1971
Just as the sixties were tapering off into
history, a dark vortex opened up in the era’s rock culture. Hard
drugs began knocking over musicians like ninepins. By 1971 many
were hooked on heroin or burning out their nasal membranes and
nervous systems with too much cocaine. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin
and Jim Morrison all expired within a few short months of each
other, Joplin and Morrison from heroin overdoses, Hendrix from
pills and booze. The West Coast rock scene was in utter turmoil.
Once upon a time they’d been comrades-in-arms gently cushioned by
the sweet scent of pot-smoke; now they were frantically pulling
knives and guns on each other over cocaine deals gone awry.
Bad drug craziness was afflicting every nook and
cranny of the youth music hemisphere that year. Young hard-rock
hopefuls like Michigan’s MC5 and the Stooges were being
seriously sidetracked by their addictions. Down in Georgia, the
Allman Bros. Band had to be forced into a rehab clinic by their
record company just prior to a tour. The intervention didn’t
prevent their guitarist Duane Allman from dying in a motorbike
crash just a few months later whilst stoned out of his gourd. Even
the introspective US folkie brigade of the hour were tainted: James
Taylor, the dulcet-voiced shy and retiring troubadour who’d lately
become a bashful million-selling superstar the world over, was
regularly on the nod throughout the period.
Over in England, it was just as bad. John and Yoko
were both strung out. Eric Clapton had lately succumbed too. The
fabled guitarist stopped playing in public in 1971 and
self-medicated himself into temporary oblivion instead. He only
left his country home once that year - to fly to the South of
France in midsummer in order to attend Mick Jagger’s wedding. As
soon as he arrived at his destination he started experiencing acute
heroin withdrawal. In great physical discomfort he phoned Keith
Richards - who lived nearby - for something to tide him over. ‘Tell
him to go and find his own,’ responded Richards curtly to the
person who answered the phone and then transmitted the message. The
caring, sharing sixties were dead and gone. Now it was every man
for himself.
In such a cold and divisive climate, the Rolling
Stones could only further flourish. They’d never made convincing
propagandists for utopianism anyway. They were more inclined to
view life through a dark prism of worldly cynicism. The inky black
vortex was their natural habitat and so 1971 became their
greatest-ever year, their sustained moment of true creative
majesty. It saw the release of two mind-boggling Stones-related
films - Performance and Gimme Shelter - as well as
Sticky Fingers, the best album of their entire career. That
same year, they toured the UK and then tax-dodged their way over to
the South of France, where they lived whilst recording their last
real masterpiece, Exile on Main St., in Keith Richards’s
basement.
Performance had actually been filmed in the
autumn of 1968 but an early edit had so mortified the higher-ups at
Warner Bros., the project’s backers, that it was initially deemed
unviewable. After
approximately two years of haggling and re-editing it was given a
limited opening in the States, followed by a brief showcase at a
plushly seated cinema in London’s West End that began in early
January ’71. The delayed exposure would prove propitious to its
acceptance. Late-sixties audiences would have found it generally
too violent and disturbing to readily accept. It spoke far more
eloquently to the uncentred, ‘something wrong something not quite
right’ mood of the emerging seventies. The plot line starts out
straightforwardly enough: a psychotically violent London gang-land
enforcer named Chas - unforgettably played by James Fox - gets too
caught up in his bloodlust and incurs the wrath of his deeply scary
employers. His life in jeopardy, he hides out in the basement of a
Ladbroke Grove town house only to discover that his landlord is a
reclusive rock star named Turner (Jagger) who shares his living
quarters with two wacky female paramours and a prodigious supply of
hallucinogenic drugs. The second half of the film revolves around
an extended druggy mind-fuck confrontation between the gangster,
the rock star and his witchy girlfriend Pherber (Anita Pallenberg).
Turner wants to fasten onto Chas’s ruthless self-confidence as a
way to rekindle his own fractured career ambitions but only ends up
reaping the whirlwind when Fox’s character calmly shoots him during
the film’s final climax.
Essentially, it’s a cautionary tale about corrupted
souls toying with forbidden forces and then having to face the
consequences, but that didn’t prevent its mastermind,
writer/director Donald Cammell, from also depicting the lives of
his dissolute protagonists in a hypnotically alluring fashion.
