New Orleans
2005
Monday, 4:28 A.M., the narrow French
Quarter room was smoky with cheap candles that smelled of honey.
Daniel stared through broken shutters and shivering glass up the
length of the alley, catching a thin slice of Jackson Square
through curtains of gale-force rain that swirled through New
Orleans like mad bats riding the storm. Daniel had never seen rain
fall up before.
Daniel loved these damned hurricanes. He folded
back the shutters, then opened the window. Rain hit him good. It
tasted of salt and smelled of dead fish and weeds. The cat-five
wind clawed through New Orleans at better than a hundred miles an
hour, but back here in the alley—in a cheap one-room apartment over
a po’boy shop—the wind was no stronger than an arrogant
breeze.
The power in this part of the Quarter had gone
out almost an hour ago; hence, the candles Daniel found in the
manager’s office. Emergency lighting fed by battery packs lit a few
nearby buildings, giving a creepy blue glow to the shimmering
walls. Most everyone in the surrounding buildings had gone. Not
everyone, but most. The stubborn, the helpless, and the stupid had
stayed.
Like Daniel’s friend, Tolley.
Tolley had stayed.
Stupid.
And now here they were in an empty building
surrounded by empty buildings in an outrageous storm that had
forced more than a million people out of the city, but Daniel kinda
dug it. All this noise and all this emptiness, no one to hear
Tolley scream.
Daniel turned from the window, arching his
eyebrows.
“You smell that? That’s what zombies smell like,
brought up from the death with an unnatural life. You get to see a
zombie?”
Tolley was between answers right now, being tied
to the bed with thirty feet of nylon cord. His head just kinda hung
there, all swollen and broken, though he was still breathing. Every
once in a while he would lurch and shiver. Daniel didn’t let
Tolley’s lack of responsiveness stop him.
Daniel sauntered over to the bed. Cleo and Tobey
shuffled out of the way, letting him pass.
Daniel had a syringe pack in his bag, along with
some poppers, meth, and other choice pharmaceuticals. He took out
the kit, shot up Tolley with some crystal, then waited for it to
take effect. Outside, something exploded with a muffled
whump that wasn’t quite lost in the wind. Power transformer,
probably, giving up the ghost, or maybe a wall falling over.
Tolley’s eyes flickered amid a sudden fury of
blinks, then dialed into focus. He tried to pull away when he saw
Daniel, but, really, where could he go?
Daniel said, all serious, “I asked you, you seen
a zombie? They got’m here in this place, I know for a fact.”
Tolley shook his head, which kinda pissed Daniel
off. On his way to New Orleans six days earlier, having been sent
to find Tolley based upon an absolutely spot-on lead, Daniel
decided this was his one pure and good chance to see a zombie.
Daniel could not abide a zombie, and found their existence
offensive. The dead should stay dead, and not rise to walk again,
all shamblin’ and vile and slack. He didn’t care for vampires,
either, but zombies just rubbed him the wrong way. Daniel had it on
good authority that New Orleans held quite a few zombies, and maybe
a vampire or two.
“Don’t be like that, Tolliver. New Orleans is
supposed to have zombies, don’t it, what with all this hoodoo and
shit you got here, them zombies from Haiti? You musta seen
something?”
Tolley’s eyes were bright with meth, the one eye,
the left, a glossy red ball what with the burst veins.
Daniel wiped the rain from his face, and felt all
tired.
“Where is she?”
“I swear I doan know.”
“You kill her? That what you been tryin’ to
say?”
“No!”
“She tell you where they goin’?”
“I don’t know nuthin’ about—”
Daniel hammered his fist straight down on
Tolley’s chest, and scooped up the Asp. The Asp was a collapsible
steel rod almost two feet long. Daniel brought it down hard,
lashing Tolley’s chest, belly, thighs, and shins with a furious
beating. Tolley screamed and jerked at his binds, but no one was
left to hear. Daniel let him have it for a long time, then tossed
aside the Asp and returned to the window. Tobey and Cleo scrambled
out of his way.
“I wanna see a goddamned zombie. A zombie,
vampire, something to make this fuckin’ trip
worthwhile.”
The rain blew in hard, hot and salty as blood.
Daniel didn’t care. Here he was, come all this way, and not a
zombie to be found. Anything was good, Daniel missed out. A life of
miserable disappointments.
He looked at Tobey and Cleo. They were difficult
to see in the flickery light, all blurry and smudged, but he could
make them out well enough.
“Bet I could kill me a zombie, one on one,
straight up, and I’d like to try. You think I could kill me a
zombie?”
Neither Tobey nor Cleo answered.
