?

I staked out a nice piece of wall and got my back to it. I readied my oaken headknocker. The Stompers spread out in the gloaming. I wished I’d gotten a tin whistle for my birthday.

The little guy kept yelling, ‘‘That’s him! That’s the one!’’ Three bigger kids closed in. One carried a rusty kitchen knife maybe four inches long. Another had a piece of broken board. The third brandished a short sword that had spent at least a hundred years underground somewhere.

A half dozen more kids hung back in reserve. The mob was awfully tentative for having so big an advantage.

The kid with the antique sword worried me most. He was on my weak side. When he got where I wanted him I struck like lightning.

Which lightning was a little short on grease. I didn’t get close enough to touch him. But I did whack his sword hard enough to bend it.

While he straightened his blade I worked on his companions. The one with the board took off. The kid with the knife took a couple bops on the noggin and folded up.

I focused on the daring swordsman. As his blade broke right where it had bent. A judicious whack took him out of the game.

‘‘Ouch!’’ quoth I.

The rest of the little bastards had begun throwing rocks. They weren’t much good at it. Not one in a dozen missiles came close. I charged. They scattered. I headed for The Palms. They regrouped and kept pegging stones. Though there weren’t a lot lying around loose.

At this point I concluded that anyone shadowing me was not deeply invested in my continued good health. Proof was, no assistance of any sort had materialized.

I engaged the Stompers in a running fight. Failing a rock to my head, they would break up as we neared The Palms. Morley’s neighborhood isn’t one where kid gangs are even a little welcome. The night could turn lethal if they got themselves noticed by Sarge or Puddle.

Just to encourage other kids.

Sound strategy, me fighting on the run. But life didn’t roll on the way I’d calculated.

It never does.

I walked into an ambush. Eyes wide open. But I was looking back at the bad baby wolves who just couldn’t figure out how to bring the huffing old stag to bay.

The ambush wasn’t meant for me.

I did have the honor of being the Judas goat.

The bushwhackers were Morley and his crew. A show tossed together, in haste, in hopes of laying hands on one Lurking Felhske.

The Stompers enjoyed an opportunity to regret not waiting for their revenge to be served cold.

I got a chance to be cursed vigorously for springing the trap with the wrong springees.

I didn’t care. Though I did spare a black look for Singe, whose fault the makeshift ambush was.

‘‘Too clever for your own good,’’ I told Morley.

‘‘So it would seem. Or just not clever enough.’’ We were approaching his place. His was the sourness he shows only when he owes money. ‘‘Felhske is out there lurking and smirking. Having slipped the noose again. It’s becoming a challenge.’’

I had an epiphany.

Director Relway might not be interested so much in what Lurking Felhske knew as he was in showing off his power where he had had no effect before. It could be an ego thing.

Power was more important to Relway than whatever good he might do with it. Though he would chant a mantra to himself about how he had to have the power before he could do the good.

Belatedly, Morley asked, ‘‘You all right?’’

‘‘They never laid a hand on me.’’

‘‘Looks like they got you with a rock or two, though.’’

‘‘I’ll have a few bruises in the morning. Lucky me, they only hit me in the head.’’

‘‘You’ll have to replace another coat, too.’’

True. The loaner was in worse shape than the coat that had visited Morley’s kitchen.

We entered The Palms through the front door. I was surprised. The place was less than half-filled. No wonder Morley was sour. They used to line up outside and wait. If business was this bad, he didn’t have to bet on the water spiders to be hurting.

I said, ‘‘I had a couple reasons for coming up here. The main one was, I think I’ve found a chance for an experienced restaurant man to set himself up good.’’ We settled at one of the empty tables, ignoring dark looks sent Singe’s way. Things had gone so bad Morley didn’t care if he offended the customers he did have.

I explained. ‘‘And you wouldn’t be walking on Weider’s toes. He’s only interested in moving more beer.’’

‘‘You might be on to something,’’ Dotes conceded. ‘‘You just might.’’

The clockwork inside his gourd clacked and clunked. It picked up speed and gathered momentum. My good pal broke out in a grin filled with sharp white teeth. ‘‘You really had an original idea, Garrett.’’

Thank you very much. It does happen.

Singe started to defend me. I stopped her. ‘‘Don’t waste the emotion.’’

Morley had discovered some implication in my idea that I’d overlooked. Nothing less would have him so excited.

Morley Dotes doesn’t get excited. Not obviously. Not where someone might see it.

I might want to figure it out. In case it fell in on my head. ‘‘Don’t forget. You’ve been appointed official caterer for Saucerhead’s crew. Until they get sick of eggplant and acorns.’’

‘‘That’s being dealt with.’’

I turned to Singe. ‘‘What’s this? How come you’re out here with him?’’

‘‘I went to visit John Stretch. I had had all the Dean and Dead Man I could take. But I caught a whiff of that strong personal odor on your back trail. So I came here. I suggested that Mr. Dotes establish an ambush along your most likely route from the World to The Palms. You being a creature of habit.’’

Really? I had to work on that. ‘‘Why?’’

‘‘No arrangements had been made to support Mr. Tharpe. You don’t think of those things ahead of time. It was reasonable to assume that you would come here once you decided to feed them.’’

I gave her the heavy-duty fish-eye. That was entirely too much reasoning for anyone of the rattish persuasion, even stipulating her relative genius.

Morley observed, ‘‘Them Other Races is gettin’ more uppity all the time.’’ Then dropped the ignorant accent. ‘‘Next thing you know, humans will be obsolete.’’

‘‘Not likely. We’ve got one big advantage on you Lesser Races. We breed like rats.’’

Singe managed a credible snicker.

Morley contented himself with a gentle smile. ‘‘Eyes wide shut,’’ he said. ‘‘Count on Garrett to step in it with both boots, then shove the entire pair into his mouth.’’

The notion I’d offered wasn’t original with me, though I hadn’t repeated it intentionally. It hailed from a speech I’d heard at a human rights rally during a former adventure.

Being almost as clever as a rat, I changed the subject. ‘‘How come you want Lurking Felhske so bad, Morley?’’

I know. I asked before. I was hoping he’d give me a straight answer this time.

It could happen.

‘‘Because he has a fat bounty on his head. And I need money. Business is bad.’’

‘‘You couldn’t stay away from the bug races?’’

‘‘I’m staying away just fine. What I can’t escape is the curse of family.’’

‘‘I’ll bet that makes sense to a guy with the inside poop.’’

‘‘You know I’ve got obligations to family outside the city.’’

‘‘That arranged engagement. And your idiot nephew. Whatever happened to him?’’ A slow, cruel death if there was any justice. That psycho was responsible for me having had to suffer through a century-long affliction known as the Goddamn Parrot.

‘‘He’s fine. And not the problem. The problem is the side of the family that thinks I ought to be getting married now.’’

‘‘A pressure not unknown at our house,’’ Singe observed. With another rattish smirk.

I asked, ‘‘The arranged marriage?’’ Country elfin folk betroth their offspring while the kids are still trying to figure out how to walk without holding on. Morley had one of those connections. He’d mentioned her name a couple times but I couldn’t remember it. The family made noises occasionally—the boy wasn’t getting any younger—but the dark elf maiden involved had no more interest than he did.

