I froze so I could hear better, all the while envying dogs their ability to swivel their ears in any direction.
“His own wife?” a second voice exclaimed. “You can’t really think Minerva—”
“No, silly, Gordon’s wife.”
“Carol? I thought she and Gordon split up two years ago.”
I pretended to find something wrong with the chair I was about to fold, and risked a look over my shoulder. One of the Marie Antoinettes we’d been watching so closely as a possible shoplifter was leaning toward a stout, gaudily dressed Gypsy.
“It was five,” Marie Antoinette said. “And they reconciled; but now they’ve split up again, and this time it looks permanent.”
“Very permanent, with him dead and all.”
“Well, naturally,” Marie Antoinette said. “I mean it was looking permanent, before Gordon was killed. They were fighting over property, and Carol swore he was hiding assets from her.”
“And was he?”
“For heaven’s sake, it’s Gordon we’re talking about,” Marie Antoinette said, tossing her fluffy white wig. “Of course he was hiding assets.”
“Troll,” the Gypsy muttered.
“But she’s been going about it the wrong way. She should have just hired a private investigator to follow the jerk. But she’s been trying to do it all herself.”
“Maybe she can’t afford to hire anyone?”
“Well, that’s possible. But at least she shouldn’t have run around doing things that probably made the judge think she was a nutcase.”
“What kind of things?” the Gypsy asked.
“She broke into his house,” Maria Antoinette said. “And got caught.”
They both shook their heads.
“So if you ask me, Chief Burke is barking up the wrong tree, hassling that poor Professor Rathbone,” Marie Antoinette continued, jerking her head toward where the chief was still talking to a stricken-looking Giles. “They should look at Carol.”
“How does killing Gordon help Carol find his hidden assets?” the Gypsy asked.
“If he’s dead, and they’re still married, she doesn’t need to worry about finding them, silly. They’re all hers now.”
“Unless he’s hidden them so well that no one ever finds them,” the Gypsy suggested.
Or unless she was the one who murdered him.
“Wouldn’t that be something?” Marie Antoinette exclaimed, and they both giggled. I suspected that however much they disliked Gordon they weren’t overly fond of Carol either.
I folded the chair and turned toward the house. I realized that I might have a very good chance of prying information out of Carol, since I probably had a good idea where Gordon had hidden his assets. Several times, while delivering things to the bin we’d rented at the Spare Attic, an off-site storage place, I’d run into Gordon coming from or going to a nearby bin. He’d looked anxious when he noticed I’d seen him. If I could find Carol, maybe I could trade her this information in return for the inside scoop on what she’d seen in the barn.
Of course, the ethical thing to do was to tell the chief what the two women had been saying and share my knowledge of Gordon’s storage bin with him.
Later. Assuming I could pry the chief away from his intense conversation with Giles.
“Damn!” I muttered.
“What’s wrong, Meg?”
I looked up to see that Dad had returned. Alone.
“Eric and Frankie—” I began
“Taken care of,” he said, waving genially.
“Fine,” I said. Giles was still talking to the chief. I shook my head and stuck a folding chair under each arm.
Giles was pointing toward the barn.
“Damn the man,” I muttered.
“What’s wrong?” Dad asked.
“Someone should tell Giles not to talk to the police without a lawyer,” I said.
“You think he had something to do with the murder?”
“No,” I said. “I can’t imagine him having anything to do with the murder, but I don’t think Chief Burke agrees. If Giles doesn’t watch out, he’ll get arrested.”
“Oh, dear,” Dad said. “He seems like such a nice man.”
“Very nice,” I said. “And he thinks Michael deserves tenure.”
“So do I, naturally,” Dad said.
“Yes, but you’re not on his tenure committee,” I said. “Giles is.”
Dad frowned.
“But I thought Giles was an English professor,” he said.
“He is,” I said. “So is Michael, technically. The drama department, being small, is technically a subgroup of the English department.”
