Compilation copyright © 2007 by Joe
Konrath
Introduction copyright © 2007 by Joe Konrath
Cover copyright © by Carl Graves
All stories copyright © 2007 by Joe Konrath
“A Fistful of Cozy” © 2005, originally
appeared on www.Shotsmag.uk
“A Matter of Taste” © 2004, originally appeared in Small Bites
“Appalachian Lullaby” © 2006, originally appeared in Requiem For A
Radioactive Monkey
“Basketcase” © 2003, originally appeared in Horror Express Magazine
#3
“Bereavement” © 2006, originally appeared in These Guns For
Hire
“Body Shots” © 2006, originally appeared on Amazon.com
“Careful, He Bites” © 2006, originally appeared in Small Bites
“Cleansing” © 2006, originally appeared on Amazon.com
“Could Stephanie Plum Car Really Get Car Insurance” © 2006,
originally appeared in Perfectly Plum
“Cozy or Hardboiled?” © 2005, originally appeared in Crimespree
Magazine #11
“Don’t Press That Button!” © 2006, originally appeared in James
Bond in the 21st Century
“Epitaph” © 2006, originally appeared in Thriller
“Finicky Eater” © 2003, originally appeared in Horror Garage
Magazine #7
“Forgiveness” © 2004, originally appeared in Cemetery Dance
Magazine #48
“Inspector Oxnard” © 2006, originally appeared on Amazon.com
“Light Drizzle” © 2005, originally appeared in Crimespree Magazine
#7
“Lying Eyes” © 2006, originally appeared in Twisted Tongue #2
“Mr. Pull Ups” © 2007, originally appeared in Tales From the Red
Lion
“Newbie’s Guide to Thrillerfest” © 2006, originally appeared in
Crimespree
“On the Rocks” © 2004, originally appeared in Ellery Queen Mystery
Magazine, July
“Overproof” © 2007, originally appeared in Chicago Blues
“Piece of Cake” © 2007, originally appeared in Woman’s World
“Potshot” © 2006, originally appeared on Amazon.com
“Punishment” © 2008, originally appeared in Like A Chinese
Tattoo
“Redux” © 2004, originally appeared in Spooks
“Street Music” © 2004, originally appeared in Ellery Queen Mystery
Magazine, August
“Suffer” © 2006, originally appeared in Ellery Queen Mystery
Magazine, June
“Symbios” © 2005, originally appeared in Apex Digest, December
“Taken to the Cleaners” © 2005, originally appeared in The Strand
#16
“The Agreement” © 2005, originally appeared in Alfred Hitchcock
Mystery Magazine, March
“The Bag” © 2005, originally appeared in Cold Flesh
“The Big Guys” © 2004, originally appeared in Small Bites
“The Confession” © 2006, originally appeared on
www.Hardluckstories.com
“The One That Got Away” © 2004, originally appeared on Whiskey Sour
by Brilliance Audio
“The Screaming” © 2004, originally appeared in The Many Faces of
Van Helsing
“The Shed” © 2005, originally appeared in Surreal Magazine #1
“Them’s Good Eats” © 2007, originally appeared in Gratia
Placenti
“Urgent Reply Needed” © 2006, originally appeared on Amazon.com
“Whelp Wanted” © 2004, originally appeared in Futures Mysterious
Anthology Magazine, Winter
“With a Twist” © 2005, originally appeared in Ellery Queen Mystery
Magazine, December
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. All rights reserved. No part of this publication can be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without permission in writing from Joe Konrath. Is anyone even reading this? Hi, Mom!