‘‘That one. Yes.’’

‘‘I thought nobody was really behind that. And wouldn’t her family have to cover the costs? Or do you have some dumb custom like our nobility where you have to come up with a bride price?’’ The one thing the Venageti have right, to my way of thinking, is the dowry business. Where the bride’s family, in essence, pays the groom to take her off their hands. Sort of.

‘‘Most of us weren’t. Except for her people. Even so, it wasn’t a real problem till she took an interest herself. Out of the blue. Evidently thinking I’m rich.’’

‘‘Joke’s on her, eh? Here’s what you do. Don’t tell her till after the honeymoon.’’

Morley made ugly, inarticulate noises. He turned red. His face puffed up.

‘‘Whoa!’’ I gaped. I’d never seen him like this.

Sarge and Puddle closed in, looking anxious. If Morley suffered a massive fit of apoplexy and assumed room temperature, they’d have to start thinking for themselves. They were just marginally bright enough to recognize what a disaster that would be.

Man by man, quick as an evil rumor, the rest of Morley’s troops came from whatever they’d dropped, expecting their boss to implode or explode.

Contrary as ever, Morley did neither.

He grinned his wicked, hundred-sharp-teeth grin. ‘‘You almost got me. How about that?’’

‘‘Almost, nothing. But getting you wasn’t the game. I was just asking. Because I care.’’

‘‘Sure. I know.’’

A little sarcasm? I wondered.

I asked, ‘‘What’s money got to do with it? Do you have to be rich when she shows up for the wedding?’’

‘‘No. I need to buy my way out. Money is why she started pushing. She’s pressing so I’ll come up with more money to get out.’’

That made sense. To someone raised in this place and time. ‘‘Call her bluff.’’

‘‘I could cut my own throat, too. But it isn’t going to happen. I wish I knew where she got the idea that I’m rich. Whoever told her that would end up cursing his mother for not having gotten the abortion.’’

Singe couldn’t restrain her whickering snicker.

Morley leaned back, shut his eyes, went to a happy place for a few seconds. He returned a changed man. ‘‘Garrett, I’m going to crawl out on a limb. I’m going to make a wild guess. You’re not supposed to be here. The Dead Man is awake. And he’s interested in what you’re doing. Which means he’s using you to find out what he needs to know before he figures it all out for you. Not so?’’

I confessed with a small nod.

‘‘So what should you be doing now? Instead of socializing?’’

Singe and I went home. The Dead Man took a peek inside my skull. He had no comment. But his disappointment reeked like a psychic wet dog. I began to think it might be a good idea to move out if Tinnie and I set up housekeeping.

It was still early by my standards. I went to bed anyway. After just one sweet sample of Weider Select.

I might have had a touch of something.


‘‘I forgot to ask last night. Did Winger show up?’’

You were distracted. She did. She and her biographer are on the payroll. I offered each a challenge suited to his or her pride.

What did that mean? ‘‘You split them up? How clever are you?’’

An appeal to pride and ego, presented with sufficient subtlety,ofttimes will do where even bribery is futile.

‘‘You did split them up.’’ Word was, that hadn’t happened for months. Even when Winger herself wished it would. It was why Jon Salvation was called the Remora by those who played his game. Those who just saw an obnoxious little geek still called him by his real name, Pilsuds Vilchik.

Both were motivated at the time but that may not last.

‘‘What are they supposed to do?’’

Jon Salvation will execute the library search you were unableto complete, assisted by Penny Dreadful.

‘‘Definitely wouldn’t want Winger along on that.’’ That woman loose in a building full of rare books? She’d burn them to keep warm.

Miss Winger will round up persons I wish to interview, inasmuch as you are unable to find time.

Ouch! But he was right. ‘‘Oh, for those slower, lazier days of yesteryear.’’ And, ‘‘But I’m up irrationally early today.’’

I ate while we talked. Multitasking, Tinnie calls it. Didn’t matter if I talked with my mouth full. Old Bones knew what I wanted to say before I said it.

I wondered what Tinnie was up to. I hadn’t seen her for hours and hours.

Himself disdained the opportunity for a disparaging remark, offering instead an observation about my unnatural wakefulness.Which affords you the opportunity to pursue some basic work at and around the World.

He filled my head with chores, the most immediate of which was to have the construction workers build a shack so Saucerhead and his troops could get in out of the weather without having to be haunted. He thought I ought to add a stove so they could keep warm, make tea, and cook a little something.

‘‘You expecting winter to last forever?’’ I was thinking, if I gave them someplace warm, then they wouldn’t go out where it was cold.

You will see. Then:Fuel. They will need fuel to heat the shack. You may have to go to the waterfront to arrange a delivery. Because all of TunFaire’s fuels have to be barged in from up or down the river.

Yet one more chore. And one I didn’t know how to execute. That’s Dean’s area of expertise. We’re profligate with fuels here. We’re too prosperous. Except in the Dead Man’s room, of course. Wood, coal, and charcoal all are delivered. At some expense. The delivery folk have to travel with armed guards.

Not many villains will go for a load of firewood accompanied by guys with crossbows. That’s a quick way for a dimwit to commit suicide. Though stupid is as plentiful as air.

Make good use of the time available to you today.

That sounded portentous.

Tomorrow will be your turn at the shovels.

‘‘Oh, don’t tell me!’’

It is about to come down. It could go on for days.

A professional storyteller once clued me that the way to drag your audience along is to hit them with One Damned Thing After Another. And that’s my life. The malevolent, sniggering, buggering toadlet gods tugging on the threads of my tale plot it by that very method.

The older religions—we’re afflicted with several hundred—generally assign three vindictive crones to work the warp and woof of individual destinies. But that all goes on in a side room. The main stage features a team of fifteen working Poor Garrett’s Ever More Miserable Homespun.

Singe says I overdramatize. Which only proves that she hasn’t been paying attention.

Do you suppose this might be a good time to roll out your equally absurd tendency toward equine hysterics?

‘‘What?’’ Then I got it. He was needling me.


Because I have a rational, reasoned attitude toward those fiends.

People mock me when I report anything about the innate wickedness of horses. Those monstrous beasts have most people so fooled that every damned idiot out there thinks they’re man’s best friend. Big old cute pals who carry civilization itself on their backs. But the truth is, the beasts just lie in the weeds, waiting for a kill shot they can score while leaving nobody the wiser.

You don’t want to be alone with a horse.

Never, ever, under any circumstance, do you want to be alone with a whole bunch of horses.

Amusement tainted the psychic atmosphere.

There seemed to be a lot of that lately.

But what does he know? Even when he was breathing and waddling around on his hind legs he couldn’t have ridden anything smaller than a woolly mammoth.

You know what needs doing today. And you have finished eating. I suggest you earn some of the buckets of money the Weider interest has thrown your way.

Buckets? I hadn’t asked Singe how much more money Gilbey had sent over. Old Bones made it sound like it would be worth finding out.

Time to go, Garrett. It cannot be long before Miss Winger begins delivering persons of interest who may not wish to be seen by you.

‘‘Harsh.’’ But what I was really thinking was, who could that possibly be? Which tossed up an ‘‘Uh-oh!’’ as I caught a whiff of something maybe called plausible deniability.