Seeing the naked Turner/Jagger smoking reefer in a bathtub
surrounded by two exotic-looking naked European women certainly had
a forceful impact on my easily stimulated late-teenage imagination.
When I
was only twelve years old, my dad had let me stay up to see La
Dolce Vita on the telly and I’d experienced a similar tingling
reaction. Fellini’s film - like Performance - is a surreal
meditation on the spiritual bankruptcy that lurks within the souls
of those who ardently pursue the glamorous life. But that only
became apparent to me when I saw the film again years later as a
fully fledged adult. As a child, all I connected with was the
endless cavalcade of beautiful available women, the dizzy flashing
lights and wild all-night parties. It looked like heaven on earth.
And the vision Performance conjured up of life in Turner’s
dimly lit Ladbroke Grove lair was equally bewitching.
The film still conveys an almost supernatural power
whenever it’s shown, but its lasting brilliance was clearly
obtained at a steep cost to its key players. James Fox became
mentally unhinged as a result of immersing himself in the film’s
disorientating script, suffered a personality meltdown and had to
retire from acting for several years. Anita Pallenberg didn’t act
in a film again for some time. Cammell never managed to build a
prolific career for himself in cinema after Performance; he
committed suicide in the nineties. And Mick Jagger deeply estranged
his soulmate Keith Richards during the actual filming when he and
Anita Pallenberg, Richards’s girlfriend, supposedly began an affair
of their own. This would have perilous consequences as Richards
chose to react to the perceived infidelity by introducing his
bloodstream to the pain-relieving panacea known as heroin, thus
setting in motion the Stones’ true dark age and an antipathy
between the two head Stones that exists to this day.
Both Performance and Gimme Shelter -
which opened in London just a few short months later - focused down
hard on the calamitous predicaments that tend to prevail whenever
narcissistic
would-be ‘outlaws’ come into direct contact with the infinitely
more barbaric genuine article. But whereas the former was a
many-layered work of fiction, Shelter was a flashback-driven
documentary that chillingly captured the mayhem and carnage let
loose at the Altamont Speedway on December 6th 1969, when the
Stones headlined a free concert there only to be upstaged by the
Oakland Hells Angels - unwisely chosen to provide security around
the stage - who savagely beat up anyone in the audience they
happened to take a personal dislike to. ‘Altamont’ was already
being touted in the print media as the byword for the spiritual
death of the sixties - that and the much publicised arrest in
November ’69 of hippie mass murderer Charles Manson - but prior to
the film’s premiere few had actually seen what transpired that
fateful day and those that had all had different takes on whose
fault it really was. Gimme Shelter didn’t moralise or
apportion blame; it simply replayed the nightmarish events as they
occurred, leaving the stunned viewer to draw his or her own
conclusions.
No one came out looking good from the experience.
The onlookers resembled doomed sheep on bad drugs, the Angels acted
like sadistic animals and the Stones seemed clearly out of their
depth yet still numbly detached from the madness they were
inspiring. Mick Jagger in particular is captured on film looking
decidedly forlorn and fearful during his Altamont performance - a
control freak suddenly confronted with dire circumstances way
beyond his control. When the famous death scene is finally played
out on screen - several Angels plunging knives into an
eighteen-year-old black youth named Meredith Hunter during the
Stones’ live rendition of ‘Under My Thumb’ - the sense of mounting
dread that the film has been building on from its
opening scenes suddenly arrives at a harrowingly inevitable
climax. It’s amazing to think that this bloody debacle took place
only six months after Woodstock’s gentle-spirited bringing together
of the massed hippie tribes up on the East Coast of the USA. The
film made of Woodstock was one of 1970’s biggest global cinematic
earners-a three-hour-long love-fest mainstream blockbuster - but
Gimme Shelter was generally for more acquired tastes,
diehard Stones fans and art-house connoisseurs. The former’s scenes
of benign, beatific communal squalor were as pacifying to behold as
the utter bedlam depicted in the latter was painful to even think
about and yet the two events weren’t essentially that different
from the viewpoints of many who’d attended both. ‘Woodstock was a
bunch of stupid slobs in the mud,’ opined Jefferson Airplane’s
strident vocalist Grace Slick. ‘And Altamont was a bunch of angry
slobs in the mud.’ Grateful Dead manager Rock Scully - who’d been
involved in the early stages of Altamont’s genesis - was more
specific still. ‘Woodstock and Altamont are seen as polar opposites
in a mass-media-generated parable of light and darkness but they
were just two ends of the same mucky stick, the net result of the
same disease: the bloating of mass bohemia in the late
sixties.’