“How odd,” Dad said. “Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”
I sighed, and rubbed my forehead. The slight headache I’d been trying to ignore suddenly felt worse. I could have sworn I’d explained this to most of my family several times already. Maybe I’d just fretted about it so much that it seemed as if I’d told them.
“Depends on your point of view,” I said. “If you ask me, most of the English professors—the tenured ones, anyway—are stuffy, pompous bores. Of course, I could be prejudiced by the fact that they all look down their noses at their colleagues in the drama section of the department.”
“That must be annoying.”
“Worse than annoying,” I said. “Every year or two, they try to eliminate all but the driest and most academic of drama courses. Which would also let them eliminate all those déclassé theater people like Michael.”
“Oh, dear,” Dad said. “So Michael’s job isn’t safe?”
“Well, it is and it isn’t,” I said. “The college administration always reinstates the canceled classes—they’re too popular to kill. But while the administration wants the prestige of having an award-winning theater arts program and the fees the drama classes bring, they could care less if any of the faculty responsible ever get tenure. So far, in the past thirty years, not a single one has.”
“That doesn’t sound promising,” Dad said, staring at the house as if the connection between Michael’s tenure and our ability to continue paying the mortgage had begun to dawn on him.
“Doesn’t mean Michael would be unemployed if he didn’t get tenure,” I said. “He’d almost certainly be welcome to stay around indefinitely, as a lecturer or something. On a suitably tiny salary, with no benefits to speak of. That helps the bottom line almost as much as those popular courses he teaches.”
“The college’s bottom line, you mean.”
“Yes,” I said. “It wouldn’t help our bottom line at all—not that that’s the most important thing. I could make up the difference with my blacksmithing if I had to, though that would certainly slow down the house project. But if Michael doesn’t get tenure, he might not want to stay on, and it can be hard for someone refused tenure to get a good teaching job anywhere else. And much as he likes acting, it’s teaching he really loves.”
“So this is where Giles comes in,” Dad said. “He’s pro-Michael.”
“Exactly,” I said. “When Michael arrived, they took a look at his background—the soap opera stuff, mainly—and made the mistake of assuming he was a lightweight. So they didn’t figure they had to pack his tenure committee with curmudgeons—they gave him a bunch of honest, if slightly pedantic, professors. And so far, Michael has won them over. He has the credentials; he publishes regularly; he’s jumping through all the hoops. His committee loves him—he and Giles have even become friends—but the department is running scared. If Chief Burke arrests Giles and gives the department fuddy-duddies an excuse to force him off the committee, they’ll replace him with one of the hardliners, and Michael will have no chance at tenure.”
Just then, Chief Burke looked up from his conversation with Giles and frowned at me. I picked up the chairs, waved them, smiled, and then turned toward the house.
“Don’t worry,” Dad said. “I’m sure there are other suspects.”
“A whole flock of them,” I said.
“No, not a flock,” Dad said, frowning. “Ah! I’ve got it! A skulk. Like a skulk of foxes.”
“A skulk of suspects,” I said. “Works for me. But just in case Chief Burke disagrees, get Michael to call that defense attorney he knows.”
“The one who represented Rob when he got arrested?”
“That’s the one,” I said.
Dad scurried off and I focused on the chairs.
As I lugged them along, I realized that it had been several weeks since Michael had complained about anything going on in his department. Not a good sign. When he was feeling generally optimistic about how his career was going, he’d vent about small day-to-day irritations. When he thought something was going badly, he clammed up about work. Which was what he’d been doing recently. If I hadn’t been so crazed over the upcoming yard sale, I’d have noticed. I should have noticed.
I vowed to make up for this as soon as possible, thus fending off a full-scale attack of the guilts that I didn’t have time for right now.
While I was crossing the soaring front hall, I heard the patter of sneaker-clad feet from the landing above.
“Bang!” piped a small voice.
“Argh! You got me!”