He wanted me away from the house, stumbling around, making myself a fat, solid alibi.

Time to go.

I took care of personal business, pulled myself together, dressed for winter, and stepped outside. And ducked right back inside for a sock cap and muffler to add to what I had going already.

The cold had hit me like a punch in the snoot. That meant Dean and Singe were keeping the house too damned hot. They were turning silver into smoke.


This wasn’t my first time out before the sun hit the meridian. Mine is a life of sorrow and misfortune. More often than I like I’ve had to be out with the early worms. Back when I was one of the Universe’s Elect, a Marine, I had to be up before the sun dragged its sorry ass over the horizon every freaking morning. So, though it was unnatural, I could take it.

I didn’t like the looks of the snow in Macunado Street. The slackers on the crew before mine wouldn’t do anything but make a show. Tomorrow would be hell. As in the realms of the cruelly used dead in religions where the abode of the fallen is an icy waste and the souls there do hard labor for having been too milquetoast in life.

I gave it all a second look, shrugged, sucked it up, and headed out.

It was time for an off-season New Year’s resolution. I spend too much time grumbling and anticipating all the ways that life will jump up and bite me. I should become more positive. And more active. I should drink less and get up earlier.

I’ve told myself the same thing at least once a week for the last five years. Along with, I need to get more exercise and to shed ten pounds. Or maybe twenty, these days.

So far it only takes for a few days at a time before the relapse sets in.

‘‘I ain’t seen you out this early in years,’’ Saucerhead told me.

‘‘A gross exaggeration, sir.’’

‘‘Possibly an exaggeration. But not gross. What’s all this stuff? What’s going on?’’

‘‘I’m doing a two birder. These guys are going to build you a guardhouse. Complete with a charcoal stove and a garderobe. They’ll do it fast and efficient, right here, in broad daylight, while Weider’s contractors watch.’’ My workmen were breeds who were eager to work. ‘‘How many showed up today?’’

‘‘Almost all a’ them, what Luther says. They’re getting scared a’ being outta work.’’

‘‘This ought to give them a little extra incentive, then.’’

‘‘Or start a riot.’’

‘‘I see four Relway tin whistles without even trying. Anything starts, there’ll be a bunch of guys donating skilled labor to the Crown.’’

Desultory work continues round the seasons on the Marcosca aqueduct. Someday—maybe even during my lifetime—it will improve dramatically the quality and quantity of water available to the city. The system is a long, slow project because the labor is almost entirely convict.

Saucerhead watched the breeds unload carts and a lumber wagon. I suggested, ‘‘Show them where you want the shack put up. That one with the growth on his face is the top kick. Goes by Rockpile.’’

There was a story behind that name but Saucerhead wouldn’t care. A guy called Saucerhead all his life don’t much care how somebody else got hung with an oddball nickname. Unless they hit it off and decided to go get drunk together.

Tharpe had definite ideas about the optimum size for his guardhouse. He and Rockpile began jabbering.

Bill appeared. So suddenly I jumped. ‘‘What the hell?’’

‘‘You ought to keep one eye open.’’

I’d started thinking about Tinnie and where my life was headed. ‘‘Maybe I ought to. What’s on your mind?’’

‘‘I spent part of the night here with your thugs, last night. Mr. Tharpe mention that?’’

‘‘Not yet.’’

‘‘Well, whatever is down there is getting stronger. Putting an end to the damned bugs would probably turn that around. They weren’t all the time chewing on it, it could go back to sleep. But they just keep hatching out.’’


‘‘Just saying. Do something about the bugs. The rest could follow.’’

‘‘We’ll see some action on that today.’’

My partner had plans afoot. Numerous plans. Some of them he’d let me in on. Plans were why he’d recruited so many messengers.

‘‘That’s good. Me, I don’t mind the bugs. But the music could drive me nuts.’’

‘‘Music?’’ I hadn’t pursued that. I hadn’t dismissed it, either. I’d heard something myself, though calling it music would be a stretch.

‘‘They’re bad melodies,’’ Bill said. ‘‘Very bad melodies. In several senses of bad. But mostly just awful as music.’’

I waited. Bill was one of those guys who has to fill a silence. And had a gift for making himself understood.

‘‘This’ll be hard to explain, Garrett.’’ We were old pals now. Brothers of the sword. ‘‘You’ll understand after you hear the music. Which you’ll do for sure if you hang around here after dark.’’

‘‘All right.’’ How would a thing buried down deep know when it was dark? ‘‘Give it a shot. Sometimes I can figure things out. Wow. Look at those guys go.’’

Rockpile and his gang had a frame going up. Workers from the contract crew were watching. They didn’t look happy.

‘‘All right. But I need to digress. When I got back from my five in the Cantard, the first job I got was working for my uncle. He was a specialty founder. A small operation. We made custom alloys, especially latten and electrum. Exotic stuff, but useful to people who can’t afford solid gold and silver. And to some specialist operators on the Hill.’’

‘‘Latten? Electrum?’’

‘‘Electrum doesn’t matter here. Nor does latten, either, really. Except that I used to help make it. It’s an alloy of nickel, copper, tin, and zinc that takes gilding well. It isn’t easy to make. The zinc part is where I was headed with the metals and music notion.’’

‘‘You were moving too fast and light for me, Bill. You lost me way back.’’

‘‘Which explains why I live in a loft over top of a third-rate tavern. Lack of polish in my communications skills.’’

‘‘I’ll buy you a jar of the finest. Do your best to make me understand now.’’

‘‘All right. Metals make music. They ring. Like wind chimes? You use strips or tubes of copper. Or silver, if you’re too rich to be allowed to live.’’

‘‘Sure. I’ve seen them made out of glass and ceramics, too.’’

‘‘Good on you, boy. But let’s stick to metal. Zinc. When you mix up latten you feed in small, flat strips of zinc, after your other metals have melted. Strips like you could use to make wind chimes. If you made one out of zinc, though, all you’d get is a lot of clink-clunk. Zinc don’t sing.’’

We were getting somewhere. On a long road winding up a tall hill. ‘‘Are we getting somewhere?’’

‘‘Considering your slick-talking ways, it’s a wonder you’re still alive, let alone successful.’’

‘‘So I’ve heard. My social skills get the best of me sometimes. Zinc wind chimes.’’

‘‘Exactly. The music is like the sound of the world’s biggest zinc wind chime.’’

Really? I stood there trying to trap random snowflakes with my open mouth.

‘‘Let me take that back, Garrett. I thought of something it’s more like than wind chime music. Only I don’t know what you call it. One of those music things where you hit little pieces of metal, all different sizes, with little wooden hammers.’’

‘‘Chimes,’’ I said.

‘‘That’s the kind that hang off a rail. Yeah. But I mean the kind where they’re laid out on a little table.’’

I could picture what he meant. Only place I ever saw one was in the orchestra pit of one of the World’s competitors. ‘‘I don’t know, either. But I know what you mean.’’

‘‘Good. Because the music is like from a band of those, all with zinc chimes.’’

‘‘If the racket is that bad, how come you think it’s music?’’

‘‘You have to hear it to get it.’’

‘‘If I must, I must.’’


