CHAPTER 7
Susan
“You what?”
Susan attempted nonchalance as she uploaded the edited blog entry. “Your hearing’s fine, and you’re only standing three feet away, so I know you caught that. Dr. Georges-Scales suggested it, and I’ve wanted to do this interview for a while, so I said yes.”
“He could have killed you!”
“Only with his breath. I guess there are no Tic Tacs here under Big Blue anymore.”
“Sooo-zen!”
“Don’t yowl; it’s not at all sexy. Besides, he wasn’t going to kill me. He needed me.” She was trying to sound impatient at Gautierre’s overprotectiveness, but it was hard. She adored him beyond all reason. She adored his soft cobalt and lavender scales in dragon form, she adored his triple-braided hair in human form, she adored the piercing golden eyes he had in both. She had no idea if first love was this intense, or trapped-in-a-dome love, or he-saved-my-life love. Or a weird-yet-cool combo.
Because she did love him, she was trapped beneath a dome, and he had saved her life. He had walked through fire for her. Literally! It was all she could do to keep from darting across the room and falling on his face and kissing said face for several hours.
Instead, she finished filing the report and squinted outside. “It actually looks decent out there. We should go for a picnic.”
“A picnic? Susan, Ember’s gang attacked yesterday. You’re not going outside. You’re not going anywhere!”
“Thanks, Fred Flintstone.” It became slightly easier to be irritated now. “I don’t recall asking your opinion.”
“You want to die? Is that it?”
Hmm. Lots o’ drama, even for teens in love trapped beneath a dome. “Gautierre, I’m a reporter. You get why I’m doing this, right? To . . . what’s the word? Oh. Right. Report. To tell the truth. I want the whole world to know what we’re going through. I do not want the world to Area 51 us.”
“Area 51 is a verb?”
“Winter’s coming,” she continued, not cracking a grin. “People will starve. To death, okay?”
He straightened his back, which gained him two inches. He tossed his braid gently; a moon elm leaf was woven into the strands. It was the weredragon equivalent of wolfs-bane . . . as long as he was in physical contact with it, Gautierre had control over when and where he became a dragon. Without it, he would be tied to the crescent moon. “I love what you’re doing.”
“No, you don’t.”
“Okay, I don’t. I know it’s important. I hate that you risk yourself almost every day.”
“Risk? Jennifer’s taking risks. Her mom is taking risks, and her dad. The goddamned medical secretaries are taking risks, okay? Me? I’m babbling into a camera and making out with my boyfriend.”
“You’re not doing either of those right now,” he pointed out with a smile.
“Keep it up,” she muttered, “and see how much and how often and how long I don’t do either of those. Or one of those.” Wait. What? Oh, hell. He knew what she meant.
She took a steadying breath. Keep cool. Start over. “Getting back to it, it does look pretty nice. Want to take a walk?”
“No.”
“What, no?”
“Forget it, Susan. It’s too dangerous.”
“For me, you mean.”
Gautierre snorted. “No, for your pet geese.”
“I don’t own a single—”
“Look, keeping you from getting roasted or skewered is turning into a full-time job. Not that I mind,” he added hastily upon seeing her scowl, “but let’s not go looking for trouble, okay?”
She slapped her hands onto her hips so hard she almost knocked herself over. “Wait a minute, hose bag! You’re not really pulling that chauvinistic garbage on me, are you? What century are you living in? Cute little Susan has to be protected by her boyfriend? Because you can stuff those misconceptions right down your gullet!”
“Susan, pardon the obvious, but I’m a dragon!”
“You are not!” She looked again at the leaf. “Well. Not all the time.”
“Yes, Susan, even when I’m walking around on two legs, I’m a weredragon, I was born one and will die one and will always be one, forever and ever, amen. I fly and breathe fire and eat sheep.”
“Charming.”
“You, on the other hand, have only one protection: you’re gorgeous. You don’t have scales or a nose horn or wings or enhanced strength or enhanced speed. It’s not chauvinism; it’s reality. You can’t protect yourself the way I can. And you not facing up to that? Pretending it’s fine for you to hop out the door whenever you want, you are woman, hear you roar? It’s not feminism. It’s idiocy.”
Susan’s eyes widened, and she could actually feel her eyeballs bulge inside her skull. She was so upset her brain was going into put-down overload. Where to start? With the idiocy thing? With the pseudofeminist analysis? Hear her roar? Had he really said that?
“You—you—I—arrggle—mmph—”
“Hmmm.” Gautierre put his hands out, as if to catch her. “Are you having an aneurysm? You look really weird.”
“—gnnh—mmeh?”
“Here, siddown.” He steered her to a wheelchair and plopped her into it. “Look, I hate the thought of you getting hurt, okay? I’d rather stay under a roof with you and never fly again if it meant you’d come out of all this okay. You expose yourself enough by going outside and doing all those reports.”
“Did you just say I expose myself?”
He sighed. “Grow up.”
“I love that you look out for me,” she began and, when he looked pleased, added, “in your own horrible, smothering way. But there are plenty of other ‘normies’ in town who are risking their safety to go out. Even if I didn’t have to do my reports—”
“You don’t have to do your reports.”
“—I wouldn’t spend the day cowering in this hospital, peeking outside, and wishing I could see the sky.”
“On that one”—Gautierre sighed—“I think we can both agree. But I think your real reason is, you love seeing yourself on CNN.”
“Oh, well.” She shrugged modestly. If he only knew, the poor sucker. Loved seeing herself? She loved chocolate. She loved oatmeal. She loved the way towels smelled when they dried on a clothesline.
She lived to see herself on CNN. She would wither and die if she had to go back to her old life. The supporting role. The plucky best friend.
No thanks. Tried that the first fifteen years.
“Besides, I’m bigger and stronger than you, and I vote we stay inside for a couple of more hours at least.” He ducked, and her hair clip—which she’d yanked out of her ponytail and hurled at him—sailed over his head. “So if we can’t go outside, let’s put our heads together and see what can we—oooommmpph!”
She had successfully landed on his lips. Touchdown! “The crowd goes wild,” she said, smirking.
“Argh, my back,” he groaned.
“At least it wasn’t a knee in your balls.” With that tender thought, she snuggled into his chest.
Dome? What dome?
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