After Altamont, the Stones returned to England and
Keith Richards promptly began shooting heroin directly into his
veins. Suddenly he wasn’t turning up to recording sessions any more
or even answering the phone. The Stones had a lucrative new record
deal with Atlantic to inaugurate, tiresome old contractual
obligations with both Allen Klein and Decca to settle and a new
decade to come to terms with. With no manager to guide them and a
guitar player seemingly insensitive to their collective plight,
Mick Jagger promptly become the Stones’ de facto leader and
business
brain. The Stones’ two closest rivals - the Who and Led Zeppelin -
were both in the process of completing new albums for release later
that year - Who’s Next and Led Zep 4 - so Jagger knew his
band had to deliver or die on the vine. Sticky Fingers was
what he came up with - the classiest, most self-assured collection
of Stones songs about wild sex, hard drugs and doomed love ever
concocted. Richards didn’t even play on three cuts - ‘Sway’,
‘Sister Morphine’ and ‘Moonlight Mile’ - but managed to make his
maddeningly erratic presence felt on the other seven
selections.
The record’s young engineer Andy Johns would later
recall a telling episode during a session at Jagger’s country home
Stargroves in 1970. ‘We were doing “Bitch”, Keith was very late and
Jagger and Mick Taylor had been playing the song without him. And
it didn’t sound very good. I walked out of the kitchen and he was
sitting on the floor with no shoes, eating a bowl of cereal.
Suddenly he said “Oi, Andy! Give me that guitar.” He put it on,
kicked the song up in tempo and just put the vibe right on it.
Instantly, it went from being this laconic mess into a real groove.
And I thought - Wow! That’s what he does.’
When the Stones decamped to the South of France in
spring 1971, they quickly became absorbed in recording the
follow-up album to Sticky Fingers. By this point they’d
become so frustrated by Richards’s infrequent appearances at
virtually any studio they booked that they opted to record the
thing in the one place they knew he was always guaranteed to be,
the house where he actually lived. It was an opulent mansion called
Nellcôte that had formerly been the local headquarters for the
invading Gestapo. Nazi crosses carved into the heating system vents
were still plainly visible. The dank basement the group used to
record in had once
been the interrogation room. This became Keith’s own dark realm in
exile.
For his first month or so on the Riviera he was
heroin-free but quickly returned to its soothing embrace after
injuring his back in a go-kart accident. What happened next has
already been well documented. Local drug dealers descended on the
property, eventually alerting the local constabulary. The rest of
the Stones, producer Jimmy Miller and engineer Andy Johns meanwhile
wasted hours of each evening waiting for the smacked-back guitarist
to descend from his living quarters and grace them with his
presence. But - according to Johns - ‘Everyone was too scared [to
directly confront him]. Even Mick would never go up there. It was
as if hell existed upstairs.’ Then Keith had all his guitars
stolen, unadvisedly pulled a gun on the local harbour master and
also managed to alienate certain of his household staff, who
promptly went to the police and denounced Richards and girlfriend
Pallenberg as major-league heroin distributors and all-purpose
degenerates.
The fallout was considerable: arrest warrants were
immediately issued for the couple, they had to disappear from the
country like thieves in the night in order to avoid incarceration
and the rest of the Stones were also placed under investigation in
the resulting messy legal brouhaha. One member’s ballooning drug
problem had managed to turn the ongoing odyssey of the world’s
greatest rock ’n’ roll band into one potentially career-ending
scenario after another.
Many supporting players in the whole Nellcôte saga
soon fell by the wayside but the Stones still managed to turn
adversity into sonic gold dust. Exile on Main St. - the
record that mostly resulted from those troubled sessions in Keith’s
basement - took
the whole sun-baked Riviera-on-hard-drugs languor of their
day-to-day lifestyle and artfully moulded it to the hard-nosed
horn-drenched American roadhouse rhythm ’n’ blues sensibility that
has always best suited their particular musical chemistry. Released
in mid-1972, it would prove to be their last truly
Zeitgeist-defining collection of new songs.
But we’re getting too far ahead of ourselves here.
