FOR: ONCE AGAIN, MY DARLING REBECCA RUTH. DESPITE
WHAT YOU MAY THINK, OR EVEN WHAT I MAY SOMETIMES SAY
REGARDING THE OCCASIONAL “ACUTE TEENAGE FIT,”
I LOVE You MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS.


TO: THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE UNITED STATES ARMED
FORCES. You FACE THE “GRIK” ON OUR BEHALF EVERY *
SINGLE DAY, AND FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY,

You HAVE MY MOST PROFOUND APPRECIAITON.