“I contradict myself?

Very well, then: I contradict myself.

I am large: I contain multitudes.”

Walt Whitman

“The opposite of a trivial truth is false;

the opposite of a great truth is also true.”

Niels Bohr

“Time is three eyes and eight elbows.”

Dogen Zenji

“I’ll pick-a you up in my car.”

“Oh, you have a car?”

“No. I used to have a car and a chauffeur, but

I couldn’t afford both, so I got rid of the car.”

“What good is a chauffeur without a car?”

“I need him to drive me to work.”

“How can he drive you to work without a car?”

“It’s-a okay. I don’t have a job.”

Chico and Groucho, Duck Soup