Let’s back-track a little. On March 10th 1971 the Stones played a
concert in Brighton as part of a farewell-to-the-old-country tour
of the UK just prior to Sticky Fingers’ release and their
move to the South of France, and I was there to cheer them on. The
performance was prefaced by its share of backstage dramas. Keith
Richards - arriving early for a change - found his group’s
dressing-room facilities still locked up and came close to pulling
out a lethal weapon and braining the promoter in retaliation. Gram
Parsons, Richards’s ex-Byrd drug buddy who was travelling with him
on all the English dates, became so chemically deranged as the
evening progressed that when he attempted to find the stage the
Stones were playing on he ended up instead staggering into a nearby
cinema. But I’d only learn about those incidents many years later
after reading an article by Robert Greenfield, an American
journalist then on assignment for Rolling Stone who’d
actually been in the group’s designated touring party that night.
On the evening in question, I was just another paying punter in a
sea of faces and limbs come to pay homage to my dark-prince heroes
and watch a truly stupendous live spectacle in an overcrowded
provincial sweat-box of a venue named the Big Apple. It would be
another two and a half years before I’d be granted direct access to
their inner sanctum, and in retrospect I’m glad that fate didn’t
summon me sooner. The dark vortex could wait awhile before it
claimed my young bones. Like Elvis, I still had a lot of living to
do.
Did I tell you I’d finally located a girlfriend?
She was a looker too with cascading blonde hair and a supple
dancer’s physique, a sweet sixteen-year-old suburban little
princess for me to bottle all my overstimulated post-adolescent
romantic fantasies up in. Her name was Joanne Good and we’d first
linked up in December 1970 when I was press-ganged into being the
side-stage prompt for a school play that she was acting in.
Joanne’s thespian skills would later bring her mainstream
recognition throughout the British Isles: in the late seventies
she’d become a regular fixture in the cast of Crossroads,
the decade’s best-loved UK TV soap opera (these days, she’s a
popular morning disc jockey on Radio London). But in 1971 we were
both still soldiering down the treacherous path intersecting
post-puberty with young adulthood. We both declared undying love
for each other - our favourite courting song was the Temptations’
heart-fluttering ‘Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)’, a
big hit that spring - but the love we really shared was closer to
the toothachingly sugar-rush rapture expressed in a less
sumptuous-sounding chart smash du jour - Donnie Osmond’s
‘Puppy Love’. We stared into each other’s misty eyes a lot and held
hands whenever in public. But physically speaking, we were an odd
fit. I was 6 foot 1 whilst she measured 5 foot in her stocking
feet. And temperamentally too we bordered on the incompatible.
Joanne was vivacious, outgoing and gregarious whilst I was
generally intense and prone to introspection.
Her family was Good in both name and nature, apart
from her older brother Nigel, who was what they used to call ‘a bit
of a tearaway’. He was also Horsham’s most notorious druggy, having
lately been busted for pot-smoking in the town centre, an incident
that saw his name subsequently splashed over the front page of the
local paper. He and another youth named Rob Daneski, who looked
like anyone in Black Sabbath, were the drowsy little commuter
town’s two resident heads. I met them through Joanne and we quickly
became fast friends forever stalking the neighbourhood together in
search of cannabis resin. Nigel and Rob liked to drop acid whenever
possible, but I always refused to join them, as I sensed - quite
rightly, I now realise - that I was still too emotionally and
spiritually immature to react well to its lysergic lift-off.
Though I would later come to be perceived as one of
the championship-level London-based substance-abusers of the late
twentieth century, I started my journey into the world of chemical
refreshment with tentative steps. I first smoked pot at the Bath
Festival in summer 1970 when a fellow audience member passed me a
droopy, hand-rolled cigarette and bade me suck on its soggy
cardboard filter. Inhaling its fumes must have had some effect on
me because the next thing I remember was descending from my instant
reverie to be confronted by a hippie girl who was staring at me
with an extremely alarmed look on her face. I felt like a door had
been suddenly ripped open in my brain. Time no longer hung heavy on
my stooped shoulders. Pot put me right in the moment, enriching my
consciousness with the sensation of feeling simultaneously giddy
and alive. From then on it became an integral part of my religion
to consume as much of it as I could get my hands on.