Saucerhead and Rockpile worked well together. The guardhouse went up quickly. Saucerhead’s henchmen glowed with anticipation. I reminded Tharpe that the job was more than just hanging out in a warm place.

His guys were on the job, though. Men called Sparrow and Figgie Joe Crabb brought in a prowler they said was up to no good around back of the World. He wasn’t big. He wasn’t well dressed. He stank. Not as much as Lurking Felhske, but enough to stand out in a city where most people are allergic to soap. He could’ve stood to eat a meal, too. His limbs were like spider legs. He needed to stand straighter, too. His hair was a tangled mess of greasy strings. He wouldn’t look anyone in the eye. He knew who I was. He was hoping I wouldn’t remember him.

Life had been one disappointment after another. His luck wouldn’t change today.

‘‘Snoots Gitto. It’s been a while. Little out of your normal range, aren’t you? What’s your story?’’

Snoots mumbled something about he was looking for a job. That changed under the press of a battery of sneers. My companions didn’t know Snoots but they knew the breed.

Snoots then whined about trying to find something he could sell so he could buy something to eat. Snoots has a talent. He can mumble and whine at the same time.

He might be telling the truth. If information was what he wanted to find.

I told Saucerhead, ‘‘Let’s don’t start pounding him yet. Snoots is more than he seems.’’

‘‘Seems like a bum to me.’’

‘‘Exactly. But he’s really a spy for Marengo North English and that crowd.’’

Tharpe, Sparrow, Crabb, and a couple others considered Snoots. And didn’t believe me.

‘‘Behold the master race,’’ I told them. Then, ‘‘Snoots, you’ve stumbled into the gooey poo. Only one way out. You tell the truth.’’

Snoots stared at the pavements and made whiny noises. They didn’t add up to words.

‘‘What’re you doing here? I’m listening. If you deal off the top of the deck, I won’t give you to Rockpile, there. You do mess with me, I’ll have these guys break stuff and pull bits off till you do convince me. Then I’ll turn you over to Rockpile anyway. He can drag you over to the Al-Khar. Where, I’m pretty sure, your name is still on the list of people Director Relway wants to meet bad enough to pay a finder’s fee for an introduction.’’

Snoots became cooperation itself. If Cooperation were a goddess, Snoots would be a kitten purring in her lap and butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. He said, ‘‘There was a rumor that some nonhuman labor might be about to be used around here.’’ He cast a worried glance at Rockpile.

‘‘A rumor? Who did you hear it from?’’

Snoots Gitto wasn’t a complete craven. But he was a realist and a pragmatist. He knew he would give up everything. Given time. Time was of no value to him. So he wasn’t principled enough to make us hurt him for a while before he accepted the inevitable.

‘‘Couple of the tradesmen on this project. We have a party place over yonder a couple blocks. They passed the word. Sounded like they were just pissed off at their foreman. But I wasn’t doing nothing. So the sector chairman sent me to check it out. I was trying to find the snitches when these guys started hassling me.’’

‘‘And what snitches were you looking for?’’

Snoots dragged his feet a while. Naming names would make him unpopular.

He figured six seconds was an honorable effort. ‘‘Myndra Merkel and Bambi Fardanse.’’

‘‘Bambi?’’ Saucerhead gasped. ‘‘Really? You’re serious?’’ I beckoned. ‘‘Luther.’’ The foreman had been hanging around, trying to catch the conversation. I told him, ‘‘Bambi Fardanse and Myndra Merkel. Tell them to pick up their tools and go home. They don’t work here anymore.’’

That set him off. ‘‘Who the fuck do you think you are? You don’t fire people. They don’t work for you. They work for— Yah!’’

The shriek started when Saucerhead laid hands on. Saucerhead has a knack for wringing inarticulate noises out of uncooperative people.

‘‘That should do it. I think we have his attention. Luther. Those men are gone. See to it. Snoots, tell your boss to mind his own business. Your bunch messed with Max Weider once before. He went easy because he had friends involved. That won’t happen again. Understand? Considering the current political climate?’’

That weather was fickle but the people in charge, and, notably, the master of the secret police, enjoyed an antagonistic attitude toward the human rights movement. There were those—notably, the head of the secret police—who were overjoyed whenever evidence of rightsist misbehavior fell into their laps.

Snoots bobbed his head. He made inarticulate, whining sounds. I spun him around, slapped him on the seat of the pants. ‘‘Off you go. And I hope I don’t see you again in this life.’’

‘‘You maybe shouldn’t’ve said that, Garrett,’’ Tharpe opined a moment later. ‘‘Now you got him thinking about options he never saw before.’’

‘‘He won’t think too hard. Look over there. A man Snoots is sure to recognize. And recall that we have a special relationship.’’

Morley Dotes, Puddle, Sarge, and somebody I didn’t know were ambling along the far side of the street. Paying the World no heed. Morley and the stranger were engaged in an animated conversation. Sarge and Puddle seemed bored.

I muttered, ‘‘That son of a bitch is looking for a place to put a restaurant.’’


‘‘Huh? Oh. Just being startled by seeing somebody actually take my advice.’’

‘‘Is that unusual?’’

‘‘It is in this case.’’

Puddle noticing me staring. He said something. Morley looked over, waved, showed me a rack of needle teeth, then went on about his business.

Nearer to hand, Rockpile’s crew started roofing the guardhouse.


The thing below must have burped. Or something. We all felt the psychic wave. I gasped. Everyone made some kind of noise.

Workmen poured out of the World like rats fleeing fire. A horde of a dozen, at least. Across the way, Morley and his crew stopped to watch.

Flying lizards flapped up off the roof. They wobbled away clumsily, hurling indignant shrieks behind. Bugs burst out of hiding and raced off in every direction. There were only a few but they were all the biggest I’d seen yet.

Saucerhead murmured, ‘‘Damn, I’m glad they didn’t make no spiders! I hate spiders.’’

I looked around nervously. When somebody says something like that it’s certain I’ll be up to my hips in tarantulas the size of sled dogs within minutes.

No spiders materialized. Saucerhead Tharpe was at peace with the gods.

They love some of us more than others. They are quite mad. And their favoritism is completely unreasonable.

The psychic wave passed.

Several workmen refused to go back inside. I told the foreman, ‘‘They don’t go, Luther, it’s a voluntary quit.’’

I noted that those of Rockpile’s crew who were most obviously breeds had shown the least reaction to the psychic shock. A few hadn’t responded at all.

Luther consulted his troops. They were sullen and rebellious. I joined the group. Saucerhead followed. Just in case. I said, ‘‘Before you guys make a decision that could shape the rest of your lives, answer me this. Have any of you gotten hurt by what’s going on in there? You? You? You? No? And you don’t know anyone who got hurt, either. Do you? So what it adds up to is, you’re running away from your own imaginations. Your own guilty consciences. Eh?’’

Every word I spoke was true. Every man listening knew it.

Fear squeezed them, even so.

Part of the human pattern predisposes us to bend the knee to a supernatural power, however improbable. Or even ridiculous, to an outsider or atheist.

‘‘So what will it be? Go looking for work? Or suck it up and carry on? I’ll be working on making the spooky stuff stop.’’

It was easy to pick out the single guys. They were the ones who thought twice before clenching their jaws and heading back to work.


