TWENTY-TWO
Jeremy Grover lay on his bunk and listened.
There was always plenty of chat echoing around the
wing in the hour after lock-down: earlier conversations continued
and news shared; filthy jokes and songs bawled from behind cell
doors that spread along the landing; rumours, curses and
threats.
He listened out for Howard Cook’s name.
A couple of the black lads had been talking about
Cook while dinner was being dished up, pissing themselves in a
corner and grinning happily across at the screws who were on duty.
Grover heard them, caught the name and wandered across. They told
him this was big news and funny as fuck. One of them said
something about Cook’s retirement being permanent, but a fat, ugly
screw named Harris came over and broke up the conversation before
Grover could find out any details.
Harris was a mate of Cook’s and, from the look on
the bastard’s face, he had heard something, too.
Grover had gone right off his dinner, wandered back
to the landing and crawled into his bunk. Happy to be on his own
until lock-up and needing time to think. Hoping the flutter in his
guts would settle. He had dug out the mobile from its hiding place
and sent a text message to the usual number, making it clear that
he needed to talk. Needed to be told.
Now the phone lay tucked inside the pillow case
beneath his head; the same phone, ironically enough, that Howard
Cook had given to him.
That was when Grover had found out Cook was iffy.
That, when it came down to it, they were on the same team. It had
come as a major surprise. If he’d been asked to guess, Grover would
have marked down plenty of others, that fat sod Harris included, as
a bent screw long before he would have picked out Howard Cook. He
supposed it was the same as with the cons themselves. Often those
who looked like full-on nutters wouldn’t say boo to a goose, while
the ones who sat good as gold in the library all day, would tear
your head off if you took the piss out of the book they were
reading.
Still, it had been a shocker definitely, finding
out a jobsworth like Cook was on the take.
He remembered how it had been in that cell, the
evening he’d done Monahan. Cook standing there in the doorway,
clearing his throat like he was struggling to breathe and holding
out his hand. ‘Give it to me,’ he’d said and Grover had handed over
the sharpened toothbrush; wiped the blood off against his trousers
first so Cook wouldn’t get it on his uniform. For a second they’d
just stared at each other and Grover could still remember how
utterly terrified the screw had looked. His face was the colour of
porridge, and at first he couldn’t even get the toothbrush put away
properly. Couldn’t find his pocket because his hand was shaking so
much.
From what Grover was hearing now, it seemed that
Cook had been right to be afraid.
‘The twat is dead, with tyre-tracks on his
head,
Howard Coo-ook, Howard Coo-ook . . .’
The song rolled along the landing like a football
chant. Aggression and exuberance in equal measure.
When he felt the vibration beneath his cheek,
Grover started, then reached quickly to retrieve the phone. He slid
off his bunk and stood flat against the wall to the side of the
door.
Took a deep breath.
‘What’s the panic?’
‘Tell me about Cook,’ Grover hissed.
‘Bloody hell, that was quick. They haven’t finished
scraping him up yet.’
‘I don’t understand.’
‘Would you like me to explain, Jeremy? Words of one
syllable, that kind of thing.’
‘There’s no way he would have said anything.’
‘He was being given a hard time by that West
Yorkshire DI, and, you know, better safe . . .’
Grover said, ‘Hold on,’ and pressed his ear to the
cell door. Still plenty of noise and no way that he’d be heard
talking over it. ‘So, I’m supposed to be scared, am I?’
‘Are you?’
‘Tell me about the money I’m supposed to get. For
doing Monahan.’
‘We’ll need to leave it a while longer, until the
pressure’s off, but there’s no need to worry. It’ll be sent where
you wanted it to go.’
Grover thought about his son, and the woman who had
given birth to him. He couldn’t be sure that the silly cow wouldn’t
blow most of the cash on powder and booze when she finally got it,
but it should certainly make life easier for them.
‘By the way, it seems like a nice school. The one
your son goes to. He’s a pretty decent footballer too. You should
be proud.’
Grover refused to rise to it, understanding well
enough what was really being said, but he suddenly found it that
bit harder to breathe. A belt pulled tighter across his chest. ‘So,
what . . . ?’
‘Just keep your head down.’
‘I always do.’
‘We’ll try to make things as pleasant as we can for
you in there. Long as you know it can go the other way easy
enough.’
‘You’ve got nothing to worry about.’
‘I hope so. I remember having much this
conversation with Paul Monahan a long time ago . . .’
Grover said, ‘Listen, you can relax, OK?’ then
realised he was talking to himself. He put the phone back in its
hiding place and lay down again.
Outside, they were still singing about Howard Cook,
inventive variations now on a popular theme, until a voice rose
above the cacophony, shouting about the withdrawal of privileges
and suggesting they shut up.
Fucking Harris.