If Maudie doesn’t love us
then why should we be good?
Why shouldn’t we steal the jam in the cupboard
and all the dainty food
as we never get a taste of! - really
it ought all to be Jock’s and mine.
Maudie is nought but the housekeeper
and she kens it fine.
So if Maudie doesn’t suit us
she’s got to pack and go.
We’re getting to be big lads now, an’ soon
we can run our own show.