‘‘Here comes Winger,’’ Tharpe told me.

Conditioned by an age of disappointments involving that woman, I turned, expecting a whole new set of problems.

Well . . .

Winger had a family of dwarves in tow. Mom and Pop, adolescent son and prepubescent daughter. All readable only because they’d all gone native.

In the normal scheme sexing a dwarf is something only a dwarf can manage without getting closer than I want to imagine. Male and female, they come with immense crops of hair, arsenals sure to include at least one huge ax and an amazing variety of supplemental cutlery, and a lot of attitude. In general, dress consists of a chain-mail shirt not tucked in, an iron hat, and a leather apron something like a kilt. The more pockets on the apron, the higher the status of the dwarf.

Got to be a joke in there somewhere.

The mom in this crew wore a paisley apron that started life as a carpet. Her helmet was a feminine little pillbox in blackened steel, without horns or other appurtenance. Dad wore a stylish pullover made from burlap bags, hiding most of his mail.

The younger dwarves, almost human in apparel, seemed painfully embarrassed to be seen in the company of parents. Definitely a custom borrowed from humans.

Winger boomed, ‘‘This here is Garrett. Runs things at this end. Garrett, this is Rindt Grinblatt.’’

Papa Dwarf offered the slightest of bows. It was the kind dwarves deploy when confronted by lesser beings in superior numbers.

‘‘Good to meet you,’’ I lied. And turned to Winger for an explanation.

‘‘The Dead Man hired them to poke around under that abandoned house. They have all the information they need.’’

The little one whined, ‘‘Daddy made me go in the house with the creepy thing! It messed around inside my head.’’

Rindt Grinblatt—a name either made up or adopted because it wasn’t traditional dwarfish—admitted it. ‘‘I wasn’t gonna go in dere wit’ dat t’ing. I don’t need my mind swept. Mindie don’t got no secrets to give away.’’

Fathers. You got to love them.

Generally, dwarves are inscrutable. Mindie was not. Her expression said her father didn’t have a clue what he was blathering about.

Winger told me, ‘‘The Dead Man said to tell you he put a map of the underground into her head.’’

Dwarves being folks who live in caves and tunnels in the wild, this bunch should have no trouble if the map they’d gotten was the one Old Bones based on my recollections of those cellars.

‘‘My partner told you what he wanted done?’’ Since this was all a surprise to me.

‘‘We got it,’’ Rindt Grinblatt grumbled.

‘‘The Dead Man told me. I explained,’’ Winger said. ‘‘In case Mindie gets distracted.’’

Rindt grumbled, ‘‘You just show us where the house is.’’

Grinblatt was not in a bad temper. He was being upbeat. For a dwarf. He had a paying job.

I looked to Winger for further illumination. She told me, ‘‘You take them to the abandoned house. And turn them loose.’’

‘‘Follow me,’’ I grumbled, cheerful as an employed dwarf. Snowflakes had begun to swirl. I wasn’t looking forward to manning a shovel. I wondered if Max and Gilbey would notice the charge if I hired a stand-in shoveler.

I led. Grinblatts followed, none with any enthusiasm. They were working only in response to the supreme motivator, hunger.

Very upbeat. For dwarves.

Winger brought up the rear.

We hadn’t gone half a block before a brace of flying thunder lizards wheeled through the random snowflakes overhead, hitting something on the roof of the World. The lead flyer flapped back up with a pair of struggling beetles, one neatly mounted atop the other. The bottom bug fell. It crunched into the cobblestones a dozen yards away, the fall instantly fatal.

The dwarves surrounded the beetle. Its limbs continued to twitch. Rindt Grinblatt said, ‘‘I didn’t believe it. But dere it is. You cain’t argue wit’ dat.’’

I explained, ‘‘They’re big but not dangerous. They haven’t—’’

‘‘I know dat. We’re supposed ta find out where dey’re comin’ from. An’ git rid a’ any a’ dem we runs inta.’’

Looking at those four, with all the mail and armament, I decided the Dead Man had been very clever indeed. Dwarves were perfect exterminators for these vermin. They were used to tight places, underground. And they were unlikely to be hurt by the bugs. The darkness, smells, and spells wouldn’t bother them, either.

I visited Dwarf Fort once, a long time ago, warrens where dwarves who won’t acculturate live once they come to the big city. The perfume of countless never-washed dwarf bodies, in tight quarters, while potent enough to water the eyes of a maggot, go unremarked by the denizens of the place.

‘‘Here we are,’’ I said when we arrived. The abandoned house looked bleaker than ever. ‘‘I can’t tell you much. I went in there once myself but I didn’t get very far. Be careful on the stairs.’’

Grinblatt rumbled, ‘‘We’ll let you know what we find.’’ He and his tribe had gone native, but he wasn’t going to let some mere human get too friendly.

‘‘I’ll be back at the World when you want me.’’

Clan Grinblatt unlimbered axes and tromped up the shaky steps. They vanished into the abandoned house.

Winger and I headed for the theater. I observed, ‘‘Joyful bunch.’’

She responded with a Grinblatt grunt, then asked, ‘‘You got any idea what Pilsuds is up to?’’

‘‘Who?’’ It took a moment. ‘‘Oh. The Remora. I forgot that was his real name. No. I don’t.’’ I dared not tell her that the Dead Man was more interested in enlisting Jon Salvation than her.

‘‘Why can’t you just call him by the name that he wants, Garrett?’’

‘‘Because Jon Salvation is ridiculous. And you just called him Pilsuds.’’

Winger is no addict of consistency. She ignored me. ‘‘Jon Salvation is gonna be famous. He already finished his second play. He read it to me. It’s really good.’’

Winger is no fan of the arts. Nor has ever been. Unless she can find someone willing to buy it, off the books.

She said, ‘‘The little shit drives me nuts when he’s around. He’s so damned clingy. And needy. And horny. But now that he hasn’t been underfoot for a few hours, I’m missing him.’’

She’d be nervous about the constituents of the crowd who meant to perform Jon Salvation’s plays. Alyx. Bobbi. Lindy. Cassie Doap, who had yet to show her primo self. Even Heather Soames. Every one definitely worth considering a threat.

I was nervous about the redhead of the set. Though not that a wannabe playwright would carry her off. I was afraid that someday she’d go away because old Garrett couldn’t help going right on being Garrett.

There have been rare moments when I haven’t been the most lovable guy roaming these mean streets.


A train of wagons had appeared outside the World. Saucerhead was directing traffic, moving them on to park farther along once they unloaded.

Curious bystanders had begun to turn out. We had giant bugs, flying thunder lizards, and now, ratpeople by the wagonload. That’s entertainment.

Morley and his crew continued working rentable buildings nearby.

The wagons spilled ratmen and cages full of cranky rats. More than ever before. I spotted John Stretch. He must have been preparing for the callback for days. I headed his way. ‘‘Thought you’d had enough of this place.’’

‘‘I do not like it, Mr. Garrett. It is a bad place. But it could make me rich.’’

‘‘And me poor. The Dead Man hired you?’’

‘‘Yes. He wants one more offensive against the bugs from down below.’’

‘‘They’re so big now, your best rats may not be able to hold their own.’’