But daily consumption only began in earnest once
I’d moved to London later in ’71. Drugs in general were hard to
come by in the early seventies if you didn’t live in England’s
capital or near
one of its major cities that also doubled as a port. Forget
heroin, cocaine and ecstasy. Crack had yet to be invented. All you
could hope for was to befriend some long-haired ne’er-do-well in
your region who sometimes purchased reefer from a connection in the
big bad metropolis and pester him to sell you a small chunk. Doping
up was still in its infancy as a British national pastime,
particularly out in the suburbs, and those few who dared partake
invariably became extremely paranoid due to the build-up of
cerebral befuddlement and fear of getting busted.
In the early part of 1971, when I wasn’t illegally
stimulating my endorphins or belatedly experiencing first-hand the
tumultuous joys and sorrows of teenage romance, I was sending my CV
around to various universities in the hope that one of them would
accept me onto their campus and postpone the day when I’d actually
have to go out and find a job for a further three years. I was
flat-out rejected by all of them, except for Bedford College, which
was then part of London University. They called me down for an
interview so I tied my hair back and hid the ponytail under my
shirt collar, wore a suit that even an undertaker might call
‘subdued’ and somehow charmed them into taking me on board. I had
good reason to feel elated by their decision. Not only would it
mean that henceforth I’d be living in London but Bedford College
was one of the only places of further education in Britain where
the female student population sharply outnumbered the male. Like
Jan and Dean’s mythical ‘Surf City’, it functioned on a ratio of
two girls for every boy.
In order to bolster my finances that summer in
readiness for student life I went looking for any kind of
legitimate work. Soon enough I got employed by a Sussex-based
chemical plant and spent long days digging drainage ditches for a
pittance. Later I
manned the pumps at a local garage. Each job lasted roughly two
weeks in duration, after which I got promptly fired for rank
incompetence. I learned a lot from these experiences, the key
lesson being that I was simply not cut out for the rigours of
manual labour and should never consider it as a temporary career
option ever again. Leave all that heavy lifting and sod-busting to
the brawny lads with the muscles on their muscles. I was better off
developing my brain and making a living from that.
Looking back through the misty veil of nostalgia,
that summer of ’71 now feels like a sun-drenched and special season
of rampant carefree splendour. England’s green and pleasant land
never looked greener or seemed more pleasant to be a part of. Maybe
it’s just the pot I smoked back then playing tricks with my
retroactive memory but I think not. It was indeed a golden age for
middle-class floaters like me. Students still received grants. The
world’s biggest rock bands still performed to audiences no larger
than two thousand at a time at venues that didn’t cost an arm and a
leg to enter. Records - my main expenditure - were reasonably
priced. It cost nothing to hitch-hike whenever the urge for travel
struck. Sex wasn’t fatal. Only skinheads were to be avoided at all
cost.
And the music being released that year was often
outstandingly good. It was Tamla Motown’s last golden year for
example - starting with the Jackson 5’s irresistible ‘The Love You
Save’ and building to Marvin Gaye’s transcendent ‘What’s Going On’
- and you’d hear these singles constantly blaring out of transistor
radios in public places, boldly lifting the spirits of the nation.
On the white side of the tracks Rod Stewart - the rooster-haired,
dandy-dressing Sam Cooke soundalike who’d left Jeff Beck’s
employment at the turn of the last decade to join the remnants
of the Small Faces as their resident singer - was on constant
rotation in pub jukeboxes throughout the country with his
first-ever hit recording, ‘Maggie May’, a bitter-sweet
smoky-sounding rumination on the perils of falling in love with an
elderly prostitute. Everybody had mad love for the man sometimes
referred to as Rod the Mod that year: rock critics swooned at the
sound of his gritty self-deprecating voice, student drinkers were
in seventh heaven over his habitual public displays of boozy
camaraderie with the Faces whilst teenage girls were particularly
smitten by his big-nosed cock-of-the-walk charm and tight satin
trousers.
Another former sixties London ‘face’ making bold
inroads into the mainstream pop landscape of the early seventies
was a brash little hustler who called himself Marc Bolan. Three
years earlier, Bolan could have been found sitting cross-legged on
the wooden stage of any self-respecting UK hippie venue, strumming
a cheap acoustic guitar and warbling arcane pseudo-Tolkien
gobbledegook whilst an extremely stoned individual played bongos
haphazardly alongside him. This quaint spectacle were known as
Tyrannosaurus Rex and they quickly came to enjoy the patronage of
several key underground taste-makers, most notably John Peel, who
played their records ceaselessly on his Radio One broadcast and
even contributed some dubious spoken-word snippets to one of their
early albums.