“I ain’t shittin’, I could take me a zombie. Take
me a vampire, too, only here we are and I gotta waste my time with
this lame shit. I’d rather be huntin’ zombies.”
He pointed at Tolley.
“Hey, boy.”
Daniel returned to the bed and shook Tolley
awake.
“You think I could take me a zombie, head up, one
on one?”
The red eye rolled, and blood leaked from the
shattered mouth. A mushy hiss escaped, so Daniel leaned closer.
Sounded like the fucker was finally openin’ up.
“Say what?”
Tolley’s mouth worked as he tried to speak.
Daniel smiled encouragingly.
“You hear that wind? I was a bat, I’d spread my
wings and ride that sumbitch for all she was worth. Where’d they
go, boy? I know she tol’ ya. You tell me where they went so I can
get outta here. Just say it. You’re almost there. Give me a hand,
and I’m out your hair.”
Tolley’s lips worked, and Daniel knew he was
about to give it, but then what little air he had left hissed
out.
“You say west? They was headed west? Over to
Texas?”
Tolley was dead.
Daniel stared at the body for a moment, then drew
his gun and put five bullets into Tolliver James’s chest. Nasty
explosions that anyone staying behind would have heard even with
the lion wind. Daniel didn’t give a damn. If someone came running,
Daniel figured to shoot them, too, but nobody came—no police, no
neighbors, no nobody. Everyone with two squirts of brain juice was
hunkered down tight, trying to survive.
Daniel reloaded, tucked away his gun, then took
out the satellite phone. The cell stations were out all over the
city, but the sat phone worked great. He checked the time, hit the
speed dial, then waited for a link. It always took a few
seconds.
In that time, he stood taller, straightened
himself, and resumed his normal manner.
When the connection was made, Daniel
reported.
“Tolliver James is dead. He didn’t provide
anything useful.”
Daniel listened for a moment before
responding.
“No, sir, they’re gone. That much is confirmed.
James was a good bet, but I don’t believe she told him
anything.”
He listened again, this time for quite a
while.
“No, sir, that is not altogether true. There are
three or four people here I’d still like to talk to, but the storm
has turned this place to shit. They’ve almost certainly evacuated.
I just don’t know. It will take me a while to locate them.”
More chatter from the other side, but then they
were finished.
“Yes, sir, I understand. You get yours, I get
mine. I won’t let you down.”
A last word from the master.
“Yes, sir. Thank you. I’ll keep you
informed.”
Daniel shut the phone and put it away.
“Asshole.”
He returned to the window, and let the rain lash
him. Everything was wet now: shirt, pants, shoes, hair, all the way
down to his bones. He leaned out, better to see the Square. A
fifty-five-gallon oil drum tumbled past the alley’s mouth, end over
end, followed by a bicycle, swept along on its side, and then a
shattered sheet of plywood flipping and soaring like a playing card
tossed out like trash.
Daniel shouted into the wind as loud as he
could.
“C’mon and get me, you fuckin’ zombies! Show your
true and unnatural colors.”
Daniel threw back his head and howled. He barked
like a dog, then howled again before turning back to the room to
pack up his gear. Tobey and Cleo were gone.
Tolliver had hidden eight thousand dollars under
the mattress, still vacupacked in plastic, which Daniel found when
he first searched the room. Probably a gift from the girl. Daniel
stashed the money in his bag, checked to make sure Tolliver had no
pulse, then went to the little bathroom where he’d left Tolliver’s
lady friend after he strangled her, nice and neat in the tub. A
little black stream of ants had already found her, not even a
day.
Cleo said, “Gotta get going, Daniel. Stop fuckin’
around.”
Tobey said, “Go where, a storm like this? Makes
sense to stay.”
Daniel decided Tobey was right. Tobey was the
smart one, and usually right, even if Daniel couldn’t always see
him.
“Okay, I guess I should wait till the worst is
over.”
Tobey said, “Wait.”
Cleo said, “Wait, wait.”
Like echoes fading away.
Daniel returned to the window. He leaned out into
the rain again, watching the mouth of the alley in case a zombie
rattled past.
“C’mon, goddamnit, lemme see one. One freaky-ass
zombie is all I ask.”
If a zombie appeared, Daniel planned to jump out
the window after it and rip its putrid, unnatural flesh to pieces
with his teeth. He was, after all, a werewolf, which was why he was
such a good hunter and killer. Werewolves feared nothing.
Daniel tipped back his head and howled to match
the wind, then doused the candles and sat with the bodies, waiting
for the storm to pass.
When it ended, Daniel would find their trail, and
track them, and he would not quit until they were his. No matter
how long it took or how far they ran. This was why the men down
south used him for these jobs and paid him so well.
Werewolves caught their prey.