‘‘This could be the last time this approach is possible. Rats are not smart. They are cunning. But they do learn. And they pass their learning along. By the time today’s game is played out, it may be impossible to gather any significant number of feral rats willing to be used here.’’

‘‘Ratpeople could take over.’’

‘‘You are mad.’’

‘‘It’s completely safe. Hell, there’s a family of dwarves down there poking around right now.’’

‘‘There are ghosts.’’

‘‘That only bother humans.’’

‘‘Till now.’’

John Stretch was well on into an extended graphic description of what I could do with my idea about sending ratmen down when an unexpected visitor interrupted.

‘‘Rocky? Hey!’’ It was the midget troll who made deliveries for a living. ‘‘What’re you up to?’’

Rocky is a blazing fast talker. For a troll. He’s had too much exposure to human beings. It took him only ten seconds to get going on an answer. ‘‘It is my day off. Playmate told me you might could use some help. I could use a little extra money.’’

‘‘Playmate had a good idea.’’ I sure could use Rocky. Nothing much will dent a troll, let alone do serious damage. Plus, Rocky was small enough to get around in the same kinds of places dwarves can go. While being a dozen times stronger.

Hell, this was an idea so great it was embarrassing that it took a preacher man to think it up.

There was a problem, though. Trolls and dwarves are not an inert mix. No way could I send Rocky down to help Rindt Grinblatt. The Grinblatts would, almost certainly, attempt to test to destruction Rocky’s natural invulnerability.

‘‘Here’s what you do to start. John Stretch!’’ I beckoned the ratman. ‘‘John Stretch, this is Rocky. He’s going to go inside with you. He’ll handle any physical challenges that come up.’’ I told Rocky what we were up against and how he could protect the ratmen.

He said, ‘‘I hope it’s warmer inside there, Garrett. This cold really slows me down.’’

‘‘Warm won’t be a problem.’’ John Stretch’s people were complaining about the heat. And ratfolk like it hot.

Rocky went off with John Stretch.

Luther planted himself in front of me. Before he started, I said, ‘‘Work around them.’’

‘‘There’s ghosts already. They don’t usually come out this early.’’

‘‘We’re trying to deal with that. Remember, they’re harmless. They just manipulate your emotions.’’

‘‘Yeah. I know. But knowing and believing are two whole different buckets of monkey piss.’’

That was hard to argue. I’d seen it too often. Fear has its own logic. Too often, there isn’t a dread of physical harm driving it. ‘‘All right. If you must, take breaks. That’s all right. As long as I see everybody challenging their courage.’’ I leaned in, whispered, ‘‘We don’t want no ratmen making us look bad, do we?’’

During Snoots’ visit I’d gotten the notion that Luther didn’t disdain rightsist ideals.

Luther was surprised. For an instant. Then puzzled. Then satisfied enough to smile. ‘‘Right. Got you.’’

Which left me feeling unclean. But not a lot. That’s management. Tell them what they need to hear to get them through the day. Tomorrow can take care of itself.

I screwed up my courage, went inside to see how the ratfolk were doing. Wondering why Singe hadn’t come to stick her nose in.

The heat was amazing. I ordered every doorway propped open. Why hadn’t anybody done that? And there were vents up top, there to let the heat out when the World filled up with playgoers. Those were shut, too.

Might the thing down below be like a snake or thunder lizard? Or troll? Would a good chill slow it down?

The ratmen were staying out of the way of the workmen. Who weren’t being too unpleasant to them. John Stretch had set up down on the cellar level. That helped.

Ghosts wandered everywhere. At least a dozen of them, all just milky shimmers. The ratmen saw them but weren’t impressed. The tradesmen weren’t bothered, either. None coalesced into anything anyone found frightening. Too many minds, too many ghosts, too many distractions.

A lot of people doing a lot of stuff might just be the perfect workaround.

Luther, making a circuit of his troops, paused to shoot me a thumbs-up.


Morley Dotes invited himself in to tour the monster destined to be the talk of high society. My first hint of his presence was him saying, ‘‘I’m impressed, Garrett.’’

Startled, I stopped watching Rocky crunch bugs. The midget troll wasn’t fast but didn’t have to be. He’d found the hole that the biggest insects used to get into the cellar. He let them come to him. The rats had gone down by lesser ways and were driving the bugs toward him.

Morley twitched as I turned. A ghost had bumped him from behind. He looked back, didn’t see anything, but twitched again when the ghost touched him again.

Interesting. I hadn’t seen a ghost touch anyone before.

‘‘What the devil?’’ Morley said. ‘‘You have practical joke spells floating around in here?’’

‘‘No joke.’’ I explained. ‘‘You really don’t see anything?’’

‘‘No. But I feel it. It’s like being touched by cold, wet hands.’’ He twitched, turned quickly. Several times.

‘‘We need to get you out of here. You’re drawing them like you might be good to eat.’’ Six were in touching distance. The rest were drifting our way.

The Dead Man should find that interesting.

We ran into Belle Chimes at the door. He didn’t recognize Morley. Nor Morley, him, either. I didn’t bother with introductions. I told Bill my best friend seemed to attract ghosts but couldn’t see them.

‘‘He might be psychic,’’ Bill suggested. ‘‘Which would make him more obvious to them than the rest of you are.’’

‘‘Why can’t he see them?’’

Bill shrugged. ‘‘Garrett, I’m just a guy who lives over top of a third-rate bar.’’

«But …»

‘‘Not my field of expertise. What’s his problem?’’ He pointed.

I looked.

Morley hadn’t stopped twitching just because we’d gone outside.

‘‘The spooks came out with him. A couple of them.’’ By squinting, cocking my head, and looking slightly to one side, I could detect them. But they were fading. ‘‘Morley. Scoot your ass on across the street. See if they can stay with you.’’

My best pal said unflattering things. He wasn’t sure what was happening. He didn’t like it. But he did what I said.

‘‘Try getting into shadows,’’ I told him. ‘‘The spooks are easier to spot when they’re not in the light.’’

‘‘They’re gone.’’ He’d moved only a few steps into the street.

‘‘You sure? How do you know?’’

‘‘I know because there’s nobody painting me with cold porridge fingers anymore.’’ He came toward me, a step at a time. And defined the range of the spooks in seconds. ‘‘Three steps make all the difference.’’

I wasn’t happy. I’d just found out that the ghosts could come outside a good ten yards. Would their range increase again tomorrow?

About the time Saucerhead was set to christen his sudden new guard shack, we discovered that Morley’s escape marked a supernatural high water. The ghosts’ range dwindled fast, afterward. Possibly because of the chill winter air flooding the World.

John Stretch told me, ‘‘We do not like this cold. But the rats definitely like what it is doing to the bugs down under.’’


‘‘Good. This time we may get them all.’’

‘‘You’ll need to find their eggs,’’ Belle Chimes told us. ‘‘Otherwise they’ll just keep coming.’’

‘‘That’s true,’’ I said. And thought about the Grinblatts.

I’d heard nothing from the dwarves.

I worried. There should’ve been something, if only a ‘‘Screw you very much!’’ ‘‘Hey, Rocky. I’ve got a mission for you.’’

‘‘More fun than squashing bugs?’’ His outside was covered with insect insides.