But John Peel couldn’t help Bolan achieve what he
really wanted, which were big hit records and a shot at Elvis-like
mega-rock superstardom. So ‘the bopping elf’ - as he was sometimes
known - rudely brushed aside his DJ champion, sacked the stoned
bongo player (who called himself Steve Peregrine Took), bought an
electric guitar and started shaping his gauche, nonsensical lyrics
around rudimentary riffs archly filched from old fifties
vintage rock chestnuts like Chuck Berry’s ‘Little Queenie’ and
Eddie Cochran’s ‘C’mon Everybody’. His ‘Queenie’ rewrite - entitled
‘Get It On’ - became one of ’71’s national pop anthems and he and
his new electric ensemble now known as T.Rex were suddenly on a
serious roll that year with a succession of chart-topping singles
and a hit album called Electric Warrior. At first Bolan
seemed like a breath of fresh air: a new breed of rock star -
haughty, androgynous and glamour-fixated - who was unapologetic
about his thirst for fame and utter self-fixation. He was the first
to cut loose from the late-sixties notion that rock was one big
sharing, caring community where musicians and audience members
stood together on equal footing. Bolan was more interested in
creating an in-concert ambience that separated the two entities
into ‘the superstar’ and his ‘slaves’. T.Rex concerts in 1971 were
actually the first public manifestation of the seventies ‘me
decade’ consciousness in action. Bolan would primp and pose around
the stage like a narcissistic guitar-strumming girl in front of a
giant full-length mirror whilst his mostly teenage female fans
would scream ‘Me! Me! Me!’ back at him hysterically from the
stalls. Certainly it was a shallow and sometimes unhealthy
spectacle but infinitely more entertaining than having to sit
through yet another twenty-minute-long drum solo. Prog rock’s
halcyon days were suddenly numbered. The kids wanted vanity instead
of virtuosity and Bolan was ideally suited to spearhead the new sea
change - at least until his nemesis David Bowie swept in and stole
his audience the following year.
Stewart, Bolan and Bowie were all flashily attired
young fops who’d already tried to become superstars in the sixties
only to languish in the musical margins of the decade. Their early
failures had simply strengthened their resolve to make their mark
on a
new era. A similar case was Cat Stevens; in 1967 Stevens had
enjoyed two UK pop hit singles - ‘I Love My Dog’ and ‘Matthew and
Son’ which he’d written and recorded whilst still in his late
teens. Ill health then dogged him for the rest of the decade and he
fell off the pop radar for a while. But at the very outset of the
seventies he bounced back as a bedroom mystic troubadour hippie Rod
McKuen and by 1971 - when he had two new albums out, Tea for the
Tillerman and Teaser and the Firecat - he’d become the
new Messiah of the sensitivity set.
In early October I moved in to a dormitory
overlooking Regent’s Park, where Bedford College was actually
located. The single room I occupied there became my new living
quarters and my first home away from my parents’ hearth. A month
earlier I’d had my heart broken for the very first time: Joanne had
chucked me. My first reaction was to feel like a victim in some
maudlin country song about small-town cheating hearts but
fortunately I didn’t have the time or circumstances to mope too
much. After all, I was one of maybe only three males living in a
building with twenty-seven females, many of whom were soon inviting
me into their rooms to get better acquainted.
That’s when I experienced first-hand the hold Cat
Stevens then had on young middle-class women throughout the British
Isles. Practically all my female fellow students were
head-over-heels in love with the guy and played his albums as
though their lives depended on it. They were mostly nice girls from
the provinces with lank hair and long skirts who were adjusting to
their arrival in wicked old London by immersing themselves day and
night in Cat Stevens’s soothing airy-fairy blather until his discs
became their own personal comfort zones. Sometimes their
record-listening habits would stretch to superior musings like
Joni Mitchell’s ‘River’ or anything by Leonard Cohen but they’d
always return to the Cat-man piously proclaiming morning had
broken. I couldn’t stand it. His music was so drippy and saccharine
it made my teeth ache. I quickly developed an irrational hatred of
the man, which only intensified the following year when I started
knowing several bona fide rock groupies in the biblical sense and
all these women turned out to be dating Cat Stevens at the same
time. One of them even phoned him up when we were together to tell
him what she was up to. Now, of course, Cat Stevens is
internationally known as a devout Muslim who left the lust-filled
music industry to dedicate his life to his strict religious beliefs
but back in the day the Tea for the Tillerman man was
getting more pussy than Frank Sinatra.
Talking of pussy, I actually lost my virginity at
the end of my first week there. Before that, I’d engaged in what
can only be described as tentative oral sex but I’d never been
inside a woman. I seem to recall being worried about actual
penetration because so many of my school-going cronies had gotten
their girlfriends pregnant and been prematurely forced into
matrimony and a dead-end provincial job. But I’d finally escaped
that sorry fate and was now free to make up for lost time and
fumbled opportunities. A pretty, moon-faced Welsh girl named Ann -
one of my student co-tenants at the dorm - latched on to me and
wasted no time in inviting me to share her bed. God bless you, Ann,
if you happen to read this. You set me free to roam freely in the
world of adult pleasure and promiscuity-a great place to take up
squatter’s rights in when you’re still only nineteen. I received a
better life education from being in your carnal caress than I ever
did from attending any lectures.
The only problem I had as a student was the actual
course I’d
enrolled in: linguistics, or the study of the English language.
For some reason I’d envisioned reading and discussing mostly modern
literature and so was deeply underwhelmed when I discovered I had
to decipher the original texts of Geoffrey Chaucer instead. Chaucer
is rightly renowned as one of England’s first book-writers but that
doesn’t automatically mean he’s one of the best too. His original
Canterbury Tales is like a bad Carry On script
written by a halfwit and having to translate it into a
modern-language idiom was a task I couldn’t work up the remotest
inkling of a desire to pursue. When we weren’t focusing on
Chaucer’s silly texts, we were getting bombarded by lecturers
hopelessly in thrall to the ancient words and thoughts of my old
pal John Milton. One old biddy who taught us would even
occasionally break down and weep when discussing his timeless
magnificence. Meanwhile, I was weeping invisible tears of utter
stultifying boredom.
Soon enough I stopped turning up to these lectures
altogether and spent my time instead furtively exploring current
London-based culture. The city had some great live venues like
Finsbury Park’s Rainbow Theatre and Camden Town’s Roundhouse:
Sunday afternoons at the latter were a real poseur’s paradise. The
artsy cinemas had special late-night showings that were always
instructive to attend and the hip bookshops regularly put on
literary happenings and poetry readings: I saw Patti Smith boldly
reciting some early texts of hers without the aid of musical
accompaniment - her first-ever public performance in Europe, I
believe - that winter to an audience of no more than fifteen
people. I knew there and then she’d go on to become one of the
decade’s creative players. I’d already been impressed by her work
because her poetry had lately been published in a Michigan-based
periodical called Creem which you could only buy here in
the UK from one source: Camden Town’s Compendium bookshop. One
issue I bought that year featured a review by staff writer Dave
Marsh of a Question Mark and the Mysterians reunion concert in
which the term ‘punk rock’ was first coined. A new genre was making
its first tottering baby steps courtesy of the international rock
press.
Meanwhile, Creem’s rival Rolling
Stone was going from strength to strength - like its namesakes,
the journal enjoyed its all-time creative peak throughout 1971.
That year, Hunter S. Thompson’s seminal gonzo screed Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas got published in its pages, months before
it appeared in book form. John Lennon laid his soul bare to editor
Jann Wenner in an extraordinary two-part interview. A freelancer
named Grover Lewis - assigned to cover the Allman Bros. on a
draining US tour - almost got beaten up by the group and retaliated
by writing a wonderfully observed warts-and-all exposé of their
charmless lives and nasty habits. And another freelancer, Tom
Nolan, turned in a mesmerising extra-length feature on Brian Wilson
and the Beach Boys, the first article ever to pull back the curtain
on the madness and dysfunctionalism that reigned behind their
rugged all-American image. This was new journalism at its very
best. The writers weren’t blandly observing their subjects from a
respectful distance any more, they were right there in the scrum as
wilful participants soaking up the essence and then channelling it
into an art form of their own. That’s exactly where I wanted to be.
That’s exactly what I wanted to do.
It wouldn’t be long now. I could feel it in my
bones. Being back in London had started a fire in me. The city was
mine again - and it owed me a living. Destiny would take care of
the rest.