‘‘I can’t tell you a lie. No. It could even turn unpleasant. I’ve got some dwarves that might’ve got themselves into a tight spot.’’

Troll faces aren’t especially expressive. But Rocky managed to betray his thoughts without saying that tight spots are right where dwarves belong. The tighter the better. A pine box, eight feet down, being ideal. Or maybe farther than that, just to be sure they didn’t claw their way out.

‘‘They love you, too. We’ll make it a compromise. You go check, see if they’re all right. That’s all you got to do. Just come back and tell me. Anything that needs doing I’ll take care of myself.’’

Rocky glowered. Volcanic rumbles started up inside him. Digestive distress? I hoped.

‘‘And all this will pay exactly the same as having fun. Right?’’

‘‘Exactly.’’ I wasn’t going to hand out a bonus because an employee did what he was told. ‘‘Come on.’’

I took Rocky to the abandoned house. I explained again. Rocky grunted, muttered something about if a man wanted a job done he ought to have the stones—snicker —to get in there and do it his own self.

He didn’t understand. I was management. Management don’t get its hands dirty. Management concentrates on making conflicting decisions and issuing orders with no obvious rationale behind them.

I’d make a fine manager. I had the example of my partner to emulate.

Rocky was gone long enough to get me worrying. But he did turn up eventually.

‘‘Your dwarves ain’t lost. You’re wasting your time worrying about them.’’

‘‘Why’s that? And what took so long?’’

‘‘It takes a troll time to sneak, Garrett. And I didn’t want them to know I was listening.’’

‘‘Tell me.’’ I sensed a disappointment coming on.

‘‘They were talking about how to fix things up after they move in. And how to clean out the mess. And where they could sell some of the stuff that’s lying around down there.’’

‘‘What kind of stuff?’’ Evidently they’d had no trouble with the stuff that had frightened me. But, then, Kip and the kids had had plenty of time to change the whole lay of the underground land.

‘‘Glassware. All kinds. And funny tools. And stuff.’’

I muttered. I grumbled. I groaned. That would be the Faction’s laboratory stuff.

Belle or Saucerhead or somebody had suggested, in passing, flooding the down below. I spent a few seconds wondering about how I could get the water.

There would be difficulties. The neighbors would be disgruntled. And wouldn’t be understanding. Unless they had unwanted big-ass bugs in their own secret basements.

Reassured about the Grinblatts, I went back inside the World. Rocky filled me in on what he’d overheard as we walked.

Rindt Grinblatt had talked himself into thinking that he’d stumbled across the pot at the end.

Friend Rindt was due some disappointment.


I snapped, ‘‘I swear by all the gods that ever infested this damned city, you people just flat refuse to be satisfied.’’

John Stretch’s henchrats and Luther’s workmen alike complained constantly about the cold. ‘‘Anybody see any ghosts?’’


‘‘And there you go. Stop whining. Get back to work.’’

Shivering, John Stretch told me, ‘‘We have seen no bugs for a while, either, Garrett.’’

‘‘Excellent! Wow! Look at me. Making good things happen.’’ I turned slightly. ‘‘So what do you want?’’

Morley looked offended. He said, ‘‘I hope your bark is worse than your bite.’’

‘‘Sorry. Getting tired of people who whine all the time.’’

He flashed a mocking smile. ‘‘I came to say we found a perfect venue. Thanks for the idea. When the new place is up, dinner is on the house. Whenever you want.’’

‘‘Wow.’’ I smacked the crankiness down, tied it up wiggling and squealing in a mental bag that wouldn’t hold it long. I pasted on a smile that probably looked like I’d borrowed it off a corpse. ‘‘Great. Good for you. Did you catch Lurking Felhske and turn him in for the reward?’’

‘‘No.’’ Puzzled.

‘‘Then how can you finance a new shop?’’ He’d been desperate as recently as yesterday.

‘‘I found an angel who likes the idea better than I do.’’

Interesting. I tossed up an inquisitorial eyebrow.

Which he ignored like a pregnant girlfriend.

The question had to be answered sometime.

John Stretch coughed. He wanted my attention back. He said, ‘‘The bugs are sluggish down there now.’’

‘‘You just told me—’’

‘‘Meaning they are not attacking anymore. The rats tell of a steady wind bringing hot air up and pulling cold air in behind. They have found many kinds of grubs and pupae. The grubs have distracted them. They keep stopping to eat.’’

‘‘That’s not bad. Let them get fat.’’

‘‘Trouble,’’ Morley whispered, looking over my shoulder.

I turned.

Barate Algarda had invited himself into the World. And he’d brought a date. She was a pale wisp of a woman, five feet ten, thin as a starveling elf, going maybe a hundred pounds with gear and hair included.

That hung to her waist in streamers and fanciful braids. It was blond, so pale that in the available light it looked white. Her eyes were implausibly large and blue.

So heavily was she bundled that I feared she might be even more insubstantial than I first thought.

Furious Tide of Light. Sorceress of the most dangerous sort.

Had to be.

But such a forlorn waif . . .

I couldn’t take my eyes off her.

I was not unique. Every man in the place felt it. Morley’s breathing became labored, like he had run a long way to get here in time to embarrass himself.

Despite the magnetism, at first I figured she couldn’t be more than thirteen. She had no apparent figure.

But she had a daughter older than that. I needed to remember that.

I lost the color of her eyes as she considered the chaos inside the World. But I felt them. Like I’d felt the eyes of great, deadly snakes when I was in the islands. When I caught it again they seemed to be green.

Saucerhead and several of his thugs materialized behind the couple. He gave me an inquiring look. I had no answer. I just shrugged.

Algarda headed my way after a pause for effect. Arrogantly confident. His companion followed a step behind and one to his left, letting him shield her. Despite his breathing difficulties Morley managed to drift away so he could get a clear line of sight. Carefully, not knowing who these people were but recognizing what.

Whatever their physical appearance, they have a distinctive smell, our Lords off the Hill.

I gulped some air. Then glanced aside. That gave my mind an opportunity to reengage.

I turned back. The frail frail had aged precipitously. Now she was a woman my age fighting a desperate rearguard action against conquering time. Her eyes were violet and my hunger wasn’t any less wicked.

There’s a puzzle for the great minds. How come one woman can inspire ferocious, unreasoning desire while another, virtually identical . . .

Never mind. That’s a mug’s game. If, by some wild chance, the boffins did find an answer, women would change the question.

The Dead Man would, no doubt, go on about unconscious cues presented by the personalities inside. Meaning that the same body, occupied by different souls, would conjure different responses.

Furious Tide of Light absolutely reeked of ‘‘Come and get it like you’ve only ever imagined getting it before.’’ She could fog the minds of those statues of forgotten Karentine heroes that infest the government part of town. She might even make Max Weider glad that he’d lived long enough to meet her.

What caused an insecurity so deep that a girl needed to wrap herself up in an aura that powerful?

Strategically positioned between the Windwalker and me, Algarda looked around. He learned what he wanted to know in an instant. He told me, ‘‘The Windwalker promised your partner she’d help undo the mischief Kevans loosed down here.’’

‘‘Really?’’ My recollection was, Kevans was behind the compliance device, not the robust bugs. With drool dripping as I tried to ignore the Windwalker.

For once the gods were not cruel. Tinnie was somewhere else.

A damned good thing there were witnesses. None of them more smitten than I.

Not even my best pal.

Furious Tide of Light had a characteristic I’d noted before in women who have that smack-in-the-chops impact. She didn’t know what she was doing, which meant she didn’t pay attention. I had a feeling she really didn’t know much about the interplay between men and women. Maybe because she’d never had time for anything but what helped her become Furious Tide of Light.

Tinnie might ask, if she was so damned naive, why did she dress like that? Pointing out that the woman was bundled against the weather would be a waste. The argument would become something about her using witchcraft to inspire the response she did. At which point I would meticulously fail to declare that the entire female subspecies practices that same black magic. Some just get blessed with a bigger ration. Some were maybe behind the door when it got passed out. Or didn’t get in line. But it’s there in most of them, making sure there’ll be future generations.

Which thinking didn’t get on with finding out why the Dead Man had sent these people to join me. ‘‘Let’s step aside so we can talk.’’

The Windwalker appeared to be considering the World as though it was something she was dreaming. She reached out to touch a curious ghost.


Distracted, I’d let the spooks slide out of awareness. Now I noted that all the nearer shapeless glimmers were moving in on the Windwalker.


The woman said something so softly I couldn’t catch it. Barate Algarda didn’t seem concerned. ‘‘Your partner being what he is, I’m sure you know the situation in our household. Try not to let your prejudices get in the way.’’

What the hell did that mean? I started to ask. His expression stopped me. We weren’t going to talk about it. Over my dead body, if necessary.

I’ve had plenty of practice not judging my clients. The people I have to work with, or for! ‘‘I can do that.’’

‘‘Good. We understand that Kevans is involved in . . .’’ He lost focus. A ghost had captured his attention. The Windwalker fixed on that same apparition. A pseudopod of shimmer reached toward her.

The Windwalker looked up at Barate Algarda with a big, glowing smile. She eased over against him, slipped an arm around his waist, hugged. He responded in kind.

They saw the same thing. And it made them happy.

The Windwalker shed a decade, or more, becoming the adolescent I’d thought I saw when she showed up. She could give Belle Chimes lessons. She bounced with youthful excitement. Algarda grinned, pleased. She extended her hand to the ghost. Algarda reached out, too.

For more than a minute father and daughter looked as content and happy as two human beings can be.

Their happiness conjured its object ever more clearly. The ghost assumed a form that I could make out, a woman who looked a lot like the Windwalker.

I struggled to disbelieve. I couldn’t let them pull me into their fantasy.

Work stopped. Everyone stared at the odd couple and their ghost, which had acquired substance. It joined hands with Algarda and his daughter. Those two acted like they had hold of something real.

Talking to myself, I muttered something about it might just be possible that my own personal freelance necromancer ought to commence to begin to explain what the hell was going on. Unfortunately, Belle Chimes was too far away to hear me croak.

Weirdness squared. The Algardas had themselves a happy ghost. Unlike all us morally upright twits who ran away from what our secret hearts conjured.

All right. They’d called up his wife and her mother. For both it was a reunion so sweet they welcomed the world to join them.

As their special ghost gained life and definition, the other shimmers faded.

Their ghost began to lose color. In a single minute it diminished till it was just another misty shimmer.

Neither Algarda nor his daughter seemed disappointed. The woman, in fact, had come to life. She was attentive and interested but had nothing to say.

Algarda said, ‘‘That was intriguing. Kevans really was involved in raising these create-your-own-specter things?’’

‘‘Presumably. If you visited my partner you should know as much as I do. Or more. He doesn’t share his speculations with me.’’

Algarda told me what they knew. That didn’t include the compliance device.

I explained what I was up to today. My goal being to get construction back on schedule. Said schedule having suffered ferociously because of the Faction.

Unintended consequences.

I didn’t mention the compliance device, either. We had excitement enough.

The Windwalker touched Algarda’s arm. He bent so she could whisper. Was she crippled by shyness? That would make her unique. Hill people aren’t bashful. Most have ego enough for a clutch of kings.

I filed her timidity under ‘‘Be wary!’’

There would be a lot of power there. Otherwise, she’d never have been invited into the senior caste.

I wasn’t yet clear on what made a Windwalker special. I did know that what you don’t know can kill you quicker than the devil you go to bed with every night.

Algarda said, ‘‘Having unskilled people down there might be counterproductive.’’


‘‘You sent dwarves down.’’

‘‘I did. To explore. Not to do anything else. Except get rid of any giant bugs they run into. Seemed like the sort of work dwarves are made for.’’

‘‘Underground? Indeed. But what damage are they likely to do? In their ignorance and arrogance.’’

‘‘We’re all going to do some damage. In our ignorance. Because nobody knows what’s down there. Which is why some people accustomed to living underground are doing the poking around.’’

‘‘My point, sir. We don’t know. Best guess would be, the thing down there is just stirring in its sleep.’’

‘‘Sure.’’ My sources all agreed.

‘‘So suppose you wake it all the way up? And it’s as cranky as you are when they make you roll out before you’re ready.’’

Who had been poking around inside whose head, back at the house? ‘‘I’m open to suggestions. Remembering that my job is to get this place slapped together with as little trouble as I can manage.’’

New trouble, however, had arrived already. In the form of that frail blonde. All work had stopped. The roofers had come inside to check her out. Most of the men didn’t pretend to do anything but drool.

‘‘Hang on a minute.’’ I moved over to Belle Chimes. Another stricken zombie. ‘‘Bill, wake up. Pull your eyes in. Pass this word. She’s off the Hill. Out of the inner circle.’’ I didn’t know that but it sounded good. And it for sure got his attention. He got those eyes they say are big as saucers. ‘‘Goes by Furious Tide of Light.’’ All making the point that she was someone you didn’t want to irritate. Which Belle seemed to have gotten in spades. He flat-out turned scared.


The effect was salutary once Belle started whispering. Though the workmen did not deny themselves the occasional hungry look.

Saucerhead proved himself smarter than he looked. ‘‘I got a fire going in the shack now, Garrett. You might take these folks out there. Be easier on everybody.’’


We decided that Barate Algarda and his daughter should follow the trail blazed by Rocky and the dwarves. They would go poke around the Faction clubhouse. They would evict the dwarves unless Rindt Grinblatt could show that he had done something especially useful.

They headed for the abandoned house, needing no guide. I stood around enjoying the fact that the snowfall consisted of fat, random globs that were not accumulating. If this kept up I shouldn’t have to do any shoveling.

Most excellent.

‘‘You have no idea how lucky you are,’’ Morley Dotes told me. As I considered Furious Tide of Light through the aforementioned random flakes.


‘‘If Tinnie saw you come out of that shack, with that woman, with that look on your face . . .’’

‘‘That woman, with her father right there?’’

‘‘You honestly think that would make a difference?’’

‘‘Maybe.’’ If a brace of nuns had been in there, too. ‘‘She’s growing up. We both are.’’ Me whistling past the graveyard.

He gazed the direction I did. ‘‘Pity I’m single. Pity you’re not.’’

He must not have gotten the word. ‘‘You know who she is?’’

‘‘I’m sure you’re going to scare me off by